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A lot of these answers the teachers plainly got pissed because the kids thought of a smarter answer than they did. The math equation one. The teacher asked for an equation where x is equal to seven...it literally says "you can make it as simple as you like". Writing x=7 is entirely correct. If a teacher gets a correct answer, but also one they weren;t wanting, that's their fault for making poor questions.
Junior year in high school the teacher in world geography asked on a "what do you know" quiz "what are the four main islands of Japan?". Being a nerd, I actually knew the answers. But the guy sitting in front of me had a better answer. He wrote, "I don't know, but they sound like four different kinds of sneezes". We all gave him credit.
I was the kind of kid who'd put snarky answers in tests. I once had a test where the teacher wrote "Use [word] in a sentence." My answer: [Word] is a word.
I really don't understand teacher here. And the funny thing is, there is at least 90% chance that modern "small clock", as in question will be digital.
Test questions sould be very SPECIFIC. I HATED those general all-encompassing questions that have no direction and full of ambiguity! Then the teacher can grade you any way they want ...one teacher told me, I was being subjective not objective. ...?
@@mtlicq Is that what they do these days? A very long time ago when I was in grade school, 60's, if someone was on the teachers' fecal roster, hair & ears were fair game. I vividly remember one teacher in particular whose class would by today's standards be described as a hostile and abusive environment.
I know I do. And here's the logic my oldest son tried using when he was 6yrs old when it came to trying to avoid going to school one day he says to me "mommy I don't have to go to school today it's for girls only" unamused I looked out the living room window and I said "oh yeah is that why mommy sees your friend Austin from across the street and several other boys from your school going to school?" Knowing his a$$ was busted he came up with a new lie and said "did I say today I meant tomorrow and if you don't believe me you can call my school" being the oldest of 5 and a former live in nanny I knew better so it's 3:30 when he came home from school instead of saying hi he says to me "did you phone my school?" I lied and said "yeah. You're grounded for lying and if you go outside and listen real closely you can actually hear god laugh because even god himself never heard of something that ridiculous. But I'll give you an A+ for something even grandma never heard of so for arguments sake don't teach this to your little brother and your baby sister in the future" thankfully he didn't he's now almost 22 his brother is almost 18 and there baby sister is now almost 17
“About your mom: My mom is 13 years old. She has brown eyes and black hair. She works on the computer. She loves to eat penus.” (Peanuts) This one had me rolling 🤣😂🤣
Lots of very creative answers as well as very badly written questions. I can imagine many are the result of smart kids having to deal with dumb teachers.
Those were my sentiments exactly. Some of the questions were very confusing and deserved nothing less than a smart aleck answer. some of those answers were highly sophisticated and really thoughtful.
I love these people already. Boy it must be a blast having a party with these guys. When will the examiners learn to frame their questions correctly... Me too had some serious issues with it. These are what they call "out-of-the-box" thinkers.
Some I've come across Q. 'Who built the Bridgwater Canal?' A. 'A load of men!' (actually correct). Q What was Lewis Armstrong well known for? A. being the first man on the moon. Q. What was Gandi's first name? A. Goosy-Goosy. and the kid playing the innkeeper in the school nativity play. when asked if there was any room at the Inn? Answered "no, well what do you expect. It is Christmas"
Why is it that teachers will mark answers wrong because it is not the answer they were expecting BUT the answer is actually correct like some of these examples I have seen a whole story on a student who was asked to use a barometer to measure the height of a building. He proceeded to do it in many ways WITHOUT using the difference in air pressure at different heights. Even though ALL of his answers were practical and accurate he was failed for not showing the ONE the teacher was looking for.
One hit the news a while ago where a "teacher" gave an 'F' to a student for a report they did on Austria because, according to the "teacher", Austria was NOT in Europe, but was it's own continent in the southern hemisphere. When the parents went to protest this grade, the "principal" sided with the teacher.
Exactly. Many questions are poorly worded, which denotes a poor language proficiency, in my opinon. "What is the name of the polygon?" Well, Carolina ? The correct way to ask this would have been: "What is called a geometrical figure with this many vertices?" Or something like this, english not being my mother tongue. You can't expect your students to be thorough if you are not yourself. Directions need to be exhaustive and examplify the highest level of language proficiency, so as to become the natural reference for a kid growing up, and develop the kid's own language ability over time. You can't expect high standards if all a kid grows up with is low standards. It is about defining what is the norm for him.
The clock question was answered correctly, because the question didn't ask for the time rendered on an ANALOG clock. You would first have to explain to the students the difference between an analog and a digital clock, then ask for a particular type in the test question.
I'm the sort of kid who would write these sorts of snarky answers... ...before relenting and giving the teacher what they want, and just having both versions next to each other so I can make my point and still *get* the points!
The teachers or test writers are the ones who need educating in how to ask a question correctly to receive the answer they were looking for. Or just read the question and ask yourself if the actual answer is correct for that actual question and not what you actually meant to ask. ps. Yes, Actual was actually repeated on purpose. The recipe question. You cant make cookies if you only have 1/2 cup of butter. You need all the other ingredients too.
@@kateyare4708 That would probably be what the maths teacher was looking for. That was why I mentioned that I assumed that it was the cooking class and they still needed the same quantity of buns.
