65 Pitch Meeting 

Someone graped your dawg while you took the time to come up with that trash boy

you didn't miss anything

Exactly what happened here lmao

Watching the pitch meeting for a movie you had no idea existed is tite!

Jeez guys can you stop upvoting these repetitive low effort comments every week so we get the ACTUAL funny or interesting comments?

Only slightly better but it was the asteroids that crashed their ship.

That's what we're going with.

I mean yeah, for the story to happen. If they hadn’t then the movie would just not exist. Join us in fiction

Talking about being late, right?

It’s currently believed that the end of the dinosaurs occurred 66 million years ago, so 65 would be 1 million years after the collision.

Ngl it was steam not water the fist time so I get it

Seeing you in the Pitch Meeting comments is weird, OT.

​@@marcosfern777I feel like boiling hot steam should do similar damage 💥

@@marcosfern777 Steam is literally hotter than boiling water, smh. Are you an American? 🙄🙄

Just watched the film and realized the first geyser blast didn't hit the rex. The rex was just popping out of the steam afterwards, probably braked in time or something.

I came here to say this 😂

Thanks for saying what we all were thinking. Perfect transition

That transition was TIGHT!

Closer to 0:52 but agreed

Followed by "Distant planets with American healthcare systems are tight!" was perfect.

I'm afraid it might only be me and you that get this reference. Edit: I stand corrected.

Before Earth

This movie is way better than After Earth lol. But that is not hard 😂.

Heeey!!! That was definitely not a compliment...not a compliment at all. 😉👍🏼

@@La5tnamE1 I know about After Earth as well as I watched the Honest Trailer and Pitch Meeting for it

Same. I don't care about anything coming out, so getting the 5 minute parody versions is better.

This is the 1st I'm hearing of this movie.

But you should inform about movies by yourself, Ryan only pitch bad, ugly and lame blockbusters. There are plenty of good more indipendent movies out there to discover. You're never gonna find out if you only watch his channel. I love Ryan George and his video but they give you the perception that every movie is trash. They are not. He only chooses the bad ones.

​@@lucapepito ohhhh that explains the Ashoka one

I remember getting hyped for movies, because I watched tv and commercials were on tv. Now I surf the internet with ad-blocker, and literally noone around me is spontaneously talking about whatever newest Marvel movie has come out, so I'm like: 'There's a Guardians of the Galaxy 3 film now?'.

Beautiful, yet dumb. It's generally Canadians fleeing to the States for healthcare access, not the other way around. The US actually has socialized healthcare for the poor.

hahaha so like Ryan stealing jokes from other people. Steals this entire premise from Jenny Nicholson and jokes from Mr. Sunday Movies. TIGHT!

making fun of American healthcare is hardly fresh unique content.@@Psilocybin77

@@Psilocybin77”Stealing jokes”-Every Canadian has dissed American healthcare my dude, it’s not intellectual property.

@@Psilocybin77 Ill just pretend all stolen jokes are homages because pretending is super easy barely an inconvenience.

They didn't say one thing about any munging either.

U.S.A.! U.S.A.!

Haha, yeah We can send people to the moon and fuse atoms, but feed hungry kids, that's mission impossible

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Things will always cost stuff. Nothing will ever be free, just cheaper.

About that, There is technically still a chance

how so?@@hyperjank5129

​@@hyperjank5129Yeah a one in a Million chance

A video game like a first person shooter perhaps would have been a better idea because movies need interesting stories.

Wait...there’s a guy on RU-vid who’s made videos about hatching quail from store-bought eggs.

The dinosaurs seem like a big part of the movie, not just an ending twist (I haven't seen the movie admittedly). It'd probably be tough to make a trailer and market the movie without showing any of them. Even if they didn't show them, I'll bet people would quickly figure out the twist based on the name anyway.

@@AbruptAvalanche Yeah, it's not really an ending twist, but a basic part of the premise, but actually discovering it as part of the story unfolding would have been an amazing experience.

It would of been better trailers without revealing dinosaurs i got bored immediately after the trailers giving it away.

"And another thing that's sick is his daughter." 💀

@@repentandbelieveinJesusChrist9 Amen, keep up the good work!

