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5 months of shutdown created this joke. Don't miss the hilarious comedy of Jeff Allen.
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@rs4619 4 года назад

I just love Jeff Allen. His jokes are so good and the best part is that they are all clean jokes. Nothing vulgar or over the top, just pure, witty jokes.

@rs4619 4 года назад

Larry...where is your sense of humor or do you have one.

@47hammer 4 года назад

To let you know Jeff Allen is a CHRISTAN man. Good Humor Clean.

@sunshinemishasmommy5352 3 года назад

Yeah,he is great 😊 I started watching Dry Bar Comedy because I don't like the crude and rude comedy anymore,it's just not funny to me..I haven't watched Jeff Allen's stuff on there but I will now that I know he's on there..IMO any fool can get up on stage and be crude and say the f-word thousands of times and try to be funny,but it takes REAL talent to get up on stage and be like this guy and still be funny without any kind of foul language or crude remarks

@younggrasshopper3531 2 года назад

Gosh his testimony is amazing too

@rosarygifford2683 2 года назад

What was wrong with this audience? Hardly a chuckle and I'm rolling on the floor!

@MrWamoore 4 года назад

I think this guy is great, and you don't have to worry who hears him.

@sunshinemishasmommy5352 3 года назад

Yeah,I like comedians like him..I used to watch people like Dave Chappelle,Katt Williams,people like that who are crude and rude and they say the f-word several times..I don't like that kind of stuff anymore,it's not funny..I watch Dry Bar Comedy,and the comedians on there are HILARIOUS..I think that it takes REAL talent to be hilarious and not curse or be crude..people like this guy everyone can watch 😊

@rebeccahenley1344 Год назад

Yes, I love DryBar Comedians.

@sarameiragootblatt1819 4 года назад

Hes a legend. I’m glad Huckabee is giving him a shot.

@eileenmcdonald1599 4 года назад

Shot for what? Jeff has been on many shows. Done many performances on dry bar comedy

@denischabriddell986 3 года назад

@@eileenmcdonald1599 he's been around for years.

@bumclown7 4 года назад

Jeff Allen is one of two Christian comedians that actually makes me laugh out loud.

@aaronmcclure1 3 года назад

Who's the other one? Just for my info.

@alicialawrence6872 3 года назад

@@aaronmcclure1 Michael Jr.

@mackfarlainethebarenakedau5113 3 года назад

I love Tim Hawkins too.

@texasray7301 3 года назад

Have you seen Chonda Pierce? She is great.

@bumclown7 3 года назад

@@texasray7301 i have. Did you know her recordings have sold more copies than any other female comedian in the world? Much respect!

@carlaaustin7223 4 года назад

He's so hilarious. I enjoy his humor.

@jeffallen2539 3 года назад

How are you doing today ❤️❤️

@vickiwilliamson1420 4 года назад

Jeff Allen has been one of my most favorite comedians for years. He ranks up there with Tim Hawkins and Mark Lowry.

@NR-nf1il 4 года назад

I love Tim Hawkins also

@jeffallen2539 3 года назад

How are you doing today ❤️❤️

@GeorgeD1965 4 года назад

The guy in the back in the band doubled over laughing

@BrianThorstad 4 года назад

seekr34 yea, I enjoyed that too.

@aaronmcclure1 4 года назад

Oh yeah hilarious!!

@PixieDust-eq6kc 4 года назад

I watched Jeff Allen's testimony! It is really great. God didn't just save him, but also saved his marriage and family. Btw, I love kale and kale chips. 😉

@nancyhowell4505 2 года назад

I listened to his testimony today. I've never heard such a powerful one! Moved me deeply the strength of it. A privilege to hear his example and how well everything has turned out for all of them. 🙏👏♥️

@PixieDust-eq6kc 2 года назад

@@nancyhowell4505 Yes! God is so so good!

@nancyhowell4505 2 года назад

@@PixieDust-eq6kc Amen!

@gr82bcrazy1 4 года назад

I love Jeff Allen's comedy. Clean and funny.

