A BUNKER ON TRACKS | BRITISH BUNKER HEAVY TANK TORTOISE 

KV-1 C *absorbs cannon shell with 256 mm of pen* My face when Phly doesnt rage like I absolutely would in that position. 👁👄👁

Man That other tortoise stuck with you the entire game and full on wingmaned with you. Went down fighting with you at the end there too. Underappreciated teammate.

Recently went to the bovington tank museum and god almighty is the tortoise massive. The game doesnt even begin to get close how big it is. Seeing all the tanks irl is something else.

Phly's pronunciation of the word "Maginot" is criminal

Hey Phly I had some issues with the same screen stuttering problem that you do. What fixed it for me was going into Steam (I'm assuming your War Thunder runs off of steam), Settings, Interface, then turn OFF: Enable GPU accelerated rendering in web views (requires restart). After I did that, I restarted my computer and War Thunder and the other games I was having that issue on worked perfectly. I hope this helps! :D Love the video as always

I stopped playing the Tortoise because the repair costs are too high. Maybe now that WT has made it impossible to lose SL, it's worth revisiting it.

Arthur, Dragon Tales and Zoom. I absolutely hate you for reminding me how old I am but I absolutely with no conditions attached, love you at the same time for bringing up actual cartoons that actually taught you as a child... how to be a child and not grow up to fast. Hands down best shows that I'll never forget until my last day. Thank so much for the nostalgia kick, felt like a drug rush lol.

12:55 Me and my siblings trying to stop our drunk dad

Like how you and the other tortoise stuck together like a pack lol

He really hit us with the French vocabulary at the start💀😂😂

So satisfying to watch all those shots bouncing off, you bounced more in one game than ive bounced all year XD

You love to see players helping each other in these games. One of my favourite instances of helping a teammate was when I was playing in a Ystervark, and some kind of German heavy tank or TD had flipped onto its side. I tried to hook onto it, but lacked the power to pull it upright. So I went to the other side, made a running start, and rammed it, and that somehow tipped it upright. If I remember correctly, the initial impact wasn't enough, but I continued driving forward, and that push tipped it upright. I have no idea how the Ystervark couldn't pull it upright, but could push it upright.

You hit home with all those TV shows we grew up watching early in the morning late afternoons!!! Dragon Tails man..... good times

Friggin killed the opening! 🤣🤣🤣

OMG! That intro! So we’ll done.😂

I’d love to see phly play the Mirage 2000-5F doing some CAS runs. (I also got to see this absolutely specimen of a tank twice.)

Love the goofy casual stabs at the viewers "get on my level" after saying something absurd xD

That nato wave version of the british grenadiers in the intro did not go a miss. Always knew you were a man of culture!

Day 1: play the T-35 and only use the 76.2mm gun

So happy to see this beast still doing work

Ive stood in front of that beast at the Bovington tank museum, its like looking at a wall of steel

“Just no one bomb me please. I’m having too much fun” And there in lies the problem with WT GROUND battles!

I cannot believe how mercilessly you ran that snowman over. It was clearly a noncombatant. It was not even trying to defend itself, you monster!

In my first game stock with this i got 100 sp off a nuke. It was a mix of anger and happiness

7:27 dude the crew in the tank would never have hearing after the first four rockets😂

Looks like I ain’t the only person who is suffering from insane game stuttering

Ahhh Dragon Tails! I loved that show, I’m 25 and I still have weird dreams about it now again. I watched Arthur but I wasn’t all that into it honestly.

I think the tortoise is one of the few tanks that using bushes is justified

KV-1s as a German main, are the bane of my existence. Been having trouble with M10s too with my slow turret traverse. My poor pz.IV J can't take much more bias 😭

I request a video on the He 100! It's stupidly fast for 1.7, can hold 550+ km/h at deck no problem, excellent climber, only downside is it's engine likes to burn so keep an eye on the temp. Not too OP, and super fun! Bring it to a higher br for a challenge if you want (day 6)

Love the tortoise should play more British tanks

Dragon Tales was my absolute jam as a kid. Arthur here and there, but Dragon Tales was the best

We saw you in one of our games while you were recording in the tortoise, love your vids! :D

this tank really makes you feel like Senator Armstrong. IM FUCKING INVICIBLE (heart = capola)

Sometimes the intros are the reasons I watch these videos xD

Glad you back phly. Hope you and the family are well!

21:33 i could have one of the worst days and something like this would make it so much better

1:13 Bro literally said get on my level when he pronounced Maginot Line wrong lmao

Love your editor! ❤😂

casually being shot by 2 tanks ignoring them checking map saying more more lmao im dead

Hiding the cuppola behind houses and rocks is best tactic.

Flashbacks, Arthur, Dragon Tails, and Franklin. First Satellite TV show was Gargoyles and The X-Men The Animated Series.

its better if you manually aim the mg turret at a 45 and lock it there, then it bounces most shots.

Did this man just mention Zoom? Like that was a show the younger generation as no idea about. So good!

