7 Joke Weapons That Were Surprisingly Effective 

Oshry and szymanski knew what they were doing.

My kinda people

Someone asked where the save files were stored and the dev said in the balls

@@Ouryuu-Zenokun nice

imagine that being an item in super smash bros!

I dont think its op and it isnt really a joke weapon it's an actual thing to use and helpful

You can't take flags while using it.

‘The Jumper Launcher’

Rocket Jumper.

One unknown TF2 fact is that it used to look like the regular rocket launcher, so people would use to troll medic mains who fought that they brought a stock RL into battle.

It builds up your own toxicity as a trade-off, but once you're Toxic from the dung pies, you're immune to the worse effects of Toxic.

Cheers - Was looking for this. Given how OP it is I'm amazed they didn't mention it.

Cornholio it’s so op you can only fire it once a day and it only works in open area

Better off emptying an AMR than bothering with that thing, even in the Junction Deathclaw nest.

It's still "Surprisingly Effective" at obliterating anything or anyone that's bothering you in-game... For what you initially believed was just a cheap toy gun lol.

The actual toygun you find when Rex takes you to a well. THAT's the epitome of ninjitsu. Stealth crit 1shot humanoid enemies with a BB.

To be fair, 3ft is a distance, lol. Reminds me of that Simpsons episode... Lady: "All our newspapers are made from a percent of recycled paper!" Lisa: "What percent is that?" Lady: "Zero." Lisa: ... Lady: "Zero is a percent!"

GODZILLA IS APPROACHING THE GENERATOR, THE GENERATOR IS LOSING POWER!😂

or saying the money bundle is good on the lowest difficulty lmao

Mind CONTROL

Never used that crap. Never had problems with stealth in MGSV.

Use the restoration potion glitch and you can make it crazy effective.

I love powering up wooden swords, then super enchanting them with the max amount of fear enchantment, and then giving them to my adopted kids. Anybody who picks a fight with my kids is either getting wreckt or running away. Either way, kid stays safe.

The shield bashing was awesome lol

Knife and fork to the same effect

Ah. Well now it just kinda sucks. There are so many better melees

A fish, a toy tank, a cricket ball, muffins... I mean, I'm beginning to think 47 is just trying to see if something *isn't* deadly in his hands...

And don't forget the briefcase!!

Or that most embarrassing of blades to be disemboweled by, the circumcision knife.

@@Agamemnon2 awwwwww it hurts to think about it i guess

Don't give it to him yet - wrap it up for Fishmas...

Illusion 100

@a kid in africa that lives in a pit goes to show they don't know the game fully

Mr. Shellmen I swear doesn't matter how good a top list channel is everyone will go at them for something like "Didn't show the right clip - they know nothing about the game"

Stryfe72 That's not at all what this was, just poking fun at something I found silly. Calm down my guy.

Poyank Didn't mean you, meant the other dude if he was serious(Shell btw)

Dragon age truly is a gem.

Wait someone please tell me where the spoon is. Ive had the game for 4 years and never got it I-

The ham was a reference to Jade Empire where during a fight in a tea house you can beat people with a pair of holiday hams

*heath ledger joker wants to know your location*

@@robertcrawshaw9978 Yeah, Joker pulled of a magic trick with it. By making it dissappear. (By slamming a guys head through it)

Its a good wapon u get i got all the dlcs its asome

Should have been a John Wick pack melee weapon in Payday 2.

Morty's favorite weapon is a spoon. He killed one of the cat people with a spoon.🥄

THE WABBAJACK!!!

Free cheese is always effective

*Turns a bandit into a bear* OH YEAH, THIS IS WAY BETTER!!!

I would say it was 100% surprising, 75% effective, 50% of the time !

*Spawns a hostile daedra* THIS IS FINE!

They did that in the unlocks that were totally worth it

'pew, pew, pew'

I thought it was a foam finger

@@jopestv1063 yes it's a foam finger hand cannon

Pew pew pew!

considering the man on fire is Volgin from MGS 3, i guess he's burning in more ways than one

I got not liked this so it wasn’t 123

I’m sorry I just had too

At about 9:11 in the video the armored cop shoots himself in the face

Probably less painful than what the player would have done.

On normal difficulty you can look at the cops and they drop dead lol

I NEED BACKUP **oofs**

@@Brandon25043 Yeah, Hell, I managed to beat Jeweley Store solo on normal using a squirt gun*. *I downloaded a mod that gives you what's basically the Chimano 88, but it has unlimited ammo and only does 3 damage per shot.

John Thompson that thing destroyed cars with one hit

Or the dubstep gun from 4 or the mib reference with the small gun

Have they

John Thompson I remember finding in 4 in the caver after not thinking it was in the game and I thought I was basically god

Isn’t everything a joke in that game

I just stab people with pencils

Rick?

