A Completely Accurate Summary of Call of Duty Black Ops Cold War 

I figured out what the song was

love that the one time will aims down the sights the game crashes instantly

Basically the two colons were like a "Prepare for trouble and make it double" moment lol

Can't name your character a "bad" word in an M rated SINGLEPLAYER game lmfao

What a coincidence, getting punched in the face is my weakness too. It’s not my only weakness, but it’s up there.

Funny how the not canon evil ending is actually the best ending for your character, all things considered, the bad guy still trusted you, saved you and let you press the button of the nuke even after you killed hundreds of them while brainwashed, meanwhile the "good guys" kidnapped, tortured you, used you to their own gain and at the end of the game if you help you get a bullet to your face, i mean, i know that is just CIA 101 but still, it goes to show you made the right decision on the video.

This feels like one of the few times Will has ever enjoyed the end of a Call of Duty game, even if it was the "bad" ending.

thank goodness napalm isn't considered melee damage,

Call of Mountain Dew: Black Ops 5: Ice Cold

This was the only COD campaign I’ve ever played and the story really surprised me. The stealth missions were well designed, the puzzles for the optional missions were really fun to figure out, and the characters were actually pretty interesting when you talk to them. I don’t know how it took me this long to get into a COD game, but Cold War was good

Uranium does, in fact, taste fuzzy

Cold war was really fun but fuck the damn packs you have to install in order to play.

Not to be that guy, but the Cyrillic on the "Soyjack Gorbachev" says "Brezhnev". That being said, I do love the description of Brezhnev as Soyjack Gorbachev.

it is so stupid that you can't name yourself a swear in A SINGLE PLAYER m rated game

I litterally played this game for the past year and it never crashed once, damn yall unlucky

I love this game so much, I love watching people play it.

Hey! Put the credits in, I don't pay you for nothing! Also, you're adoreble. I want to clone a "Mini-Will" to be my pet... Yes I have problems

1:15 this is the second time will has used a shotgun for a slow mo section only to find it was a terrible choice. I suggest we start a tally

I love the fact mason WAS LITERALLY BRAINWASHED to kill the president of the United States, was hunted down by the SAS and CIA at the end of black ops 1 but noooo let’s no actually try to connect black ops 1 with this game. Wtf treyarch? this man shouldn’t even be alive let alone IN A ROOM WITH THE PRESIDENT? Do we just forget black ops 1 ever happened?

Erm, we can open doors now? We open doors now!

I actually played this one before your video this time

8:20 the worst game mech only bested by QTE, you cant kill anyone NOT cause of the mission but because to move the plot you must be captured.

If you wanna know, the canon ending is telling the truth, not even joking because of call of duty black ops six 16:03

Genuinely did not know that was Mason.

If you think about it, the crashing was really just another form of melee damage

The only thing I enjoyed about that campaign was that psychological section or maybe I'm just dumb and can't interpret. Very obvious plot points

Yummy uranium

10:40 Damn, didnt know Gorbachov had such nice eyebrows

Can you do a playthrough of world at war campagins its one of my favorites in the future pleease?

How do you have so many issues with games. I just don't get it

Will Quick question Was Sadie named Tali before? Or different person? Just wanna make sure I use the right name and pronouns

old snore

bue adler

WAIT ! No fov modding at the start :(

I’m always saying two colons are better than one

Ngl it aint the worst

Hot war

Russian spies XD I havent played this game in so long omfg

You should probably stop playing these games lmao.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

When are we gonna stop the shitty people from making videos trying to be the next content creator bro bio really says im the quotations guy nahhh bro you sound like the well actually guy and no one likes that guy bro needs a new gimmick

10:35 It's Brezhnev, not Gorbachev

In terms of the bad word thing, I'm fairly certain it extends to anything with player text in it. I've tried to name loadouts dumb names like that in MW2019 and it wouldn't let me

can't name yourself bad words in a game that earned its M rating from violence and also the bad words, and not even in multiplayer which is usually activisions excuse why you can't. it's like they knew you were coming eventually

13:50 id like to think that the one time he uses ADS the game crashed

13:50 The game saw you ADS and simply could not let it stand after letting you have the hipfire perk.

10:43 I believe that's Leonid Brezhnev rather than Mikhail Gorbachev, but hey, I'm a nerd

11:26 Ayo?!

10:38 it was not

0:49 getting me laid is not a one head kill you just had taken damage and then got mailed