4 MILLION SUBSCRIBER FREAKOUT 

“I like women not men.” “ *I didn’t ask* ”

“You shop at Target?” The look on Lucas’s face when he said that

"Come on, man, why are you hiding in the produce section" *"I just want to be loved-"*

When Brandon doesn't get invited to RU-vid rewind. Brandon- I'll make my own God damn rewind

"You have no idea where this *stupid* video is going!" Brandon Rogers: *Looks at camera and shrugs*

Brandon is the youtuber we need but not the one we deserve

"im very famous and very sexy....??" "im into women not guys" "I didnt ask"

“... And an Indistinct age that attracts tweens AND perverts”😂😂😂

“You know who I am?” “...I know who that is up there that’s god.”

“You shop at target...?” I can’t breathe

Fred: *gets kidnapped with head In target bag* Brandon: *takes off bag* Fred: *first question for being kidnapped* YOU SHOP AT TARGET!!?

"Brandon Rogers, ladies and gentlemen. He's nowhere near being retarded." I'm definitely using that.

I wish I had his level of bravery to tumble down a staircase in public

This is literally the most unpredictable channel on youtube oml

YOU SHOP AT TARGET

I didn't know that Brandon Roger was behind the meme "Try me bitch"😂😂😂❤️

*In all honesty, I’m actually really proud of you. I’m legitimately surprised that you don’t have more subscribers.*

Fred vs Brandon. The ultimate fight.

“and an indistinct age that attracts both tweens AND perverts” 😂😂 I am decEASED

Poop jokes are funny I can't lie about that.

Only 4 million?! You so need more. You DESERVE more

*points to sky* "I know who that is right there." *Everyone looks up* "Thats god."

My favorite part Lucas:"YoU sHoP aT tArGeT?!" Me:"😂😂😂😂

"Why tf am I alive?" Is what I ask myself every day

No no, don't ask the adults. Ask the 13 year Olds!

*Brandon Rogers Shops at Target..*

In exactly 1 year... Brandon hit 5 million

2:55 is the greatest thing I've seen today

Brandon: screams at random people in public and rolls down the stairs Also Brandon: *gets scared of his shadow*

Brandon: “Do you know who I am sir?” Man: *points* Man: “I know who that is; that’s God”

“How did you get the whole world to love you when my own mother doesn’t even know my name?” I’m dead.

0:54 Thats exactly what I thought he was gonna say

That moment when you've seen every Brandon Rogers video and seeing one second of every Brandon Rogers video reminds you that you should watch all of his videos again

At 0:34 - my face when my crazy has met its match.

i thought you just kidnapped some guy off the street thinking he was Lucas, but holy shit you actually got him.

Honestly Brandon Rogers is so unpredictable, especially all his series dude. I questioned everything after the end of Blame the Hero.

Imagine what you could do with 1% of brendons confidence

*_CONGRATS BRANDON!!!_* I feel like even Brandon is a character at this point...

*kidnaps a childhood star* *Childhood star:* you shop at tArgEt?

I love how Lucas was such a menace.

*wHy ThE fUcK aM I aLiVe?* … *a few minutes later* … *Girls: Can we take a picture?* *Old man: Yh your an internet sensation!* 😂😂😂😂😂😂

''Do you know me sir?'' ''I know who that is that's God'' I'm actually choking

Brandon Rogers. He’s the hero we... Have.

Let's all appreciate the fact that Brandon makes our day with these videos when we just want laughter when were ready OvO

Points at sky “that’s god”

The part when he says that Brandon is predictable...i thought he was the least predictable person EVER. he comes up with unexpected endings. He is really good at doing plot twists lol

“Excuse me sir do you know who I am?” *points up to the sky* “I know who that is right there, thats god”

Brandon embarrasses himself so we don’t have to. This man is a legend

*takes off bag* Sniff Lucas: You shop at target I’m done 😂😂😂

come on man, why you hiding in the produce section *i just wanna be loved* why are both of these lines so funny

After Brandon kidnapped Lucas, the only question he had was, "You shop at Target?" XD

Nobody: My last brain cell during an important exam: 2:56

"You shop at target?"