SpeedTuberTM there is no pencil in payday 2...

Stephano Kang “The Pen”

I only convert 2 people every mission and then look at all the things they do

spider pig the doom cleaner

*WHEEZE*

Master Cheif has joined the chat.

Thank you this is is the most comments and likes i will ever get probably

The PuesdoCaleb is now the most feared because cleaning tool kills them

Ba dum tsss

"meeerow" "GRU operatives!"

@tiki taka ph don't try to ruin my joke with facts 😂

@tiki taka ph I think it depends. I think if you say the joke is wrong, it can become unfunny to some people. Depends on the joke as well. But who knows

@tiki taka ph aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh

Funniest thing on earth is to have a lobby of 4 gunzerkers, get 4 banes, dupe, now have 8 banes. Equip bane in 1 and 2 slot of all 4 gunzerkers, gunzerker simultaneously... 4 Sal's firing 8 banes all at once... The most glorious sound on earth... Its crashed the game probably 1 out of 4 times we've done it. But God is it worth it. We used to do Banoplite runs where we'd gear up with 4 gunzerkers, 2 banes each, and a hoplite shield on each character. Since hoplite gives you MASSIVE shield capacity at the cost of huge health reduction, and a speed reduction, it's already funny, but then throw in the fact that the hoplites effects are magnified for each one in a party... When you're running 4 of them, plus bane, (and we'd throw in the more multi-player centric class mods that massively boosted stats for everyone in the party) you're the slowest moving, most annoying sounding, but tankiest group of gunzerkers ever. Imagine money shot+inconceivable proccing on 8 banes at the same time... Just shred a quadrillion health having raid boss. It's too bad this was back in the pre twitch days. We did a lot of different oddly themed runs on that game using bizzare loadouts, certain weapons only, certain character/character combinations only.. Some were pretty damn entertaining. I'd bet at least 10 people would have watched. Lol.

Oh no Jane is a warlock of The Ghost in the Machine

If the editor did forget her name card then they are likely dead in which case RIP

Jane needs no namecard, for Jane is recognized by all, even those who have never laid eyes on her.

Knowing Jane, she and the demon were playing a friendly game of cards for the demon's life essence and the demon managed to win, somehow. Perhaps she isn't quite through toying with him yet.

@@zaodedong9935 are you saying she is such a plain Jane that it's plainly obvious that she is Jane

That is not effective at all

Yeah ya jerk

It's not good though, only if you enchant it with paralysis 393901020 or whatever

@@augustusdavis958 If you use the restoration potion glitch it is.

What was really cool about the Groovitron was that all the different enemies had different dance routines, including all the bosses! Bravo insomniac for attention to detail.

Featuring Mike to boot! 😁

You can knock out electronics with it aswell. It's is also the only way to put out fire lights at outposts

The famous swordsman Miyamoto Musashi used an oar as his sword in one of his most famous fights.

It's Dusk Dude. Can't be Dusk Guy because Doom Guy already has the title of Guy.

@@somethingelse9087 also alliteration is far more pleasing

You're all washed up, pal

@Order & Chaos he is referred to as dusk dude by the creators so that's his name.

Purge The unclean!!! That love craftian horror maybe Nurgle

Ah. A man of culture. That game was honestly perfect imo

There's also the cypress stick from castle ruins, one shots giants after setting up max crits with chips

Tfw you bought the game 2 years ago on a sale and still haven't played it

@@KhorneMarine you have to, mate. It's easily one of the best games I've ever played. First game to ever make me cry

Aye, I agree with all the above, best game to exemplify art imo. Does things with the medium of video games I've never seen before on top of the amazing music and great gameplay.

Or in SR3 and SR4

@@TransDragonBear Those were bats; the one in GTA:SA was a gun.

@@friedmouse It's in San Andreas. Also, it's not a gun, it's a date gift that can also be used as a melee weapon.

Or Most Saints Row games.

@@johnnyhellstrom7121 Can you really give it on a date as a gift or you're using that as a euphemism?

I wholeheartedly agree. That thing makes the rocket launcher seem weak by comparison.

Weaponizing the Thirst Zapper was the best part of NukaWorld. Alas, it's still got nothing on the horrifying incarnation of the apocalypse that is the Instigating Gauss Rifle. I did the math once, and with the right perks you can do 50K+ damage in a single shot.

get the 2 shot one lol..

@@saulalessio2251 2-shot is actually worse for single-shot high-damage weapons because it's only additive, not multiplicative. For low-damage high-ROF, two-shot works much better.

