50 Hilarious "Mortal Kombat X" Intro Dialogues 

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Ermac: we are many double: we are many more Ermac: wE aRe MaNy MoRe PlUs InFiNiTy MoRe No TaKe BaCkS

"Is something wrong?" "I'm seeing double!" "You're drunk, go back to sleep!"

""don't talk to me, ever." "what? i just said your dad's kind of hot." "Stop it!"

Takeda: “Let’s not do this.” Jacqui: “Don’t want to wrestle me to the ground?” Takeda: “Okay, let’s do this.”😂

5:21 Milena: *Repulsive human* Johnny: *sleeping with Barakas are Repulsive* Milena: *wHo ToLd yUo tHiS* ?! Kitana: *just telling the truth*

"we are many" "we are many more" mortal_kombat.exe has stopped working

Kenshi: A showdown, like in your films? Johnny: Did you like them? Kenshi: Blindess has its benefits ROASTEEEEEEEEED

Cassie: Don't speak to me ever. Jacqui: I just said "your dad's kinda hot-" Cassie: sTOP IT-

KungLao: I have no quarrel with u. Reptile: I will tear ur flesh. KungLao: I now have a quarrel with u. GETS ME EVERYTIME 😂😂😂

*"We mustn't fight!"* *"I'm afraid, we must."* *"You are my only friend."* Qua Chi is forever alone

Takeda: I never considered you an enemy Kitana: I never considered you at all Takeda: Now that's just hurtful

3:13 Ermac: "We are many." Also Ermac: "We are many more." Ermac again: *"WEAREMANYMOREBUTINFINITYTIMESINFINITYNOTAKEBACKS."*

*OOO YA LIKE DA TASTY FISH JA FURSURE*

"Please close your mouth" "I will not be silenced" "That is not what I mean" LMAO.

KL: "I have no quarrel with you." Reptile: "I will tear your flesh." KL: "I now have a quarrel with you." LMAO

"We mustn't fight." "I'm afraid we must." "You were my only friend."

You forgot: *Takeda:* "I've never considered you an enemy" *Kitana:* "I've never considered you at all".

You forgot a good one Quan Chi: I pity you, sightless one. Kenshi: And you, hairless rat. Quan Chi: Spend time with Mr.Cage lately?

"I have no quarrel with you" "I will tear your felsh" "I now have a quarrel with you" This one is really simple yet so funny!

"Your mind powers." "What of them?" "Exactly." Damn, Reptile throwing some SHADE!

7:08 Probably one of very few instances where Johnny Cage was the one who was indeed roasted. My favorite pre-match dialogue thus far.

That Ermac one killed me 😂

6:02 is so simple, yet so brilliant at the same time.

"WHat hE's JuST A frIeNd" "You tottaly slept with him didn't you" LMAO 😂😂👌

Mileena: Repulsive human! Johnny Cage: Sleeping with Baraka is Repulsive! Mileena: WHO TOLD YOU THIS? 😂😂🤣🤣

6:43 "Hey 'Mac." "We will end you." "'We'? Is your mother joining us? still my favorite to this day

"My favorite pupil." "I bet you tell Lui Kang the same thing." "Alright. I take it back." "My favorite pupil." "I bet you tell Kung Lao the same thing." "With him I mean it." FUCKING SAVAGE!!!

“Repulsive human” “Sleeping with Baraka’s repulsive” “WHO TOLD YOU THIS?!” LMAOOO

5:20 Mileena “Repulsive human.” Johnny Cage “Sleeping with Baraka is repulsive.” Mileena “WHO TOLD YOU THIS?!”

4:41 Mileena: "The failed actor." Johnny Cage: "The failed experiment."

My fav: Bo rai cho “your comments were hurtful” Johnny cage “look I’m sorry” Bo rai cho “you disgrace me and pregnant whales”

3 years but Cassie saying "Oh YoU LiKe ThE TaStY FiSh Ya FoR Sure" Still gets me

"You degrade me and pregnant whales" 😂😂😂😂

5:00 is the best. "You degrade both me and pregnant whales!"

