Moonfall Pitch Meeting 

Please, that's a masterpiece compared to this film.

The movie or the video? Because the Sharknado Pitch Meeting is currently my all-time favorite.

"WE NEED TO NUKE THE MOON!!!!"

Where were you when the Sharknado happened?

I think the important thing is Ryan's pronunciation of the L in Calm

Don't look up vibes

Seriously. Lol

Which is concerning, still waiting when scientists go full dono/patreon mode, then again maybe even that isn't enough money.

Then you have no idea how governments works.

No it is not.America spent billions to spite the soviets in the 60s,an even greater proganda victory would get any money it needed.

exactly, this line is so good

Lol true

My favourite one comes from some of Twilight PMs: "I'm a writer!" "I guess you kinda are"

The Falcon and the Winter Soldier: "Nobody knows who the Powerbroker is... that's a big twist I wrote!"

Yes

ooh, leaving your kids to die in apocalypse is TIGHT

“Oh, whoops!”

@@ShiningDarknes "whoopsie"

Honestly, I feel like no characters in this movie had literally any care

Kinda doubt parental supervision would save them from a moon-apocalypse.

Same.💯💯

It's OK nothing I would pay for.

That describes so many movies people try to get me to watch

I've been choosing to do that with quite a few modern films. I'd rather come here and have it pulled apart. This way I get to enjoy the movie and save a bunch of time.

What the shitty kind? 😂 same…

"Any man who needs to say that he's a professional screenwriter is not a professional screenwriter" - Tywin Lannister

He’s sure as shooting not an astrophysicist

Comedy is 90% delivery.

I was dying hearing that

It’s not only what he said but also the way he said it

Foreshadowed bowel movements are tight!

@@makarabaduk1754 They're actually quite loose lols!

The movie goes full Local 58.

IBS in a space suit would really suck

I read that as "Peek-a-boo moms are tight!" 😂😂😂

and a very helpful peek a boo moon it is.

he just wants to let you know

I can't beleive somebody actually got paid for this!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Most people don't understand what "professional" means. It means you are paid to do it, that makes it your profession. So, even if that screenwriter ONLY wrote this, and got paid to write it, he's a "professional screenwriter". Decades ago, an associate of mine paid me to accompany him because I was a far better fighter than him and anyone else he knew and I had the time. So, I can put on my resume my time as a professional: security guard, bodyguard, safety specialist, security specialist, security consultant, personal trainer, etc. I've also done these jobs via on-the-job training and did them competently so I was also a professional: cook, plumber, electrician, carpenter, roofer, tile/rug installer, painter, sider, home improvement specialist, cobbler (that's a shoe person), mason, mechanic, draper, gunsmith, locksmith, security specialist, computer scientist, machinist, forklift operator, welder, troubleshooter (former burglary skills applied via my shady days), forensic lab technician, accountant, bookie (don't ask), courier, colorist, efficiency expert, bricklayer (related to the mason one), baker, short-order chef/fry cook (related to cook), butcher, dishwasher, manager, tailor, jeweler, paperboy, legal aid, legal advisor, researcher (a wide variety of those), political scientist, recruiter, etc. My list isn't impressive. I'm old. Also, when people justify what they do as their profession... it doesn't carry the weight it used to. Professionals used to be the standard of who is an expert. Most who professionally did their thing were experts and they could boast about it. That hasn't been the case in over a generation now save for mere bragging rights. Think about everything you were ever paid to do and did it competently enough to be paid to do it, get paid at least once. Literally everything and anything you were paid to do... even once... and that makes you a professional practitioner of that activity. If you start writing those down, you will see you are a "professional" (insert paid job here) for many things. If your list is short, you are probably young and-or had a very stable life... no shame in that. I'm actually envious of you if you are either, especially if both... but I digress. I did do the f^ck-you a few times by boasting that I was a professional in some things to deflate people arguing against me more than a few times, I admit. I'm not proud of that but when I played that card it was to deflate someone stupid/ignorant enough to find that to be a valid point. The only trolls to rail against that were people who generally sat at home watching things and believed that to be a form of life experience. Believe it or not, those trolls are a growing per-capita number of people who are being seen as people actually experiencing life. Think about that for a bit and then be terrified of the future.

@@That80sGuy1972 interesting

Well you, my friend, must not have watched movies for the last 20 years lol

Many prayers for Ryan and Epic Voice Guy (Honest Trailers) during this difficult time. 😔🙏🏾

He didn't watch the movie. Most if not all of these are written by some joo writer's. Ryan's just some dee bag reading for an audience of dee bag's like yourself.

