90 Minutes Of One Liners - Gary Delaney

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@brianford8493 2 года назад

This is one of the funniest thing I've seen for months....this guy is fecking hilarious.xxxx

@gouda762 Год назад

I'm a really big stand up comedy fan. I've been closely following your every joke for many years now. In my opinion you are the best one liner comedian ever to live. You're a comedy scientist, you have such a talented grasp on turning everyday phrases and the english language as a whole into a perfectly rounded suprise that bring an audience to tears. You're a true Gem Gary and I thankyou

@TimTM-gm6od 10 месяцев назад

I'm waiting for the punchline......,

@katvanfleet2310 2 года назад

"audience laughing....and one very loud woman" LOL Even the closed captions are funny

@robstimson4234 Год назад

A gleeful master of the smuttiest jokes he can dream up. May Beelzebub bless you, Gary Delaney!

@carlvinnicombe9087 2 года назад

Absolutely funniest guy I've ever seen! I also love the way he laughs at his jokes and his timing is perfect. A master of his craft!!!!

@rulen2005 2 года назад

@@Raydondo62 Go on then, give us 5 of your own

@rulen2005 2 года назад

@@Raydondo62 I said your OWN one liners, not from Google...

@choosecarefully408 Год назад

Actually, if he _EVER_ learns to deliver these deadpan like Steven Wright, he is going to be The Funniest comedian ever.

@rodneymcmahan7957 Год назад

I sometimes wonder if anyone who posts these comments has ever even seen à good comedian most of these shorts are clowns no ŕeal talent and you people say þhings like oh hes a geñius or hes brilliant and ive watçhed him for 15 minutes and not even grinned get your ass on ýou tube and watch some real talent if you think these clowns aŕe brillianþ yoll fall out of your chair when you hear som actually funny guys

@jackwatsonepic626 Год назад

@@Raydondo62 yes but a lot of comedians say other comedians jokes in their routine

@chrisb6296 11 месяцев назад

Brilliant. Nice to see he appears to be enjoying himself too

@eatmeout6270 2 года назад

ilove how the laughs at his owner jokes. The DUDE is a legit

@alastair77 2 года назад

my missus and i saw him last night (and were fortunate enough to meet him after the gig.) what a genuinely funny, humble, nice chap, as well as being so enthusiastic about his craft. this man is a PROPER national treasure and i for one am amazed so many people don't know his name. 'fucking legend.' end of. see ya again as soon as poss, Gary. x

@sclark9011 2 года назад

didn't know he was a porn star too

@KingDomsKingdom85 Год назад

Sounds like you had a great night pal, glad to hear that he's as nice a guy as he comes across on stage.

@alastair77 Год назад

@@KingDomsKingdom85 - was truly a chuffing awesome night, and please believe me when i say he IS as nice as he appears to be onstage.. :- D if you ever have the chance to say hey to him - grab it with all ya have. proper legend in my eyes.

@KingDomsKingdom85 Год назад

@@alastair77 that's fantastic to hear mate, and I definitely will go if I get the chance to see him live pal.

@alastair77 Год назад

@@KingDomsKingdom85 - EMPHATICALLY recommended if he is appearing anywhere in your locality. you'll have a quality time, pal.. ;0 )

@zuricrqsatlz9145 Год назад

Brilliant . No matter how many times I hear your one liners.

@aquapony 9 месяцев назад

Just as well, as you can hear some of them 4 times in this vid.

@jayleigh4642 2 года назад

Brilliantly fun, so nice to be away from observational comedy now and then. Well done Gary.

@richardmullins1883 2 года назад

100%

@heinsmit Год назад

@@richardmullins1883 uu

@tommymarshall7632 2 года назад

Some of those jokes would make Jimmy Carr blush - total genius! Love this guy!

@jesperb8626 2 года назад

a genius...?

@tommymarshall7632 2 года назад

Compared to the tripe on ITV, BBC and Channel 4,yeah!

@zoe-vb 2 года назад

Well an extreme amount of these are Jimmy Carr jokes

@Envexitytg 2 года назад

He writes4 orwrote 4 J.C.

@alastair77 2 года назад

@@zoe-vb Gary only ever uses his OWN material. so Jimmy Carr may have been offered (perhaps misused?) some material, so Gary runs.

@anthonypoc 2 года назад

The anaphylactic shock is pure gold ...