"My bullets cut through metal an bullshit" one of my favorite lol

Johnny:Hey, Mac Ermac:WE WILL END YOU! Johnny:We? Is your mother joining us? LMAO BEST 😂

Takeda: Is this because i’m dating Jaqui? Jax: You’re dating Jaqui? Takeda: Real smooth Takeda

Mileena: Repulsive human. Johnny: Sleeping with Baraka is...repulsive Mileenia: *Who told you this?!* At 5:17

6:12 That reference was hilarious 😆

"Gonna stab you with my....knife." *raises eyebrows* "That's not a knife." "I got you to say it!"

When Cassie cage roasts sektor "ooooh u like da tasty fish ya" I bursted XD

Left out my favorite one: Johnny Cage: "Kenshi, is it true?" Kenshi: "Is what true?" Johnny Cage: "Are your nuts truly numb?"

"Sleeping with Baraka is repulsive" Johnny Cage is the master of roasts

Johnny: 50 bucks says I win Raiden: I do not wager money Johnny: Then I get to wear your hat :(

Johnny:16 Cassie:7 Both:1 The fact that 1 character gets 34% of the whole list, and 2 of them get 48%, is proof why both of them are awesome. Plus they got the top 5 all to themselves.

Best one EVER: "Game over, man!" RIP Bill Paxton

Kung Lao: I don’t have A Quarrel with you. Reptile: I will Tear your flesh out. Kung Lao: I now have a Quarrel with you. Very funny.. Hahhaha.. 😆 😂

Johnny: "Oh look, a robot" Triborg: "Earthrealm's clown" Johnny: "Is it mechanically possible to frick yourself?" lmao

Erron 1: hey handsome Erron 2: I am you, idiot. Erron 1: I'm no longer amused.

'you thugs are all alike' 'You haven't seen anything like me!' 'oh I get it,is it because I'm blind?' Goddammit Kenshi!!!😂😂

Kenshi:You Thugs Are All Alike Triborg:You Never Seen Anything Like Me Kenshi:Oh I Get It,Cuz I’m Blind 😂😂😂😂😂

"Mileena" *"SisTEr's BoYFriEnD"* "Insane as always"

Jax: I'm locked and loaded. Reptile: Only cowards use firearms. Jax: But spittin' on people is okay?

_"It's game over, man!"_ Perfect, just perfect.

Reptile : Your mind powers.. Kenshi : What of them? Reptile: Exactly! lol my favorite

0:53 Never thought I would hear Liu Kang cuss in my entire life XD

7:18 had me on the floor not breathing 😂😂

to bad this one is not on: Triborg: Mileena… Kitana: Kitana… Triborg: Aah… Shao'Kahn's lesser daughter… awch

Kenshi: You Thugs Are All Alike Tri-borg: You Have Never Seen Anything Like Me Kenshi: Oh I Get It Cause I'm Blind 4:32 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

“Blindness has its benefits.” - Kenshi when talking about Cage’s movies

“Spleeping with baraka is.....repulsive” “WHO TOLD YOU THIS?!?!” The alien

I can't stop laughing. 5:54 I'm gonna stab you with my KNIFE. -That's not knife! I GOT YOU TO SAY IT!

3:12 One of the most memorable intro

"I have no quarrel with you" "I will tear your flesh" "I now have a quarrel with you"

Kitana 1: Save the future. Avoid Liu Kang! Kitana 2: Why?? He's just a friend... Kitana 1: You totally slept with him, didn't cha? IM DEAD XDDD 6:20

3:12 is my favorite

Jonny Cage: Hey, Mac. Ermac: We will end you. Jonny Cage: We?? Is your mother joining us? 🌚🌚

5:02 Bo Rai Cho: Your comments were very hurtful Johnny Cage: Look, I’m sorry. Bo Rai Cho: You degrade both me and pregnant whales O! M! G! I! CAN’T! BREATHE!😂😂😂😂😂

"You were my only friend"-Quan chi 2017 (*sad violin earrape intensifies*)

Scorpion: Do you sell ice cream? Sub-Zero: No, only death... Scorpion: I WANT AN ICE CREAM!!

