A Job Is A Job | The Tim Dillon Show

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Tim talks about getting a flat tire in Harlem, Biden’s brain, not being the first, 90’s songs as speeches and Tucker Carlson’s Vladimir Putin interview.
00:00 Getting A Flat Tire In Harlem
06:58 Biden’s Brain
12:11 Not Being The First
22:19 90’s Songs As Speeches
42:21 Tucker Carlson’s Vladimir Putin Interview
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@scottforster8361 5 месяцев назад

There is nobody even close to Timmy’s level when it comes to solo podcasting

@gas-vc2zo 5 месяцев назад

Theo maybe

@RoyalFizzbin 5 месяцев назад

Most are tough to listen to when they’re the only one mic’d.

@j.b.7133 5 месяцев назад

Bill Burr.

@rods5569 5 месяцев назад

Burr is pretty damn good. And Alex Jones, whether you like what he does or you hate it, he is the best at whatever you call what he does. Overall Dillon is #1 though.

@Harry-ys7br 5 месяцев назад

@@gas-vc2zoup there

@Antonez01 5 месяцев назад

I’m a 53 year old gay disabled mother of 4. Thank you Tim for bravely towing your bentley and warning us of the Venezuelans. Hero 🇺🇸🦅

@JohnceeGumbo 5 месяцев назад

Sarcasm?

@systemicsystems703 5 месяцев назад

As white raked through the coals' divorced Dad. No, it's not sarcasm. It's truth! Why? You got answer?

@katdog9786 5 месяцев назад

52 Whhite Beeach. No worries. My concern within first minute is the tell of the said Bentley. Seems almost old now. Carry on Timmy D

@VinceTrau 5 месяцев назад

Well I'm a 47 year old, male, female, black, Asian, dog, cat, African toddler of European decent, who is a mother of 29, a widower, a divorce, an only child, and my own father.

@dertythegrower 5 месяцев назад

Nonsense above. All of it.

@Alexis_-_ 5 месяцев назад

Michelle Obama doing the Tracy Chapman Fast Car lyrics as a speech is perfect 😂

@wcstults 5 месяцев назад

It works so well it might happen.

@tmacfan824 5 месяцев назад

When I found out Fast Car was sung by a black woman I really had to sit down and look at myself in the mirror...

@wronggg 5 месяцев назад

@@tmacfan824I thought Tracey Chapman was a gay man.

@ScottyDoesntKnow69 5 месяцев назад

@@wrongggwell if Michael gets elected it will be mandatory for everyone to be gay and for every child to be transitioned

@deigamohamed707 5 месяцев назад

😂😂

@PhillA397 5 месяцев назад

Tim saying “China China ! Putin is your ally” to his adopted Asian god child sent me through the roof laughing 😂😂😂

@dyyylllaannn 5 месяцев назад

He did this bit during his live set and it was truly fucking hilarious. He added a severely autistic nonverbal daughter to the mix for flavor

@mattasticmattattack8546 5 месяцев назад

" Pour out some hot tub water for Matthew Perry" 😂 Tim the best 🤣🤣🤣

@CHAVABRUHH1 5 месяцев назад

After the club watching Tim Dillon at 4:20 am. Life’s good.

@TurkeyCreekjackjohnson_ 5 месяцев назад

Shut up

@Mr_Boifriend 5 месяцев назад

Paradise

@Maddy-cy9fu 5 месяцев назад

Felt

@noahbaird1901 5 месяцев назад

There goes my hero

@cipherviper 5 месяцев назад

Tears of joy!!😹

@vaughncollins1386 5 месяцев назад

I am truly disturbed a Bentley wouldn’t have a spare tire. I was gonna buy one tomorrow morning but forget it!

@ms-jl6dl 5 месяцев назад

No he was to lazy.

