7 LAZY WAYS TO MAKE INSTANT NOODLES - budget living

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Комментарии : 6 тыс.

@fujiwaramisaki5244 7 лет назад

1.OPEN PACKAGINGGG 2.EAT NOODLE BLOCKKK 3.DRINK BOILING WATERRRR 4.SNORT SEASONING POWDERRRR

@Cheesemongle 7 лет назад

fucking metal as FUCK, dude

@majorblitz3846 7 лет назад

Fujiwara Misaki Eyy, Fella with Satori Komeji Profile pic.. ..That's a very good method, But i Prefer Smash the noodles, Mix it with seasoning, Use a spoon to take them up and cook it in hot water :D

@williambaltman8514 7 лет назад

Fujiwara Misaki nice i will try that thanks

@bassemb 7 лет назад

5. HEADBANG A FEW TIMES TO MIX EVERYTHING

@jakeb.3497 7 лет назад

i thought i was the only one who doea this

@edfreak9001 4 года назад

"Honorable Mentions" I mean i can't imagine there's that many more ways to make instant noodles (pulls out toaster) *FEAR*

@Sneha-ij8rt 4 года назад

There is also another way ....*have no water*...no problem...take the noodles and burn it slightly over a campfire like how you do with marshmallows....now your noodles isn't raw and it's somewhat healthy to eat

@Sneha-ij8rt 4 года назад

Oh yeah it's also beneficial if you dont have a pan

@xandercreates6766 4 года назад

This comment made me laugh

@ndyoyo1905 4 года назад

666 likes

@admiralicywolffeyt1465 4 года назад

You can probably deep fry them too

@TaterCrusader935 4 года назад

1: open package 2: throw away noodle block 3: add seasoning packet to hot water 4: enjoying while contemplating what your doing with your life

@TaterCrusader935 4 года назад

@Dougthepugz4evr yes!!!

@curtgavin7845 3 года назад

This brought me genuine pain

@theplayer12312 3 года назад

2: eat the noodle block

@anglepsycho 3 года назад

Shit, it's beef or chicken or pork soup for weak ass degenerates who can't handle noodles!!!

@sussyamogusman2248 3 года назад

Soup

@cronchobar 4 года назад

Coffe that tastes like noodles doesnt sound as bad as spicy coffee my dad accidently made from using the same pot he made chilli and washed it without soap

@TearDaTaco 3 года назад

@ravenouself4181 3 года назад

Try a salty coffee, something my aunt did by accident when she mixed-up the salt and sugar.

@xzy7196 3 года назад

@@ravenouself4181 same my mother also did it

@hop-skip-ouch8798 2 года назад

Southern India has version of coffee with spices. Maybe you can look into that.

@ZacklFair Год назад

It is actually good to add a super small amount of salt into the coffeepowder. Will reduce the bitter taste.

@neetboi9807 4 года назад

i have tried this: 1. crush the noodles inside the packet 2. throw in the powder 3. shake well 4. E A T

@starskream66 4 года назад

I see there a russian men of culture

@gasmaskedcitizen 4 года назад

O bĺyat, is this a russian school boi?!

@syk9043 4 года назад

i have donne this so meni time ohh boi

@etwl1798 4 года назад

Do you mean mamee monster

@AweSumBoy 4 года назад

I do this and call it a "Hunger Buster"

@mrflipflop1321 4 года назад

the caveman deluxe: *literally eats the unopened package*

@JohnDoeSmokem 4 года назад

ooga booga

@trollerpilotxiv3079 4 года назад

Yabba dabba do

@justacavemanwithinternetac717 4 года назад

Approved

@ynog0978 4 года назад

Extra calories

@deanwalsh9360 4 года назад

Caveman ++ just eat package

@kingKabali 3 года назад

I've heard University boys cooking noodles with clothes iron.

@toastwell6488 3 года назад

Jesus... that’s dangerous!

@compass_bat 3 года назад

yum

@comradeapplejack2633 3 года назад

@@toastwell6488 it is not dangerous it is sign of true Slav.

@anglepsycho 3 года назад

I would be surprised but knowing people in general, sounds about right.

@YandiBanyu 3 года назад

Hahahaha, I do that for anything. Not just noodle. The problem is my room doesn't have a kitchen and using electric stove is too much load the MCB just trips. So I use whatever heating element I have that doesn't trip the MCB.

@babymetalenjoyer 4 года назад

"and put appropriate sign on top" The sign: *is poison*

@zedthecrimsonemperor 3 года назад

It's a good tactic that's why he does it blyat!

@MonaFromAnotherPlanet 3 года назад

He's not wrong. It is poison.

@loris5271 3 года назад

@@MonaFromAnotherPlanet yes

@boot_epik 4 года назад

Literally 80% of these methods have a risk of summoning a demon

@Connor.214 4 года назад

"Why is my furniture floating?"