Cassie: Don’t speak to me ever Jaqqui: I just said your dad is kinda hot Cassie: STOP IT! Me: *spits out drink and bursts out laughing*

2:37 Jax: "I’m locked and loaded!" Reptile: "Only cowards use firearms." Jax: "But spittin’ on people’s okay?" LOL

Johnny Cage: "50 bucks says I win" Raiden: "I do not wager money" Johnny Cage: "Then I get to wear your hat" I love Johnny Cage LMAO

6:12 #9 it's to much😂😂💀💀

"I'm going to cut you with my knife" "THATS NOT A KNOIFE" "Got you to say it" 10/10

6:20 That always gets me, Kitana just fan-girled out on herself LMAO

Awwww you missed out some of my favorites Takeda: I can read your thoughts Mileena: I am not of earthrealm, you cannot Takeda: I knew you were going to say that Shinnok: prove your worth Reptile: you will remember my sting Shinnok: I've already forgotten your name Jacquie Briggs: I really don't like you Erron Black: I really don't care Jacquie Briggs: as long as we're straight on that Sonya Blade: any last words? Ermac: we will destroy you Sonya Blade: all those souls and THATS the best you've got? Takeda: I never considered you an enemy Kitana: I never considered you at all Takeda: now that's just hurtful Kenshi: the friendless wanderer Erron Black: at least I don't take orders from a woman Kenshi: which century are you from? Kenshi: mine is called sento, what is yours called? Leatherface: ROOOOOAAAAAR!!!!! Kenshi: a word of advice? Cassie Cage: alright but you never listen Kenshi: I MEANT...never mind Kenshi: your voice is somewhat annoying Ferra/Torr: Ferra cut ears off Kenshi: well that's...considerate Kenshi: I know you're there Kung Jin: well then I guess I won't be quiet Kenshi: are you ever Kung Jin: what am I thinking? Takeda: you were thinking!? Kung Jin: funny...real funny Quan Chi: I pity you sightless one Kenshi: and I you, hairless rat Quan Chi: spent time with mr Cage reacently? Takeda: scorpion talked about you on day one Sub Zero: he should have taught you how to defeat me Takeda: that was day two Takeda: a chance to fight the idiot twins Ferra/Torr: were not twins Takeda: exactly Takeda: D'Vorah, how are the kids? D'Vorah: my children hunger for you Takeda: they can't have everything

7:00 is the best how much i love this game after this much time

"My bullet cut throught metal, and bullshit" Im dying!!!

0:05 Leather face: pulls out chainsaw Johnny cage: What’s that on your face? Also Johnny cage: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH Leather face should’ve said: Pretty lady huh.

ITS GAME OVER MANN!! I got my family in my room due to laughing

Kung Lao: "I have no quarrel with you" Reptile: "I will tear your flesh" Kung Lao: "I now have a quarrel with you"

Such a good fucking game. lmao at all of these.

Forgot one of the best: Triborg: "I am Triborg, human." Johnny: "More like Failborg." Triborg: "Pun detected! *ERADICATE!* "

6:16 Bo Rai Cho. That’s one of my favs 🤣🤣🤣🤣

You face the Shaolin Quite a handsome Shaolin Barking up the wrong tree, sister

BTW you forgot one of my favourites Johnny Cage: What do you want? Bo Rai Cho: I will teach you the flying kick Johnny Cage: Like i give a flying... Umm... You know

You were my only friend. Since when Mortal Kombat become so relatable?

Ermac#1- We are many Ermac#2- We are many more Ermac#1- *spazzes out*

Cassie:Don't speak to me ever Jacqui:I just said your dad kinda hot Cassie:STOP IT!

"Ohhh You like the Tasty Fish? yAAAA" xDDD

Leather face: *walks in* Cage: what’s that on your *OoOOoH*

Those dialogues really deserve the word "Hilarious". Mortal Kombat isn't taking itself serious and I like that.

Cassie Cage: "Cage Match" Johnny Cage: "You didn't just say that" Cassie Cage: "I am your daughter" Lmao hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

"Then I get to wear your hat." I died.

"Your mind powers" "What about them?" "Exactly" Damn....

How about the time scorpion said this to sub-zero? Scorpion : Do You Sell Ice Cream? Sub Zero : No, But Death! Scorpion : I WANT AN ICE CREAM!

6:17 “YOUUU ON UGLY MOTHAFUCKA” IM WHEEZING SKSKKSKSKSKSKSKSKKS

Ermac: We are many! Johnny Cage: There can be only one!