@gooner72 Год назад

How this bloke remembers all these jokes is beyond me........ he's an absolute superstar!

@Sciencedgofood Год назад

Here you go...He wrote them and that's his main job and he does it well. You are welcome

@martyjago8636 Год назад

@@Sciencedgofood always one smart arse isn't there 😂

@AndrewTinWA 9 месяцев назад

He has reminders printed out on the floor, as you can see him glancing down in between a fair few of them. I think

@shaecummings1393 9 месяцев назад

Crackin reply!!

@davescott4027 19 дней назад

Gary Delaney, Tim Vine , Milton great to see that Britain continues to produce great comedians

@QIKUGAMES-QIKU 2 года назад

Gary is seriously probably one of the last true comics standing. A true Diamond 💎

@eatmeout6270 2 года назад

@davidlogan8905 Год назад

That's true. Unfortunately, these days most true comics prefer sitting down. (sorry)

@keithnorvell3583 2 года назад

Love the British sense of humor

@tomf4087 2 года назад

You have to have a good sense of humour to live and survive in Britain.

@bradprice8040 2 года назад

I am so glad to hear dark jokes in this day and age.

@lfcoey Год назад

@Soul of a robot 🤔

@robertfish4052 Год назад

Careful on the darkside, many a true word said I jest. And all that.

@stu5804 10 месяцев назад

Roy chubby Brown isn't bad for that

@bartram33 2 года назад

Clever and funny, laughed out load!

@andrewrobertson3894 2 года назад

I love how he laughs at his own jokes. Dude is a legend.

@peteciam229 2 года назад

I came to the comments to look for this comment and it was the first one

@MarcVinal 2 года назад

They are so funny he still laughs to this day & to me that’s a good comic p

@MarcVinal 2 года назад

He’s so funny that’s why he laughs at he’s own joke which also shows he’s having a pukka time & same with audience. People should listen to stuff that makes them smile as there far too many sad stories. Stafe Marc xxx

@nerfbutt 2 года назад

I know some people like that, but for me it's a deal breaker. I can't listen to comics that laugh at their own stuff. It's a shame, cuz his jokes are quite funny. Imagine Steven Wright laughing at his own bits. I will admit though that Mitch Hedberg had sort of a nervous laugh that worked because it highlighted his awkwardness.

@andrewrobertson3894 2 года назад

@@nerfbutt Fair enough mate.

@jimmycapers3024 Год назад

Two totally different styles of comedian but Gary delaney and mick Miller are both comedy legends ! 😂

@thesecondslit1710 Год назад

Best audience ever... they start laughing before the punch line...

@joshadams8276 2 года назад

Gary is the goat of one liners

@zekeedwards9708 2 года назад

Stewart Francis is equally good imo

@QIKUGAMES-QIKU 2 года назад

@@zekeedwards9708 A good Soft version

@QIKUGAMES-QIKU 2 года назад

Lol he has the same Rent a Crowd in every video 📸

@iancoyne3835 2 года назад

@@QIKUGAMES-QIKU it's the same gig, just broke down into smaller segments

@passionfly1 2 года назад

Love these jokes. Very well thought out and crafted. GREAT comedian!

@UKinQ8Gaming Год назад

Apart from the repeats, this is class. Cant wait to use these in the pub with me dad an uncle after 3 years when the ask ne about the middle east, as well as the welshman 2moro in work about my planned trip 2 the uk. " heard of devils bridge"

@drjamespotter 2 года назад

Its a brave man that sits in the front row of a comedy club in a stetson.

@yamabushi170 2 года назад

His decision to dress as a cowboy was a spur of the moment thing

@jameswoodard4304 2 года назад

Not a Stetson.

@davewood1653 Год назад

What a funny guy, love it 🤣🤣🤣

@HurricaneJD 2 года назад

Gary is hilarious .... Good stuff

@anthonyjohn3445 2 года назад

Absolutely excellent

@Marine5D 2 года назад

Good and smart jokes, good crowd pretty much laughing at anything, these are the perfect conditions.

@madyottoyotto3055 2 года назад

King of the one liners

@johntait491 2 года назад

Very, very good. Thank you Gary.

@StevenHeapRecipes 3 месяца назад

Great to meet you yesterday at the M5 southbound services. Made my day ❤️

@paulhayes8087 9 месяцев назад

Loved this!! TYFS!! :)

@antonyaiken Год назад

That Michael J fox line killed me 😅😂

@user-nb3ki5xv6f Год назад

Props to 6ou Gary!! Can't stop laughing.