@p4rmala 5 месяцев назад

He should've bought a Syatt-ley

@aaabbbccc985 5 месяцев назад

My old boss bought a $130k Porsche. This was about 10 years ago. He bragged and bragged on that car. Always wanted to take us for a ride in it to lunch or whatever. One day, coming into work, he got a flat about 1 mile from work. The car didn't have a spare tire, so he had to stand on the side of the road for almost an hour while everyone coming into work saw him stranded, lol.

@vaughncollins1386 5 месяцев назад

@@aaabbbccc985 My comment was tongue in cheek but at the same time I really couldn’t believe there wasn’t a spare in a luxury car. I didn’t know it’s so common with luxury vehicles.

@aaabbbccc985 5 месяцев назад

@vaughncollins1386 I guess it makes sense in a way. If you have that much money to spend on a car, you're probably not changing a tire yourself anyway. Might as well save that space for more trunk space or mechanical placement for more high tech bells and whistles.

@buckfiden607 5 месяцев назад

This country is so insane right now, I can’t believe how much I need to watch this man talk for an hour… just so I can keep going.

@manbearpig7521 5 месяцев назад

❤

@manbearpig7521 5 месяцев назад

Is that true about Tucker and CIA or did Putin see it on TikTok.

@TheJulesfoote 5 месяцев назад

Amen, brother.

@reidsimonson 17 дней назад

We let it become this. Everyone gave an inch until it became a foot until it became a mile.

@HermanTheThird 5 месяцев назад

I'm amazed of the level of comedy judo that Tim demonstrates. He just takes horror and feelings of helplessness, and smashes them to the ground into a pile of giggles. Better than therapy.

@SurfingBoulder 5 месяцев назад

I think its more of a freudian slip and fall off the stairmaster onto a Dennys tremendous 12

@maticbukovac6966 5 месяцев назад

You said it!!! Better than therapy!!

@pearz420 5 месяцев назад

Therapy is a racket.

@lazylion420 5 месяцев назад

like a fat man to the fridge, Tim simply cannot drop anything at 3AM without waking up the whole house

@benshaw2306 5 месяцев назад

That's beautiful

@taturay 5 месяцев назад

Only Alex Jones can rant like Tim and hold a entire podcast by itself 😂

@robertdouglas7460 5 месяцев назад

Never thought for one minute id be listening like a small child as a middle aged queen screams at the moon for over an hour a week. Every week. Well done tim . Best one man poscast in the world

@canwesayit1967 5 месяцев назад

😂😂majorly underrated comment should be top

@lesleyjohnson8488 Месяц назад

😂😂😂❤

@rteezy5683 5 месяцев назад

i truly hope your podcast is gonna be a radiostation in the new GTA6 next year 😂😂😂

@BertoxolusThePuzzled 5 месяцев назад

An Alex Jones parody yeah, but they played him even more over the top lol.

@jakestanton4036 5 месяцев назад

Please make a Tim Dillon radio station on GTA6!!! Even if it’s expensive dlc

@ericdistefano3810 5 месяцев назад

My new favorite get back. A great way to say F.U. “I’m aware”😂

@OlgaTiger1 5 месяцев назад

As a Russian expat in UK , i really enjoy his non traditional satire on Russia/Ukraine issue. Its not excusing but refreshing at the same time. Also its very interesting to learn about US politics outside mainstream shit we get shovsd down our throats here. And also makes me really really warm up to americans , if there is TIm, there are other thinking people there and it gives me hope for the future . If only humour could stop the wars. I hope it will one day. 🙏

@5.0_meatballmarinara 5 месяцев назад

Niggling: causing slight but persistent annoyance, discomfort, or anxiety. Makes perfect sense!

@Matt-gl5fj 5 месяцев назад

Very loud travelers

@morningstar9233 5 месяцев назад

It comes just after "niggardly" in the dictionary.

@qasagod 4 месяца назад

Wait till he finds out about snigger

@johnnym5093 5 месяцев назад

When I have niggling headaches from a weekend long alcohol and amphetamine bender I know I can always count on Tim to relieve some of the pain. God bless.