@repentandbelieveinJesusChrist9 “Mercy is for the weak. A man faces you he is the enemy. The enemy deserves no mercy.” John Kreese 1:2 KK

@@zephyr8072 “But I tell you to love your enemies and pray for anyone who mistreats you.” Mathew 5: 44

Can I play? Samuel 15:3 Now go and smite Amalek and utterly destroy all that they have, and spare them not; but slay both man and woman, infant and suckling, ox and sheep, camel and ass.’

It's even funnier since the Disney _Star Wars_ movies don't exactly help his case even if people seem to agree that Adam Driver ended up being the "best" part of them overall.

Oh milking Star Wars nostalgia is tight !!!!

@@MusicoftheDamned No need for quotation marks. He was the best part of those terrible movies.

@@MusicoftheDamned I don’t think that matters, Adam Driver has done pretty well outside of ‘Star Wars’, but mostly because of ‘Star Wars’. This movie being the exception.

@@stormtraitor6545 I would argue while that he doubtless got better know due to the Disney _Star Wars_ trilogy, especially internationally I imagine, Adam Driver was already doing quite well and generally being recognized as an actor even before that unfortunate disastrous clusterfuck trilogy. Fortunately being in those movies didn't ruin or really negative impact his career between his acting, far too many people thirsting for Kylo Ren (enough to harass his family in real life--sigh), and doing that well-regarded _Marriage Story_ movie (that I still haven't seen) right after that one. Oscar Isaac is probably the actor closest to the same deal from the laughably ill-planned trilogy since it would be weird to argue that the Disney _Star Wars_ trilogy made Mr. Isaac "known" all of a sudden. I honestly can't think of any actor who got stuck in that trilogy actually applies to outside like Rose's poor actress and I guess Daisy Ridley (and both of those instances are unfortunately rather negative). Either way, yeah, _65_ was thankfully the exception to the seeming rule for Mr. Driver thus far, and even then for all that I've heard about the movie's faults Mr. Driver's acting isn't among them. Still, even great actors generally can't save poorly written plots, which _65_ sounds like another instance of on multiple levels--see also: ...the Disney _Star Wars_ trilogy. Otherwise that live-action _Aeon Flux_ movie with Charlize Theron would be worth-watching--it isn't.

U have exactly 65 likes, i dont wanna ruin it. Lol

@@eshaneshal1509 Well, now there's no choice but to shoot for... 65... million. Years Ago. Prehistoric Earth. Had a visitor. (Jesus, that title card...)

@@benkoferenc3365 wtf is wrong with u?

I mean, yall keep paying for movies. Knowing what kind of DOGSHIT their putting out

That is a good argument. Homer Simpson and his toaster actually makes more sense then this, he at least killed of the dinosaurs with his own incompetence. Setting them down basically the day before the asteroid hit is incredible stupid, Producer guy must have been high when he greenlit this one. It is a shame too, a dinosaur movie should be more fun then this.

You’re a much better writer than the Hollywood goons. 👍🏼

But that'd require actual creativity, you know? Something even random youtubers seem to possess in higher quantity than actual screen writers. And then we're supposed to feel bad for their strike, lol

They actually got it spot on… humans look like the Adam Driver aliens because they left their DNA on planet Earth and when the Dinosaurs died humans evolved from Adam’s DNA

The Hollywood writer is gonna read this and feel big sad

Not even an inconvenience.

Ah! Missed opportunity.

wow.... you actually seen the movie................

@@billybadass3056 well somebody had to ,so better him than us

I tripped and fell which is how i saw this movie; I honestly would have preferred to trip and fall off a cliff.

“Um. It’s big? And and it has scales? And um…big teeth? And some claws.”

The filmmakers were very open about not creating realistic dinosaurs, and making up a few while they were at it. I actually thought it was neat. There are countless species we don't even know about, so it's fun to speculate.

It's supposed to be cool, not accurate.

I'm terribly late for this, but if the filmmakers wanted scary alien monsters instead of actual dinosaurs they could have just made scary alien monsters inspired by dinosaurs and call them that instead of "dinosaurs"

@@F0xR0t13 who cares? They can call them whatever they want.

Adam driver has to become good at acting will see about the movie Ferrari

Not really, the plot is basic, unoriginal and nonsensical.

