6 Insane Foreign Remakes Of Famous American Blockbusters

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@JuniorSkeptic 9 лет назад

That last image of e.t. getting taken from behind will haunt my dreams for the rest of my days

@jesserothhammer7378 3 года назад

Haunt your wet dreams. Mmmmmm.

@maxhydekyle2425 3 года назад

Just replying in the hopes that you get a notification, watch this video again, and have your dreams haunted once again.

@vegaobscurax23 2 года назад

🙂😂🤣

@polreamonn 2 года назад

HIT...LAR

@ze_rubenator 9 лет назад

I watched this whole thing while eating, no problem. I think the internet has ruined me, it's too late for me I'm afraid. Save yourselves, kids; go out and play before you're doomed.

@mitin0806 9 лет назад

Ze Rubenator Man this video must have been hard to make for Cracked. I think I'll have nightmares for week's

@AntiGravityC9 9 лет назад

I hope you were EATING THAT PUSSEEEEHHH.

@TheSuperdavet 9 лет назад

Ze Rubenator what is this outside land i went there but only to conventions and shopping

@TheSuperdavet 9 лет назад

mitin0806 i dont get nighteres just less happy dreams

@annietrinity1833 8 лет назад

I emailed this to Todd in the Shadows. He replied "Making that joke in my ET review was the worst mistake of my life"

@Seth9809 3 года назад

Lawl.

@mitin0806 9 лет назад

This is why Aliens wont talk to us.

@kirinightshade5320 4 года назад

mitin0806 my theory was the aliens that watch movies every weekend only get our weird bootleg movies when their channel surfing and with only seeing these weird movies their thinking maybe we shouldn’t go to earth anytime soon maybe in another 1000 years

@jesserothhammer7378 3 года назад

Cause he'll fuck them?

@bigbaddawg101 7 лет назад

Turns out that "Hit-ler" song doesn't make a very good ringtone.

@funguy8801 7 лет назад

does*

@polreamonn 2 года назад

Not in Jersualem at any rate.

@Super21208 9 лет назад

I don't know if I've ever laughed harder then after I saw Indian buffalo bill

@SalvableRuin 9 лет назад

Brandinnoo THAN

@Kj16V 9 лет назад

뿡뿡! ^__^ Thanks, Captain Grammar. You saved the Internet from minor typographical errors once again.

@youtubecommoner 9 лет назад

Kj16V Why so rude? is everything okay?

@KuntaKinteToby 9 лет назад

뿡뿡! ^__^ Thanks Mavis Beacon.

@patricialynnsali1180 9 лет назад

Me too. I can't stop rewinding that part. I blew water I was drinking out of my nose when I saw it.

@Kami-lt3hc 9 лет назад

And I thought Japan was weird. Nothing will ever top an E.T. porno in terms of asking yourself, "why does this exist?"

@jayjaydeth 9 лет назад

***** Necessity is the mother of invention. What would YOU do if you couldn't show penis without heavy censorship?

@SalvableRuin 9 лет назад

***** or pretty awesome

@lovetokawaii 9 лет назад

***** Tentacle porn isn't even half as bad as some other japanese hentais.

@RaveriusMax 9 лет назад

Kami Nkurunziza Thats always an unfortunate outlook. Trust me, something will come along, something that makes you think, 'Damn, I miss the days when the weirdest shit we had to deal with was a German ET porno :S'

@toasega 9 лет назад

lovetokawaii How bad are other hentais? I can't really imagine anything worse than those tentacle hentais, or their absolute INSISTENCE upon making hentai after hentai where the girl is raped into submission by 100 guys or something and slowly becomes addicted to sex.

@CherryGloves 9 лет назад

I got some deep mental scars from that last one.

@Just_A_Dude 9 лет назад

I think I can safely say "meh" to that one. Of course the depths of depravity my jaded, cynical psyche is able to ignore are probably nothing to be proud of.

@N1CK0FDEST1NY 9 лет назад

LittleVikingStudios You should have seen E3: the Extra Testicle.

@CherryGloves 9 лет назад

That sounds as funny as it probably is creepy.

@GuhaKashyap 8 лет назад

+LittleVikingStudios And its for real! www.imdb.com/title/tt0136100/

@darkartsdabbler2407 8 лет назад

"Am I having a stroke?"

@mrwindupbird101 8 лет назад

+Dick Grayson If I had to read that line seriously to anyone I'm sure I'd be worried to.

@VILOT_PURPLEFOX 8 лет назад

a mexican wrestler? that's el santo, he is THE mexican wrestler

@mattakudesu 9 лет назад

I would love to have that Hitler disco theme as my ringtone. So many people would be confused and possibly offended if I was standing in line and they all of a sudden heard HIIIIT-LERRRR HIIT-LER HIIIIT-LERRRRR in some Turkish mans voice.

