A LEVEL SO UNFAIR, IT BROKE MY BRAIN | Pogostuck 

Ikr I love it so much

I miss these types of comedy in tv shows.

Do you think they should do a "We'll be right back" meme of this?

Lmao yessss ik

Thats why i love pogostuck video so much

his anger went to overload xd

Mark says: thanks alienware Mark means: fuck yall with this bull shit xD

You can see glinth of anger and suffering in his eyes. Hey! You get a FRICKING GAMING TABLE for his sufferings which is a win, am i right?

"We sponsor channels which show promise, and who engage with games that we find to be interesting" "This is a threat"

@@kaisershin143 one we later learn is a bitch to move with how big n bulky it is XD sooo lose win lose?

Alienware: “Chair, you’re going to a new home” Chair: “Yay! Who will sit in me!” AW: “Markiplier...” Chair: *sweating intensifies*

@KYS [5th Main Account] bye now I report you

@KYS [5th Main Account] you should be glad Mark doesn't read comments all that much because if he did, he would be severely pissed at your comment about Miranda. He doesn't care if you talk bad about him but if you talk bad about certain people in his life, that would be a line that you have crossed and never come back from.

@@ashleyr6809 my dude. Don't respond him. Just report. He's trolling the salt

@@Nyartai I'm not a dude. I'm a woman.

Oh shit wow. You're right

That is amazing, and I kinda wish Mark noticed and cheered up a bit by it.

And once he saw Mark die he followed 😭 I believe agrariangold453 was also helping Mark along the way

i noticed this too. Hoppy was always by his side, even if he had to lose his own progress.

in memory of hoppy then 😌

poor mark... poor poor mark I just imagine the note delivered with this equipment was like "you know what you have to do."

But you said we were never going to sponsor Marki- Shut up and give the man a chair!

@@chaosdirge4906 what desk is that

sharkintherawee 75 Alienware

Honestly I think they did this just to laugh their asses off maniacally as they were getting their order ready. It's like when you're taking the order from a customer, and they order EVERYTHING! >....< But I'll admit - it is awfully hilarious!! xD Best Alienware Ad ever... Period. Alienware is genius

Agreed

*It's the only choice.*

Yes

Mark look at everyone: 👀 *Menacing intensified*

When he inevitably throws his monitor in rage, that will be the true proof of its aerodynamic design

I don't think you know the meaning of the word "literal" buddy XD

@@darkljs iono, looks like spacecraft to me

that fucking desk computer thing made me shit my pants. on purpose.

Maybe he will go to the moon with this , before pewds' tambourine tower or jack ladder tower reaches it LOL

I probably shouldn't be laughing as hard as I am right now about this

Nate Schulte your not alone, it’s starting to hurt... help... please...

"I could but I won't. I won't"

Compared to what he has done to past chairs, he went easy this time.

Wanted to like this comment, but I can't ruin the perfect 666 count. :-)

KYS [5th Main Account] dude frick off. He didn’t beg for money. He said that he didn’t want to play the game because it makes him so angry and the only reason he would put himself through that kind of stress again is if he is getting something out of it

KYS [5th Main Account] that’s your response? That’s it? Good arguing skills. Making multiple accusations with no real basis then refusing to elaborate. Amazing.

@KYS [5th Main Account] @KYS [5th Main Account] don't you got a diaper to change??

@KYS [5th Main Account] Your literally spamming comments with the same message, just go away. Markiplier makes amazing hilarious content and he deserves sponsorships like alienware! Edit: noticed a spelling mistake for what I said.

Aside from all the drama in the reply section , the would be hilarious

Ah, poetry. Your last line was wonderful, and it made this day seem bountiful.

When he started to rhyme I had flashbacks of the trials Mark put Ethan trough on the Unnus Annus channel.

And then fails

*The lizard tail*

You took the words right outta my mouth 🤣🤣🤣

hahahah yep

Poor chair.

Chairchuck!!!!!

😂😂😂😂

Same dude lol

God bless paid promotion

Literally what happened to me lol

Yep

True

How do I get that desk?

Hell yeah lmao

Hilariously, that’s pretty much what they said about this. 🤣👌

It did get 2 fucking million views

Underrated comment lol

now thats hilarious

*Laughs in James Franco*

*Flashbacks to Getting Over It*

Do you remember pewdiepies chair? I remember pewdiepies chair.

"lort"? Did you just call us... I mean, it's Norwegian for (animal) crap

Lort means shit in danish. Idk what your intention with that word is, but i've never seen it used in an english sentence before. So care to explain? xD

GG Mathi In English there’s a slang exclamation called “lordt” which is just another way of saying “oh my God” or “oh God” so it could be that.