Like they left at the most interesting stage. The asteroid didn't immediately destroy all life on earth, it was a global firestorm that was quite survivable if on the other side of the planet, then a global ice age then a scorching earth, all three of those together killed off all the dinosaurs (except the small ones that could fly) And there had to be some specific reason a human would be at this particular time like Adam Driver was part of a security crew for some illicit time travel technology where "we're just going to stay in orbit, we won't alter the timeline at all" but "oh no, something went wrong!"

Shuddup nerd!

Oh fudge! He's *character-arcing!* Quick, get the shotgun!1

indeed.

I'm still mad he replaced "get all the way off my back" for that one 😒

@@ojeritoayala I don't think he replaced it, he just uses it for different nitpicks. Aliens using the metric system, that's a "Hey, shut up." response. Pointing out how everything in a film being complicated to the nth degree and not telling a coherent tale and infact breaks its own story trying to tell its story, that warrants a "Get off my back." So it's the difference between is the point a small nitpick or something that underminds the entirety of the movie? He's definitely moved from everything being a "Get off my back" to a mix of the two, but it's still around.

Super difficult, barely a possibility?

Moderately entertaining? I didn't even bother watching the last half hour because it was such a dumpster fire piece of shit with ZERO redeeming qualities. The acting? Trash. Plot? Trash. cgi? Trash. U need to raise ur standards when it comes to cinema

Yeah plus the traiker ruined the movie basically . Not a great movie but not a bad film if you happened to catch it on a sunday type.

Lost it at studio writer telling studio producer "Hey shut up nerd"😂😂😂

I would say even worse was there was basically no relationship between the main characters because they couldn't communicate. What a dumb idea.

I think a lot of people missed that.

Yeah I dunno what’s so funny about the number 61, but I appreciated it nonetheless

I'm pretty sure it's only the coelurosaur dinosaurs that had feathers?

@@retsaMinnavoiG Most of the discoveries so far have been coelurosaurian theropods, but they've also found early featherlike pelts on three species of ornithischia and the structures may go all the way back to the ancestral Archosaurs because veined feathers have been found on pterosaurs. Regardless, one of the antagonist dinosaurs in the film is a dromaeosauridae predator (most likely a utahraptor from its size) which we now know was covered in feathers.

T rex definitely had feathers. Yutyrannus, another large tyrannosaur, is positively covered in them. It only makes sense that T rex is as well.

@@honourabledoctoredwinmoria3126 every skin fossil we got of T rex, Albertosaurus and Gorgosaurus (other large North American tyrannosaurids of the late Late Cretaceous) are all scale only. Yutyrannus is early Cretaceous China.

This discussion seems more interesting and has more angles than the movie 🍿

The movie business is suffering due to lack of imagination and risk-taking, which are directly related to the insanely high budgets that modern “blockbusters” cost to produce

I don't think anyone wanted "Adam Driver fighting dinosaurs''

Maybe it would do better if they delivered on, "Adam Driver gets a decent haircut"...

Adam driver was the worst part of this movie they should of casted someone else.

Probably going to be same with Ferrari (Adam Driver driving)

Would you waste money on marketing this turd?

I disagree I saw so many trailers for this movie. It just didn't look good

Nah there were def trailers going around

id be ashamed of this trash too

this was the first I heard of it.

It was good

lol no it wasnt. The movie was absolute garbage.@@peabrain6872

@@peabrain6872 Adam Driver elevated what would've been an utterly forgettable film. It was like he was acting in a completely different movie.

That’s true 99% of the time

Ah, it’s on Netflix so I’ll watch it.

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As most of the time, yes, the pitch is way better than this movie.

If you love dinosaurs it's worth watching. The human story fell flat Adan Driver was crap not suited for this role.

*Revised ... or *Revisited (?)

me too

Which one is Ryan George?

Wierdly i saw this film months ago and had completely forgotten every single detail of it, including its very existance until this pitch meeting. Its like some odd you tube pod person memory swap. The film only now exists as a pitch meeting in my addled brain.

For me it's most of the time

​@@cultofgauravthe guy with the beard. 😁

His engaging comedic timing looks super easy barely an inconvenience.

@danavixen6274 Ooooooooh, comments referencing running jokes on the channel are TIGHT!!! 😁

​@@heathcliffO_oLove the Deadpool thumbnail! ❤

Oh is that what he said?

