70's Toys for Adults (Perv Adults!) 

I can't believe Junk just showed me all these images which have permanently damaged my safe space brain without any warning of any kind whatsoever!

You're gonna make that analog toys guy blush.

😂😂 THANKS FOR THE LAUGHS JUNK MAN 😂😂

Hey, there's nothing wrong with being a perv. End perv-shaming now!

The 70’s sure was a weird time, these were pretty funny and kinda weird.

Larry should have helped on this one

When I was 9, I had a pen with a blonde Marilyn-esque model on it, lost her swimsuit when it was turned upside-down. Looked like 1950's looking item. cant remember where I got it, maybe from my nan. Nice bit of vintage, wish I still had it.

A new meaning to The name "JunkMan"

When I was a kid the variety store around the corner used to sell a lot of that crap. She sold a lot of gag shit, too. Like the gum that snaps your finger, and Whoopi cushions. Farts are timeless!

My Father had a toy outhouse with a boy in it that when you opened the door the boy pisses whisky in your glass, that was back in the 60s.

How many of you ever saw a 'Warning adult content' and turned it off when we were kids? High five to all my fellow good boys & girls! Not today Satan! I always think about some elderly chinese man making these for a living.

2:34 She’s definitely not playing with a blue snaggletooth

I gotta say .. I was offended by the chicka-chakas, the biff-boffs, and the mentioning of Arkansas. :) haha Peter Rabbit looked like he was possessed to molest. My Grandma had a letter opener and the handle was a little boy holding his Henry Winkler. I liked the drinking glasses, those were pretty cool. 👙 Thanks for the video

It seemed like most things in Spencer gifts revolved around farts.

I used to be judgmental about kids' parents who snuck this stuff to school. Then I grew up and realized my father had stuff like in his desk at work. He just hid it better.

That was rad! Nice work, Junkman!!

I bought an ALIEN Incubator from Spencer's gifts 20 years ago and i still have it.

Funniest toy show on the utube😂

I was under the impression that chonka chonkas and Honka Honkas were the same things…perhaps a size difference or regional flavor

These are pretty funny junkman. Now we just need to get you that miss piggy doll 😁😂🤣😂

Now that's what I call a Jack Rabbit!

I saw some these toys circulating throughout households when I was growing up in the seventies. I suppose we weren't so "uptight" in those days. Or just pervs.

Good knowing you Junkman..This video is going put you on the RU-vid naughty list for sure lol..Our parents were super freaks back in the 70s and 80s..We were super desperate and sad for twisting one off in the Sears catalog..😞😞😞😞

This video was worth waiting 3 days

Boxcar Willie used to be the Mayor of Branson !

I remember those Joke stores from the 80’s 90’s 😂

I remember some of these

Must have been a thing working at the factories that made these things. Try being or having a parent come in for career day. the Luke Skywalker with pee action would make sense all that blue milk and sea cow milk got to go somewhere.

I love the adds it the back of hustler

Oh yes, I remember these. What gets me about Spencers... Youngsters wearing T-shirts for bands that were big in the 70s and 80s!

Robbie Hawkins brought one of those pens to school in 2nd grade. I think he would charge a dime to let you see what happens. Good times.

My Grandpa had one of the girly pens! Where can I find those?!!!

"You know who would enjoy this? MEN."-Homer Simpson on the disappearing bikini pen.

Vickie is checking in on her pet beaver 😂😂😂

JUNKMAN SAYS RELAX!

These things have a long history; I'm in the UK and when my Dad was posted in Germany during and after the War, he came back with a bendy figure of a 'Glamour Girl' in a nightie, and when you took it off she was, ahem, 'anatomically accurate'. I used to play with it as a kid, which explains a lot; my Mego figures had a lot of fun with her! Hey, it was an Educational Toy! It taught me a lot about women... (They aren't six inches tall, they aren't made of rubber and they aren't quiet. You can't hide them from your Mum in the back of a drawer either.) 😂

I still have the female losing her bikini pen. Think ours was purchased at an antique show our mall used to have on occasion in the very early 80’s. I remember a lot of the “popping wee wee” toys since Spencer’s sold all of that stuff back then. Many of the crazy wind ups you showed probably sell for a lot of money now

8:05 once I drove through Arkansas and all I saw were people pissing in each other's faces, it was just very strange 😮

Oh boy that brings back a ton of mammories alright! I loved those pens.

