A Leaf Made of... Meat?? 

so a plant based heart

see if you can give humans photosynthesis

@@jamescheddar4896 Dude fck veganism, we go for photoism :D Straight from the soure itself!

If you want a vegetable I can give you my braindead mother in law

@@jamescheddar4896 i don't think you could live off of water and the sun, concerning the efficiency of photosynthesis...

May I point out that he used "occult philosophy" as a text book for this project😂? 7:43 .

We need a venn diagram of man made, horrors, and within comprehension

@@heavencanceller1863 sounds like something xkcd would do.

Great comment.

When will they become beyond our comprehension? Will it be AI or will be be walking meat leaves?

How expensive do you think it would be to do this process once? Ballpark

@@Ton12extremely. Need for extremely sterile conditions and components like FBS make it very expensive.

Ballpark? If you had no equipment or facility, I'm assuming a minimum investment of at least $100,000 USD@@Ton12

meat leaf

I also work in a lab, and I wondering if he has a lab or something, because how would he have all this 😭

The picatrix would be a fun read for you

With less failed attempts 😂 at least from what's being shown in videos

​@@MagicalKidImagine he has a "failed attempt" while making a virus and makes the next pandemic lmfao

He is much more than Nilered. Nilered's experiments are something chemists have been doing for decades. This man over here is bringing cutting edge investigation to his own lab and youtube! Pretty insane.

His alcohol aging video had him sharing a bunch of drinks with Nile and Nile just says "They all taste the same".

They're IRL friends so that's probably not an accident that they have similarities

Tbf, the meat leaf is actually a lot more useful for humanity than trying to understand how dark matter works.

​@@lambda653well the thing is that all of science is useless out of context I mean right now it may seem that this only fills useless textbooks but maybe one day we'll find a way to revolutionize travel or find alien civilizations

First learn how this stuff works, then do stuff with it

@@lambda653 understanding how dark matter and energy works could in the far future lead to HUGE innovations in travel, energy generation and stuff we can't even imagine yet

@NexusLore Probably not though. All of those potential discoveries fall under black swan events, which means something fundamental about our understanding of physics completely changes. That's definitely not impossible, but considering how accurate our current theories are, and just how many resources we've already put into to find every possible potential application of every single physics theory, at this point we're pretty sure that if there is a use, it will be so advanced and complicated that we'll never see it come into fruition within the next century. This is not the case with many other fields of science like molecular biology or neuroscience. We're pretty certain that there are world changing advancements waiting to be made in those fields within the next 100 years. Like curing blindness or permanent paralysis. Obviously, there could still be some hookup about human biology that would completely stall our progress in curing blindness, but the difference is that our current scientific knowledge of physics suggests that any practical use for dark matter is completely useless and unfeasible, while our current scientific understanding of biology suggests that it is completely physically feasible to repair or replace eyeballs.

I want to see that SO bad!!

same lol.

man made horrors

"When humans play gods, it ends in total dismay and destruction, and so we are playing gods now." Can't remember who said that, but i totally agree with that quote.

@@Cyanfox3006 nah, if it's fun it was worth it. In any case, the high adaptability of the human species is rooted in our inclination to play god, as we can adapt the environment to serve us.

The creature from the original telling of Frankenstein wasn’t brought to life by lightning, the lightning thing came from how Victor was inspired to start learning alchemy because he saw a tree get obliterated by lightning (sorry, I’m not intentionally being a book snob, that’s just one of my favorite useless facts)

​@@gemma7438that's actually a cool fact! I didn't knew that

Meatatarian Plant dinners

A small population of humans are transgender. Then there have been these jokes about transveganism. In that vein, would these be called.. transplants?

I think popeyes once made a carrot shaped sausage, they called it the "marrot"

What kindof of dish is “leaf”

How does a meat leaf salad sound?

Meat salad

​@@Zamu273Meat salad

imagine a pork mango

Fish IS a vegetable. -Ron Swanson

You just haven't read enough wh40k lore

Thanks to these *clear* instructions, I was able to make a beating heart!.... I hate it

Precisely my thoughts. It's hard enough to know all this science, maintain a lab and work in it. The fact that they manage to film everything and explain all the processes with transparence (pun intended) is outstanding!!