Yoooooo

THE BEESSS!!!

IMMA GET YOU CHAIR. Imma HUG you so TIGHT and give you some nice PETS.....Becase it's just a game.

Destroys chair

Why does he need to do that?

What's crazy is that I had this vague nagging feeling that something was off while I was watching but didn't even realise what it was until I read this.

@@slicepie410 Because it's an ad for Alienware.

​@@slicepie410 Since Alienware is paying him to do the video, they don't allow him to advertise other companies and leaving the logo in would have been considered advertising since Markiplier's a celebrity.

@@slicepie410 it's a sponsored video he can't promote other brands lol

I would have had it cued to have the duck-hunt dog laugh at him before playing "everybody hurts... Sometimes."

I would have died🤣🤣🤣🤣. Mark would have imploded

HAHAHAHA I can't take this off of my mind now!!!! 😂😂

Or Captain America coming down sits. "So you got hit by a start over axe you messed up."

Hj

I laugh way too much when i realised it as well

I saw that tok XD

his own support group

Until he died, and then people started relentlessly spamming the rofl emote, haha

Yeah right? IDK if anyone can top such a sponsoring. They at the minimum spend 5K for him

God the amount of money for this video, just to watch Mark break

I imagine it going down like this, "Hey Mark, how much would it cost to have you play Pogostuck again?" "This, this, this, and this," he replies snidely, knowing no one in their right minds would meet such a demand. "...K, deal, we'll get those shipped today." Mark, internally, "Yes, but actually no... No. Good god what have I done?"

Well, they probably gave him those things temporarily for the sake of the paid ad. If they literally gave him the stuff the cost for Alienware is much cheaper than the cost of a consumer buying it so I'd assume you could take 20% off the computer, 30-40% off the chair, and probably 30-40% off the desk.

@@olimarputin7862 why would they give it temporarily? Makes no sense

"Brought to you by alienate, the only choke-able chair on the Market" Edit : I spelt alienware so I'm leaving it spelt wrong

He's trying so hard to not break and throw the chair lmao

he could've bought pewds hchair laughed in intel and alianate and told them BUT CAN U DO THIS

The chair choke hold was it for me 🤣🤣

Gameplay Therapy that chair has seen things... _terrible things..._

His fans: The Original Sadists.

He's not a masochist he just wants to see if his body can take it

No no , GrayStillPlays is the real masochist on this platform !!!!

Guess not 🤷‍♀️

*commited suicide to be with him

Nope didn't see it, but my guess is he did it because he didn't know where to go next and hoped mark would show him. Lol

@@j.s.2281 no, he followed mark the whole game, like literally showing mark how to play the game, but mark didn't notice

@@clad3558 true love

So true

I AGREE! HE DID IT SO PERFECTLY! Great job Markiplier!

Moral of the story: criticise a company and they will give you money

@@Code_Machine Yes

Meme Addict and headaches

@@agentc7020 very true

That's thanks to Lixian's brilliance

@@memepool22 wait, that's edited ?

@@user-qz3hb9kk5u yes it is

marki.exe has stopped working

Timestamp

new chair: help

Old chair: you get use to it

Old chair: First time?

Getting Over It chair: *ghostly cackling*

I think we can all agree mark destroying his chairs are funny asf

*_THE BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeEEEEEEEE3EEEEEEEEEEEE3E3E3EEEEEEEEEEEE_*

So, if octodad gave him his curent voice, what will the final result of this be?

@@matthewyeldig4608 An even more attractive voice(Not trying to sound weird, just speaking the truth)

He is not a masochist of physical pain, he is a masochist of mental pain

*Love your profile pic* 💕

congratz on twitter trend bro !!!!

Ah, A man of culture

THAT would be fricken hilarious.

Hello Everybody My Name Is Markiplier And This Video Is Sponsored By RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS

Markiplier is a scammer RU-vidr. He begged for money even tho he is a multi-millionaire. The GoFundMe for Miranda is still up after two years and the goal have been reached. Miranda is probably a hired actor too

Anybody that comes to the comment replies do not reply to these spammers.

@@imsippingtea0890 Yep. Even if it's tempting to just hurt them with words, just report them.