I forgot about those pens that would show the lady naked. I cherished mine when I was young.

I remember seeing the naked pens in mail-order catalogs.

best video from you for ages, you had me in stitches from the start.

The 🐖 piggies 😂 he's getting some bacon 😂

We had one that was a man in a towel and when you pushed down on the head, a big surprise came out of the towel. It ended up in the garage and I thought it was pretty neat. My mom threw it out but somehow it appeared back in the garage (wink) before it got thrown out for good when I wasn't looking. It was made where it wasn't so obvious something was going to pop out of the front of the towel.

4:55 You know exactly what that is.

Afro Dome 😂 The 1970's were much simpler times 😂

Hahaha I remember always going to the mall in the 90s and my little kid would always want to go to the spencer gifts store

I was having sych a bad day at work. This gave me the smile that I needed 😆

Junkman, you never fail to make me smile. Keep this going, true fans, won't leave. Respect brother. 🤘

Kinda cute. Junkman, go find a video called "Return of the Redneck." Pretty sure you can do a reaction video on it. I always did think Naboo was the Star Wars version of Louisiana.

Some of these would be great ornaments😂 never seen any except the pen's 😂😂😂

I thought I was a pervert. Junkman is a provert.

Love the videos, keep them coming, bro. Actually cried laughing. Awesome mate. Respect, stevo, England. 🤘

Junk man you're still awesome!!!!

I like the sound of your grandma 👍😁😂😂

Man what is it with Grandma's and these kind of novelty toys my grandma did the same thing she had all kinds of stuff all over the house she would go to a place called Bob's gag shop we had in town it's closed now but that is the good old days

I'm not here to judge.

I actually have that Boxcar Willie album!

You missed the Adult Superstars figures that had early face scans of porn stars & are anatomically correct under removable rubbery outfits.

*quickly googles Dolly Parton / Simon& Simon*

The toy of the two guys and you said the high heel shoes did you get that from Charlie Daniels song easy Rider part 2 I think

whoo doggy!

Why did granma have 3????🤣🤣🤣🤣🤔

Excellent vid😂 that's fun😂 and funny 😂

My parents' friends next door gave my dad that flasher trenchcoat guy doll that looks like Inspector Cluesoue. Everybody thought it was so funny. 🙄 I think I sold it on ebay after my dad died 20 years or so ago. I might have even sold it before he died when he wasn't looking. My parents and their friends always gave each other weird gifts alywas trying to outdo each other. They weren't always sexual, but always silly or odd. Funny, but then you have a bunch of novelties that sit around the house being useless. Thank the maker for ebay to rid me of this junk!

We had the great universal catalogue in England 😁hot 🔥👍

What about somebody’s Semprini?

The most disturbing thing in this video is how many times you kept saying mmmm when something had a wang. 😅😅

Kinda sets the bar for toy makers. Hey at least I’m not making “x”.

Arkansas what the Clinton's are featured in this video 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😉🤡?

Pmsl..... 😂😂😂😂

Do you really not know what hermaphrodite means?

Lowis Griffin is hot❤👍

😅🤣😂💯Gold! 🥒

Whoa I'm glad I wasn't around in the 70s.

In 2002 or so, Plastic Fantasy made about 35 different figures of 20 different "adult" superstars. With removable clothes. Long since canceled. Jenna Jameson was the mascot of the line. And they made her into a 'Jiggler'. Instead of a bobblehead. She jiggled from her bust, up. Series 1: Houston, Jenna Jameson, Julie Meadows, Kylie Ireland, Midori, Nikita Denise Series 2: Devinn Lane, Stephanie Swift, Sydnee Steele Series 3: Briana Banks, Christy Canyon, Sunrise Adams Series 4: Asia Carrera, Chloe, Ginger Lynn, Inari Vachs, Jasmine St. Clair Series 5: Dasha, Mercedez, Racquel Darrian

2:55 I saw several of those pens in the early to mid 80's.