@eira6844 4 года назад

There is a weird circle ritual sign in my pan

@ismata3274 4 года назад

Lord salmonella being the first. Those are the signs of his most deadly power, dehydration.

@extrility7086 4 года назад

Yes and it was my mom

@ConfusedBear 4 года назад

That's the true Slav way!

@dougdimmadomeownerofthedim1141 4 года назад

"is poisoned" rasputin: delicious finally some good fucking food

@SigmundOrthodoxy 3 года назад

Lol

@native2020 3 года назад

Doug Dimmadome!? owner of the Dimsdale Dimmadome?!

@shantanurajsingh2206 3 года назад

That was dark

@Username-u5e 2 года назад

Boney.M

@microwavedbananapeels 3 года назад

"Debil" in Spanish means "Weak" Debil in russian means "Moron" I'm pretty sure it's normal Edit: Scrap everything, Debil is Debil.

@dewannabe8845 3 года назад

It doesn’t mean moron, it means dumbass

@100GTAGUY 3 года назад

@@dewannabe8845 тупица

@carborizado 3 года назад

Debil in brazil means someone with dementia

@AmraithNR 3 года назад

@@carborizado Makes sense. In polish debil comes from debilizm, which was used for mental disabilities

@Arthur-fz5xw 3 года назад

In slavic Countries,it means Dumbass

@mergat2970 3 года назад

3:45 I always thought this was the standard way of preparing ramen noodles...

@izek402 3 года назад

Demon

@zenin7219 3 года назад

I do it too

@boldandbrash6170 3 года назад

Same, i never heard of making them by covering them

@zhapok 3 года назад

it is not a RAMEN noodle tho... and in post-Soviet countries, it is written on the packages of instant noodles that you must cook by covering them with smth

@Jeansowaty 3 года назад

Honestly that's my favorite method of doin them. Greetings from Poland, blyat.

@betoexpress1385 5 лет назад

Diet method: Open package Throw away noodle Throw away flavour packets Eat packaging

@gchowder 4 года назад

@alexalder1028 4 года назад

And that's the healthiest way

@ra_alf9467 4 года назад

And you will get a perfect body in a few days 😂

@yaboipatrick 4 года назад

Of course frt, I enjoy this recipe every single time

@nemesisgamingandmore3588 4 года назад

Thats the turtle method

@The_Yxel 6 лет назад

Main cooking rule of Boris: If you see flame coming from pot you have gone too far. Start over.

@snorkgp-5949 5 лет назад

And *always* celebrate that you didn't burn your house down

@lordofshades9497 5 лет назад

товарищ Димитрий brother

@nicolapalmieri7344 5 лет назад

I do noodles in the Italian way. It's like the pot way only you boil the water Before inserting the noodles

@LiewLmao 5 лет назад

I ΛM DΣΛD so

@crackermix7793 5 лет назад

That must-ard be Felix ketchup. I know. No, I am not a western spy.

@dova9836 3 года назад

"What is this? A western spy camera in my food???" I died

@brianherlihy1624 4 года назад

"How to survive college in 7 CRAZY ways!"

@englishatheart 3 года назад

How to survive if you're poor.

@stillgeneric6270 3 года назад

How to commit suicide with noodles

@rbxless 3 года назад

You WILL be SHOCKED!

@courtneycasey823 4 месяца назад

234 LIKE @@rbxless

@APOKALAKAZIBOIZ 9 дней назад

Only Boris who would do crazy shits with food

@suspenceful7426 7 лет назад

Boris you forget the washing machine method

@hebert3863 7 лет назад

!!!!!!! hahahaha

@personator 7 лет назад

Suspenceful IT IS CAULDRON YOU IDIOT.

@jack8946 7 лет назад

That only works if you bring Satan

@personator 7 лет назад

Numi Nex Is triggered

@bigfish821 7 лет назад

Suspenceful thats only for ramen eating contests with the devil

@soulassassin0g 5 лет назад

1:56 "Some people eat this 7 times a day." Me: **laughs nervously**

@xAkito 5 лет назад

Lmao same

@chord8003 5 лет назад

wHaTeVeR BrO how are you alive?

@geraldinefranco4673 5 лет назад

@@chord8003 I once did that too, then later on I was hospitalized with kidney stones

@buuuub1104 5 лет назад

@@geraldinefranco4673 seriously?

@geraldinefranco4673 5 лет назад

@@buuuub1104 yeah that was back when I was studying away from home and had to live alone in an apartment. I have more than enough money but I often use it on useless stuff so I often eat instant noodles for a month or two before I got UTI then I held back a bit but still ate some then when I knew it I got kidney stones

@lilosurmer4466 4 года назад

4:51 "What is this, a western spy camera?" I died 😂 😂

@sneezeyfreez352 4 года назад

This is what my life has come to...watching a ruasian guy making instat noodles for 8 minutes straight (No offence to boris im a huge fan and no regrets watching dis)

@HaNZ_UCF 2 года назад

Lol he's Estonian

@PlutosSpaces 4 года назад

Probably healthier way Open package Throw out noodles Throw out packet Throw out package Eat bowl Eat spoon/fork Explode (recommended but optional)

@CORVIDZZ_ 4 года назад

The true way to eat n o o d l e

@jeffreywinkelman8671 4 года назад

eat S P O R K

@anileaf7267 4 года назад

Just eat the seasoning.

