Mortal Kombat XL - The Funniest Interaction/Intro Dialogues Part 2 

Keep talking, bitches, but Predator has the best roasts. Unfortunely, he doesn't speak English.

Kung Lao-I have no quarrel with you Reptile-I will tear you to shreds Kung Lao-I now have a quarrel with you

1:09 My favorite Ermac 1: We are many. Ermac 2: We are many more. Ermac 1: Wearemanymorebutinfinitytimesinfinitynotakebacks.

Ermac 1: We are many. Ermac 2: We are many more. Ermac 1 We are many more +Infinity •Infinty no takebacks!

“IT’S GAME OVER, MAN!!” that one SENT MEEEE🤣

Revenant Kitana: Why? He's just a friend! Kitana: You totally slept with him, didn't cha.

If Mileena don't wanna eat your face then you know something wrong. Pls it’s been 2 years and I just remembered this comment

"I feel sorry for you" "My race will return in time" "I meant cause your face"

Kung-Lao: I have no quarrel with you Reptile: I will tear your flesh Kung-Lao: I now have a quarrel with you

Liu Kang: "Mileena." Mileena: "Sister's boyfriend!" Liu Kang: "Insane as always..." GODDAMN XD

Ermac "We Are Many" Ermac "We Are Many More" Ermac "We Are Many More Times Infinity No Paybacks"

"I do not have a quarrel with you" "I will eat your flesh" "I know have a quarrel with you"

4:13 "thats just really fucked up man" first ive seen johnny not makin a joke, he seems lowkey scared🤣

I personally believe that Alien and Predator should have a special intro just with each other that let's you know what they're thinking.

quan chi w/ himself: -we must fight -i'm afraid we must -you're my only friend lol. quan chi is goddamn lonely

Even though Kitana is 10,000 years old, she's still a total badass.

Takeda: Ugh, have you been rolling in trash..? Reptile: Respect, Human! Takeda: Nah I’m being serious you smell awful

ermac just caught me off guard!

Quan-chi: WE MUSNT FIGt Qua-chi-2: IM AFRAID WE MUST Quan-chi: YOU WERE MY ONLY FRIEND I’m dying

"My favorite pupil" "I'll bet you tell Liu Kang the same thing" "You're right, I take it back" "My favorite pupil" "I'll bet you tell Kung Lao the same thing" "With him I mean it" WTF?!

2:10 Kitana 1: Save the future. Avoid Liu Kang! Kitana 2: Why? He's just a friend. Kitana 1: You totally slept with him, didn't cha?

"I'm being harassed by a toaster" cassie's non-chalant attitude has me dead

1:18 "I have no quarrel with you..." "I will tear your flesh!" "I now have a quarrel with you..." my favorite XD

Kitana1: ‘’save the future! Avoid lui kang!’’ Kitana2:’’Why? He is just a friend’’ Kitana1:’’ you totally slept with him didn’t ya?’’ 😂

bo rai cho: is someting wrong bo rai cho: i'm seeing double bo rai cho: your drunk go back to sleep

"your mouth says Ka-no, but your eyes say Kan-YUS" send help im dying.

2:02 "IT'S GAME OVER MAAAN" Johnny never fails to break every wall past the 4th

1:06 I fell off my bed laughing.

Master: My Favorite pupil Lua Kang: I bet you tell Kang Lao the same thing. Master: With him I mean it.

"Save the future, avoid Lui Kang" "Why? He's just a friend" "You totally slept with him didn't you?"

" It's game over man! "

Its Confirmed: Kitana slept with Liu Kang.

"Is it mechanically possible to fuck yourself?" LOL

Mexican kung lao kills me

Bo' Rai Cho: "My favorite pupil." Liu Kang: "I bet you tell Kung Lao the same thing." Bo' Rai Cho: "With him I mean it." Oof, burn.

1:18 Kung Lao: "I have no quarrel with you." Reptile: "I will tear your flesh." Kung Lao: "I now have a quarrel with you." BRILLIANT!

Johnny Cage to Goro: "I'm gonna punch you in your fucking balls.." Definitely feel they paid homage to the 90s MK movie

Cassie Cage is even more savage than her dad!

Did Johnny just reference the MK movie scene to Goro?

0:15 me when I look at myself in the mirror

Kitana: Save the future, avoid Liu Kang. Dark Kitana: Why, he's just a friend Kitana: You totally slept with him, didn't cha.

I LOST IT AT ERMAC'S "We are many more plus infinity times infinity no paybacks"

1:10 How in the world did I miss THIS?? Maybe a MK XL thing only?

2:04 RIP BILL PAXTON

Cassie: I feel sorry for you Reptile: my race will return in time Cassie: i meant because of your face

My favourite was when quan chi said you are my only friend to himself

"IT'S GAME OVER MAN"

This shit was hilarious

Mileena: Your face is too repulsive to eat! Take one to know one! XD

"sister's boyfriend!" "insane as always." 😂😂😂😂 omg

"You'll get my foot in yo ass" - Carl Weather's.

