One of my absolute favourite comedians of all time. Gifted in one of THE hardest jobs - making people laugh. Flawless and brilliant. Respect Jeff. And many thanks. Gods Word is so true - “laughter does as a good medicine”.
I think the top 5 should include the: handing out candy “One of you will betray me”, “Is is it me poppa?” “Yes, it is you, you little punk” “Clean those cheeks” 🤣
I remember pulling back the rubber floor mat in the back seat of our Rambler so we could lift up the piece of plywood to expose the 6 inch hold in the floor as we went down the highway. "What are you kids doing back there???" "Looking at the road go by" "OK, don't drop anything you want to keep" LOL Cool, that was the signal to drop things out of the bottom of the car we didn't want to keep. Fun times....
All you women out there, I would strongly recommend not listening to him while putting mascara on like I just did. I can listen to Jeff over and over and he makes me laugh every time. 😂
Just saw Jeff tonight at Encore Theatre, Berlin, OH. Fantastic and loads of laughs! Thanks for coming to this location. Will look for you the next time too. Bring Tammy and your checkbook, Jeff. She will love it here.
I lost it about the slide on the playground because that is so true🤣🤣🤣🤣 and then when he started talking about the menopause I couldn't I just literally lost it because I'm going through that right now🤣🤣🤣
IMO He's the ideal husband for a lot of woman, including me. And one of the most hilarious comedian ever came to Dry Bar. Like Gaffigan, I can listen to him over and over while doing house chores and still giggled and guffawed like the happy idiot I am. Thank you so much Sir, for the delightful laughs over the years.
He plays the ‘curmudgeon’ character to perfection! ….and yes after 40 years…I’m a happy, happy, happy man!…. “I got on the Google…I looked up the waxy people….and talked to Meechelle…..there must have been dogs three blocks away thinking..’Another man getting waxed!” ….I was locked in”…GOLD…JUST PURE GOLD!
20:36 --- I will always remember this: I could see my then 2-year old granddaughter in the other room. I started making faces and she started laughing. A short time later she walks in to where I was. She picks up a toy, looks so sweet and serious and she says "Pop, Do you know I love you?" I tear up just thinking about it. Now, she's 5. The other day, I said "Emory, do you know love you?" She rolled her eyes and said "Yessss, Pop. I know."
@@julien.4617 Didn't you mean: "& God help, the........... bottom? The people sliding down are supposed to kick the loose soil back into the skid ditch at the bottom as a courtesy to the next kids sliding down, But wax paper & burlap send a person flying completely over the soft landing zone onto the hard ground where many a bruised tailbone left kids STANDING for the next family meal!
10 ft. Slides? We slid down the concrete of an overpass on old cardboard...in the rain! You'd lose a layer of skin sometimes, but it was fun! Waxing the slides did make em hotter, but you went faster! 😂😂
Code is right. On a trip, my wife asked me if I was thirsty. I said no and kept on driving. That was the wrong answer. I know now that if she asks that question, it's code for the fact that she's thirsty and I better take the next exit that leads to beverages.
Dear Mr. Allen, I knew from the first time I heard your show, that you were one of the different breeds of comedians, a clean comedian. You prove that you do not have to be vulgar to be funny. Some of the funniest stories and jokes I have ever heard were from clean comedians. So I knew were Christians, other I suspected they were a brother or sister in Christ. The latter was the category you fell into. I really enjoy finding out for a fact that you are a brother in Christ Jesus our Lord and Savior. I have said this many times, we never know what another person has or is going through, so practice random acts of kindness and senseless acts of beauty. Like all of God's creatures, I am not perfect, but with God's help, I try to be as Christ-like as I possibly can at any given time. I have practiced these random acts of kindness long before it ever became a saying. I have walked through shopping malls and simply said a kind hello, followed up by how are you doing today, and actually paused to get a response. I have heard a couple of people's life stories this way, only to have them say, "I don't know why I told you that, I have never mentioned that to anybody before." When you greet somebody, you never know, you might be the ONLY person who has spoken to that person that day, that week, that month, and the impact that your sharing a simple hello with them might mean to them.[Back to what I was saying, I had no idea of the things you had gone through, only that you were a good clean comedian. My personal life has been a roller coaster. I am not complaining. Each and everything that has happened to me has had meaning in my life and I have (or should have) learned a lesson from it. Some of those lessons I have had to have a complete repeat of the lesson. Others I have had to have a refresher course on. It costs me nothing to me to share a smile, a kind word, or a random act of kindness, and it might mean so very much to the person I am sharing with or doing for. I was an RN, and one of my coworkers and I were talking one night. I was shocked when she told about her fiance getting killed in an airplane crash. We just never know what others have gone through. Be kind to one another, you might unknowingly save someone life from suicide by being kind to them.
❤❤❤. Found this channel at random, and I couldn't stop laughing ! FYI, if and when any man wants to get " waxed " in the near future. Be sedated , opt for Nair Depilitory Creme ; and if the GF or Wife wants it permanently, ask about electrolysis treatments ! The only place i ever saw a man being shaved of his natural hair or Chewbacca pelt was in a movie set in Japan in James Bond 's " You Only Live Twice !"
I’m the grocery store “Hey ! Hi! What are you doing here? 🤦♀️Oh please but I couldn’t resist. “Hunting elephants!!” And keep walking. Catch the view peripheral vision … or watch your child melt. Sorry. Can’t help it. You get an answer equivalent to your question. My girl is now 16 and just KNOWS….. 😂🤣😎
Do ya wanna be right or be happy? I'm single so I can be right AND happy! If I'm walking out the door with my golf clubs and shoes. Guess what, I'm going golfing! And then I go.