@xristopanagia2693 4 года назад

Your humor is weird and I love it

@dratinibrah 4 года назад

@@anileaf7267 lol sonetimes I eat the seasoning when the noodles cook

@ebinnisti1769 6 лет назад

1. Hammer the noodle block into powder 2. Add some water 3. Put in the oven Noodle cake

@the_miro8303 5 лет назад

Aw hell nah

@mariocraft3067 5 лет назад

First you use sickle on noodles, THEN hammer.

@entity8536 5 лет назад

why did i try to click noodle cake

@benjfrog99 5 лет назад

Raman halva

@theonedood6345 5 лет назад

i would actually try that.

@MadamFoogie 3 года назад

I don't cook instant ramen very often. But when I do, I go for the pot method. This allows for extra ingredients. Personally, I like to throw in a whole can of mushrooms, water included for flavor. If you have some leftover meat lying around, that works nicely. Also, you can substitute the packet with whatever powdered gravy goes along with your meat, or even a small bullion cube if you don't want it so thick. Using actual broth is a power move, but if you have enough money to afford that, you shouldn't be eating ramen.

@shadyfsmusics 9 месяцев назад

I mean, you can totally make some discount noodle soup using instant ramen with whatever scraps of uncooked chicken you have left! Just be sure to season it first

@zyriantel9601 2 месяца назад

@@shadyfsmusics Also make sure it hasn’t gone bad yet. If the chicken smells like death incarnate, congrats, you’ve officially made something objectively less healthy than instant ramen.

@hyperlanceitex6149 4 года назад

You know I find it interesting how he mentions that some people have never heard of making noodles in a pot. In America that's the exact directions they print on the packaging

@Archangel486 7 лет назад

When I was in University, we were not allowed to have hot plates or coffee makers in our dorms, but we WERE allowed to have an iron for our clothes. So, I'd put a towel in the sink, put the iron upside down in the middle of the towel (which holds it in place), place the pot on top of it, and crank the iron to maximum temperature.

@wolftaffy2162 7 лет назад

Wait they banned hot plates and coffee machines? Did they also ban toasters as well?

@akshooter7746 6 лет назад

That's probably how to burn down the whole University

@Hyonyx 6 лет назад

PookAcrylic damn ur life surley sucked

@manojpatra2840 2 года назад

i rather live in north korea

@soulassassin0g 5 лет назад

Best way to eat Instant regret: -Cook noodles. -Add seasoning. -Drain. -Add cut up hotdogs and ketchup. -Enjoy your prison spaghetti.

@pandoratheclay 5 лет назад

Thumbnail:instant regret Me:what could go wrong

@austinbutcher8106 5 лет назад

You 4got the can of wolf brand chilli

@shinanodafloof4491 5 лет назад

CAPTALIST FOOOOOD

@RickSigma 5 лет назад

1. Eat raw block of noodles 2. Drink boiling water 3. Snort flavor powder

@soulassassin0g 5 лет назад

@@RickSigma yeah, I already saw like 20 top comments that have that exact same method. Copy and paste much? Be original, don't steal other people's work. Become a leader, not a follower.

@lesterdesalvo7098 2 года назад

You should try the ramen burrito. 1. Open one end of the ramen package, take out the seasoning. 2. Crush the noodles into little pieces. 3. Add the seasoning back and hot water, 2-3 tablespoons is enough. 4. Stir it around with a fork and press the water out. 5. Make the mixture tight and not loose. 6. Put a weight on top of it for about 5-8 minutes You'll get a ramen burrito that is flavored but not overly pungent or salty. And it holds it's shape and you can pick it up and eat it on the go.

@nigredoooalgown6245 2 месяца назад

Or you throw away that heart attack packet and mix in cheese and flavored chips, then you have good burrito without it being a salt bomb.

@secretone1559 Год назад

😂 I’ve never heard someone call ramen noodles “artificial food”.

@secretone1559 Год назад

What the freak…lmao eww putting making blender ready noodles😂…it was so mushy😂😂.

@generalsquirrel9548 Год назад

Probably bcs they so cheap its arguable how much of it is actual food. Also boris said in another video that you have to check packaging if its made of flower, so i think that says enough dont you think?

@Ignisan_66 Год назад

Because it is artificial junk food. Absolute garbage.