It was in fact super easy, barely an inconvenience! ...No? Okay.

@@samiraperi467 It's still not cool how he supports gRape and animal abuse.

“I’m a professional screenwriter,” wipes away a tear.

Oh yeah and my bonus favorite: unhinged conspiracy guy who's right actually. How can you not love the endearing personality of a paranoid asshole whose beliefs and motives stem entirely from unfalsiable, unscientific, wild speculations that were clearly developed around a personal agenda, but none of that matters because it turns out he's right accidentally! That means, by default, he's right on purpose too! So all his ideas are A-OKAY! He gets a ride on the redemption arc for free!

@@z-beeblebrox If there's ever a conspiracy theorist main character, everything they say and predict will be correct 100% of the time.

Tbf the space shuttles look dope.

This comment is both entertaining and educational

And IRL launches get scrubbed and delayed all the time for leaky valves and whatever little problems might be present. SLS has been building for a decade and is now rolling in and out of the VAB for ever so small check ups. But, yeah, lets take a Space Shuttle (which even in its best days was a ticking time bomb) out of a museum, slap a tank and boosters on it that some guy probably had lying around in his back yard, and just launch it. What could go wrong. Every piece in a museum is 100% functional.

Laughing till you pee is tight

Moonfall is what happens when the script for Fast and Furious 12 leaks ahead of schedule.

They couldn't go to the moon due to copyright concerns so they brought the moon to earth!

The 'most underrated comment' award definitely belongs here

The moon is no match for FAMIlY!

@@poppy87 Unless you're a step-dad, in which case you're a dead man walking or, er, riding I guess.

🤣🤣

blood

Along with Morbius

@@Breadfan00 absolutely. Morbius is a movie of all time without a doubt.

@@Breadfan00 yep. Moonfall is the second movie of all time

A cow? That makes sense.

It jumps the sharknado, so to speak.

Jellicle moons are tight! - hey, somebody had to say it

"Oh, a very jellicle moon!"

Now you can be a professional screenwriter too!

Good luck!

Just remember when anybody starts poking holes in your story to keep shouting " I'm a professional Screenwriter!"

Best of luck 🤞 😂

Writing movie scripts is super easy, barely an inconvenience.

I was honestly surprised he didn't come right out and say that the main character and the moon have IBS in common, what with the big dump the moon takes. The moon and this guy with IBS were meant to be together.

So the moon has his conscious inside now, that means, moon has IBS?

@@user-xx6vy9ri8p IBS is TIGHT!!

Chekhov's Rectum

Amen! lol

*moonvies

"I don't think those are operational...but they *might* be" was my fave by far!

Peekaboo moons are tight 😂😂😂

My fav "What kind of dump we're talking about? I want to know more about this dump"

I would have gone with Chekhov’s Butt.

Yeah, I'm sad that not enough people will understand "Chekov's bowel". It's simple but brilliant.

And Dory too

The Rugrats go to Paris.

And the Jedi return after the Empire striked back!

@EpicNinjaEJ Plus Spider-Man was for from Home.

And they saved Private Ryan

Sniper moons are also tight (from the PotC Pitch Meeting)-I’m just here to learn about lunar variants

That's Moonfall for ya.

And it's usually better.

You mean every pitch meeting?

Definitely

Hadn't even heard of this thing, but came for the pitch immediately.

Yes. For me it's Pitch meetings, Cinemasins and Honest trailers. Ryan is one of the top 3, at the very least. One love ❤️

And less pedantic than Cinemasins

I find it a great way to find out if the movie is good

So u dont actually watch movies

We are really living in a golden age of other people watching garbage so we don't have to!

Super easy, just get all the way off my back about that.

@@Soupy_loopy Oh, let me get off that thing then.

@@peteoconnor6388 Ooopse

Halle Barry and a sextant. That sounds like a typo in the script. It was supposed to be Hally Barry having sex in a tent.

SCIENCE!!!

Ryan just IBS’d over the entire profession. And boy, do they deserve it for the trash they colonically create

I mean there was that president that briefly floated the idea of using a nuke against a storm.....this doesn't seem too far out there to me.

You can feel how much it offends him that it got approved.

Definitely

"The moon is rising, gravity is going to go crazy!"

I thought I was the only one who picks up on that. He's really good with subtle sounds, like when he sobs/cries. Hahaha

I cracked up at that. It was one of the times where I did a quick rewind. This guy is so damn good at his comedic delivery.

