The Lore of Every LoL Champion Dumbed Down to a Single Sentence 

"Tries to kill everyone because after life didn't meet his quality standards" Now that's an angry customer right there.

Yasuo committed himself to the title of "The Unforgiven" to the point he deadass refuses to listen to an entire nation forgiving him

"Death obsessed edge-lord kills himself so he could be dead." He's a fucking genius, why didn't i think of that?

“The afterlife didn’t meet his quality standards” is a waay more powerful line than it has any reason to be

So Ryze is just another powerful purple man who is searching for some ludicrously powerful shiny colored rocks

"Buffed woman tests people's desire to live by basically killing them" This is a masterpiece without a doubt.

"buff man detests the gods despite technically being one" somehow also fits Kratos

For those wanting more detailed Rammus; Armadillo Turtle is just vibing along while an entire desert nation believes him to be a God.

Yasuo's lore be like: "Man is forgiven by everyone, refuses to listen."

The Vi one is...shockingly accurate.

"Sheriff spends her entire life hunting down someone she talks to on a daily basis"💀

"impractical assassin gives up if he doesnt kill his target in one hit" this hit the nail on the head, lorewise and gameplay wise

fiddlesticks: fear demon tries to expand his voicing career fiddle's VA: receives an award for best voice acting since he did all of fiddle's terrifying voicelines WITHOUT filters or editing programs. All himself.

Rammus' story moved me to tears, truly inspiring 😢

"statue comes to life with the power of hyPOCRACY" not only was that delivery executed perfectly, that was such an amazing summary and I live for it

Heimerdinger: “Science guy does science things because science” Singe: “Science guy does war crimes because science” Beautiful

Yone’s lore should’ve been: “he was salty for losing the 1v1 and wanted the run back”

"Knife lady kills people because she likes killing people." Nailed it.

Jinx lore before Arcane: "She is a funny Psychopath hihi" Jinx lore after Arcane: *Death, misery and hatred*

I had no idea Cho'gath's lore was that complex.

This is the end result of only having a day to make an entire video lmao

"Fear monster tries to expand his voice acting career" WHEEEEEEEEEEEZE

"Big man strong. Big man swings ax." "Big man strong. Big man swing sword." I'm wheezing

"Local karen attempts to kill the entire world after the afterlife didn't meet his quality standards" This killed me XD

Necrit: *Explains league lore over video upon video, for a total that would take days of non stop watching to go through* The Chad NickyBoi: *Does it in barely more time than it takes to read most short stories.*

Despite the lore being dumbed down, I learned more about all these characters than the damn descriptions could ever teach me.

"Ghost curse turns man just as ugly on the outside as he is on the inside" and "bloodbender with alzheimer's returns to the world only during moments of historical importance" are the best descriptions I have ever heard for Thresh and Vladimir.

"Ice witch paints herself as the hero of the story, protecting the world from an insurmountable threat that she herself caused". You just completely got me there, what can I say. Amazing video

"Betrayal stings like salt on a wound" "Stinky pirate shocks to be betrayed by everyone he has already betrayed" Another gankplank betrayed by you

This ended up being way funnier and more entertaining than I expected, for something you threw together in a day and full of 100% information I already knew. Simply yelling "VeNgEaNcE!!!" for Kalista really got me for some reason. 😂 Also Bard as "celestial pillow fort," Kayn/Rhaast "all-powerful blood god fails to corrupt spindly weeb," and Taric the "godly safety inspector."

Karthus finds beauty and peace in the afterlife and wants to share it with everyone else. He even objects to the way Mordekaiser and Thresh attempts to shackle the souls of the dead. He's actually kind of a good guy if we look past the part where he doesn't have the patience to wait for people to die of natural causes.

I've never played lol in my life and I have no idea who most of these characters are but this one single video made me love all of them instantly

The first "Bug eats things" got me more than it should've. And the "disgustingly humble creature" bit too

I thought this was going to be pretty bad, but you got way too many laughs out of me in the end. Props to "bonus difficulty settings for their victims."