Water you going to use it for? The answer is a truly shocking revelation

Actually a stack of bills make an effective blackjack

Add bleeding damage

Jk-47

OMG YESSSS HAHAHAH

AKEY 47, WOODEN BEAM, MAKESHIFT CANNON

Silencer. Casey. THE AK47 MADE OF BALOONS. that one cheese gun. the bullet. (a gun that is a bullet that shoots guns that shoot bullets

My personal favorite is the micro transaction gun

Here's is a fun fact. It was actually not uncommon for samurai and other sword wielding users in japan to use a bokken(wooden sword) as a wooden sword could break bones and was much cheaper and lighter to make compared to a steel sword.

Mind sharing the titles?

@@kitsuneursavision1671 Not to mention a skilled user could break a katana with a bokken. Then you'd be royally screwed.

Will just say this. Musashi.

@@lucasmillerthelewderofloli9327 The katana would have to be incredibly poorly made to be broken by a bokken. Even a skilled samurai would have difficult doing that. Musashi did shape an oar paddle into a bokken and beat the fire out of a samurai that challenged him and won while that samurai had a katana, but I don't think he actually broke that samurai's blade. Most records of that happening were blade to blade and the higher quality blade won, or when samurai fought Mongols that use axes and maces, which either dulled, or shattered katanas.

And now the unturned April fools dlc weapons

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God dang it my name missed it up

Musashi killed Kojiro with a bokken that legend says he had carved from an oar used on the boat that carried him to the island.

@@retroanim You sure you don't have that a bit backwards?

I only have the Yoshikawa novel to go by but yeah, Musashi Was purposefully late for the fight and used his boat's oar as a boken. He figured, apparently during the boat trip, the oar would give him more reach against Ganryu.

Ohh "Boat Oar" I heard something like "botoar" and spent 15 minutes googling to figure out what the hell a botoar was.

Don’t tell me the katana or buzzer is a joke

The cards.

The mother forker from the bbq weapons dlc

True

Wood.... ha...

Time for terrible puns

Ok,no one laughed,we will take your joke license

Oar you happy with yourself?

I thought the wooden sword might be a reference to Gintama.

It’s hard for me to play the game properly when I’m using that thing. Not because of its handicaps, but because I can’t breathe.

It's even more hilarious when you kill Jack with it.

The gun falls under awesome but impractical. You can only do it outside, once per day, and it has quite a buildup before it actually fires, during which time your opponent has likely moved and/or been alerted to your presence.

Mike's Stealth stat is so far in the negative he turns hidden enemies like ninjas into circus clowns by proximity....before exploding them.

Or if your Jane. You;d tell your unnecessary bodyguards to stand down.

Nothing beats killing necromorphs by the sound of "Pew pew!" and watch them blow away

yeah but the agony of three saves throughout a long story can become a lot of lost progress really fast

The foam finger has already been featured in an oxbox list

@@BFedie518 What was that list? Because this list is for absurdly powerful joke weapons, and the Hand Cannon and Devil Horns are joke weapons that are absurdly powerful and were not featured in this video.

@@Blacklight.2025 7 best unlockable bonuses that were worth all the hassle. It's the first entry.

my wife literally had a dream about a similar topic MONTHS ago! SO WIERD! it was monsters, not demons, and .... shampoo? i think. but still, strikingly similar...

I mean, honestly, even if that wasn't the intention, it's still funny as all hell and I love the attitude they gave critics.

@@l33tsamurai That's the plot of the movie "Evolution" starring David Duchovny. Big scary monsters invulnerable to everything... except dandruff shampoo. (It's a rather silly movie.)

Cleanliness is godliness me uncle pat would sing He died a slippin ‘pon a bar of Irish spring

No it’s cleansing the soul

His name is mr toots you uncultured swine. Also came hee to mention him.

@Stizama It was already mentioned in one or more lists.

MISTER TOOTS YAAASSS

I'm more surprised Andy didn't want historical reasons in the comments, history is his whole deal!

well, I think the best explanation comes from the webcomic "hark! a vagrant" (comic №40) so rather than explain it myself I'll just send people there

Morton Tooley pls gib link

Mushashi Miyamoto's last duel, at least least according to legend, was with a large wooden sword or bokken, fashioned from a boat oar. He allegedly used it to defeat Kojiro Sasaki, a master of the Japanese longsword, or nodachi - by using its length to negate his reach advantage. Modern researchers note that the whole story might have been made up to cover Sasaki's political assassination, and it may have been less "epic boat-oar vs sword fight" and more "sneaky island murder followed by well-timed boat escape," which is actually still a pretty badass story in its own right, albeit in a different genre.

@@13DeathWolf You need two things for a duel! Dudes! Swords! Two things!

