I've been following your channel for like three years and you are starting to do the same stuff over and over again but I'm going to still watch it because it's awesome
This video was EGGcelent Well that joke was quite EGGceptional I guess that was EGGpected Well now I'm a SHELL of my former self Shouldn't have CRACKED and jokes But then I'd be CHICKEN Guess now I'm IN HOT WATER Life's not SUNNY SIDE UP anymore I feel POACHED These are EGGtraordinarily bad Nice EGGpression you have right now Wow I'm EGGsausted I can't EGGsplain why but These jokes CRACK me up I'm not EGGsaggerating I'm EGGactly right You're probably bEGGing me to stop These are EGGcruciating Thats all YOLKS I should probably EGGscape Wheres the EGGxit May be on EGGstasy right now But I just got LAID But gotta SCRAMBLE Well this EGGcelated It sure BEATS me how But I'm not quite terrorFRIED I have to EGGspress myself Think about otherstuff, like EGGplants But I wish you a happy FRIEDay
"Starting to float... like dead fish." Those words combined with your accent made you a total Arnold Schwarzenegger. (And yes, I Googled how to spell his last name.)