The best part is…in the movie, NASA *did* already notice. The fact that the crazy IBS conspiracy theorist discovered it, too, was totally superfluous. Just like everything else in the script.

Gotta validate the fringe conspiracy theorist crowd, otherwise who would go see this dumpster fire of a movie?

Blame Jaws. It set the template for that whole trope. But I'd love someone to pitch right in and tell me an earlier movie when it happened...

@@dnannery Not only did NASA already know about it, but the conspiracy guy literally printed someone else's data, which he had nothing to do with. Unless I missed a detail (and if I did, oh well, I'm not watching this movie again), he had absolutely no role in discovering the moon's modified orbit.

Yeah, I can buy it if the thing a distant star. At least I could suspend disbelief for that but like..its the moon. Its right there. You don't need a super powerful NASA telescope to notice, you...you just angle your head up and hey, look at that, the moons moving

I loved it. 👍

It was so ridiculous that you have to wonder if they didn't set out to make a "it's so bad it's good" movie. Totally worth it.

And presidents

Wait... that was Emmerich? What the hell happenes to hjm?

😂 I learned this tidbit from the _Moon Fall_ Honest Trailer. Didn't know about the President's one, though. 🤣

@@averageant7173 Which movies?

The stepdad in 2012 wasn’t dead for 20 minutes before Amanda Peet was back eye fucking John Cusack

I can't breathe 😂😂

That part had me laughing my arse off. Amazing 😂

I don't get it

@@cipherxen2 A 'Chekhov's gun' is any element of a story that is insignificant when it is introduced but is important to the plot later.

I died lmao

RIP

Indeed, I immediately thought about making a GIF of it.

Ok

​@@mariovonlineok

Omg, yes!

I'm in a few online groups where many claim to be. Ryan is *SPOT* on. 🐲✨🐲✨🐲✨

He is ...kinda

I know man!

You should get a new chair, like the Waysus.

It sounds both defensive and bewildered, good voice work.

I get that reference

@@Kuldirongaze1 it's like the thing from the thing

I'm gonna need you to get ALLLL the way off their backs okay?

Wow, wow, wow wow

Also because the movie couldn't have happened.

Actually, the Producer IS usually the voice of reason in these sketches. He is asking, "So the guy is just going to do *insert crazy thing*?" and the Screenwriter tells him it's in the script, so there.

It tends to go back and forth.

@cigardoug and @buzzy bland, Yes it does go back and forth. I remember in the early days of the channel the Producer guy would be excited about making money suggest ridiculous ideas from out of place commercials, crossovers, sequels, merchandising and Screenwriter is the one who would be the voice of reason in such cases

@@ArmyWolves I guess there is a limit to insanity. Even if... MONEY.

@@CigarDoug LoL. But even when things get too crazy and ProducerGuy objects the ScreenwriterGuy usually wins him over by casually responding, "But this will make a ton of money," and ScreenwriterGuy excitedly replies, "Oh... making money is tight."

No. This killed the pilot.

And the passengers.

As effective as when the characters run in a straight line away from something rolling, crashing or falling in their direction instead of making a 90 degree turn and making tracks away from danger.

Yeah Yeah Yeah.

Between this pitch meeting and the Honest Trailer for it, we got spoiled this week!

Even the Northman or Ambulance feel like masterpieces compared to that mess 😂

Id rather go see the pitch meeting of this in theaters

It's not what you're after (ie it's actually pretty good and makes sense in a manic military space-opera scifi kind of way) but do yourself a favor and go read David Weber's 1991 novel Mutineers' Moon, and maybe the sequels if you dig the first one. Like the film, the moon is indeed a giant self-aware starship built by ancient humans, although every other aspect of the story is different and the stupidity level won't cause a brain aneurysm. Just don't get your hopes up for any characters with IBS.

@@richmcgee434 if not ibs, what about chronic heartburn

I'd like the first line in a pitch meeting to either be "We have a movie to kill brain cells and make people dumber" or "We have a movie where I need to launder some money to so and so" in order to make things make sense, because how can incompetence be this blatant on screen... stop with the dumbing down of things.

Popcorn flick! Explosions and CGI! Fun!

So true...

At least when Nolan has an interesting idea he develops it further by consulting experts. Roland is like if Michael Bay had a baby with the James Cameron and that offspring married an 8 ball of coke.

I hope you didn't pay money to see this

😂 well technically since I have the member ship for regal, I didnt specifically pay to go see this in the cinema. But I won’t deny physically being there . My better half and I love watching anything sci-fi..even if it’s awful. 😎

Haha same

I hear you sister 😂😂 I was hoping we'd get a pitch meeting out of this one. It was just so beyond ridiculous 🙈🙈

I've never seen it but now I want to because it seems delightfully crappy! ;-)

And the Moon tags in for the slam!