Really? I thought he was wet

For comedy reasons

wait isnt the kunai is the one that inflicts poison

Lol I enjoyed the weapons that got better with each kill it was crazy hitting for 20000 each swing

I used the wabbajack. It turned my enemy into a dragon then I used the command dragon shout and had it fly me away

matsujonen well played!!!

@@matsujonen Mission failed successfully

Mr. Toots :)

Armageddon

It wasn't powerful at all. It's one good quality was that it had 5 augment slots. Giving it a bunch of sharpening augments would make it decent but not the best or a better way to use it was giving it a bunch of mana augments so you could just go nuts as a magic user.

You HAD to find ALL the clues first if you wanted the strong version. It is possible to find it before you finish following all the clues, but if you did, you got the trash version.

@@WhitcherJames No the "strong" version you're speaking of does mediocre damage. Before you get the clues it does no damage. The augments however are still the only redeeming quality.

...unless you "really like a challenge".

@@mahziel For casters no other weapon stats could come close to the value of those sweet, sweet augment slots.

I would honestly say thee are a lot of weapons in Gungeon that deserve a spot on the list. Super Soaker? Banana? BeEs?? Just a fricking plank of wood?

a shothgun shell that shoots shotguns

Blasphemy is probably high up there, even though it's less of a joke...

I love your profile picture, Totally Not My Alt Account.

All of that damage goes straight to his hips

There's children on Pandora who can't afford ammo, you know?

Hahah yeah, you can one shot bosses

Also it's cousin from the Pre-Sequel, the Boganella. A powerful shotgun, if you can suffer it trash-talking absolutely everything

@Lord of Warhammer a mission on overlook, I think, i recommend watching a video on how to do it

What about the bane weapon

RinBinIsHere Those weapons aren’t from Enter the Gungeon

RAEven I know that, I was just giving the example there are just so many of the joke guns. Let’s not make this a reply argument

RinBinIsHere Don’t worry I’m just being a smartass

What about the bullet that shoots guns?

What about the T-shirt launchers? ( yes there's specifically 2 of them. They synergize )

Pokemon are friends!

@@PhantomArceus Tell that to Ghetsis.

How is that crap carp effective in anyway

@@Kpimpmaster should I wooosh this man,guys?

@@adamtaurus7840 DO IT

I Part Seychelles

they arent joke weapons

Loved the sword, loved the game.

I was looking in the comments to find this one. And Tifa got janitor gloves, and Cloud got... a bat with a nail in it. That may not be a sword, Cloud, but it would not be hilarious to be hit by.

Same for Ezio's games in Assassin Creeds.

Lmao

All the joke weapons in FF7 were good! I'm rather fond of giving Yuffie a superball. Also, Zack uses a beach umbrella in Crisis Core (perhaps as an homage to Aerith's parasol weapon) that does the same damage as the buster sword.

What about the entirety of Cait Siths weapons which are literally instruments.

Yoyos were once used as actual weapons before they became toys, so they aren't a joke.

​@@lucasmillerthelewderofloli9327 wait, seriously? mr. lucas "i'm writing this from a jail cell" muller.

@@unculturedswine5583 Yes, seriously. And I'm Lucas "No, because not everybody is stupid enough to equate a picture with actual crime and it's not illegal here either" Miller.

​@@lucasmillerthelewderofloli9327 touché, but, do you really believe that, from the very bottom of your heart? to be honest all i can imagine hearing now is, (door slams open) " put your hands up criminal! " " wait what are you bringing out?! put it down immediately ! " "i told you to put it down ! wait,what are you?, aaaaahh !!! " (horrific screeching , the mans gets shredded from the inside out, an unsightly corpse flops to the floor) ( now with various bits of organs stuck to it, your yoyo zooms back to your hand) "i'm sorry officer, but i assumed my lolicutioner is a hundred percent legal in this area" "and kid, the name's lucas-miller middle name - 'funny, but that was just my opinion on what your middle name could've been, also i only guessed you also did something else illegal, and from this extremely accurate transcript, you're definitely a high profile arms dealer, how incredibly fitting' "

@@unculturedswine5583 Absolutely. I have no qualms about doing anything that's looked down by society at large just because it might seem "questionable." I don't go around telling people what they might, or might not masturbate to either. I expect similar couresy in return. Additionally, just because something is generally seen as weird or creepy means literally nothing to me. You're not morally superior to me. You have no right to admonish me for anything I do.

Cactus with all synergies that affect it is a godlike weapon.

Casey.....just Casey.

@@Sir_Steven yes

Or Sling, which is amazing against bosses.

I still maintain that the Shell(shoots shotguns) is killing with its noise instead of the projectiles.

Lol