A Carny Tells Theo About the Freak Shows 

He really said is that doja cat 😂😂

​@@camronridley5912I died 🤣

@@camronridley5912 I died when he said that 😭

@@camronridley5912Theo liked that one 😂

He's 17X funnier than Schaub

Dude. That’s funny. 😄

😂😂😂😂

Gosh 😂

Just had a flashback to Roast My Host 😂

I could see him being an accountant for the carnies in a movie with Larry The Cable Guy 😂

Is this a common man? He has some uncommon stories 😄

Who doesn't have a grandfather with 3 legs and 2 dicks?

Yeah this is such a common story

Common people have the most impressive stories.

This motherfucker far from common

Tosh does it too

I'd say he has a pretty interesting life.

That plumber episode is still one of my favorites of all podcasts

@@petegrizwald2666two pee pees

Dude probably has more salient advice than most psychologists. I’d much rather hear his opinion over 90% of the A-Holes I’ve met in life.

😂😂😂😂

He ain't lying 😂😂 happens to me all the time , gotta be careful when your long

@Tjnumber1 LoL, I'll have to take your word for it. As a guy who's average height, I wouldn't know what you're speaking about 😆

@jayhari1713 just gotta pay more attention, iam 6" 4 I trip over shit cause iam trying not to hit my head lol and vice versa.

Im 44 and deciding whether I'm allowed to shower by myself 😂

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Might be the funniest most clever thing ive heard him say. crazy that was off the cuff

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I was dying 😂😂😂

I am thinking this is an example of Theo actually meaning it when he said it? And it turned out funny. That is what makes Theo a bit of a freak. Sometimes he is funny but either is a tremendous troller and actor or he does have a few wires crossed in a decent hearted way.

Love him😊

Theo is a complete moron, he embodies the pod caster mentality where any dumbo with a camera and a microphone can start one. He mostly repeats what the guest says and rambles on saying random stuff

Thought that was weird and funny too

That crack me tf up 😂

Lol and it was after the comment about th3 three legged man giving the fourth shoe to his one legge d friend.😅 honestly weve probably only seen that once or twice in history Theo

The last foot is just like tapping to the beat 😂

That would have made WAY more sense if he was talking about the lobster man. Peterson is the "lobster king". 😆 Dude, why did he say it about the three legged man?

@@get8bit Slightly unrelated, but thatat Jordan Peterson rat king clips (if you've seen it) gets me because he doesn't even accurately describe what it is lmao.

Very Tall Bart would have a field day

Mm​@@Vincisomething

​@@Vincisomethingalso slightly related, but many people also have issues describing what a woman is which seems like a slightly more pressing issue lol

You can! Fake it 'till you make it!

Hilarious!

That killed me hahahaha

Dude gonna get cancelled damn!!

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Holy shit. This is the humour we need

Theo is the best!!

Welcome to the gang (gang) ❤❤❤

Don't forget to pour your next drink out for Billy Conforto. And watch out for those embankments.

Shout out from rural Nova Scotia! Gang gang ma’am, I’m glad you found Theo and now get to enjoy him! His solo podcasts were great, he also has plenty of podcast with “regular” people and they’re very entertaining.

A third leg and two dongs must have piqued your interest! 😂

Nearly spit my drink out when he said that shit 😂😂

So freaking fast and clean!!

@@masonharkness6437 same bro lmao

@@patrickaker4380 always. Theo never disappoints lol

That was hilarious

You could care less? Don't you mean you COULDN'T care less?

Yeah i bet jesus had a lisp and he was a jew so 🥴

That story really stuck with me. Talk about humanity man.

😂😂

I still can't stop laughing.....just spit my food out at Subway. Even a replay made me spit up food

Don't forget 4 titted sister lolol

@@anthonyrogers590 the man is a chaotic genius even in imitation lol

Theo just had to dap him up for that..😂

lol fr no one has mentioned it.

Had to pause and read, that shit wild.

I read it too ,crazy

Yep… happened about 12 miles from me.

Just came here to see if anyone else noticed 😮 now I’m super interested in that story

😅 that’s a keeper

he made a point without going into specifics...

No filtration first thought blurted hilariously

Cause of the odds

AND they both worked.....my guy has some stories I'm sure...

You guys are both under homo suspicion

It’s untrue. I’m guessing his leg was fake too

geteting in double the trouble

@@Pluralofvinylisvinylsit’s fake?

Wtf lmao! 😂

and a cigarette

Seems more like the kinda guy that would bum a cig at a concert, and then find you later that night and pay you back with a hit of L.

😂

Eh, his aunt Bearded Lady is good for it.

No doubt

Shit lol🤯

Thank you 🤜🏻

Have an AWESOME DAY!! 🤩❤️‍🔥

@@cesar_yf2637nobody asked mr too cool for positivity. Scrolling past this costs nothing

@@cesar_yf2637 It's not tacky. I am not a bot or anything. I clicked on the video a minute after it was posted, which is rare. Most videos have 100's if not 1000's of comments by the time I view them. So I put a positive comment since there was a decent chance people would see it. lol It's really not that serious, but I appreciate the concern. Hope you had a good day! Consider breaking the habit of defaulting into pessimism and assuming the worst of things or people and their intentions. It's not a healthy or productive trait. But to each their own. Have a wonderful/safe/positive weekend!

@@trevmason2352 Of course, you're welcome!

Bro had to change it to his “fourth *and* fifth” legs 😂

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​@@YouShookItThreeTimescaught me playing w it

@@Fnberg744 😁

That's crazy.