@melissalin1274 Год назад

instant noodles were invented after ww2, japan had food shortages, america felt bad for nuking so they gave wheat and said "sorry for dah nukes, you can hav wheat to make bred" so this guy "we dont even eat bread"so he made the idea, and so the idea was make noodle block thats easily reheatable. and instant noodles and cup noodles were born. now a phew billion units are sold a year

@bamers404 11 месяцев назад

Me too, but I cant agree more, so truth 😂

@zeta138 5 лет назад

Me an italian: *see ketchup* *my heart stop* Me again: noodles aren't real pasta you can use ketchup on them *my heart start again

@cesare4214 4 года назад

@@Aeternum_Gaming thats not what he means you idiot, he said this because pasta is the most common italian dish, who cares where they come from

@honeytea5626 4 года назад

@h3lix86 chill my dude

@xxanaxx2783 4 года назад

If it’s noodles pasta no difference for me I eat them whit any sauce 👍

@zun1111 4 года назад

@@Aeternum_Gaming *204 ad*

@MaxPlayerIta 4 года назад

@@Aeternum_Gaming you donk, Italian Pasta is not like Chinese noodles

@theonlineitalian213soldacc6 5 лет назад

"Eating noodles on a regular basis is as healthy as sunbathing in chenrobyl." Me: **Chuckles** I'm in danger.

@Triadii 4 года назад

Yeah imma try stopping

@cyrexi3378 4 года назад

@@Triadii He meaned eating them daily as major meals is not healthy, as they are not really that rich in stuff that your body needs.

@cheesers9314 4 года назад

well if normal noodles are as healthy as subbathing in chernobyl then might as go sunbathing

@nuunoali8173 2 года назад

@@cheesers9314 chernobyl is a nuclear radioactive powerplant

@cheesers9314 2 года назад

@@nuunoali8173 that was from 1 year ago

@miscielrossvillegas6307 4 года назад

I remember eating the seasoned but uncooked noodles while working in the office to the the horror of the french clients that I didn't know were visiting our studio. There was no water but hey we have a local snack thats basically just flavored uncooked noodles (but super cheaper) so it's perfectly valid.

@lulxors1235 3 года назад

05:42 THAT IS A FELIX KETCHUP BOTTLE YOU ARE SWEDISH BORIS I HAVE FIGURED IT OUT

@fatbastard9147 3 года назад

I think he received that in a fan mail video

@1david1r47 3 года назад

hes estonian

@3mmmmmm 3 года назад

He is the shashlik king, we shouldn't bother figuring which country he came from, all we need to know is to never forget the bay leaf.

@ravenouself4181 3 года назад

@@1david1r47 He's a Russian, he has lived in Estonia... nut he's Russian

@AatiNiiranen 3 года назад

We have felix ketchup in finland too

@griffen3319 7 лет назад

"Set microwave to potato" Instructions unclear, microwave stuck in noodles

@gresmaster2279 4 года назад

List of *MOST* unhealty things: 1 Ebay instant noodles 2 instant noodles 3 Plutonium 4 Uranium 5 Sand

@ShujitoDM 4 года назад

6. Y O U R • E X

@deeremies2266 4 года назад

@@theq53 No gopniks in chernobyl only old people

@hm_12321 4 года назад

@@ShujitoDM No it is 1.

@dianak8656 4 года назад

Sand killed Anakin so I guess it checks out

@user-ik5tm9no2y 4 года назад

Nooo uranium is me best meal ever!!

@jimfromdiscord.8904 3 года назад

Funnily enough, we actually use the pot method, albeit we add enough water to drown it for soup. Yes, I am one of those people who eats the soup after eating all the noodles.

@goddamnitgloria3946 2 года назад

Me too! I've actually never heard of making them anyother way til now

@lipingsong1345 2 года назад

Me too

@speedskeleton250 2 года назад

I use the classic/original way, but i am one of those too who eats the soup

@_...m 3 года назад

Boris: "everything is healthier than this." Uranium: "am I a joke to you?"

@enaam69 4 года назад

He showed us *7* ways "Lazy Noodles" has *11* letters This video is 7:11

@filipvujkovic9779 4 года назад

@Sid37612 4 года назад

Ok.

@aki-kanbukka 4 года назад

Noice

@s1r_steve 4 года назад

bruh

@SF3L 4 года назад

He also bought the noodles at 7-eleven

@adanthedriver1982 7 лет назад

Boris? Who sponsored you with money to buy these packages? I am pretty sure you couldn't afford all these noodles.

@LifeofBoris 7 лет назад

+Adan The Driver people on Patreon clearly

@adanthedriver1982 7 лет назад

Next tine try lasagna

@Wavemaninawe 7 лет назад

Adan The Driver Nothing like toasted lasagna.

@thotdestroyer4j164 7 лет назад

Adan The Driver *_PATREOOONNN_*

@davedave8986 7 лет назад

Life of Boris I just tried this today and it was a bad idea but it was like 7 years old

@ClawzerYT 4 года назад

Healthiest way: throw noodles, throw seasoning, throw package, throw water, just eat the air

@zsu-23-4shilka2 3 года назад

Psychopath way: Eat noodle block Drink boiling water Snort seasoning powder

@VeLe777 3 года назад

Here is reason why making noodles in a pot is better. The sack where the noodles are in it might be sitting in the ship for years. You put the water first in the pot and put the spices in (you can also put meat and some vegetables in it to). When its boiling the bad bacteria *might go*. put water on the noodles and you're done. Bonus: you should leave the soup in it, so the noodles will keep the taste and eating the noodles while drinking the soup together tastes good.

