The Mayor just announced that they are going to extend the free KY Jelly and Air Fresheners throughout the summer. One Tube of KY Jelly and two cans of air Freshener per couple. Unfortunately the local pet stores have ran out of gerbils.
Imagine being this pressed about strangers wearing rainbows for a few hours. It's in par with Trump derangement syndrome. Two peas in a hysterical pod.