A warning that this does contain profanity. Which; from me, you may not be used to. The full use of our language has its merits, and I am but a human :)
You look great in glasses, dare I say... Sexy even. Thanks for the content Hollis, it's great, brings a smile to my face, and my family loves watching and rewatching your cooking shorts. I hope you have a wonderful rest of your day, and an amazing weekend.
Sir you have corrupted me with a baking demon. My sister bought me your book and I have been unable to stop baking things from it. I NEVER USED TO BAKE. I literally had a conversation with my parent's old friends about baking while at a function, we were eating the potato chip cookies I had made for it and I was EXCITED ABOUT IT. Now I own three Bundt pans! But in all seriousness your content is great and baking is quite fun. My family and I are all loving the stuff in your book, even if it is adding to our waistline lol.
Only after seeing this comment I realised you were, indeed, using profanity. Interestingly, I didn't consider it out of character and couldn't imagine you other than swearing at things, now, in the past and in the future. I guess there was always a surpressed 'wtf is this' and 'how the F did people do that' that was overtly present throughout your otherwise light hearted series haha!
Indoor-Dylan represents everything humanity should be: Musical, funny, and he helps feed the world. OUTDOOR-Dylan is a menace; Just a vulgar, crass, unkempt little broomstick of a man. ...and I love both Dylans equally.
Wild Dylans tend to be louder and curse a lot at their surroundings. Some believe it might be a mating call for other wild gays out there, but worry not, wild Dylans can easily be domesticated with music and vintage recipes
Sometimes Dylan sounds like a hipster, sometimes like an 80 year old grandfather, sometimes like a stoner after a three day bender. And I love all versions.
I swear he manages to seamlessly swap between every time period ever. Sometimes he looks like a hipster, sometimes he looks like a grandpa, sometimes he looks like a generic 50s guy.
“If you jump on me I will _shit_ my pants” I FELT THAT I actually have a similar video that my SO references constantly except mine is a giant fucking bug in my bathroom and isn’t quite as chaotic as this but it’s got a similar vibe 😂 I told it to leave and followed it with “I mean if you move I _will_ scream”
Something about Dylan cursing at a random scaly monstrosity while on a hill of boulders is.... simultaniously incredibly on-brand, and awkwardly off-brand, and an intense feverdream, all at the same time. And it terrifies me that he holds such power. Never change, mister Hollis.
Every single line in the lizard saga-from “He has assumed the pounce position” to “I am LARGER THAN YOU!!”-was golden. I had tears in my eyes from laughing. Thanks for these clips!
I'm dying. I can't stop laughing. So far I've absolutely lost it at your fight with the blinds, "why do I look so straight", the wyoming song, "rocks is not soft", and "It has assumed the pounce position". My chest hurts XD
The worst part about it is it was so true that I found myself shocked at the implication he wasn't. Is that the true difference between the two, skin care?
As someone who has windows as low as mid-shin in my ground floor living room, I would LOVE some top down/bottom up shades. I’m sure there’s a learning curve but that kind of functionality would really improve my life. They’re $$$ though.
@@tcjdv they sure do 😂 they are a custom order shade, usually for large window areas, and as the other comment mentions they are priceyyyy lol when I worked there the most common reason people ordered them was for "all-season sunrooms", the enclosed patios that are ceiling to floor windows. They're best for tall or high up windows in most cases
That "I have a college degree" part is such a mood. I am a licensed practical nurse, and sometimes I do something so ditzy while at work that my only reaction I can give is "I'm a nurse!" With double sideways peace signs or a sad dab. Cuz like, I'm a nurse, dammit. Yet sometimes I'm clutsy as fuck or do something so dumb. Wild
I have missed Robin Williams. Nice to see that his quick wit and genius is being carried on by Dylan. I just found you Silent B, and I have not laughed this much in years. Your book arrives tomorrow! Thanks so much. This amount of joy I feel watching you should be illegal.
"I can't feel my fingers, my bitterness lingers, Wyoming's too cold." This is legit one of the best lines I've ever heard in a song. 😭So simple, but just captures the whole essence of that feeling. I also just realized that it has the same kind of beat pattern as Under the Sea ("yeah we in luck here, down in the muck here, under the sea") but it's _so_ poetic. I would _love_ to hear more of your work. 🙌🏻
@DrapedInDread Sorry for the late reply! No worries, you're good! 😄 You didn't come off mean at all 🙂But I get anxious about coming off that way too in comments! It's so hard to gauge tone in written text.
There aren't any words. This guy can make me laugh, laugh-cry and guffaw all in one 5 minute video, does a spot-on impression of Roy Rogers and has turned vintage baking recipes into riveting entertainment! Mark my words. This guy is going to be a household name.
I woke my birds trying not to laugh too loud..these vids should come with a health warning! “May cause increased heart rates, infatuation, wheezing from laughter and chronic enjoyment!”
OMG! He needs to do a whole travel series, doing, eating, singing, playing, cooking, saying whatever he wants to do. Is there no downtime with this young man? Hilarious.
"Twentynine Palms, California, a town whose founder was very fond of counting things." I looked it up, and this is literally true. His name was Col. Henry Washington.
You are a special lighted treasure thrust onto the world with sass, floof powder, and comedy that leaves us hospitalized in stitches. A Multi-National Treasure.
Dylan, I’m not one to typically find myself watching wholesome content, but your channel is one of my all-time favorites. You seem like such a genuinely good, passionate human being with extraordinary talents and endless personality and I can’t imagine how rewarding it must be to call you a friend. Thanks for all that you do. You make a lot of my days just a bit brighter and I am grateful. I often feel very alone and lonely in my life, but watching your videos provides, if nothing else, the illusion of support and friendship. Thank you.