@-matt-matt- 2 года назад

,, needed this vid LMAO 😂

@newblackdog7827 2 года назад

A great comedian-love to see him much more! Very funny and triggering for Woketards, which is always a great thing

@SaltBushCity Год назад

Credit to the audience. They cracked me up 😂👍👍

@kenjohnson1041 2 года назад

Gary was touring local to me.i wish I’d bought tickets now

@markjapan4062 Год назад

SO YOU BROKE IN AND GOT ARRESTED

@QIKUGAMES-QIKU 2 года назад

Same crowd every time for Gary. The locals must love him

@jacksdjfam 2 года назад

And strangely always in the same clothes

@leetemple1033 2 года назад

Its the same crowd because it's the same gig broken up into different chunks on different videos.

@darrenmonsiegneur5310 2 года назад

Well I'm on my 3rd watch 😁

@APC-pm2on 2 года назад

Family members?

@jimjones6106 2 года назад

The video plays twice why?

@eddiedst9066 2 года назад

Amazing 🤣👌

@darrenstrange9374 11 месяцев назад

“Yunk food - let them eat apples” 😂

@niallcochrane3331 2 года назад

Totally underrated

@ahs9824 Год назад

' I like to annoy my Israeli flatmate...' Legend

@jackwatsonepic626 2 года назад

This guy should be doing arenas He is better than some of the comedians I know

@robertfish4052 Год назад

That guy should be doing time for the sheer brutality. Good stuff.

@BlackPete... 2 года назад

The first half of this was truly great. Then the jokes just started repeating. I wonder if anyone has bothered watching the second half...

@colinstevens6837 2 года назад

plus theres only one row of audience of about 10 people nobody behind them

@antonyhobson9877 2 года назад

@@colinstevens6837 not one row of people, just one static camera

@sh4branze 2 года назад

The show repeats over and over.

@AnthonyNicolo 2 года назад

Yes, but only until the end.

@whatshishead2680 2 года назад

Haha.. this blokes great 👍

@teepee296 2 года назад

Brilliant 😂

@rogersiples3335 2 года назад

Best jokes ever.

@RaverOperatorGeeza Год назад

Another great set! Really need to see you if you are touring on the south coast in Worthing or near Brighton!!!

@pseudonayme7717 2 года назад

Using the word 'lol' with both its old and new meanings was both unexpected and excellent👍👌

@adamhughes4442 6 месяцев назад

Brilliant!

@judewestburner 2 месяца назад

The audience are fab in this

@barnbersonol 2 года назад

My wife asked me whether she should go the aqua aerobics class at the local pool. No, I said. You wouldn't fit in.

@sallybally344 Год назад

I Don't get it

@barnbersonol Год назад

@@sallybally344 play on words. Fit in socially or physically fit into the pool (because she's so fat). It's not funny when you have to xplain

@kippertrace5808 Год назад

@sal play on words...wouldn't fit In...the pool, look out of place.

@Real_vizion Год назад

@@kippertrace5808 she still don’t get it? My wife is like this to. 😂 fukn brain dead 😂😂😂😂

@RealtalkManc Год назад

Bad joke

@danielburston6097 Год назад

I have to take a break from this video it kills me 😂😂😂😂😂

@itookallthenames 2 года назад

Favourite post joke laugh even better than Jimmy Carrs

@julianlinsel4346 Год назад

Possibly one of the funniest comedians around

@mitchelnorton2692 2 года назад

I've checked Wikipedia, and some of those are still there! LMFAO

@Affalterbach1967 2 года назад

Somebody laughing like a goose, was Jimmy Carr there ?

@Mary6661 2 года назад

This guys hilarious

@a.k.4o 2 года назад

This is brilliant

@killtoy1162 Год назад

I particularly like how you edited the same exact bits in repeatedly, sometimes straight after one another.

@BrendanGFoster 2 года назад

Man that is a lot of really funny jokes

@AnthonyNicolo 2 года назад

Thank you for your astute observation. Do you sell insurance?