Thank you editor, almost launched my phone at a wall until you said that

Talking about those old TV shows, do you remember watching zaboomafoo? That one was a classic for sure. I just turned 30 this year BTW lol

I understand the reference in the thumbnail and I applaud you for it

0:40 You forgot the T-95 which is really hard to pen in certain spots even with APDS and HEATFS

It's thicccccccc boi season. The Tortoise is the Drax.

If you watch the fps counter in the bottom left corner, you can see the fps drop from 140s to 100s for a split second then jump back up again. Dont know what might be causing that something is maxing out. Try limiting the fps to less than 100 fps at where its dropping to or lower graphics settings maybe 😅

Glade to see the studdar is still there.. lol

Phly I want to say I’m so glad you are back! Hope you are doing good with the new baby. I would like to say that I personally and I believe many more, would like you to add a plane to your lineups, just for backup, not expecting to see it used every game but for some of them in each video. ❤

was expecting the tort to de-render with a bubble popping sound or for it to slowly de-render with the among us sus music

My 320mm HEAT loves tortoises.

Welcome back Phly Day: 177 Back to business: Mine Turtle sound effect love it 😆 My Request: Btw i saw you have the M48 Suuuuuuuuuuper but you didn't even made one vid about it so why don't you do M48 Super aka Go-Kart Patton (at least in arcade PvE🙃) And because you want to play a combination take the IL-28 out with its FAB 3000 for some multikills -Phly Decal left side on commander Cupola -MG Gunner Tigor

I cope with that option that one day Gaijin reworks the bushes and the nets like on Leopard 2 or Stryker premiums will be available for every vehicle, also for top tier would be nice the anti thermal tarps that has sweden or great britain on their tanks, i believe that more nations have those but im not sure.

He's got 120+ frames and still playing on a slideshow. My mac is grinning

In reality you always meet tigers 2 than can penetrate you with ease.

I watched a lot of dragon tails. Loved that show

Please play the T95 last time you played it you said “it’s a 5 star review machine” and I want to see if that has changed😁

2:33 Team X-ray thanks you Phly

OMG that intro was hilarious man...LOL 🤣

My Kids watched Arthur. I'm 60 and i can still sing the theme song.

Can you not remind me that I am approaching 30 lmao. Arthur and Dragon Tales were amazing though

Finally the grenadier music returns

I fully agree with you phlee they need to give more sp and rp for bouncing shots depending on the round that you deflected much like world of tanks somehow but ill take it than just being a pinata.

Absolutely incredible intro lmao

I was just thinking hmm been a while since phly played the tortoise next day BOOM tortoise video 😂

the intro song is 1777 uk the british grenadiers march natowave thank me later

wow i thought you were older than me for some reason but the shows you said you watched when you were younger, were the same shows i watched lmao

I love the intro, it's perfect.

amazing i was about to refresh the page to stop the stuttering and i pause the video in the exact moment the editor's note appears ahah

Ooo la la! Look at the big brain on phly... Haha

Hey phly the stuttering is definitely on your end I played 8+ hours and this weekend with zero problems and I have potato internet connection, hope you get to the bottom of it

Straight up phly I was that kid that came home and watched cyberchase and Arthur and dragon tales 🤦🏼‍♂️🤣🤷🏼‍♀️

Arthur and Dragon Tales kid here!🙋‍♂Can still sing the theme songs from memory. I'm 28 btw

I was actually on zoom for an intro one time as a kid 🤣

Doomturtle enters the chat. 😅

Tortoise is love. Tortoise is life.

9:34 im 21 and i watched those shows. Making me feel old phly 😭

that intro was good

Yet, I play the tortoise, the thing decides to get carpet bombed every match..

Phly, were you in the first ever episode of The Grand Tour?

I just love heavy tanks videos

I'm a tortoise player and I can be a menace sometimes in that

Idk man. Remember when you could get nukes by bouncing shells with a Maus 😂

Bro said Karelia when it was carpathians💀 lol 11:00

love the intros keep them coming plees

I remember Dragon Tales, Shining Time, Hey Arthur, Zaboomafoo, Majic School-based, and Teletubies

your french is commendable but the Pantherturm bunkers are laughing at you

Well, it`s definitely a bunker, at least when at range.

Day 76 of asking PHLY to play The Last Tiger in Battlefield V for German suffering and Glorious Glorifica

Babe, wake up. The new ‘Phly suffers in Bri’ish’ video just dropped

11:17 POV: you are Will Smith at an award show

I want to love this vehicle... but this was the first vehicle I experienced getting killed by the coupola on top of the tank

Phly hitting my childhood without cable 😂😂😂

I don't want to camp spawn as I drive to the spawn. Lmao 🤣 do as I say not as I do. Lmao

And I say, hey, what a wonderful time to play! I didn't have cable lol. Dragon tales and Arthur were the best. I'm also basically 30 XD so you are right.

What a tank graveyard 😭🤣

I used to play this thing a lot but I can’t remember being shot in the cupola more than twice. No one ever seems to do it.