@dontneedtoknow5836 3 года назад

Not exactly clean. The language is clean the enuendos however are too mature for most to catch.

@ElderlyIron 4 года назад

Talk about a tough crowd. He did great, but the audience bombed.

@ricardorojas5045 3 года назад

These jokes the 50+ DON'T like as it reminds them of (OUT OF SHAPE) themselves. maybe if he dogged on Millennials like Brad Upton does, they might laugh more.

@anthonyhurley5076 3 года назад

He's at a studio. Probably limited seating capacity due to covid.

@blindfreddy 3 года назад

Some of the gags were from an earlier special on Dry Bar so the audience may have already heard them before.

@MrsZen1 4 года назад

I like this guy. He doesn't have to be dirty or vulgar.

@cynthiasingor7494 4 года назад

Really enjoy him ! A real life comedian without any cringe moments Fun happy positive 😊

@JoeZyzyx 3 года назад

Kale is what God made first, then tasted it, and replaced it with Lettuce.

@jeffallen2539 3 года назад

How are you doing today ❤️❤️❤️

@spittingmoths 4 года назад

Wife sounds equally as hilarious

@jeffallen2539 3 года назад

How are you doing today ❤️

@dieu.famille.pays. 4 года назад

He’s hilarious 😂

@sillywamosir 3 года назад

I've heard these jokes of his a couple of times yet I still laughed.. plus he's dressed like Bones McCoy from Star Trek LOL.

@francisdbrooksjr5025 3 года назад

Cannot stop laughing....wow clean humor, and it is truly funny!

@vben2976 4 года назад

Put should have put his Fitbit on his dog collar. lol

@kerrycantwell7737 3 года назад

Good one.

@audraelynnegrimmelhaussen8808 3 года назад

"You just have to poison me and I'd get a meal out of it." 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@jonibass86 4 года назад

He is so funny!!! I laughed until I cried! I needed that!! Thank you!

@jeffallen2539 3 года назад

How are you doing today beautiful ❤️❤️❤️

@jenniferv618 3 года назад

I wish he'd make new material. Every video I've seen from 7+ years has the _exact_ jokes from him. We need updated skits!!

@museumjunkie9317 2 года назад

I have watched my favorite musicians play the same songs at concerts for years. Why can't he tell the funny jokes again.

@lvgirl9405 4 года назад

Sometimes you just need to laugh. Thanks.

@jeffallen2539 3 года назад

How are you doing today ❤️❤️❤️

@e.j.grandmaison8563 4 года назад

He reminds me of Rodney Dangerfield. You almost hear him utter, "no respect", especially after the Fitbit stuff. He's an updated version!

@Dean0lson 3 года назад

My wife and I were in Chattanooga in June walking around the Chattanooga Choo Choo and just happened to notice he was at the Comedy Catch. We bought tickets, walked in, and had a fantastic time. Thanks for providing a great date night, Jeff Allen!

@mrskay0925 4 года назад

One of my favorite comedians! Consummate professional funny man! 🤣😁😆👍🏽

@stevenwiederholt7000 4 года назад

I'm 72. The ONLY time I move fast (ie exercise) is when I'm headed to the meditation room. Which happens WAAAAAYYYY to often...generally after i go to bed. For you youngsters, ya know how you go to bed, sleep all night, get up in the morning and"take care of business? Treasure That In You Book Of Memories!

@donnaaranda5970 4 года назад

He's hilarious. I first saw him on drybar comedy

@jeffallen2539 3 года назад

How are you doing today ❤️❤️

@henrycarlson7514 3 года назад

Thank You

@freeamericausa1 4 года назад

As usual. Jeff was terrific. Have seen just about all of his Vids, can't get enough of his amazing, clean comedy for everyone. Thanks Gov. Keep bringing him back.

@MrsGreen_Apple 4 года назад

Jeff, I loved your humor😂 on this show so much, I had to search and watch your special. You are awesome! ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Keep Up the good work👍

@jeffallen2539 3 года назад

I really appreciate all your support and encouragement towards me , I'm very grateful to have you as a fan , feel free to drop a message on my email .........Jeffallenofficial309@gmail.com

@jeffallen2539 3 года назад

How are you doing today ❤️❤️

@sharwil8530 2 года назад

@@jeffallen2539 u made my night Jeff my broken shoulder even stopped hurting. God bless u and tammy.