This is how vita carnis universe began...

he knows that nobody thats actually smart wants to watch him make a meat vegetable fish, but i do 😂

I still don’t understand tho

🤓

@@josephdogg1shut the hell up and appreciate the original comment

@@josephdogg1Whats wrong with that? Let them be

​@@josephdogg1🧌

That's you Joseph dog

I mean, arent we not meat based robots?

@@discountpotato5680 we are not. we are living organisms

@@breadcraft3605 What is an organism?

@@jimijenkins2548 A meat based robot

@@BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB2 But enough chatter. Have at ye!

School is 1000x better in college than in high-school (depending on the school) small interests turn into fields of research and career

meat leaf.

@@chillstorm2341 please dont hurt me

I mean... who doesn't want to make meat leaves (aside from the vegans)

​@@Divi_the_Zationsorcery

Gotta define "living being" first though. :3

Meat Based Vegetable Fish with a brain on a chip interfacing with a computer........ Remote controlled meat based vegetable fish.

​@@Dogo.R a being that feeds, grows and breathes. We can set aside the "procreation" part, because then we must consider all barren people are dead.

This *is* the cooking channel.

​@@Dogo.R featherless biped

I’m happy for you congrats

Another thanks from New Brunswick :)

Leaf meat watching the development of their antithesis.... Meat leaf.

Hmm tasty right!

there’s literally the goal dude, catch up

Would this mean that we could never run out of meat to use or eat?

@@growlie2676 We are working on something different for that. (Selective cloning.) Meaning we only grow the parts of the animal we want to eat and it was never a thinking creature. What they are talking about is more for organ repairs.

I was thinking the same thing.

​@@growlie2676such a thing already exists. it's called farming

Science in my opinion is just fully understood dark magic, it's so fucking bizarre sometimes

@@avokka Science is looking real hard at things and (usually metaphorically) trowing rocks at them to see what happens. By definition "meddling with the unknown". The thing most wrong with your comment is the "fully understood" part. White magic is engineering.

@@marcosalmeida3947so dark magic possible kinda bad idea considering military use may be a thing

WHERE WAS THIS WHAT

​@avokka There's definitely a validity to Fire Emblem 3H rebranding all its Dark magic to "Reason" magic!

tell me about it

How do you do the crossed out text?

@@MadAxolotl dark magic?

-text-

@@MadAxolotlbasically you do this - text - (Without adding any space between the dash and the text)

Ohhh -text- cool

They remainder is pretty much nutritionally useless to humans though. Well it would work as a fibre supplement as cellulose is an indigestible sugar but everything of nutritional value is gone.

hah it looks like techno blades remains lmao

​@@phlegmony tf

I don't really see how this will pass the final hurdle of human tests

​@@ayoCCyeah there's too many close minded folks who will be too afraid of progress to try to save lives

literally i feel that in my soul

so true, as an organic chem major that really does encapsulate the lab experience

I thought he was just channeling AvE there for a bit.

Me at night :

sussiest part

Meat Tree

Delicious meaty Meat Tea

mmm, meat wine

When the plants give you a high five on the way into the winyard but they have no mouth so they cannot scream. XD

The ultimate goal is resurrecting meatloaf... He would do anything for... Science...

He may have a business email on his RU-vid page if this comment doesn’t get his attention.

Hi, are you referring to the crossing kingdoms paper (Gershlak et al. 2016)? This was a main paper for a research project we did in my Master's Course and we tried the technique on apples. Nice work.

@@lukasduday8855 Yes, but I joined in 2020 and completely took over the biomedical applications when the other members moved to cellular agriculture. Now we have a funded grant for a skin graft and I am collecting preliminary data for small diameter vascular grafts.

Poor apple

I don't know if you're serious or not. It's hard to tell these days. If you are, how about doing the human race a favor. Find a place as far away from everyone else as possible, and just stay there. None of this kind of thing is going to end well. It's gone too far already.

flying fish 💀😭

Godzilla vs King Kong irl. Or the flood from Halo.

Vita carnis irl?