Lol 3:15

@KYS [5th Main Account] I can't even tell if you're joking lol

@KYS [5th Main Account] TLDR: BOO HOO. Why don't you fight something actually worth fighting? So what exactly is your objective here? To kill Markiplier's fanbase? To make us all stop liking him because he, in your opinion, embelishes to make money? That really doesn't chabge the fact that i laughed my ass off this whole video and that if he even is guilty of what you say, then it's literally a victimless crime. Every person donated of their own free will. Those of us that love Mark will continue to love Mark regardless because there are faaaaaaaaaaaar worse things that people do to make money that don't make me laugh on a regular basis. How about you go champion a cause that really needs championing? Like exposing Tiktok for their lack of protection for underage users, basically inviting pedophilia, or their ownership by china and the fact that they are already being sued for letting americans be tracked by the chinese? There are articles all over the place about this cause. It's basically been proven. So yeah... i'm not worried about Mark, in your opinion, turning on waterworks for money.

Guys, enough of the argueing, we have our own opinion. But can we just appreciate that this is the first time I’ve gotten a popular comment, popular enough for a comment fight? I’m excited

@KYS [5th Main Account] Here is the thing, why do you care how much money someone makes? If people want to pay him, that's their money, their business. There also people like me who checked out the stuff he advertised and would rather not spend that much on a PC or chair... especially a chair.

@KYS [5th Main Account] don't you got a diaper to change??

Now that's a real poet (Edit) Holy crap thanks for the likes

Another absolute masterpiece from our lord and savior markimoo

I loved it!

You see, it takes big hoodspa to rival a poet as good as great as the two before Mark. But as we know, Mark is the man of the world's greatest amount of hoodspa

This is how Mark goes insane lol😅

@Ïm ĶëvïņB 3 shut the up

@Ïm ĶëvïņB 3 What?

@@Mt-qm4lv its a bot and he changed his name

@@Mt-qm4lv It's a spam message that's going across the comments.

@@khylianvods6699 lol

You know... I got to that part where he discovered what the axe does... and I scrolled down to the comments... I did not believe what I read here, but then I decided to skip ahead a bit to discover that there was 0% inaccuracy in this statement. I apologize for my doubts.

@@i_am_jarvistm7220 I am sorry as well

@@i_am_jarvistm7220 it happens at 13:20

@@BigOlCat THAT was near the end of it, actually.

@@i_am_jarvistm7220 what?

Accurate

@KYS [5th Main Account] can you stop.

@KYS [5th Main Account] yes you can and you will

Markiplier is a scammer RU-vidr. He begged for money even tho he is a multi-millionaire. The GoFundMe for Miranda is still up after two years and the goal have been reached. Miranda is probably a paid actor.

@KYS [5th Main Account] @KYS [5th Main Account] don't you got a diaper to change??

@@Lanesra62905 nice joke

Still waiting forever r that sponsorship video.

*Red Hot Hotsauce watches from bushes ominously*

This is adorable

@@sykeelend2458 *WHOLESOMENESS 100*

@@dragonlord1935 crimge

@@NotASleeperAgent *cringe

I love comments like these. Meaningful comments that are so positive.

Ima just leave a comment since the first two seem to be bots. Mark's pitch between the unfathomable rage and calm collected advertisements is 👌.

@Ever Grey I’m just happy that the bots find my comment worthy of tainting.

@@smilemore7431 😆 The tainting is strong in the original comment.

They still paid him tho

Thats the point of the joke

@@Shades-fz5jo yeah no shit

@@saltyyangel k

Read my name

Hahahaha

*Sponsored by alienware*

Chair: not again pls no

*Chuckles* I'm in danger

Yes lolsla

You can’t die in Pogostuck

@@lukethelegend9705 Well you can, it sends you back to the very beginning.

"The BEE is the word that gives me power and how could you know if you knew" lmao Mark......what the Kentucky fried fuck are you talking about buddy lol

Why did this make me laugh so hard

His eyes

@Ïm ĶëvïņB 3... You okay man?

The thing about alien ware is they look good on the outside look like a 12 year old pc on the inside the opposite of a sleeper

But how do you sleep at night? Too much glooooow

Much better off with a custom pc, even a site like overclockers, cyberpowersystem etc will give you much more for your money if you don't wanna build one yourself. If looking at i7, you can get an AMD Ryzen 9 for the same money with much better performance.

Menthols this is true which is why I built my pc instead of buying a prebuilt they are just way too much money for worse components

Honesty it's a good advertisement.

jackson kye good move by alienware bahahaha

@@VioletDeathRei Mark has the voice for it

Brought to you by Alienware

Those VAT19 videos where its a compilation of ads

Or watching the wicker man with Nicholas Cage

When he was screaming about bees I thought of slimesicle

I wonder how often she just hears random screaming and goes, "What about cor--No. I don't even wanna know."