@maryj7423 4 года назад

He's so awesome!!! Tough crowd though

@ajcarr1965 3 года назад

"That makes you a moron, and we consider that a pre-existing condition..." 🤣🤣🤣

@pantarkan7 4 года назад

I didn't hear a single fbomb... how's that even work in contemporary comedy? Oh, and he was FUNNY, too... is that even allowed now?

@eileenmcdonald1599 4 года назад

Look up dry bar.. all if the comedians are family friendly .

@ottotater2787 4 года назад

I can't believe people are worried about words these days I can't believe anybody is more worried about the word itself than the context. Of all the words in the world the f word was created specifically to be family-friendly found under carnal knowledge is the way to explain the people are caught screwing. The f word is made for children and old ladies and nuns but now people are offended by family friendly because people don't know why anything is they just heard somebody got offended by something once and they feel that they should as well

@cottonclarksa 3 года назад

An incredibly funny person. Thank you, Jeff!

@aaronmcclure1 4 года назад

Love Jeff Allen! And Mike Huckabee! Fellow Arkansan!

@thomaswhite935 4 года назад

I love this guy!

@MarthaGonzalez-jm3vn 4 года назад

He should hire someone to wear his fitbit.

@mikelatta484 4 года назад

Put it on your dogs collar.

@chuckhembree6101 3 года назад

No, tie it to a dogs collar.lol

@JaneDoe-ci3gj 3 года назад

@@mikelatta484 great tip🤣

@rosamaldonado-albino9221 3 года назад

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@jeffallen2539 3 года назад

How are you doing today ❤️❤️❤️

@gaylefynaut562 4 года назад

I needed this laugh today

4 года назад

Thanks Jeff for keepin your comedy clean. It's tough I know especially in today's atmosphere. I'm amazed at the low brow humor that people resort to because they are poor comedians and have to cuss up a storm to get a reaction out of their audience.

@kenknutson1598 4 года назад

Try thousand island dressing on the kale chips. You’ll hardly notice the kale.

@NR-nf1il 4 года назад

Get the baby kale and put it in a smoothie and you won't notice it either.

@kenknutson1598 4 года назад

N R orange juice and banana help cover the taste.

@malcolmmeer9761 3 года назад

Bleu cheese

@malcolmmeer9761 3 года назад

@@kenknutson1598 maybe with either vodka or rum

@negativeindustrial 3 года назад

@@malcolmmeer9761 Still healthy.

@gingergrant7297 3 года назад

My new favorite comedian!

@aldonapolitano5979 4 года назад

I love Jeff Allen, and Mike, you should probably be our POTUS in 2024.

@UncleNath 3 года назад

This is great. Love these comedians.

@chieflan5 4 года назад

My wife’s name is Tammy. We’ve been married 26 years and I think we are married to the same woman.

@Icanonlyimagn7891 8 месяцев назад

Love Jeff! 🔥🔥

@llaevigrof 4 года назад

This is AWESOME! lOVE IT! Thank you!

@michaelryan251 3 года назад

We all need more laughs during this time.🤣

@1whowasNEVERhere 4 года назад

The "1 of you will betray me" joke 🤣

@meekthegreek1623 4 года назад

😂😂😂LOVED it..so funny! Loved watching musician's response too! Bonus.

@dennismackey1414 2 года назад

I love this dude!! Catch his sets on the DRYBAR channel on RU-vid!!! Cat is stinkin HILLARIOUS!!!❤️❤️🤙🤙🤣🤣🤣

@michaelsorrentino7409 4 года назад

Deadass crowd !!!!

@eileenmcdonald1599 4 года назад

There is no audience. Pandemic is still on. Did you pay attention to his opening comments? And did you notice the social distancing? The only people in the room besides Jeff and mike were the staff

@queenj.8i895 Год назад

Wish he had a much better audience here, he’s really, really funny!!! Love him! Love his testimony too!! Amazing. God bless him & his family & career & all of us seeking truth! 🦋

@ravens6286 4 года назад

A cheat day...& let's run for rice 'cake'! I don't think so.