@@maxcloud753 lmfao XD

Watching Pitch Meetings about movies that bombed saves me money and time. This is ALWAYS super easy, barely an inconvenience! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

“You’re going to have a hard time understanding it from this short review, aren’t you?” Actually it’s going to be super easy! Barely an inconvenience. “Oh really?” Yeah! Ryan does an incredible job!

Seeing this comment in every "Pitch Meeting" comment section is tight! It's kind of like it's our own little shared universe.

I watched the Honest Trailer last night and the Pitch Meeting today Glad to know someone else watched the movie for me.

I never heard that this movie existed until this pitch meeting! But that might say more about me than the movie.

Ryan's editing skills are tight!

@@iwatchwithnoads7480 wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow... wow!

@@iwatchwithnoads7480 it's super easy, barely an inconvenience.

Tropical Thunder please!

Moondump is the sequel.

@@drinkxyz Moonleak: the third movie of the trilogy

@@Noname-xr4ql moonfall cinematic universe

It's a convenient atmosphere. What did you expect

Can’t leave the atmosphere up there without underwear

Well, actually, that makes sense. Think of the atmosphere as an ocean. The moon pulls it up and away from the earth as it passes by, just like it does with ocean tides, and then the air falls back down once the moon is no longer pulling it upward.

@@harrytabb328 it still doesn't make sense because the gravity of the moon doesn't increase because it edges closer. also, to actually have the effect described in the movie, the moons gravity would have to be bigger or at least up to par with earths gravity.

@@harrytabb328 The market research done before release sure expected more people like you.

That's because gravity waves, being gravity waves, are very heavy. It slows them down something terrible. I'm a professional screenwriter!

The sequel to that one can be Sunrise: Eclipse

😭😭😭😭😭

Sun vs Moon: there can be only one!

Oh,oh after that one. Let's so saturn, or continue the IBS joke with Uranus 😁

@@kittehgo call it "prolapse" because Uranus is falling

Yeah,I'm probably never gonna watch the movie,but this is like a 5th time I watch this pitch. And the line:-I'm a professional screenwriter! -Kills me every time.

@@thevrana the way he says it---

I watched this movie just so I could watch The Pitch Meeting XD

Thank you for that invaluable information and very interesting peek into your domestic life, Nicole Cain (born in 91).

@@JJ-ze6vb YT changed my username so I just changed it back. Apparently that's happened a lot lately, but thankfully they got my birth year wrong

Why should babies get all the crapping their pants talk?

@@BirdyJ0 why should we?

Literally what i just did. Now im reading your comment. 🤣

Well that and it was in theaters 3 months ago

@@jonathansauceda589 I never even heard of this. Seems like a fever dream

Moonfall sounded like a James Bond movie, which are so dumb I only watch the Pitch Meetings, but then I found out it was basically a remake of 2012 on steroids instead.

I keep suggesting the movie “Clifford” with Martin Short

Agreed. I'd like to see him take on some more of the classics too, and 80's horror/sci-fi.

Agreed! Costume time!

Yeah, I loved the Dumbo one.

I'd love to hear him use that 1930s movie dialect.

some people got hurt in the feelings for a little bit.

it's like Majora's mask lol

It did not "literally" touch the mountains.

@@scorpiusbalthazar4327 bro

@@IIISentorIII You mean like emotional damage?

Oh, really?

Most realistic part of the movie tbh

Sounds like normal nasa budget…. “Should we work on a way to deflect asteroids??” “No!!! Send guns to terrorists!!!!”

@@ryanhamstra49 Nasa sends guns to terrorists? :D

But we have the budget to make a movie about saving the world!

@@shorewall they've never said that they didn't!

Agreed 😂

That's what she said...

My wife does it for us.

My girlfriend does

My imaginary friend does

Lol, I see it coming and still crack up anyways. He’s says it with such swag 😂

Oh, really?

Hang in there friend. I'm in the same boat and trying to do everything to forget the pain.

Me too, pal. Hang in there. For days I am so anxious like I was right before a surgery or something.

There's incredible value in things that can lighten that weight even for just a few seconds. Pitch Meetings have done the same for me in the past. The World's Worst Weighted Blanket will slip off eventually, just keep walking till it does.

In the same boat and on meds since almost an year. Hang in there! It does get better!

Dont worry, man. You'll make it though. There will be some harder times before it gets better