Pogostuck, home, at least it was before I fucked everything up.

Alienware:"MARK YES"

He took 1 step forward, 3 steps back 4 steps forward, 15 steps back, then 16 forward. So. Not a lot of progress forward

@Ïm ĶëvïņB 3 no

You just spoiled it for me! Lol. Assumed it would happen anyways.

I will never play this game

Also dang mark got up there even faster than before

@KYS [5th Main Account] @KYS [5th Main Account] don't you got a diaper to change??

Im pretty sure hes hates this game more than vanish now

do you think that getting over it seems calmer than pogostuck?

i mean getting over it doesn't have bs instant death axes

Getting over it is waaaay easier and forgiving that this bullshit

Wait until they release the other game with Bennett foddy in it, then let the madness commence.

@KYS [5th Main Account] yes 💖🥰

@KYS [5th Main Account] @KYS [5th Main Account] don't you got a diaper to change??

Markiplier is a scammer RU-vidr. He begged for money even tho he is a multi-millionaire. The GoFundMe for Miranda is still up after two years and the goal have been reached. Miranda is probably a hired actor too

@@Lanesra62905 let's change that name to Adam 2nd main account

@@Lanesra62905 @KYS [5th Main Account] don't you got a diaper to change??

😂😂😂

sounds like a nightvale sponsor

Summed it up perfectly 😂

And the absolute end of his rage is when he starts naming riddles

So you gonna comment on every post

@KYS [5th Main Account]ok you can be skeptical but saying miranda was a hired actor is rude, that family lost a child.

Guys, don't reply to the guy, just report his comments.

Better yet, yeet him into the bees

“Mister Markiplier” is adorable.

OASIS O A S I S O A S I S

i did not get it

mark's power phrase: THERE ARE BEES IN THE OASIS

@@San-lh8us Oasis

@@AurelioArellPequeño is it a reference to something that happened in unus annus? if so, can you tell me which video?

Mood though, honestly. XD

Aka 3:22

also headphones...

SmallestYeti [GD] n3thhj

Gotta make sure its enough payment to do it.

I mean your not wrong

They sent my man an entire setup!

I can't even find a deak like the one they sent him online.

Roy The Idiot ok

@Í Ãm ĶèvîňB 2 dude just stop spamming for gods sake

Mark lies.. Alienware didnt bought him. He LOVES the pain... im sure he got a whip somewhere.... :P

covid 19 its a bot

Markiplier is a 3rd definition masochist. If you google the word masochist you can find the different types of masochism.

I noticed Hoppy too :D

Lol and it did

@KYS [5th Main Account] @KYS [5th Main Account] don't you got a diaper to change??

@@iansoliz3040 I've just been reporting them every time I see them for spam. Eventually RU-vid will kick them.

That didn't seem very... casual.

@@jonnyofalltrades6620 That's what we in the gaming community like to call, a pro gamer move.

He also choked the chair-

That was me lol. It was kinda fun watching him fall over and over.

@@hop2294 dance monkey dance

I honestly hope mark sees this comment line XD

or maybe he was waiting for him to die so he could laugh

@@hop2294 wait what

Wow nice one 🤣

Medea DayeA yeet the child

I need a "Markiplier Chair Dating Simulator" - Oh wait... he did that with fuc... nevermind

So you have chosen option p: annihilate the chair.

Ftw_dragons Alt account Nope, you can also f**k the chair for all I know

Somthing like "oh god dammit we gotta buy another new chair now".

When u die in the game, your dreams, they die in real life.

I just did you a favor, if my calculations are correct you will never see that reply again.

@@yobaugst3369 I tried too i still see it

Were is the *E*

Unas annus unas annus

@@Mister.Mountain at some point it will go away,

I was thinking how often she worries for his sanity while he games🤣🤣🤣

She probably just smiles while calmly doing some other task

Well they payed him this time

congratz on twitter trend bro !!!!!!!!!!!!

He was payed!!!!

It will be funnier if it's different sponsor everytime and it got more and more bizarre. "This pogostuck video is brought to you by Plan B"

You think they give him 10k?

@@brycemartin9600 that's actually pretty realistic. Mr Beast did get 10,000 from Honey several years ago so in 2020 youtubers with large viewers like Mark can get that much.

62swordsmen Definitely, and I am in full support of their decision.

@@faizalf119 imagine if they did it as a favor from Alienware

paid

Blakie peyd Edit: grammar

pied

Paidiots I know what I’m doing

Happy