@BKPrice 4 года назад

I'll tell you what's more of a sign from God that you shouldn't ski: falling down several times on the rope tow up to the bunny hill. That's when I knew the skiing life wasn't for me.

@JoeZyzyx 3 года назад

Being from Florida, I took one look, saw only snow, wrong kinda water, never went back.

@deborahadcock978 4 года назад

Love him!!A great comedian!!

@jz5425 4 года назад

Great comic !

@kathieruiz5157 3 года назад

Funny guy!

@CaptainMir 3 года назад

My favorite animal Jeff

@DavidPimentel 4 года назад

Since my wife and I are a few years younger, I assume that my wife is an early clone of Jeff's. The similarities are astounding.

@rockthomas8979 3 года назад

Good guy,funny without being vulgar

@lenakay6952 3 года назад

In 2021 nothing seems funny, can’t blame him. ButJeff, I challenge you to share your experience w/wife during lockdown. We all do need to laugh again.

@lyndadoerner5341 4 года назад

This audience is not very responsive. All these jokes I have heard already, but they are still funny when the audience is not so dry.

@eileenmcdonald1599 4 года назад

No audience.. just show staff. It's still pandemic time

@lyndadoerner5341 4 года назад

Eileen McDonald Well then, the show staff need to lighten up!☺️

@aaronmcclure1 4 года назад

I think you just couldn't hear the laughter. Huckabee and the band were rolling!

@lyndadoerner5341 3 года назад

@Keith Koenig I clearly meant his immediate audience during the taping🙄

@jeffallen2539 3 года назад

I really appreciate all your support and encouragement towards me , I'm very grateful to have you as a fan , feel free to drop a message on my email .........Jeffallenofficial309@gmail.com

@cdeanneeckles 3 года назад

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂😂

@jeffallen2539 3 года назад

How are you doing today ❤️❤️

@raYrefiedAire 3 года назад

It's really hard to discern who's more popular him or Tammy... 🤣

@regg32457 4 года назад

I seen jeff before in Nashville. Funny stuff!

@Gator-fromOZ 4 года назад

THANKS MIKE, HAVE HIM BACK AGAIN😂😂😂🤣😂😂😅 MAYBE, Have a “HUCKS COMEDY SPECIAL” some day & have him & Chonda Pierce taking turns😂🤣❗️

@michaeljestice4234 3 года назад

He should come on my job. I get 20,000 steps in day

@cathy1523 3 года назад

My husband told people I was feeding him Styrofoam ( ricecakes) and water when I put him on a diet.

@jeffallen2539 3 года назад

Hey beautiful ❤️❤️❤️🥰

@michaeleberry8663 3 года назад

HE'Z HILARIOUS ADORABLE GRINZ YEP!!! BRUTAL HONESTY ALWAYS!!! GRINZ YEP 😂😆!!!

@JaneDoe-ci3gj 3 года назад

Loved it! Your wife wants to keep you alive though fit bit us a bit controlling! That birthday gift though, ouch! I like dancing maybe that something your wife and you could do?! One of you will betray me.. Exercising and eating healthy is important. My dad died from heart problems which he struggled with for years. He was overweight and did not exercise. The problem is finding the motivation and the incentive!

@jeffallen2539 3 года назад

I really appreciate all your support and encouragement towards me , I'm very grateful to have you as a fan , feel free to drop a message on my email .........Jeffallenofficial309@gmail.com

@jenniferv618 3 года назад

The couples pounds on the forehead joke reminds me of Tammy Slaton 🤣🤣 if you don't know her, look her up! She literally has a fatty pouch on her forehead because her body can't store anymore. She even admitted it!

@julianbigelow2794 3 года назад

I was wondering why none of them were wearing masks, then I realized they were already standing six feet apart.

@johnglover5071 4 года назад

Good stuff

@26shar 4 года назад

Hilarious!