How a drunk man gonna tell himself he drunk and to go back to sleep.

1:16 Your not rap god ermac 😂

I'm sorry but how great would it've been if Jax responded 'You can't see me' when Kenshi said he needed an Attitude Adjustment. (please someone understand)

R.I.P. Bill Paxton 5/17/1955 2/25/2017 Age: 61

0:42 I swear the way jax said at the end it's hilarious

1:15 What the heck? Did Ermac bug out?

i like bo rai cho with predator lo

Sorry love, nothing personal, -What you will not do for money. -I'll do you for free, hahah

0:55 is the funniest. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Lmfaoooo does ermac really say that?

"I fell sorry for you." "My race will return in time..." "I meant 'cause of your face."

I have no quarrel with you

1:19 KUNG LAO I have no quarrel with you. REPTILE I will tear your flesh. KUNG LAO I now have a quarrel with you.

"It's Game over man!"...That was a surprisingly good impression of Bill Paxton.

3:50 is my fav

1:06 i would too, kano i would too.

"You'll get my foot in your ass!" I can't get over it, it's hilarious.

3:06 sweet lines😂😂😂

"Grandpa." "I will lick your *insolent* tongue from-" "Yeah yeah, shut up."

0:27Cassie : Cage Match Johnny : You Didn't just Say that Cassie : I am your daughter

0:35 daaaaaaaaaym, and coming from the woman who eats EVERYBODY'S face

I KNEW JUNG LAO WAS ALWAYS MEXICAN! 1:18

0:10- 0:17 is funny like hell

1:06 wouldn’t we all Kano

1:30 "Cassandra Cage...." "... I'm being harrased by a toaster..." "YOU WILL BE INCINERATED!" *help-*

Chris Hansen: ''what ARE you doing here!?'' Predator: ''...'' (shocked) Chris Hansen: ''why don't you have a seat, right over there.''

This should be one in this video Ermac:I am ermac Cassie:I'm gonna teach you some er-manners

"Cage Match!" I died xD

Me:*wakes up and starts speaking gibberish* My mom: 2:54

Missing one of the best ones. Cassie: Don't speak to me ever. Jacqui: I just said your dad's kinda hot. Cassie: STOP IT!

JACQUI BRIGGS: Kano! KANO: Your mouth says Ka-no. Your eyes say Ka-yes JACQUI BRIGGS: Puns are a crime against humanity ME: Lmfaaaaaaaaooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!! 😆😆😆😆

Turn on captions and go to 1:16 LMAO!!😂😂😂

"Is something wrong?" "I'm Seeing double" "You're drunk! Go back to sleep." - Wise words from Bo Rai Cho

My favorite Predator:ROOAR Milleena:your face is too repulsive to eat

-I don't have a quarrel with you -I will tear your flesh! -...I now have a quarrel with you. LMAO

'I have no quarrel with you.' 'I'LL TEAR YOUR FLESH APART!!!!' 'I now have a quarrel with you.'

Puns are a crime against humanity- Jacquie Briggs- president of USA

we are many we are many more we are many more times infinity times infinity no paybacks

lmfaoooo you made my day ! 😂😂

If there's ever a xenomorph invasion I want Johny on my side! I broke a few ribs laughing at his and the Aliens intro.

4:51 I'm dying!!!!😂😂

-YOU WERE MY ONLY FRIEND.1 Moment for poor Quan Chi and hes loneliness

I Love Jacci & Cassie's Voice Don't Kno Y But I Love When She Said "I Meant Cause Your Face" 3:56

2:42 Anyone else notice Goro just ripped a guy in half, which subsequently turned into 2 copies of the same guy?

Cage: Oh look a robot. Cyborg: Earth Realm's clown Cage: Is it mechanically possible for you to f yourself? Funniest line ever by Johnny Cage. Who agrees? XD

We are many more but infinity times infinity no paybacks. "Moooom. He's cheating!"

Oh! I have more funny dialogues! Jacqui: A princess should look happier. Kitana: There is a problem that I must solve Jacqui: Prune juice. Look into it. (I also tweeted this.) Kitana: Is your name still on your chest? Johnny: Tattoed, why? Kitana: Your ego knows no bounds. Kitana: Ugh, Cage Johnny: Want some of this? Kitana: Im fairly certain no one does. Kitana: Your sword contains ghosts? Kenshi: My warrior ancestors. Kitana: I problably killed some of them. Kitana: Raiden's princess Sonya: I wasnt even prom queen. Kitana: You will be crowned never the less. Takeda: I never considered you an enemy. Kitana: I never considered you at all. Takeda: Now thats just hurtful!

2:37 Am I the only one here old enough to get that reference?

I love this part with everything in my soul 0:47