@Pyovali 7 лет назад

True Slav way: 1. Bring the noodles 2. Implode a nuclear reactor 3. ??? 4. Profit

@ansgaming5807 7 лет назад

Tonni 3. Shit on Western Spy Camera

@williamdonohoe8837 7 лет назад

Tonni you for got to yell cheeki breeki and squat

@nakkiperuna5723 7 лет назад

Tonni se oli tonnin seteli

@Pyovali 7 лет назад

TheRaniel03 ...

@nakkiperuna5723 7 лет назад

@jordanwong9957 7 лет назад

This is the first video i am watching from this guy and i alr love him

@goldfishislovely1937 6 лет назад

Also watch slav king

@strawbrryCoral 6 лет назад

Jordan Wong same

@mintyfresh6458 6 лет назад

Western spi

@ashura.itadori 6 лет назад

Jordan Wong same

@skyolo4923 6 лет назад

Welcome to slav world!

@karmakameleon113 3 года назад

Used to be a hotel cleaner. Can confirm that kettles are used to "sanitize" socks and underwear. Edit: the coffee pots and microwaves too.

@vjollila96 3 года назад

what i do: boild water with spices on pot until it starts to boil remember put another pot with holes at bottom with small sausages to top of the water pot with led so sausages get steamed nicely. when it's boiled take it out from stove and put noodels to that water for 3 or more minutes, then remove water and serve steamed sausages and noodles on plate.

@georgebrown1407 7 лет назад

For the past 5 years instant chicken noodles has been the soul thing keeping me alive. And helping me keep my record blood pressure of 1000 psi

@Karothhal 6 лет назад

George Brown So, about the equivalent of 68 earth atmospheres? I don't see a problem here.

@alexanderdol 6 лет назад

Add some lime juice. Room mate got scurvy cause he had like zero vitamin c for a year and a half. We still call him ARRRR

@VitoTorpedo. 6 лет назад

Why wouldn't you just call him "Scurvy"? Has a better ring to it.

@Sawsquatch 6 лет назад

You could rent yourself out to run ferris wheel hydraulics.

@jebrooks 6 лет назад

*sole

@gardenmaster414 4 года назад

I have never heard of the "original way". I've always put square in bowl, cover with water, cook 3 minute, drain water, mix pack. Makes it stellar tasting

@minecraft-nq7qm 3 года назад

What he means by original way is the original lazy way :P cooking it in the pot is what is described on most of the good noodle packs

@compass_bat 3 года назад

i eat it with spicy

@MarioLord14 2 года назад

The water really does make the flavor disappear if you think about it.

@plushluigi7417 2 года назад

i eat with water.

@sirrivet9557 2 года назад

This is a lazy method it instead of on a stove you cook in a microwave

@gasmaskedcitizen 4 года назад

You know Boris is RICH when he buys not "Anakom" but something else for the noodles

@tankardstrongpour2998 4 года назад

When I was a student I used to have a second kettle for the specific purpose of boiling saveloys in.

@lulu_luvsu 4 года назад

1. open packaging 2. put dry noodles and seasoning in bowl 3. add beans 4. eat the beans

@anglepsycho 3 года назад

No no no, 1. Open package 2. Swallow noodles 3. Drink boiling water 4. Snort seasoning 5. Wake up in sewer of Chernobyl naked and poor 5 hours later

@Piper331 8 месяцев назад

@@anglepsychoFAST BUSINESS!

@tbg2735 6 лет назад

Why can I smell the noodles

@sampsonanang2610 6 лет назад

Potato Man it will kill you POISON

@kristdg 6 лет назад

Potato Man are you on end of month and cooked them accidently blyat

@ahmadeshal9114 6 лет назад

Potato Man me too blin

@Sofi00 5 лет назад

Bcz I just ate some😂

@edragoninja317 5 лет назад

Probably your neighbor vadim using your microwave again

@captainoppai4539 3 года назад

I remember how hard my grandma laughed when she first heart "cheeki breeki"

@caseydarrah 2 года назад

Add noodles to small pot with enough water to come halfway up the noodle block. Add seasoning packet (and maybe some crushed garlic if you have it), and cook over medium heat until noodles are done. Serve with the broth- that's seriously the best part.

@hipsterdoggo7604 6 лет назад

"What is this? a Western spy camera? in my food" Damn it! He got use... 😡🤣

@kasparjurgenson8624 5 лет назад

Us*

@sillyfly9530 7 лет назад

I think your microwave is broken - you set it to potato but it stayed microwave...