"power of horny" and "what lore??" made me laugh

"Shadow ninja brings balance to his homeland by destroying the balance of his homeland" LOL! Brilliant 🤣

Man, never realised how funny some of the Champions' lore become by simply breaking them down to a single, hilariously accurate sentence 🤣

6:30 “ludicrously powerful mage *endures* racism” im still laughing at that one

“Impractical assasin gives up if he doesn’t kill his target in one hit” Seems about right, every Talon player does that.

Fun fact: you can just say negative 40 degrees, because that is where the Fahrenheit and Celsius scales meet

I love the Garen vs Darius lore. When I was younger I always thought they were brothers because they look so similar yet different

Veigar isn't even a bad magic user either, it's just that nobody takes him seriously despite his potentially world-breaking power

"impractical assassin gives up of he doesn't kill his target in one hit" This has to be the most Accurate explanation to Talon in lore and in the actual game.

“Purple man think he good doctor, purple man just kill people” yep that’s our *Dr* Mundo

I love how Diana’s and leona’s are just the same thing flipped around

"Statue comes to life by the power of hypocrisy" LMAO

as a pyke main, "fisherman eaten by fish becomes super villain version of jack the ripper" got a good chuckle out of me. very good video, big ups.

Strongly accurate depiction of Shaco's lore.

Syndra's is so accurate it HURTS. She has potentially to be so interesting and they just... don't do anything with her?? She had a floating castle, for crying out loud! Imagine the places she could go!!

This must be one, if not THE best, league of legends lore video to ever exist, I laughed my arse off. You sir win the internet in my eyes.

The Kayle Morgana lore was always one of my favs bc just by the champions looks and splash arts I assumed Kayle was the good twin and Morgana was the evil twin. Then you read the lore and it's very much the opposite lol. Also the old void champs lmfaoo "bug who eats things".

I made this a little bit EASIER fr you ALL

As a lore enthusiast, yes, pretty much acurate. Especially the Morde ones. Literally cannot explained better.

i love it, no one can say shit about ram because of how balanced hes always been, how docile he is, and only says "OK" to everything well respected champ in my opinion the most respected champ in the game

Hwei: Artist whos entire family got killed by artist with gun because art. Also, heres some for LOR specific champs: Poro king: Kid's stuffed doll comes to life thanks to the power of baking Elder dragon: Inexplicably powerful force of nature cannot be stopped but has to wake up from his nap first Norra: Rat being chased by parasite and sentient book keeps exploring despite being asked to stop. Edit 1: Adding more Smolder: Azymondias with none of the redeeming qualities of azymondias Jack: Fishfaced rich guy from pirate Town likes to punch people New skarner: Giant rock bug wakes up and chooses violence

4:13 Mordekaiser's just got me: "Local karen attempts to kill the entire world after the afterlife didn't meet his quality standards. "

This video isn't just funny because of the jokes, but because those jokes are still completely accurate to the character Kindred's has to be my favorite

"commits genocide to magical beings despite dating one" is the most accurate description of Jarvan and Demacia imaginable

As someone who has read the lore I miss say your descriptions of Fiddlesticks and Khartus are perfect

As a morde main I am disappointed you didn´t say: Sauron and uinstantly moved on to the next champ and actually dedicated 2 seconds to him

Man, how nice of NickyBoi to actually give Shaco an indepth lore

"Barbarian man literally refuses to die because *yes."*

I know you mentioned War Crimes a lot but Im failry sure that Teemo's PTSD stems from his own war crimes lmao

My god someone acnowledged that Morgana ISN'T A VILLAIN. Now someone needs to remind the Riot skin department of that. I want a skin where Morgana is a hero. Please.

I could close my eyes and understand roughly 80% of the champs being described. The ones i couldn’t, were the ones I forgot existed.

"old man rides on an immortal lizard while screams at trespassers" Yup, that's Kled alright.