@jeffallen2539 3 года назад

How are you doing today ❤️❤️❤️

@JoeZyzyx 3 года назад

Kale, Cilantro, and Arugala are at the top of my "DO NOT EAT" list. Fresh spinach runs close behind those.

@GeorgeD1965 4 года назад

I remember seeing Huckabee on 2 or 3 Dean Martin's Roasts

@ericnicolaisen7284 2 года назад

Lmao

@mike54996 3 года назад

He looks just like my doctor that retired recently.

@rachelthomas180 4 года назад

Cook the kale rolled in olive oil..... and Balcome grease with diced up fried bacon! Lol! Then you can eat it

@jeffallen2539 3 года назад

How are you doing 😘😘🥰🥰❤️😘😘🥰😍

@hettydriessen2782 3 года назад

Kale chips baked in oven with salt and garlic. Yummy

@pearlnova8891 4 года назад

🤣❤😂

@jeffallen2539 3 года назад

I really appreciate all your support and encouragement towards me , I'm very grateful to have you as a fan , feel free to drop a message on my email .........Jeffallenofficial309@gmail.com

@jeffallen2539 3 года назад

How are you doing today ❤️❤️❤️

@gregorysims0077 4 года назад

So funny

@tannercook8095 Год назад

😂😂😂😂😂

@terristroh3965 4 года назад

This guy totally bombed....wrong venue

@tomfrazier1103 3 года назад

Rice cakes appeared in California in the 1980s. I never tried one until the 2000s, I knew already about styrofoam's existence.

@charlestravis9798 4 года назад

Kale is rotten lawnmower clippings

@eileenmcdonald1599 4 года назад

Worse

@ericbeattie761 4 года назад

Put the Fitbit on a dog

@JC-DC 4 года назад

Anyone know if he Is he related to Tim Allen? They look similar.

@eldeguello1 4 года назад

Rice cakes are styrofoam.

@leebackus9875 3 года назад

I laughed harder during a root canal

@JoeZyzyx 3 года назад

that's laughing gas, it does that to you.

@matthewcarlon4596 2 года назад

Boy is this a tough crowd or what??? It's comedy folks, you can and are allowed to laugh etc. GEESH, we are in trouble with this generation, especially if they don't know when it's ok to laugh or not for fear of hurting someone's feelings or getting sued, etc.

@johnmulder2325 4 года назад

Try kail, hamburger and mashed potato mixed together my dad used to make it frequently he called it mouse.

@johnmulder2325 4 года назад

@Russell Gerdes yep wasn't bad when it's all there was at the time.

@carolpaventi1285 3 года назад

🇺🇸❗

@jeffallen2539 3 года назад

I really appreciate all your support and encouragement towards me , I'm very grateful to have you as a fan , feel free to drop a message on my email .........Jeffallenofficial309@gmail.com

@jasonroman77723 3 года назад

Jeff this message is for you. Go to Wal-Mart buy focus factor. Over the counter. Cure for (ADD).

@julianbigelow2794 3 года назад

4:55 Weight on your belly isn't in your way? If you have too much tummy fat, it can make it difficult to bend over and can cause unbearable back aches. To address his point about butt fat, too much fat in your behind can make it tough to find pants that fit.

@austinpatrick2682 4 года назад

What was there like five people there?

@eileenmcdonald1599 4 года назад

No audience. It's just the show staff. It's still pandemic rules.

@austinpatrick2682 4 года назад

@@eileenmcdonald1599 ohhhhh. Thanks I didn't know 👍

@womenswellness1577 3 года назад

seriously who is in this crowd??? He's great ~ but the audience apparently wasn't prepared to have a good time laughing at life!!! maybe covid has them sitting far apart and limited seating . . .

@jeffallen2539 3 года назад

I really appreciate all your support and encouragement towards me , I'm very grateful to have you as a fan , feel free to drop a message on my email .........Jeffallenofficial309@gmail.com

@eldeguello1 4 года назад

They just told me, at the hospital, that I'm gonna die. Well , it was more like they were HOPING i would die, soon. j.