@ericmartin1245 5 месяцев назад

44:10 him telling his god son to watch the Tucker Carlson episode with Putin killed me 😂

@reforcedrs 5 месяцев назад

"putin is your ally!" lol that had me dead

@Unanythang 5 месяцев назад

As a half black man, hearing Tim rant about Michelle Obama doing an African dance has me laughing so hard it is making it difficult to breathe.

@notstretch 5 месяцев назад

your other half is rioting

@Unanythang 5 месяцев назад

@@notstretch my other half has a little penis and loves kimchi

@scrotusmaximus3043 5 месяцев назад

Do you celebrate February for half the month?

@Maidthatkoolaid 5 месяцев назад

Which half is black; top or bottom? Asking for a friend

@keatonjorgensen8793 5 месяцев назад

RU-vid is gay and deletes my comments

@j.lsherrer5370 5 месяцев назад

Omg! The “Fast Car” bit had me in actual fuckin tears! 🤣 Laughed so hard I scared my damn dog! 😂 Another Dillon comedy gem! 💎

@natemarx4999 5 месяцев назад

Tim Dillon is a heroic gay man.

@tommyboi0 5 месяцев назад

He really is my fat hero

@BigShaneGillis 5 месяцев назад

As if being a heroic man wasn’t gay enough

@GriseldaBSF410 5 месяцев назад

He is the North star of gay men

@ericgrenda2450 5 месяцев назад

There really is some prophetic stuff laced in the rants sometimes 🤌

@GriseldaBSF410 5 месяцев назад

@BigShaneGillis you beat me to it

@MrUnholyTaco 5 месяцев назад

We wish your Bentley well.

@StefsFrameOfReference 5 месяцев назад

I can’t believe how often these hour long podcast feel like their own comedy special

@morontv1401 5 месяцев назад

Free Lizzo is one of my favorite.

@primetimejabroni903 5 месяцев назад

Almost 11 months sober, just came back from hockey, and now Tim has blessed us.

@thomasnohejl8196 5 месяцев назад

Congrats on the sobriety, condolences for your hockey problem.

@ericgrenda2450 5 месяцев назад

Haha. Congrats on the 11 man. Easy does it. Day at a time.

@primetimejabroni903 5 месяцев назад

@@thomasnohejl8196 haha thanks brother

@primetimejabroni903 5 месяцев назад

@@ericgrenda2450 one day at a time 🤘🏻🙏

@CatsAgainstCommunism 5 месяцев назад

Keep coming back ❤

@seblegraham7021 5 месяцев назад

This dropping midnight of my birthday feels like a gift from the universe. Thank you, love 💕

@MrPhanthom86 5 месяцев назад

Happy Birthday :)

@Botchedtoeknife 5 месяцев назад

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

@Mannydamon 5 месяцев назад

All you need is cake 🎂 🥮 🍥! Happy Birthday 🎉

@sapitage9905 5 месяцев назад

West coast? 🧐

@seblegraham7021 5 месяцев назад

@@MrPhanthom86thank you so much 🥹

@Ken.Alexander 5 месяцев назад

TIM DILLON 2024. Wish him well. As he swings the golf club

@cpreid 5 месяцев назад

🏌️‍♂️

@Hrithmus 5 месяцев назад

Solo Tim is the best Tim

@berniekatzroy 5 месяцев назад

Waking up on a Sunday morning to hear Uncle Tim's latest rant is always a gift itself.

@garageganggyms 5 месяцев назад

A Minnesota librarian swaying! 😂 as someone who's living in Minnesota - You Nailed it Tim!

@pitbossea 4 месяца назад

Tim Dillon deserves the Nobel peace prize

@tonyb9560 5 месяцев назад

When Putins Bentley breaks down in Harlem he wants the Venezuelans to come . It makes him feel alive again.

@kameronerdman5870 5 месяцев назад

I love when Tim starts a sentence with “there’s something beautiful about…” 😂😂

@pearz420 5 месяцев назад

The man has an eye for aesthetics.