It's always a really little girl. It's never like an older teenage boy, always little girls. IDK why there's a reluctance to have a vulnerable supporting character who might personally relate to an older male role model, it seems they exclusively want a paternal fatherly protector role.

He's definitely one of the people of all time!

Person's

He's so human!

of all the people in the world, ryan george is definetly one of them

He truly is a specific individual.

"Laughed my head off." is that where palaeontologists keep their asses?

i want to hang out with not sober palaeontologists

Next time, go with some Paleontologists...

Ross, is that you??

@@smithchasea this is disappointing because in real life I have business cards that I give out to people who say this. They say "yes, like Ross from Friends. No one has ever said that before"

With a young kid? Man I walk about 9 miles every time I go to Disneyland, but I promise you that kid is not walking the entire time. And that's flat ground. And my feet are doubled in size by the end of the day.

@@SeraphsWitness They were both aliens tho, and the kid never had any issue keeping up. They were just going in circles or walking backward or something dumb

@@olisk-jy9rz I mean let's be honest, they're not aliens in any meaningful sense.

If this makes you scared … you are the target audience for this shit 💩

Indeed. And also in the trailer. This would have been a much better experience if they hadn't done what suicidal Hollywood executives always seem to do: Spoil everything!

It feels like this happens SO OFTEN too, the script may have some really cool reveals, but they just couldn't resist using it in the trailer...

Hey shut up nerd

@@CodeNinj it didn't really even feel like a reveal in the movie though. It was established pretty quickly what was going on. It wasn't like Planet of the Apes in the closing scene.

I remember when James Cameron got mad at the studio when they revealed that Arnie was sent back in time to help the humans in the Terminator 2 trailer, because he had it setup as a twist in the movie, so now he has the rights to have the final say for the trailers to all his movies written in his contract lol. The thing is movie studios and theatre owners, distributors etc. have a setup such that in the first week of a movie release, a bulk of the ticket sales profit goes directly to the studio and then going forward that shifts to favor the theatre owners etc. So it's in their interest to get as many people into the theaters as possible in the first week, and that's why they go so far as revealing even the twists and cameo appearances in the trailers, instead of letting people get surprised by it.

@@The8merp I haven't seen the movie. How do they attempt to hide the twist? Do you not get to see what the "monsters" look like until a ways into the movie?

It slightly annoyed me , the T rex bit. Also i believe it wasnt entirely fictional, the main antagonist is supposed to be a Fasolasuchus, although i remember the legitimacy of that genus is still under question mark

It's pretty clear not a T-Rex IMO, its arms are much bigger. But the head and the rest of the body in general is quite similar, color too

Wasn't the Big Bad dino on four legs, not two? I mean, that's a pretty significant difference.

And future weapons

They look like they were ai generated...

DAMN YOU!!! YOU BLEW IT UP!!!

65's marketing didn't ruin the ending. Ryan, like 90% of the people who watched this, didn't read the sign that appears on the screen at the beginning of the movie. You know it's Earth in the past from the very beginning. Still a bad movie, but that one thing wasn't a problem.

You’re saying, that enough people didn’t know the plot of the movie, all the way up until it was released on home video???

I saw the original Planet of the Apes in the theater as a kid. It's a fond memory of an era when all media wasn't spoiled pre-release by the internet. This youtube channel really is the inevitable future of entertainment, where no one ever watches the original of anything and just relies on snarky synopses instead before calling it a day. Of course, it's just a matter of time until he makes a Pitch Meeting about a Pitch Meeting episode and the universe implodes. His revisits are already halfway there.

​@@richmcgee434There's already a Pitch Meeting Pitch Meeting if you didn't know. The 100th episode.

Ha ha, I only wasted 20 minutes of my time. I'll die with an extra 15 minutes of life compared to you.

YES OH PLEASE

It still blows my mind that Mila Kunis' character finds out that she's basically a space princess and probably the richest person in the galaxy yet decides to throw all that away at the end to go back to scrubbing other peoples' toilets. I want to see the deleted scene where her family discovers they're actually rich and can travel anywhere in the galaxy but Mila purposely didn't tell them anything about that so they could stay cleaning people while she hangs out with her alien boyfriend. Probably one of the dumbest endings to a sci-fi film ever.