@thepopeofatheism 9 лет назад

Forward it to me once you get it.

@SomeAHole 9 лет назад

Jonathan Green I need that ringtone now

@angrytito3497 5 лет назад

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-_HfdW2JVYwE.html - Hitlar disco

@Daviticus042 5 лет назад

*Pakistani

@glitchburgh4249 9 лет назад

That ET thing is the most disturbing thing I've ever seen.

@Jadguy24 9 лет назад

Obviously you don't know about Las Tortugas Pinjas

@glitchburgh4249 9 лет назад

Kevin Kiker YOU STOP IT. STOP IT RIGHT NOW.

@ilvanezzo 9 лет назад

Kevin Kiker oh god why did I google it

@Crick1952 9 лет назад

Kevin Kiker The Internet has taken all good things...

@TakeThisification 9 лет назад

Nate Wilder How long have you been on the internet?

@Zdeciak 9 лет назад

Great, now you got me singing "hit-ler" in my head for the rest of the day

@polreamonn 2 года назад

I can see how people fell under his spell.

@Selvokaz 8 лет назад

ET getting boned is the most mentally scaring thing I've ever seen in my life..

@Morfeusm 8 лет назад

First world problems

@Selvokaz 8 лет назад

***** According to some theories, he bones the boy in the movie as well, so yeah not just Russia but in America he bones you as well.

@kiracaroso 8 лет назад

+miri Haly They would probably like that.

@TheJurnalyst 8 лет назад

What? aliens can probe humans, and no one bats an eye.... But a human probes an alien, and everyone loses their shit.

@Selvokaz 8 лет назад

People comparing being probed to sex says a lot about the current state of our society right now.

@bltanti 9 лет назад

And here I was thinking you would be talking about Supaidaman: the Japanese Spider-Man who instead of web slinging, drove a car and piloted a giant robot lion.

@HeatherSpoonheim 9 лет назад

BtRobot Link it up or it doesn't exist.

@thepopeofatheism 9 лет назад

Heather Spoonheim en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spider-Man_%28Toei_TV_series%29 Not an actual bootleg or knockoff. Officially licensed by Marvel!

@HeatherSpoonheim 9 лет назад

thepopeofatheism Wow, just, wow.

@bltanti 9 лет назад

Zedfinite And here I was thinking Marvel would refuse to acknowledge this version of Spider-Man. Did not expect them to totally embrace it like this. +1 Zedfinite for showing just how awesome Marvel is.

@OmerAliuddin 9 лет назад

BtRobot I had recently learnt that Supaidaman is pretty much the show that started the concepts of mechs in live action shows. So all those Megazords you've seen, you gotta thank Supaidaman for that!

@alquin9553 9 лет назад

3:38 not just any Mexican wrestler - that's Santo! Mexico ' s greatest superhero in cinema. How the Turkish know about him I have no idea.

@BrentonBold 9 лет назад

Remember to wait after the credits at the end of 3 giant men.

@arbhall7572 9 лет назад

I absolutely love Jack and the Spit take. Its not uncommon for me to watch each one at least 12 times over a few months. I love you guys. Thank you to everyone on and off camera for all your obvious hard work.

@thecutthatneverheals 9 лет назад

So cracked is just going to sum up things we've all seen the Cinema Snob cover now?

@sartanko 9 лет назад

I swear I thought there was no movie worse than The Room. You proved me wrong.

@Seriona1 9 лет назад

Dan Slash The Room is the greatest movie ever.

@sartanko 9 лет назад

Caesar Seriona People who say that don't fare well.

@Seriona1 9 лет назад

Dan Slash You are dumb, it is the greatest movie ever with classic lines like, "LISA, YOU'RE TEARING ME APART!"

@sartanko 9 лет назад

Caesar Seriona Sleep well!

@Seriona1 9 лет назад

Dan Slash And the sub plots were amazing!

@endorbr 9 лет назад

Now I'm going to have thoughts of an ET porno with that Hitler theme song in my head for the rest of the day. Thanks for that.

@cracked 9 лет назад

5 Insane Foreign Remakes Of Famous American Blockbusters- bit.ly/1bQv26Y Is there a German E.T. porn film? You can bet your long, glowing finger there is! Watch the whole squishy nightmare right here. #itsavideomfers

@BillBodega 9 лет назад

***** Okay

@americawashington2700 9 лет назад

Yeah alright

@Malconeous 9 лет назад

Oh Cracked you continue to sink lower and lower

@lovipoekimo176 9 лет назад

Cracked There's also a Batman from the Philippines that came out in the 80s starring Joey de Leon that was so awful!

@MKG176 9 лет назад

Cracked No link to the Hitler song in description. 0/10

@OneUpdateataTime 9 лет назад

Well this was my favourite episode.

@zegrasisinnocent 9 лет назад

OneUpdateataTime Yep.