@art1695 7 лет назад

LMAO! hahaa

@guycxz 7 лет назад

I really wondered why my CS:GO fps went to 3 all of the sudden. Better tell boris to set it back to computer

@trumint821 7 лет назад

Fuck off blyat.

@trumint821 7 лет назад

FUCK OFF CYKA BLYAT

@englebertmagentaschweiger1447 7 лет назад

Best comment ever.

@vinhphucnguyen4695 3 года назад

4:15 me: eating glowing stuff from Chernobyl also me: phew

@stillgeneric6270 3 года назад

Funny how he put 9 packs of noodles in a container labeled “toast”

@solomonthekaijudemon344 6 лет назад

Here's another way: Let's say you're camping and drunk gopnik forgot to bring a pot. I've never actually tried this so send me to gulag if it doesn't/didn't work. 1. You open the packaging without destroying it. 2. You take the seasoning out and fill the package with water. 3. Squat down for most comfortable position 4. Set the packaged noodles ontop of the fire so the water boils 5. Now, because i'm a blin and noticed how idiotic it is mid-writing, notice that the plastic has molten and fused together with your still hard and now even more unedible noodles.

@R0ck4x3 6 лет назад

It's actually not as dumb as it sounds, some prison recipes involve a similar proceedure, except a chip bag is usually used instead of the ramen packet(s) and the ramen is usually crushed up before hand.

@WashedDorito 6 лет назад

Solomon the kaiju demon Worked 👍

@watterztrail7870 6 лет назад

I can here boris saying it

@weslynkimbler4926 5 лет назад

i didn't work for me

@Rypiiee 6 лет назад

"What is this western spy camera doing in my food!?!"

@glyndaholman4751 6 лет назад

Rypiiee2004 *W E S T E R N S P Y C A M E R A*

@Maddog3060 6 лет назад

"Sir, he's found the camera." "Cursed, clever Slav! Right then, time for plan B; deploy the gopnikdroid."

@DoomMater 6 лет назад

But seriously, there was a actual camera there. Stupid westerns.

@awesomestuff9715 6 лет назад

Oy blien

@stormsreach2519 6 лет назад

@@DoomMater we westerns never said we were smart

@ChildishDegree 4 года назад

I remember a few years ago i tried making noodles with my coffee machine but i forgot i already had coffee grounds in it and made coffee noodles which tasted down right horrific

@Kacp3rrak 4 года назад

Boris will be my go to guy in 4 years time when I'm going to live by myself with a minimum wage job

@lionsmith3944 5 лет назад

The most slavic way to eat instant noodles. Boil water Swallow noodle blocks Swallow boiling water Snort flavor powder Spend saved time playing Russian roulette

@panzerschiff9805 5 лет назад

Or do it straight away because it is going to kill you anyway.

@coughme 5 лет назад

@@panzerschiff9805 r/wooosh

@panzerschiff9805 5 лет назад

@@coughme I think I have a better Idea -Smoke the seasoning -Crush the Noodles to power and snort them -Go and Rush M(oskow)

@v.t1947 5 лет назад

My friend that is suicide

@jgillylikesbudsalot7436 5 лет назад

@@panzerschiff9805 russian roulette is a game with a chance of being shot you stupid plus noodles don't kill the people who eat too much do

@mercyojo3328 7 лет назад

I actually watches all of the ads before his videos to make sure he gets his money.

@drpringles436 6 лет назад

Not all heroes wear capes.

@drpringles436 6 лет назад

Oh. Damn

@dappitydoo4774 6 лет назад

Mercy Ojo speech 100

@archymedes986 6 лет назад

you don't have to. the companies pay him to show the ad. 5 seconds or 1 minute, he still gets payed the same.

@jacksmith8689 6 лет назад

Miiranga if they have ads on their videos they earn money so if you don't think they deserve money don't watch them

@certifiedomlayoo 4 года назад

Eat a block of ramen Country with Mamee noodle block: *Ok*

@frds_skce 3 года назад

Mamee was actually the tastiest instant noodle block i ever tasted. It was literally edible as raw

@nisaame 3 года назад

And my favourite mamee itik coz it taste like Mamee monster 😁✌️

@MetallicTophat 2 года назад

My 6th grade class crave this. Now graduated and don’t really see them anymore in the cafeteria

@NoscoperSans 3 года назад

2:15 now this is the best way, remember eating it for no reason like that when i was 7-12 and i still haven't tried them normally, only dry noodles

@malwarev 3 года назад

when i was in eight grade, our local grocery store started selling noodles for like 20 cents or smth (incredibly cheap considering its norway) and everyone in my class bought like five packs every day. the entire school was just filled with tiny broken off noodle pieces and seasoning packets for weeks. hell on earth

@NoscoperSans 3 года назад

@@malwarev xd F for your school cleaner, I bet it wasn't fun to clean In our country(russia) cheapest instant noodles cost around 10¢, remember buying it after school sometimes xd But not so much, i bet it wasn't good for their health xd

@Dzonssi 7 лет назад

Instructions Unclear. Attacked random Gopnik on the street.