Dylan, I just want to say I'm 7 weeks postpartum and between adjusting to the valleys and peaks of motherhood as well as personal things I felt super down in the dumps but rediscovered your videos and genuinely laughed for the first time im months. Thank you!
Note to self: don't watch Dylan videos if you need to be quiet because your daughter is in a zoom conference with her English teacher. It won't turn out well. Note applies to any situation where quiet is needed.
I cherish this man with all my willpower. Dylan, I hope you stay who you are. You make me smile. Even when it is 5 minutes of unreleased, random videos you took.
@@kalieris - I live a little north of Wyoming, in Canada, and have experienced snow in every month of the year here. It's actually quite fun and beautiful.
@@kalieris So here's a fun story. On a trip from Oregon to Arkansas one year, I forget the exact one, in the month of August a decision was made to stop for the night at a rest area. Air was slightly chilly, but nothing I couldn't handle being from central Oregon. We wake up just before sunrise to a nice light dusting of snow on the ground and below freezing weather. We put on jackets head out and not just a few hours later we be in the high 60's and having to take off our heavy clothing as the weather pushed into the 70's for the rest of the day. I now refuse to stop over in Wyoming for the night unless it's at a motel.
I am in awe of your abilities.😁 Cooking, wit, comedy, musical instruments, great singing voice, college degree. We love everything you do and always hope for more videos! 👏👏👏👏👏👌😀
Just watched this video, loved it! Also your song snippets are great, wonderful voice. Folks this guy can cook AND sing!! And just got his cookbook plus a couple for gifts!! Thank you for sharing your talents on RU-vid, I don’t TikTok or IG!!❤
Oh friend I laughed so hard I cried when you did not consent to making friends with the lizard in the desert. Your external monologue while hiking is very similar to mine LOL. Thank you for a glimpse into your life and your sense of humor and I love the book by the way! My boyfriend surprised me with your book for my birthday and the first recipe we made was the tomato soup cake and it was lovely!
Walking through that hotel had my mind screaming, "Dylan, get out! It's the Overlook Hotel and Jack Torrance is just around that corner! Run, Dylan, RUN!!"
What can I say but that I am a huge Dylan fan. I grew up in the century that your recipes come from. And yes I survived ice box cakes, green jello molds, and a thousand meat loaf recipes. Loved this too. You are a man of many talents.
@@lucialamprey2690I still make green bean casserole at Thanksgiving. It's the cottage cheese, walnuts, and canned mandarin oranges in green jello I'm really glad I haven't seen in at least 40 years.
@@christajennings3828 How can you say that! Cottage cheese-walnut-canned mandarin orange in green jello is ambrosia! (Actually, it's all good if one leaves out the cottage cheese). And, of course, Green Bean Casserole Forever.
I would walk a million miles or stay up WAY past my bed time to see Dylan. This compilation is pure gold. Completely infatuated with you. May life give you all the happiness that is truely deserved Dylan. And from the depth of my heart, thank you.
Does there exist an elderly instrument that you cannot play?! You have MASTERED the piano, guitar, and accordion and every time I see clips of it, it makes my whole day better. I look forward to seeing what you play next- a mandolin? a harpsichord? Spoons?! Who knows! But I’m here for it!!
Dylan getting treed? rocked? by a lizard will forever be pure gold! Also, your enema convo sounds a lot like a late night sleep deprived verson of a chat my group of friends had a while back 😂😂😂
That whole enema convo? Yeah. That's a real thing😂. It happened to my cousin while water skiing. Which is why she forever after wore a wetsuit, while skiing😂😂😂
You need your own reality series. Maybe title it " The B. Dylan Hollis Follies". If you say that fast it sounds like a disease, but I guarantee you could work it into an amazing song to intro the show. You could cook, sing, travel, meet friends for brunch, shop, clean house. Whatever you'd do it'd be great. Please consider. I'm all in.
“I have a college degree, but I’ve been here for 15 minutes trying to figure out-what the fuck is this?! What gentrified yuppie shit-ya pull that, I DON’T UNDERSTAND” 😂 -Dylan Hollis 2023
I’m about as chaotic as you are, but you’re infinitely funnier and more articulate in the moment. I admire you and I look forward to cooking from your book! Be safe!
Although this entire video is wonderful in a multitude of ways, I think the Christmas segment is my favorite. Watching you with your family, I am in awe of the easiness of your conversation and the competing laughter from all sides - and most of all, you sat in the middle, genuinely enjoying every second. I don't ever remember being THAT at ease around my family. I always wanted to feel that sort of connection where moments are magnufied simply by dint of you being together. Add that to the list of things that I, an "old" lady by many standards, envy about you. I adore you, B. Dylan Hollis.
Impromptu Dylan we need more of. Showing the well put together Dylan in his kitchen habitat is important but the manic Dylan that lives everyday life somewhere between a desert and....snow in July apparently...is equally funny and a pivotal part to any balanced breakfast. Says so right on the box.
Sending love from Wyoming! I wasn’t expecting that song, and I just burst out laughing, a real good one! I can relate intimately with every verse, stay warm out there folks!
Dylan, will you ever make content telling us about life in Bermuda and how and why you ended up in the Wyomingth Circle of Hell? I am genuinely confused as to how someone could end up somewhere as freezing and empty as Wyoming.
So, book is on order for a gift, and you've earned a sub from me because the content is utterly hilarious and, perhaps more importantly, shows the passion you have for cooking. I wish more people got the chance to revel in their own passions!
Dylan, I don't know if you realise this, but every second of recording you put out brings smiles and laughter to everyone. You're that guy on TV I want to be best mates with. I love all of your baking stuff so much, but this video was next level. Thanks heaps!