@ethennass5331 5 месяцев назад

1:02:33 “Let’s hear it for everyone in the shadows folks” TD doing it again like only he can 😂

@CatsAgainstCommunism 5 месяцев назад

Hitting potholes in your brand new 2018 Bentley has got to feel like winning in a game that isn't getting updates anymore.

@FinkyStingers-fr2jq 5 месяцев назад

literally desvribes my life 😂

@systemicsystems703 5 месяцев назад

Brand new??? Have you lost your phucken mind???

@bethanybergeson4192 5 месяцев назад

In Harlem, no less.

@xancypillosi9497 5 месяцев назад

He leases it , if u have ears. But oh well lol

@pearz420 5 месяцев назад

Heroes of the Storm... 🥲

@willringer7169 5 месяцев назад

I’m 4 months sober this podcast is exactly what I needed 👍🏻

@isaactuuri6488 5 месяцев назад

keep it up, got one week here, working on it, good job homie!

@mikeworkalemahu580 5 месяцев назад

You should celebrate the one week mark with a brew

@isaactuuri6488 5 месяцев назад

@@mikeworkalemahu580 lol, appreciate the humor, 'ill drink to that!'

@ShortFormLiFe 5 месяцев назад

Keep it up sir ❤

@Klocaine237 5 месяцев назад

You’re a great American Tim

@chizobamokeke9461 5 месяцев назад

Michelle Obama giving fast car as a speech is genius 😂😂😂 Tim is the goat man!

@ultraentity 5 месяцев назад

I find it wonderfully ironic how someone who says the most insane things at times brings more sanity to the discussion than practically anyone else 😂, comic genius ❤

@wonderbucket1242 5 месяцев назад

My favorite part of the Interview was when Putin said, "It was not Russia that blew up the Nordstrom pipeline, it was you!"... and then Tucker says, "I was busy that day" 😂😂

@justkidding8304 5 месяцев назад

Would you say that interview is worth a listen? Strictly for entertainment, I don't really care who blew up what at this point.

@GreenManGrowing 5 месяцев назад

@@justkidding8304 Putin pissed in a bottle and vomited under the table. Tucker nailed 15 bud lights. Both farted in the mic several times.

@justkidding8304 5 месяцев назад

@@GreenManGrowing so Putin's Jewish?

@ShortFormLiFe 5 месяцев назад

@@GreenManGrowing Protect our Tsars

@JsillsTheBMF 5 месяцев назад

holy shit i had to google Nordstrom pipeline like what?? Nord Stream/Nordstrom this is great comedy!

@Highreel 5 месяцев назад

Timmy please live forever

@Jeff-tt7wj 5 месяцев назад

Every day I’m terrified I’ll wake up to hear hes pulled a Ralphie May. I’d be brought to tears and probably call out of work.

@pearz420 5 месяцев назад

He's far less unhealthy than May was. Despite having spiritual experiences, May never learned to take care of himself. Even his weight loss was too little too late. Tim at least has this part of himself that is reserved about the lifestyle his body has preferred over the years.@@Jeff-tt7wj

@HSGAutomotive 5 месяцев назад

We use the word 'niggling' quite a bit in the UK, like the brain version of an earworm. A little mental itch that you can't scratch until you sort it out

@michaellewis8187 5 месяцев назад

We hear it via EPL soccer/futbol commentators regarding small injuries a lot

@teksimian 5 месяцев назад

that's racist

@HSGAutomotive 5 месяцев назад

@@teksimian You’re racist.

@l-train7876 5 месяцев назад

Ive never heard this word in my life.

@michaellewis8187 5 месяцев назад

It's a very common word in English sports broadcasting. I can only assume it's an older English word, certainly not what Americans think it's connotation means to them

@user-xi3re1zi3l 5 месяцев назад

Bong hits in my 2004 camry at my favorite smoke spot while Timmy delivers the love through a Jbl speaker. America is great

@seanoreilly1832 5 месяцев назад

Tim not knowing the word "niggling" is hilarious

@Bill87762 5 месяцев назад

Is that a half black/ half Asian?

