A Glorious Guide on How to Play Alistar 

i died at "can man beat cow? maybe a little bit" :D

Lost it at Bullshit

"I milked a weird one with one utter and thick milk" - Darkk Mane 2015

now that it is 2021 we can wait for the great god karnaiac to inevitaibly end us :)

music titled "All star".. alistar... well played dark mane

When I see all these Indian people accomplishing great things I read our history, I'm proud to be an Indian. And then I see this shit. And I'm 10 times as proud to be an Indian.

Holy shit the accent tho

Actually what I said was "It's just a prank bro"

Lets take a break to memorize all the people that died in Paris just a few hours ago. May they rest in peace.

if u play vi and sion u can get vision

I'm not sure, but i think that allistar penta was photoshop...

Man i love the content you put out. You always find something to excite me, i have to say your jokes are simply the best because they are so well-placed throughout the video. I had the urge to let you know that i appreciate your effort and the quality of your videos

gud thing im awake at 00:50 to watch this! #worth

Really sad to see that six years later I still haven't been eaten by Carneiac.

Just found your channel yesterday and I'm making my way through all AP/AD/Guides. Very funny stuff Mane!

Ive watched a couple of your videos now and I have got to say, you are among the funniest youtubers Ive ever seen. Refreshing, witty, and sometimes stupidly funny. Keep up the great work!

I was told to msg on one of the videos I played with you tho (aka im acegodward) (Aka I played kat when you played rammus)

"I've milked a cow once, it was really weird it only had one udder and the milk was really thick" I almost missed that ALMOST

first one of your videos i have seen, found it whilst browsing for a genuine ali guide. haven't laughed this much in a while. you sir are a foot placement (leg-end)

Honestly, This is the perfect amount of comedy, for the length of the video, and all of the comedy is top tier.

No ones gonna question the fact he milked a male cow?

Oh boy! Kiandymundy is the greatest animator ever and his beard is truly outrageous

Okay so ive been playing league for a year now cause i need something free to play after selling my xbox and starting college and getting my own place, but your sense of humor is literally identical to mine and you speak to my soul, youre hilarious and please keep doing what youre doing man!

Dear, Darkk Mane, thanks for teaching me how to play Alistar. I'm new to the game and I find your guides really helpful and useful. Thank you again for making the world a better place.

7:05 and we though 2021 was going to be better than 2020

Pls 7:02 Music download link :D

Your humor is amazing really. Love it

the puns are GOLD especially the urgot one lmao. nice work dude keep up the gud work.

"I have milked a cow. It was weird tho, I only had one udder and the milk was like really thick." Lost it at that point xD -Darkk Mane 2015

0:01 Gave me Nightmares...

Thanks man, probably your best vid so far.

I think this is your best guide yet.

Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

Only ONE utter and the milk was really THICK

this is my favorite guide u have made

Your best work so far. Love it!

Dude the accent is fucking perfect

"It was weird though, it had one udder, and the milk was really thick!" xDD

you are my favorite league player of all time. i love you and never stop Darkk Mane.

this is the 1st time i actually laugh on one of your videos~ good job

can man beat cow maybe a little bit I died

Do a glorious guide on how to play teemo :D

Darkk I love your videos, you are truly my favourite RU-vidr!

Dark, I feel like you put to much effort into these, I get every reference and it's killing my soul.

You forgot to link your own background music in the description

"If you had a lane with Alistar and Urgot, I guess you could call it BullShit" 😂👌

I love your sense of humor, dude. I hope you'll grace us with more non-league videos in the future.

2:13 kenshiro music is fantastic, liking this video just for that reference. FIST OF THE NORTH STAR

do a glorious guide for TEEMO !!!

Shoot guys, we thought 2020 was bad but this is the year the ancient god Carnayak (to whom we will all sacrifice ourselves) is gonna show up. We’re really screwed.

you deserve my subscription! well done, love your humor!

That's some sweet background music you made there. Sounded almost like you were just using that Rubee guy from Banjo Kazooie's voice. That's like- TWO Rare jokes in one.

It's been 6 years where's the ancient god of destruction Car jack or whatever

7:10 WAIT THAT WAS 6 YEARS AGO

honestly i think you are a comedic genius. i love your videos XD

Ohhhh I see what you did with the music in the outro. Smash Mouth with All Star because you are playing AliStar. Genius.

7:20 LOL

There wasn't even a breakdown of the abilities :(

Wow, Dark mane I thought you may might have been getting stale but this is so different but exactly the same love your videos keep it up

Lol I love your videos! :D I also like the montages and tips as well thanks xD

who came here after he saw dark mane's face :|

I lost it when he said "I've milked a cow before but it was weird it only had one utter and the milk was really thick."

dident understand a single word. loved it. please continue.

Should've made a glorious guide to AP Alistar. I like your weird builds

Can't milk these

which dark man video had the 7 11 joke? trying to find it

Saw only one vid, subscribbled. Awesome humor.

You've improved massively the past 200k subs

the joke he made after 1:25 made me suscrube

DESIGNATED. SHITTING. STREETS.

On of the best vidoes you have ever made

oh my god these videos so incredible, love your channel

Is everyone going to just ignore the "milking a single udder" joke? Yes? Ok.

Guys I never accomplished anything in life. Can we change this?

I realized at 6:30 that he background music is "hey, you're an all star". You know cuz ALLiSTAR. You make me smile mane.

DMX to double pile driving that kat was the best part

DESIGNATED E S I G N A T E D

music name at 7:02?

I could have died at that your milk got spoiled part.

Don't know why i'm back here. Just can't get over how funny that on going joke is.

3:23 i died

So down to be consumed by Karnak Nov 13, 2021 👅🥩🍖🍔😩👌delish~

It has been 6 years. Has he arrived? I’m ready.

The purple squid...thing legend returns!

mocking one's own country for comedy... well let me whip out the mordekaisers and the zileans

First video I've seen of this guy.. Can I get an honest reply of why I might be interested in other content of this person when this didn't entertain me? Just curious and too lazy to look for myself. 277k subs shouldn't lie..

darkmanne fills you with determination

this video is amazing I'm so happy you made my day thank you ❤❤

I constantly watch this for his cover of Behind These Hazel Eyes

I love your videos so much holy shit and I found the backup joke hilarious

long time no see dude ! i like your vids

Ty for teaching me how to play benny the bull, Darkk Shane!!

Finally another glorious Guide

dude i love your video funny as hell realy wanna see more just waiting for more vids ^^

Thank you man, i missed it that much.

i think maybe... maybe.. maaaaybeeee!!! we would love to watch a glorious guide on how to play urgot

Ur senSe of humour is too good

ancient god of destruction, carnaick, we await you on this fine year 6 years later to enlighten us humans of how to eat alistar so we can sacrifice ourselves to you

That gangplank galleon remix was amazing

I just came from the gnar video. much has changed in the last year. please add back the steps to beating them