Brandon deserves more subscribers

That's because everyone who watches Brandon Rogers never goes outside

I DIDNT EXPECT LUCAS OH MY FUCKING GOD IM CRYING!! 🤣 You were who I liked over Fred in the very early 2010s, I'm glad to see you've just kept growing as a comedian and person since I first found you 🥰

He shops at Target? **Shane Dawson has entered the chat**

Do you know who I am sir? Man raises finger to the sky *I knOw whO thAt iS. RigHt thEre...ThAts god*

“Where is your star?” .... honey he is the star

When the Irishman came out I cried laughing.

I dont watch Brandon Rogers that often but when I do, I smile and laugh

Gets kidnapped: you shop at target?

and DAMN you turned into a skinny legend over the years wtf

"Where is you're star" "Well its....it,s on my" Who else loves this dude 😂😂👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

*_That's God_* Edit: It scares me bc he has the same voice as my uncle.

''where's your star?'' ... iTS uP mY aSs

Bradon Rogers = *a absolute miracle*

Brandon deserves everything he’s gotten😭💗 the man worked hard for it

OH MY GOD LUCAS

2:07 *_TWEENS AND PERVERTS_*

Brandon: do you know who i am sir? Guy: i know who that is right there *points at sky* thats god. *W H E E Z E*

Half way through this video there was something on my leg and I screamed “MOVE IM GAY”. Those are my reflexes

You shop at Target?

Showing this to 3 of my friends made me conclude there are 3 types of people The one who dies laughing the whole time Then the one who is just making a wtf face the whole time Then both at the same time

3:53 try not to laugh challenge started. I lost immediately

0:20 When your own cameraman doesn't know who you are

"You shop at target????" Lol same

The fact that he lost so much weight still amazes me

Brandon ive been following you since about 2012. I laughed then and im still laughing in 2020. I've had a really shitty last couple of days and your videos have helped me to feel better. Thank you so much for making these videos. You're the best! ❤

The hero we need, the hero we don't deserve

2:55 Wow didn’t know jacksepticeye was in this

This video keeps getting better and better...

I’m just now seeing this video and realizing that he collabed with Lucas. He can collab with anyone!

0:34 I like how they both look up.😂

Wait Brandon looks normal!?!? I thought that guy had a wig permanently attached to his head

I bet if the CEO was there they would recognize him lmao

No one: Literally no one: Not a single soul: Brandon: *HERE'S THE SKINNY*

This is the crossover I didn't know I needed

Man:"where's your star?" Brandon:"It's...........Up my ass" That killed me😂 Through out the years he seems more mentally unstable but don't we all😂

Love seeing how much weight he dropped while staying true to himself and his comedy, and not becoming some self-righteous asshole in the process. Very motivational

5 years later this has been the best collaboration ever both Brandon Rogers and Lucas Cruikshank are the best when it comes to comedy LOL

Where does he come up with this stuff 🙌 everything he says is gold

IM SO HAPPY U WERE BORN my literal favourite person

Freds first words in ten years: "you shop at Target?!"

Rewatching in 2023. Up to 6.2 million subscribers. Congrats, Brandon and crew

Brandon: Do you know who I am?? Random Guy: *points up to sky* I know you THAT is, and that's *G O D*

Alright boys we’re almost at 5 Mil,who’s ready for 5 million subscriber freakout

Lucas: "You have *no* idea where this *stupid* video is going!" Brandon: 🤷‍♂️

0:33 “I know who that is right there that’s god” Random Pigeon: “Worship me”

Congrats Brandon!!! Well deserved, we love you and your sick/twisted mind, keep doing you!!!! Here's to the next mil! X