@jacobslaughter2806 9 лет назад

Did you guys hire the cinema snob? Can he be the new new guy?

@hadenplouffe3976 9 лет назад

Just saying: The Cinema Snob has done all of these.

@ZombieDragQueen 9 лет назад

The Hitler theme song almost begs to be turned into a ringtone. But the film's story sounds like something Miguel Serrano or Savitri Devi would write.

@davidjatt3251 9 лет назад

Stefan B. Who in the fuck are those guys? Anyway HIT-LAAAAAAAAAR. HITLAR HITLAAAR.

@ZombieDragQueen 9 лет назад

David Jatt Nazi mysticism writers. If you've heard of theories about Hitler surviving the war and building a UFO base in Antarctica raising an army of penguins it comes probably from those guys.

@davidjatt3251 9 лет назад

Stefan B. nnnnnoooo I can't say I have. you know who really invented Hitler mysticism? Hitler.

@kanikavarma339 9 лет назад

Stefan B. if he had to raise an army in Antarctica he'd have at least gone with seals XD

@ZombieDragQueen 9 лет назад

Kanika Varma Naah, those aren't pure Aryan, like the penguins. All those black penguins would remind him of his SS-troops in fancy Hugo Boss uniforms.

@JoshuaBarkdull 9 лет назад

4:52 Germany dropped the atomic bombs on Japan????? I think I may have to go back to history class, because I don't remember that ever happening.

@emilystone36 9 лет назад

+Joshua Barkdull I'm so glad someone else caught that.

@WAQWBrentwood 8 лет назад

I think the technical term for the "Germans dropping atom bombs on Japan" line is: a Joke, as in humorously absurd. This is Cracked....remember.. .

@midwestspleeno 8 лет назад

+Sushant Sahu Dude, no need to be an ass.

@UltromanTheTacoman 8 лет назад

+Joshua Barkdull Maybe it's not a mistake. Maybe that's part of the movie. Perhaps the makers of the movie were more scared of the Americans than the Germans, and simply changed that small detail.

@antediluvianspy5371 6 лет назад

They deserved it.. Huahaahahaha.

@dinoelsaurio 9 лет назад

C'mon, that's not just some Mexican wrestler, it's El Santo! Mexican wrestler AND superhero. Is Hulk Hogan also your Capitan America/James Bond at the same time? I didn't think so.

@metal134 9 лет назад

I'm still trying to wrap my head around "Turkish Captain America".

@nicholasucci4176 9 лет назад

Probably the best video Cracked has done in months. I laughed throughout. Well done.

@Jillbles 8 лет назад

And the answer is, go check out the Cinema Snob, as he has already reviewed most if not all of these.

@idodo32 8 лет назад

oh come on, porn does'nt count! also plz link me to the hitler song i need it in my life...

@starbrandlives813 9 лет назад

The Turkish Spidey is actually Canon on Marvel Multiverse. On the event Spider-Verse, he makes a little cameo But it is a blink and you will miss it kind of moment

@draghelix8254 9 лет назад

What was seen can not be unseen. Thanks Cracked.

@cemsengul16 2 года назад

I always turn to this video when I need a good laugh and somehow it never fails.

@smashOsmash 9 лет назад

6:12 those 2 second are enough to destory my entire childhood

@beautifulviolet 8 лет назад

Really, really funny!! You just fill my entire dose of humor prescription for the whole month!!!

@electricbayonet2 9 лет назад

If I'm ever in a position to mess with someone's phone settings, my goal will be to change their ringtone to the theme of 'HITLAR.'

@ElizabethWilliamsBushey 8 лет назад

Dear Lord what genius this is... Oh Mighty Spit Take!

@kalcheus 9 лет назад

Hit-lerrrrrr Hit-ler Hit-lerrrrrrr

@ethanlappin 6 лет назад

3 years later this remains one of the best things I've ever seen

@sparkie1j 9 лет назад

rule 34 has 0 limits

@MrNullAxiom 9 лет назад

#2 clears up SO many Archer jokes that went over my head.

@JamesOKeefe-US 7 лет назад

Lima bean shaped garbage monster....genius!! I love The spit take, well done Jack!!

@ethanlappin 2 года назад

This is absolutely the Spider-Man we should have seen in No Way Home

@InKa4484 7 лет назад

Those E.T clips were getting me going.

@aaronsharp4794 9 лет назад

This video made me spew milk and chunks of cake from my nose. I laughed a little bit, too.

@eveningblues8132 9 лет назад

After years of watching the Cinema Snob, I can't say this list had any big surprises for me.

@baronofbahlingen9662 9 лет назад

Cinema Snob has probably already reviewed these

@sweeneagle16 9 лет назад

Ooooh that last clip of German ET hurt my brain...some things just can't be unseen...