I'm gonna jump to J4's defense here: J4 isn't fully aware of the extent to which the Mageseekers actually go in how they treat mages and if I'm not mistaken he was pretty big on trying to ease tensions with mages and non-mages to the point of trying to protect Lux by being open to an arranged marriage with her that she just never showed up for. J4 is a young prince who's trying to step into the new shoes of king after his father's assassination that he thinks Sylas is responsible for when in all actuality it was pretty much just Katarina. Despite all that, he's trying to make it work with mages. Either way, Kayle's going to come back when Morgana reveals herself to the world again and she's going to wipe the slate clean and kill every last single Mageseeker so it doesn't matter.

6:01 Best summary of Shaco ever

Does the dictator actually trick the demon into becoming his prosthetic arm? Or did the demon trick the dictator into thinking that it is just a prosthetic arm? No one knows.

I broke down in tears at the sheer complexity and depth to the Cho'Gath lore, when he said "It's Morbin' Time." Something in me shattered, I don't think media will ever be able to compete with what I just witnessed.

Darius Lore: Big Man Strong, Big Man Swing Axe Garen Lore: Big Man Strong, Big Man Swing Sword i can't🤣🤣🤣

For Kindred, I’d personally have gone with: death befriends itself

2:59 Kalista's characterization gets really fleshed out in the Ruination novel. Everyone should check it out it's realy good!

As a darius main the definition of Darius's lore cant be more accurate.

Oh my goodness, this is AMAZING! Thank you! I laughed so hard and saved your video so I can do so again whenever I need to laugh. :) I also learned some.

"Celestial Pillow Fort" is the best description of Bard that has ever existed

I'm honestly surprised that Corki, Cho, and Shaco still doesn't have real lore to them. Like, Corki can be a pilot from Piltover and have a role there, Cho can be terrorizing parts of Runeterra or at least word is being spread of Cho, and Shaco can fall under the demons that manifested from an emotion or concept like Fiddle or Tahm.

This is single-handedly my favorite video on the internet.

I loved when Zyra outroed all over the video. Truly one of the lores of all time

Missed oportunity not giving tryndamere "his right arm is stronger than his left arm"

7:12 It's wild to me how detailed Udyr's splash art is. Look at that hand that's right next to the camera, there's so much detail in it that it's sort of insane. Meanwhile you look at Jax's splash art and it's just him with a flat background that has... uhh... those look like carved rocks or something? Really makes you wish that Riot would just get to work giving these champions visual updates or ASUs already. Especially Varus, his retconn was so significant that his voice lines are flat out representing a different character.

got to love the simplicity of @Nickyboi flipping some of the characters ... Ashe and Sejuani had me laughing

Tiny adventurer goes on a tiny adventure makes me want want to know what they were up to today

Ah that Rammus lore... realy brought tears into my eyes...

To be honest this can only be understood by those who actually know the lore

Wait till you see: "Big man strong, big man... shoot bow?!"

i loved cho,corki and shaco's lore, thank god you simplified it

The morde one ist just like so funny. Imagine a Karen coming to the afterlive and then just screaming herself back to live.

I will always love content creators taking every oportunity they have to bash Kai'sa's design, also Swain is my favorite character and you nailed the description

Well I’ve never seen u before and no joke this made me laugh so much I subscribed.

Lissandra: The antagonist Ryze: The Main Character The Void: The Villian Zilean: The narrator Seraphine: trash

It may be low hanging fruit but I am SLIGHTLY disappointed that SHURIMA isn't mentioned during Azir's lore.

sometimes the most scuffed videos turn out to be the most entertaining thankyou nickyboi for yet another absolute banger

Rammus lore is my favorite lore because it mostly just consists of people trying to figure out what the heck Rammus is while he rolls around just vibing.

2:54 thats a good point actually

4:56 "buff man detests the gods despite technically being one" so kratos...

“gigantic manta ray names herself after her first meal” ah yes and here we have “Breast Milk”

Bug eats things 10-10 description right there

Holy shit this video is so good. The script is on fleek, and your delivery alone made me crack up a dozen times

"The grim reaper's fursona with bonus difficulty settings for their victims" So ether Lambs arrow or Wolfs snack, right? 3:25