@@ismeldagzz5056 I hope not

@@TheUlquiorraCifer More like, ads made out of meat. All everything comes down to ads

Bone sculptures are already a thing. Chrizelephantine and carved bone been known since ancient greece.

​@@secretname2670Yeah but it's Cooler when you know it's bioengineered y'know

@@bronze1557 thats a oneshot idea, it'll get boring after the limelight of novelity goes out.

@@secretname2670 All art is temporary anyways

@@secretname2670you dont have to be a buzzkill lol

There's also the branch of lab-grown meat as food, i.e. steak that tastes, feels and essentially is real, normal meat but without having to harm animals And just considering that aspect from a climate-perspective seems pretty cool too

No. We need vegetable fish

Maybe banana leaf could be useful for that

Let me answer on that, since I am currently working on it. Gaudette did not take in consideration the need for redundancy of the venation pattern in order to achieve functional vascularization. Also, they did not look into the inner structure of the vessels, which makes re-endothelialization unlikely for spinach leaves. Serkan Dikici briefly noted this limitation in a paper in 2019. However, there are plants that are better suited (e.g. lemons, who are naturally redundant). If you open a botanical atlas, you will find plenty of good candidates (mostly from Indonesia)!

@@diegoolivares1081 THAT WAS ONE OF MY FAVORITE ONES, I COULDN'T REMEMBER IT WHEN I WAS Typing THE COMMENT! Closest i could think is a palm frond 🤣🤣🤣. Bananas would be excellent because they're an extremely wasteful crop. The plant the berries grow from lasts only one season. That's a healthy supply of banana leaves right there (save those used for culinary purposes)

@@gmen412 i was wondering about how to deal with the open circulatory system of plants. I wondered if you could perhaps refresh the edges and bond them together somehow if you might get functional capillaries at least (I don't even wanna think about venous valves tbh). My expertise is bionics, however, not tissue engineering. I only have a working knowledge of the processes and concepts, but very little beyond that.

@@mervynlarrier9424 i don't really know anything about this topic, but my uneducated guest is here anyway. Maybe it would be effective scraping one of the sides and then connect it to the expose tissue? So the body could start connecting the blood vessels by itself. I don't know if the skin graft would rott thou

Scientifically accurate transmutation is just Nuclear Fission/Fusion.

Green broccoli rat hearts.

@@MauroTammI prefer the spinach monkey brains

Strike that....reverse it.

I would say since it's a 50/50 hybrid (scaffold plus contents) it is at the same also meat made out of a leaf. The meat was what was added, the leaf was already there as a scaffold...

You can do that yourself by just… eating a leaf

would the magnetic stirer crumple the leaf? Great suggestion tho

Great movie btw👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

Subscribed, this guy is amazing. Love the comedic touch

And ayy, if we could sustainably grow our own meat, farming would be completely unnecessary. So this is all good for other animals as well.

@@suruxstrawde8322 Have you ever seen a lion eat a deer?

​@bilalbaig8586 what does this mean? 🤨

@@bilalbaig8586 Yes, I’ve also read field reports involving trackers talking about how most animals in the wild die in infinitely more horrible ways than our instant death machines in factories. Idk how that’s relevant to my point about the sustainability of growing meat tho. I know it’s not there yet and almost getting eaten by corporations atm, but I have a better idea that’ll piss more people off but work much better- if we grew genetically augmented, brain dead livestock so when we kill them there’s no suffering we wouldn’t have to worry about the texture or quality of anything.

this is talked about in ssp circles

it's always a cool idea considering that there are procedures that wrap the affected area of the skin with fish scale for proliferation. So many things to consider, I just thought it was funny that it comes full circle, from the vegetable fish theory to the skin graft.

Anf for sure it will cost tens of thousands dollars for a small engineered muscle (organs even more). I can remember I have read ancient Sci-fi literature from Isaac Asimov or Stanislaw Lem describing organ generators like this.

@@ZoonCrypticon It will probably depend on the country and how much the process can be streamlined. If you're in the US its probably gonna be a fortune anyway yeah.

-5 IQ

Rat cells probably, Lol

Was clear wood not enough? 😂

@@OriginalContent89 We need more!