@@mrquirky3626 Haven't seen it, but sure sounds like it... I mean, if she's into being very down-to-earth, cool. Just give your space kingdom to some trustworthy people (if you can find any, granted... not easy) and plow all the cosmic wealth into quality of life for your citizens and anyone else in need. Don't just ignore the power to do good...

*YESSSS*

That movie was so bad I almost walked out while on a date. The fact she enjoyed it proved she had terrible taste and wasn't right for me.

I liked that it was also self-referential to the nth degree

That's exactly what I thought. I mean... they could have made it better by creating Dinosaurs that we didn't recognise, instead of ones we did.... then slowly have a reveal... we don't KNOW what dinosaurs looked like...some we do, most we don't. Would have been better to see the incoming asteroid, and THEN have the T Rex show up. That would have been a MUCH better 'Aaaahhh!' moment between the film maker and the audience...

It's a tax write off movie. Somebody's mistress went a little over budget it seems

I think this is because the studios have to pay the dinosaurs' descendants a lot of money to use the dinosaurs image, so, none is left to have characters, or even writers, for that matter...

@@user-so1yi2tm2r That's not how 'tax write offs' work...

Yeah I watched it on the plane while my dad and I split our audio so we could hear it together and I think that was the perfect viewing experience for this particular movie. It delivered exactly what was on the tin. Good way to kill 2 hours on a flight to Canada.

Funny thing is, it wasn’t even that. Those weird quadrupeds were definitely not dinosaurs. They just wanted creatures like Xenomorphs and Indoraptor because those are popular on mainstream media.

Needed more locusts

Right?!? I mean, they're freaking DINOSAURS! And yet i don't remember a single dinosaur movie after jurassic park 2 that was even watchable. How do you mess up that badly? (also, this movie's dinosaurs somehow look worse than 1993 Jurassic Park's ones lol)

Huge snore fest this one for sure. Great for my insomnia though

@@Narcan885 if you can't remember a single watchable dinosaur movie after JP2, you have not watched Kung Fury. You should remedy that.

Agreed. It wasn't some "Sharknado"-level bad but was mishandled on many levels.

Definitely agree. It's a 6.5 or 7 for me

Same. I loved the concept, and while execution wasn't the best it was actually decent.

I didnt even know this movie existed before seeing it with friends but it was still absolutely the worst movie I had seen in years.

@@ashleighcochrane The CGI was amazing as well

This made me literally LOL

That was one of the weirdest parts of the movie. Maybe the dinosaur had a single-use boiling hot geyser shield or something 💀

I love, "I'm going to need you get all the way off my back about that." 😂

Or when things work out way too easily I can't help but think "that was super easy, barely an inconvenience" and then I start to wonder if writer guy will say it at the same part that I did.

Been watching for years, you're here forever now 💖

It wasnt that bad of a movie. Just more like a one and done type of thing more so.

That’s 100% of the time nowadays

It is.

the first jurassic park, is literally a MILESTONE ((when it comes to VFX))

Near? If Jurassic Park isn't a perfect movie, I don't know what is.

@ All the computer scenes are pretty weak. It's a great movie but I always laugh whenever the girl dramatically says "It's a UNIX system".

Director's cut had two gRape scenes between Dr Sattler and Dr Ian Malcom, in the middle was a sub plot about Dr Grant's charachter verbally abusing Timmy and while repelling open sexual advances from Timmy's older sister the whole movie. It was a full 45 minutes of hardcore action cut out because Stevey SpealBurg had another Thom Shanks movie to make about volleyballs in concentration camps.

You can tell it's earth, literally just from the title. lol

i suggest making a space between * and " for *it* to work

He has a team of joo's writing races jokes all night for him.

I think he actually mentioned in some Q&A section in one of those Revisited videos that it takes him a bunch of time to research what people's complaints are about the movie he's making a pitch about. So it's actually not super easy; he's just very dedicated, barely ever lazy,

@@PeamThePanda None of what you just said is true, literally none of it.

handedly**

@@jennyanydots2389 trollollollollo

Good one

I have wondered what happened back than when there was a fire with the higher oxygen concentration. Was it just a crazy inferno even when not very dry.

I swear he makes it better and better. Somehow!

It it ain't broke, do it over and over again.

... timing

Personally, I think diamonds are boring looking. I'd rather look at jade or mother-of-pearl any day.