@Eli_B3000 5 месяцев назад

Damn, a literal "Life In The Big City" story right off the bat! Great stuff, as always.

@dominick1lucero 5 месяцев назад

Oh thank god, I almost had thoughts of my own.

@Nat-hr7wx 5 месяцев назад

No fr

@bradcarltonsisk9782 5 месяцев назад

“Old Yeller” 😂😂😂😂😂

@tarico4436 5 месяцев назад

Edging verrrrry close to doing that no no thing. If you tell others to go "visit" the Prez, it's a capital offense.

@Despised_Pharaoh 5 месяцев назад

When it comes to the Venezuelan organized crime family, Tim is the one who is quietly pulling the strings. The Bentley served as a cover story while he collected his cut.

@billyjean5934 5 месяцев назад

Life in the big city!

@pedrosolitario6532 5 месяцев назад

Makes perfect sense as to why the cops scrammed as soon as he showed up.

@zaycad215 5 месяцев назад

Joey Diaz on the walkie talkie giving orders in spanish

@cb3648 5 месяцев назад

He's like Hesh on the Sopranos, or possible Robert DiBernardo of the Gambino family.

@MuayThai4Runners 5 месяцев назад

Best way to chase off the Sunday Scaries is listening to Tim narrate the end of the empire. Also, never rely on a British vehicle as your primary source of transportation.

@zachnantz5304 5 месяцев назад

3 AM podcast release when I'm 3 weeks sober? Alright i'm opening up the bud light

@DonValero-ix6xh 5 месяцев назад

Don't.

@cheekyfella4771 5 месяцев назад

@@DonValero-ix6xhThis

@youcancallmechachi7962 5 месяцев назад

Im 17 months sober

@Bergamot88 5 месяцев назад

Do you guys still put wine or beer in your food or is that off limits as well?

@cheekyfella4771 5 месяцев назад

@Bergamot88 I don't know everything but I'd say it might be best to avoid if you're trying to be sober. Best to just have no booze at all in any form. That's what many people say

@seventhsun1982 5 месяцев назад

16:47-18:04 Tim with a great impression of Barry Hussein O's election win speeches

@ryankemeny 5 месяцев назад

Wish I could go on rants with my thoughts like this. A real skill you have Tim.

@pucz8215 5 месяцев назад

Watching Tim complain about his Bentley troubles made me remember Tim and kump thanking a fan for sending them a subway gift card

@Hello.Newman 5 месяцев назад

1:00:54 Tims screech of pleasure is what this country needs in these trying times! Very good!

@TheCodyP123 5 месяцев назад

Perfect timing for fellow east coast creatures of the night

@tamuccal1 5 месяцев назад

Man, Tim just has a talent for distilling down complex political situations into very relatable, easy to understand analogies. I mean, I guess every standup has that talent to some degree but Tim is next level. He gets to the heart of what people can relate to, not any deep level analytical bs that goes over everyone’s heads. That whole party analogy, brilliant and spot on

@hrtdinasaurette3020 5 месяцев назад

I’m in the U.K. Sunday. None of it’s good here, non stop housework to the back ground noise of Monday dread and… then… IT’S TIMMY TIME ! Unplug the vacuum, pour a mommy’s vodka based drink, put those trotters up n laugh til my sides ache! God bless this man! 😂❤

@alexandruf9408 5 месяцев назад

We wish everyone well

@Dippedwithsweet 5 месяцев назад

Tim is exhibiting the type of clarity associated with near death experiences and having your car towed

@Cuptial-ev9tb 5 месяцев назад

This was gold. Both the Michelle advice at the beginning and the grandpa Putin thing at the end.

@stephangray2436 5 месяцев назад

😂😂😂 holy shit. That fast car bit is hilarious

@DocumentedCreeps 5 месяцев назад

Thank you Tim! Bless up!

@AUSSIEBLOKE76 5 месяцев назад

U would let him inside u I bet 😂

@FRANCESCOBERGOMI 5 месяцев назад

Tim mentioning Wendy Carlos from the Stanley Kubrick movies at 14:10 is absolutely one of his best moments. Pure gold.