@johnmonk66 2 года назад

the crowd never changes

@MacTheRipper1 2 года назад

I never knew he was married to Sarah Millican....Great couple,bet they have a right laugh👍

@AnthonyNicolo 2 года назад

THAT is supposed to be a secret. If she ever finds out, he probably won't be allowed to continue hiding in her crawlspace - whoa! I just made a double-French thingy :D

@ykakoneTS 2 года назад

Yeah he could've done better

@desideratoRdam 2 года назад

Better call it half an hour of oneliners repeated 3 times!

@godagon97 2 года назад

Exactly!! 😂

@jackwatsonepic626 2 года назад

I'm sat watching and i thought he's said that joke before on this set 🤣

@allaboutelephants6837 2 года назад

Lots of deja vu moments! LOL!

@stephenjohnston6025 2 года назад

Thank Up

@lucygoat1308 Год назад

Luv this guy

@simonbiggs9102 2 года назад

Legend

@queenbee2371 Год назад

And the award for Man With The Cutest Laugh goes to Gary Delaney!!

@wateryteat5837 2 года назад

Brilliant, would like to see him live.

@33stevelinda 2 года назад

Yea great idea so he can tell you 30 minutes of jokes 3 times over like in this video

@wateryteat5837 2 года назад

@@33stevelinda maybe I should go to your show instead?

@knownasgar7122 2 года назад

@@33stevelinda it's the way a few shows have been cut together you melt

@wateryteat5837 2 года назад

@@nzbtjnzbtj8162 why would you watch him if you're easily offended?

@wateryteat5837 2 года назад

@@nzbtjnzbtj8162 I laughed at the joke too. Because that's all it is,...a joke.

@golfr600 2 года назад

I'd be laughing at my own jokes to if I was this funny!

@andrewphillips90 Год назад

Is it bad that I am ginger and like your ginger jokes 🤣🤣🤣

@cosminsacazla3683 2 года назад

Ive piss myself laughing

@dianapugh1534 8 месяцев назад

He's brilliant.

@mickdavis8163 Год назад

Brilliant best 1 liner comedien

@jfilm7466 2 года назад

This is the second time I've watched this. Absolutely brilliant comedian. But it does repeat.

@MileyonDisney 2 года назад

Very funny guy.

@al4385 2 года назад

well done lad

@parkpond Год назад

Israli one lmfao😂

@COM70 2 года назад

Gary you are going to hell bahahahaha so am I

@taffytop 2 года назад

2 minutes of this is enough for anyone who

@michaelduplock9537 Год назад

Very good

@topcat4265 Год назад

He's epic!

@TestTest-zk9cy 2 года назад

Brilliant 👍🏻

@samiam7342 2 года назад

Rodney Dangerfield would be proud of this guy...........

@Heffos1 2 года назад

Some of the ladies in the front row were obviously on the fist club

@markdurrant4174 2 месяца назад

People like Jimmy Carr,who think there funny,and he isn't,should listen to this guy,absolutey brilliant 😅

@djfearross4144 2 месяца назад

Totally original

@hollydeshazo9687 2 года назад

You have such a cute laugh ;)

@n4thb4dc0 2 года назад

This could be halfed if the repeats were cut out

@otpyrcralphpierre1742 2 года назад

GETTING OFFENDED BY SOMETHING THAT YOU SAW ON THE INTERNET IS LIKE STEPPING IN DOGSHIT INSTEAD OF JUST WALKING AROUND IT.

@seijunsejuki 2 года назад

This guy's like a British Anthony Jeselnik.

@rudolmeyer 2 года назад

27:24 - 28:12 KLAAATU!!! BARADA!!!! NI-hmphmphpmh *looks around for signs of distubance*

@curvanord 2 года назад

Funny guy . Seeing him in London in April

@ToeKnee666 2 года назад

How was it dude?

@curvanord 2 года назад

@@ToeKnee666 Best stand up seen in ages .

@YoungPadawan85 Год назад

"oi keep it down" haha wow that vomitting bulimic joke haha wow

@WAKE-UP-BRITAIN 2 года назад

If your easily offended don't go see this guy 🤣🤣 he covers most areas and laughs aswell which is good to see

@stevecox7075 2 года назад

Ever heard of grammar.

@clairecordell2461 10 месяцев назад

Good one liners

@YanTheDoctor 14 дней назад

Superbativiv-exceptionamazing

@sh4branze 2 года назад

His laugh is as funny as he is.

@Puppypaws04 Год назад

He laughs like Jimmy Carr.