I know these questions that kids answered on tests wrap your head around this scenario: when I was in grade 8 it was midterms time and 1 of the questions was for English and the question was "use the word depends in a sentence" and the girl wrote this for an answer "my grandma wears depends undergarments" naturally she got it wrong and her English teacher was our homeroom teacher and he wrote "that's not the answer I was looking for"
Mindreading is the premier prerequisite for getting through high school. Just feed them whatever bs they want, then be on your way to bigger and better things in the real world. @@cadenza3210
Dear Lord, I needed a good laugh like this! 😂😂 There’s a lot of them that had me going but when I got to the Solid, Liquid, Gas one I was literally on the floor! I probably shouldn’t watch these in public because I don’t think I’m welcome back at Lube Stop to change my cars oil anymore…
4:25 My answer would be "What who would end up with? Rachel would have 12 and Tracy 4 I guess. Because I would give Tracy fk all after she took the first 4 And fk it, she will get that slap too!
The answers to those questions and problems were apparently well thought out, were definitely funny, and were ingenious in their own right; and those who came up with those answers deserve credit!
What's really funny is how badly some of these teachers word questions like at 5:55, 6:09, 7:40, 8:01,10:01, 10:27. As a former teacher, if I worded a question poorly and the kid technically answered it correctly, the way I saw it was that was on me, and I would give the kid the credit for answering it correctly. To prevent the smart@$$ery of the answer in 7:49, if the answer called for a fill-in-the-blank response, I would always have a word bank from which they had to choose an answer with clear instructions so they couldn't sea lawyer their way out of their incorrect response. However, I have to say that some of these questions (like at 1:42. 6:27, 11:22, 11:43, 11:59, and 13:10) clearly indicate how the current NEA and state education standards are failing our kids, not by the kids' answers, but by the irrelevancy of the questions.
Well. we saw how well having multiple guess questions worked with "circle the smallest number"...right? I would have taken it a step further and circled the smallest digit in each number.
Some of these tests should just say "write something the teacher said this week" since that's clearly what the teacher wants from the students, rather than actual thinking.
Laughter is the medicine at the next level. Max, a 7 year old boy wrote a Valentine's Day Letter for me when I was sick due to sudden fainting. He even gave me flowers and a get well soon card. As un unexpected visitor at the hospital, It's unbelievable what he wrote: "Happy Valentines Day. Get well soon! I know You like that "Bram" guy. When you were knocked out, he went to the bathroom to do #2. Maybe you don't remember what happened, but I do. First, Larry didn't have anything to eat. Then you told him, "uh uh...no..no..no...no...no..." and then, "get out of my face!" & coughed. You might had a panic attack. Don't worry, you'll feel a lot better with Bram because Larry makes you sick. I feel bad for you because your Valentine's Day "hit the fan." I believed that as soon as I gained consciousness, Bram just came out of the bathroom *knocks at room #426 Nurse: You have an accent. Where are you from? Patient(me): in Moscow, Russia Guest enters my room to deliver the flowers and card nurse reads the letter and laughs especially at the "Bram goes dookie" part Nurse: That's the Russian way of a "get well soon"-showing humor as sympathy Now imagine if an elementary teacher sees this. LOL I'm a fighter! humour heals!
5:22 the person who wrote that question needs a refresher course on the English language. The correct word is smaller when comparing two items, not smallest.
Some show the depressing state of ignorance. Some show that question-setters need to be more careful! (And that markers need more of a sense of humour.) And some are indeed hilarious!
I think that the actual answer is to make the people think about team work and team building. (but in the end... it's all communism as pointed out by my esteemed colleague.)
The pm hour of 11:59:59:59:59:59... repeated to infinity. Military time would be 23:59:59:59:59:59... repeated to infinity. Suffice it to say 1895 is okay.
Yes... most people. How hard is it to follow directions? Now... I can veer from it too; but usually ONLY after I know what it will taste like before I make corrections.
@@nobody7817 That seems pretty miraculous. Tea spoons, and cups... Is there a standard on where to buy the cup to have it the "proper" size? And do you need to melt the butter beforehand? At the very least, i can tell that seeing something like that would be enough for me to give up immediately. I am not a great cook, but i am still good enough to know that no one should bake anything without the proper proportions. That's a serious culture shock. Our pâtissiers, here in France, would have never achieved anything with such directions 😅
@@nox8730OMG... Do you not know how to measure things??? Look up the standards of measurements for teaspoon, tablespoon, cup, quart, pint, gallon, etc... Yes, you can buy the actual measuring devices--but in a given rule--the standard teaspoon and tablespoon are about that same size (that's not their actual names, but commonly given to them because if their volume capacity). Cups are the same way, a standard cup is roughly meant to hold a cup, thus the common name. TECHNICALLY it's not a cup, it is a MUG, but most small coffee mugs are roughly one cup on volume.
@@nobody7817Wow... that's so confusing... I can tell you are used to this system and can't tell why it is so random. You probably never used grams and kilograms in earnest. I actually watched very recently a video by an american (Evan Edinger), living in the UK, who was explaining why he switched to metric. Interestingly, he was explaining why this teaspoon/cup/whatever system was so broken and why he could never go back to using them. There are reasons why every country in the world, except for the USA, switched to the metric system long ago. The metric system is a recent french system (18th century). The US system comes from a french system from the Middle-Ages. It's pretty strange to still use such an obsolete Middle-Ages system that was replaced during the Renaissance specifically because it was so random.
5:15 It says circle the smallest number, but there are only two numbers. It's such a minor complaint when you consider how poorly the educational system is doing.
Most were cute and funny. Some were disturbing with indoctrination. Reestablish the Soviet Union? Telling boys not getting married is a good answer because girls are expensive?