@funkk 5 месяцев назад

For real! Wendy is a legend!

@QEsposito510 5 месяцев назад

Are you talking about Walter Carlos?

@FRANCESCOBERGOMI 5 месяцев назад

@@QEsposito510 Wendy Carlos, that is. You shouldn't deadname her 😉.

@codysmiff222 5 месяцев назад

Love the Ukraine colored polo during the Putin talk 😂

@nickarkesteyn 5 месяцев назад

Tim...you are sooooooo goddamn good....people would follow you no matter what!!!! You are the only patrion on follow. Everyone! Join Tim's patrion!!!!

@VIRG333 5 месяцев назад

Stayed in tonight thanks for dropping at oddly convenient time yall rock 🎸

@AwkwardLoser 5 месяцев назад

What happened to the Audiobook of “Death By Boomers”?

@tarico4436 5 месяцев назад

Publishers tried to get their cut, Tim said no, so now he's self-publishing. Supposed to be out this summer? He talked about it in the last three months? Sorry, this is a Biden memory for me, either 2 weeks ago or 2 months ago (?) he talked about his book's delay.

@AM2K2 5 месяцев назад

Fake business

@chriskasek6376 5 месяцев назад

i looked it up on amazon. says it comes out in april.

@sirg-had8821 27 дней назад

I hope the audio book is narrated by Ghislaine Maxwell.

@kateharrison 5 месяцев назад

Seriously get so excited every time a new episode gets put up ❤

@xaviercook7996 5 месяцев назад

Currently looking at investment properties in the 3-4000 square foot range, but it’s a real knife fight out there

@sleeplosangeles 5 месяцев назад

On million dollars

@Queefy 5 месяцев назад

Late Night Tim, nice!

@KevinSanchez-ub3yh 5 месяцев назад

This is only show where I’m genuinely excited to watch every week

@EpiclyCrazyy 5 месяцев назад

One of the all-time great Tim Dillon podcasts. People will look back on this podcast to get a glimpse into our time

@yeedbottomtext7563 4 месяца назад

Where’s the new show?

@isaiahsanchevy9252 5 месяцев назад

"Honey, put something on for the kids so we can go fuck." *puts on Tucker - Putin interview*

@Brand00d 4 месяца назад

Another great podcast, Tom. Keep it up my guy.

@staunchy3283 5 месяцев назад

My god Tim these just keep getting better and better. This was brilliant. 😂

@JiggyGnorrus 5 месяцев назад

Yay 2am post n my life still suuuuuuxxxxxx

@Botchedtoeknife 5 месяцев назад

yezzir

@chickenmanmackenzie3525 5 месяцев назад

sleep schedule might freakin help

@BigShaneGillis 5 месяцев назад

Maybe stop listening to Freemasons

@itsjammbi 5 месяцев назад

what do we wish? we wish you well.

@sirg-had8821 27 дней назад

*Tee-off*

@rudymartinez5934 5 месяцев назад

Tim Dillon. You’re making a lot of sense. Love it. 😂

@shaneb4923 5 месяцев назад

Your The Man Timmy Polo!! Keep Up The Great Work Brother.

@Mr_Boifriend 5 месяцев назад

What a joy it must be to have this man for a God Father

@RockMacDonald23 5 месяцев назад

WE NEED TIM AS A RADIO SHOW IN GTA 6. I AM A NOBODY BUT I WILL DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN.

@GreenManGrowing 5 месяцев назад

ALL CAPS WILL PREVAIL

@pearz420 5 месяцев назад

BUT YOU ARE NOBODY AS YOU SAID

@ajayjawad4629 5 месяцев назад

Who cannot love this man!

@tony4996 5 месяцев назад

Saw you at Levity Live on Friday. Came all the way from Harlem. Worth it, but will admit, it definitely felt I was in the middle of no where while out there. Mall was nice, felt like I was back in the 2000’s.