@ChipCheerio 7 лет назад

JoVi eh, is fairly normal occurrence anyway

@feralhiker6816 7 лет назад

JoVi it's OK I did the same just repeat till you have 5 western spy scalps

@averagecoloniser4586 7 лет назад

JoVi I attacked a church what were in the noodles boris

@DonPatrono 7 лет назад

instructions not clear blended noodles to create blin's dough

@DonPatrono 7 лет назад

let's count that as a victory

@fedor4655 7 лет назад

True slav way: 1. Boil water 2. Eat block of noodles 3. Drink boiling water 4. Snort seasoning 5. Rush B

@bigturn1051 7 лет назад

Fedor stolen comment

@fedor4655 7 лет назад

Quantum Ridley You can't steel comments. Also, I gave my own twist on it and I haven't seen it around here

@sakuraace4086 6 лет назад

Fedor more like 1. Boil water 2. Eat block of noodles 3. Drink vodka 4. Snort powdered mayonez 5. Rush B

@rishiparekh4312 6 лет назад

Fedor If you haven’t seen it around, how do you know you gave a twist on it?

@fedor4655 6 лет назад

Hey Ghost I saw it like a year ago. It is quite a well known meme, so I thought I gave a own twist on that meme. Also; why the fuck do I still get comments on this comment

@denim47gaming 2 года назад

You can also put the noodles in the coffee mashine where you put the filter

@eljefeamericano4308 3 года назад

There was a time in my life where these were about all I could afford. And it had to be the cup versions. I did get pretty creative on what I added to them. After those days, it was a number of years before I would eat this stuff again. Grew to really hate it when I didn't have any choice in the matter!

@eljefeamericano4308 2 года назад

@Fenyk The prices between the two aren't so different here in the U.S., though I think the packets give ya a better quality meal.

@johnlorenpelayo 5 лет назад

how to do it cheeki style 1.put it in your mouth 2.put hot water in mouth 3.put the seasoning 4.cover mouth 5.when soft,put in bowl now enjoy

@Peachyj06 5 лет назад

I agree, screw the bowl. Best method bc bowl and utensil not needed.

@discovaria9507 5 лет назад

@@r4hmed r/wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooossssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

@eloiseann8606 5 лет назад

Lol

@kondoiiall3681 5 лет назад

@@r4hmed double wooosh

@r4hmed 5 лет назад

@@kondoiiall3681 This might be woooooshception

@banditfox 7 лет назад

now this is the quality content i'm looking for

@czechoslovaktankist3750 7 лет назад

finally a recipe that matches to me :)

@gerrard71 4 года назад

2:11 = In Indonesia, Majority of people ussualy eat like that when they Doesn't have any water to cook, or when they Lazy to cook it 😂

@lunawatanabe5311 4 года назад

Here in Japan, the land of ramen and sushi and good food (looking at you UK) there’s an instant ramen that can be eaten without having to be cooked; and the thing is, it’s actually delicious!

@bananya6020 2 года назад

ngl im a bit jealous of all the other countries for having actually good food

@skyscall 7 лет назад

Easiest way to make instant noodles: 1)Throw in toilet 2)Flush Considering how little of it will actually be used by the human body you might as well hurry up and put it where it's gonna end up anyways; not like you're losing anything :D

@buttersquids 7 лет назад

Sky Eye You forgot step 1.5, sniff the 'flavouring'

@zztopz7090 7 лет назад

Sky Eye Not true. We use the salt.

@invaderderpygirl 7 лет назад

Im poor my friend i need those

@karkussthesupreme5454 7 лет назад

Sky Eye it's takes like weeks for the stomach to fully digest ramen noodle.

@heyimfroge1383 6 лет назад

17 cents is what I'm losing. 17. Cents.

@rokii_n7099 5 лет назад

"What is this? A western spy camera? In my food?" *Once you have cleared up the surveillance cameras--*

@MarkyIsNow 4 года назад

@@MrChaosCL yep we did sir....and yet I liked it 😊

@1d10tcannotmakeusername 4 года назад

What is this trend of quoting a video and getting 100 upvotes?

@DrewFr33m4nn 4 года назад

@@1d10tcannotmakeusername Who calls them upvotes?!

@1d10tcannotmakeusername 4 года назад

@@DrewFr33m4nn You just answered your own question.

@redink8379 4 года назад

That's where the vitamins are

@rexandreas4152 2 года назад

I lived on instant noodles for a whole month once while I was in college. I found that the microwave way was best, put seasoning in bottom of the bowl, put noodle brick on top, put just enough water in bowl that the noodle brick is floating, put in microwave for 6 minutes, add siracha sauce for extra flavor, then enjoy. The 6 minutes with right amount of water makes just noodles and not a watery soup.