@guitarlawyer75 9 лет назад

What has been seen cannot be unseen!

@merchernel123 8 лет назад

"...about an exhausted shark who's abandoned all animal instinct..." LMFAO

@04beni04 6 лет назад

I had to look it up, but "mockbuster" is a thing. How did I go my entire life without knowing this?!

@grkpektis 9 лет назад

Holy fucking shit that ET is going to give me nightmares for the rest of my life

@N1CK0FDEST1NY 9 лет назад

grkpektis That is the least disturbing E.T. porno out there. Go look up Cinema Snob and prepare your will.

@basma.x.6656 9 лет назад

You should have done harry putter, a pakistani kids shows about a boy who finds a genie i think i didnt really understand it at all, anyways it was pretty successful until it had to end because they were sued for using the name harry putter. Thats right they just thought no one would notice if they didnt get the rights

@liampendergast8670 9 лет назад

The Spit Take is the funnest thing on Cracked if you ask me.

@poppysfit 9 лет назад

I want copies of every one of these films...a keg of beer and several worthy friends and this will be a weekend to remember!

@kieranmatzky181 9 лет назад

This show is hilarious and should keep playing

@classycookie2197 8 лет назад

the songs stuck in my head now xD 'Hitlaaaaaar Hitlar Hitlarrrrr'

@jacobfarrell1050 5 лет назад

0:40 omg!!! This is the funniest thing I've seen all week

@LaDracul 9 лет назад

A long time ago in Turkey, expensive cinemas would show foreign releases, cheap ones would have to rely on homegrown remakes. And I doubt whoever made that "3 Dev Adam" movie must not have read many Marvel comics... But still, that "Jaws" manga adaptation looks BRUTAL.

@georgeboaru5935 7 лет назад

Thank you! Hit-ler made my day

@webstar118 9 лет назад

Best video in awhile, you guys need to stick with your old formula

@MissSmileyface2498 9 лет назад

That was so good!!

@GravDiga 9 лет назад

For some reason the end was so surprising to me that i didn't even notice the music, until after the video was done.

@hadi96100 9 лет назад

You have to admit it, that's some catchy song - HIT-LER, HIT-LER. I will be humming that all day long:)

@nicp51 9 лет назад

This is the cracked I've been missing. Just random hilarious shit. Not hipster hate of everything.

@jrreedve2825 3 года назад

Me: “As a film major/film nut/camp loving geek, I must watch these!” Them: “even the porn?” Me:... “for science!”

@traceystanford9334 9 лет назад

That last bit... wow. Some dude actually got it on with a scary-ass ET. I'm gonna go dump some bleach in my ear now, and get that the hell out of my brain.

@adrienneday8001 8 лет назад

Before this I don't think I've ever seriously considered ripping my own eyeballs out and stomping on them for allowing me to get to the end of the video

@jacobsarabia4417 9 лет назад

Nice to know you watch the Cinema Snob too, Cracked.

@jmeister3000 9 лет назад

Wait, is the tagline for Cruel Jaws actually "This time it's even more personal than the last time."?

@acdc14terrace 9 лет назад

Holy fuck, this is one of the greatest things I have ever come across.

@maplebob23 9 лет назад

Some of those movies look awesome. Especially the Jaws ones

@askrhonnie6356 6 лет назад

Sick stuff.

@jpt46371 9 лет назад

I NEED TO WATCH ALL OF THESE MOVIES

@666TeenageWhore 6 лет назад

i am actually crying from laughing after seeing that last scene... 🤣

@DanGer-re8dh 9 лет назад

Hey Cracked Editors, I watch the cinema snob too.

@robinburt5735 9 лет назад

I totally want to watch that Turkish Captain America versus Spiderman film it looks ace!

@ThePoptartster 9 лет назад

Spiders in Turkey are apparently biologically immortal. XD

@JessaAnne27 9 лет назад

2:04 caught me off guard lol. had to hit my inhaler >.

@lxCRON1Cxl 8 лет назад

The greatest shark, harpoon, helicopter crash murder trifecta ever!

@TheTemplarOfEpic 8 лет назад

I'm disappointed that Lady Terminator did not make the list.

@commandersnoopy9300 8 лет назад

Jesus, I almost choked to death while laughing. 😂

@sportalero9032 8 лет назад

Jesus, if only Mystery Science Theater had gotten their hands on ANY of these movies.

@zipzagger99 9 лет назад

I was really worried there'd be no more of these

@patricialynnsali1180 9 лет назад

You had me at the Indian Buffalo Bill

@tyranus629 9 лет назад

The funniest yet pathetic anything i've ever seen.....CAN'T STOP LAUGHING

@xiapollo8830 9 лет назад

You get a like just for the et/Hitler combo at the end. I actually laughed out loud instead of blowing air out my nose and smiling like I usually do 👍