@xxxswegmachinexxx4257 3 года назад

Boris, your frying pan method has changed how i eat ramen forever. Thank you

@flybirdg2436 7 лет назад

ah yes... the first boris video i ever watched this will always have a special lace in my heart for showing me such an amazing channel

@drunkenwhaler9507 6 лет назад

> special lace in my heart > lace in my heart > lace I think you might need a trip to the surgeon.

@1assassyn 6 лет назад

Mine was the Slav your Car video

@crabbygeuino1310 4 года назад

Instructions unclear, ramen stuck in ceiling fan

@SCP--cz5tw 4 года назад

2 years later, I tried the pan method, and it really works (and is good) thank you Boris

@drfreshey 3 года назад

When I was in college (and also now tbh), I always made my noodles in the coffee machine, and steamed broccoli in it too.

@mondou2493 4 года назад

How we do it in germany: Buy Punch Throw away oil Put flavour in Shake Eat

@safihi603 4 года назад

HAHAHHA YUMYUM

@heidenmensch4809 4 года назад

Niemand mag das Öl.

@gmgunnhildr2711 4 года назад

There’s actually a Malaysian snack meant to be eaten like that

@jeffreywinkelman8671 4 года назад

We in the netherlands do the exact same

@justinysghost5298 4 года назад

@@gmgunnhildr2711 they don't have the royalty of mamee..... xD

@BluFirefox101 4 года назад

4:51 this part actually killed me 🤣🤣

@ss_super_steve 4 года назад

rip

@FvckPolitiks 4 года назад

Rest in peace.

@rovingut5171 4 года назад

5:58 You have to be a true Slav to survive what Boris has been through

@bamers404 11 месяцев назад

As someone who comes from the country that produces one of the most popular instant noodles, I'm so proud of this

@delipara3754 7 лет назад

no no 1. Boil water, drink it 2. just eat tge ramem crunchy hard 3.snort the powder sauce

@rishiparekh4312 6 лет назад

Deli Para Dude why the fuck are there so many copycats like you stealing the top comment?

@deve643 6 лет назад

4. Learn how to spell

@bryanbrett6037 6 лет назад

Dude that is fucked up!!

@ukuleletechgeek6996 6 лет назад

get this person a Nobel peace prize

@thediam7682 6 лет назад

*powder sauce* What kind of seasoning do you have?

@anxiousweeb8753 4 года назад

3:48 every Asian laughing rn

@thekrieger2959 4 года назад

Xd ikr

@wzr3293 4 года назад

Use A Wok

@SF3L 4 года назад

TheHypedDude yes, I cook a wok in the pan instead of noodles

@NERGYStudios 4 года назад

Every time lol

@Arachnatronic 4 года назад

@codenamexelda 2 года назад

I've made homemade ramen tacos before. I didn't follow any recipes or anything, I just made a ramen taco how I thought I should and it tasted great.

@vordevan258 2 года назад

Ahh yes, classic Boris. Just what a Sunday evening calls for

@iiruehgrhr7179 6 лет назад

"Set the microwave to potato" 😂😂I'm dead 😂😂😂

@kingjoyce6414 6 лет назад

Iiru Ehgrhr I think microwave is of the potato

@oleadsr8186 6 лет назад

I dont understand whats funny here. Some microwaves have potato mode. so set it to potato 🥔. (Gopnik from Moscow)

@HotaruJuno 4 года назад

After 20 seconds i came to understand he is speaking english

@gardenmaster414 4 года назад

After a few videos you can decode his accent easy

@sksnet 4 года назад

I thought he was speaking Russian

@unterdessen8822 4 года назад

I watched this with a Russian friend, who's an English teacher (used to work at a grammar school, now teaches conversational English for university students). His reaction: "I can't understand a word."

@bronze1324 3 года назад

I don’t want to know what your pfp is. *It scares me.*

@Ven52422 3 года назад

@@bronze1324 i literally had the same reaction

@MubashirAR 3 года назад

We almost always make it in a pan..but cover it for the first few minutes. Tastes delicious!

@Tiagotaf 4 года назад

I ate these things when I was a kid, then I started mixing flower and water and making my own. It turns out it's actually cheaper and healthier.

@nateinsane4023 7 лет назад

I am a culinary student, and you Boris, are an inspiration. Thank you!

@isimsoyisim460 5 лет назад

1:43 "But i am sure worse things have been done to kettles in dorm rooms and motels. That is true, Boris. Minus the dorm rooms *people used kettles to clean underwear blyat*

@anndrei1857 4 года назад

*highschoolness intensifies*

@jeremyhammond689 3 года назад

The pot method is actually the only one I know, so these others have been pretty interesting to learn about.

@100GTAGUY 3 года назад

What I used to do was boil the noodles with half the seasoning packet, reverse cook them in a pan to crunch them up a bit again, add the rest of the seasoning packet, a tablespoon of butter, and a few dashes of Tabasco sauce (or any other vinegar based hot sauce) Add a blob of sauerkraut or your preferred fermented cabbage product if you're feeling extra fancy.