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A Mind-Blowing Fact About Everything Bagels - Shane Torres - Stand-Up Featuring 

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Shane Torres questions why everything bagels and plain bagels are the same price, and wonders what it would be like to attend the funerals of everyone you’ve ever had sex with. (Contains strong language.)
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Комментарии : 104   
@maggiebeltaa5421
@maggiebeltaa5421 4 года назад
I'm falling in love with this guy not only as a comedian.. But an all around good person. I can't wait to see more from him. We NEED more of this. Take care everybody!
@twister6
@twister6 11 месяцев назад
I agree
@susieemmanuel2934
@susieemmanuel2934 6 месяцев назад
Well put
@sunnydalton2994
@sunnydalton2994 2 года назад
Yeah! I work in a bakery, and live in Texas, and Everything Bagels DO take more work and cost the same. Shane has a point
@foxkimmons7549
@foxkimmons7549 4 года назад
I love how you see the world lol. Y'all Shane is the nicest guy and If you get the chance to see him live in your city definitely go.
@susans654
@susans654 4 года назад
Now I need to eat an everything bagel. ☕
@blendtownship8703
@blendtownship8703 4 года назад
I know right. ahahah
@slickelsperth4431
@slickelsperth4431 4 года назад
Love Shane. Why doesn't this guy have a food show?
@nawab256
@nawab256 4 года назад
Because he would probably die of a heart attack.
@nawab256
@nawab256 4 года назад
Because he would probably die of a heart attack
@milliganpaul7900
@milliganpaul7900 3 года назад
With Guy Fieri!!
@djn48
@djn48 4 года назад
The bagel lesson here is: if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is crap.
@tracybrown2482
@tracybrown2482 4 года назад
Everything bagels don't have blueberries! How is it possibly everything when it aint...conspiracy and lies...
@kieferrex8454
@kieferrex8454 4 года назад
Four in the morning In my hotel laughing out loud while my parents are sleeping
@SoulPapo
@SoulPapo 4 года назад
There’s so much here. Love you dude
@quintonkirk285
@quintonkirk285 4 года назад
Jewish doughnuts. I'm using that
@allentastic
@allentastic 2 года назад
Crowley!!!! I’m from Burleson 🤣🤣🤣
@vonnshlabbah
@vonnshlabbah 3 года назад
I Love this guy.
@avitalalef9947
@avitalalef9947 4 года назад
I loved your jokes, then i heard your voice and loved it even more. 💕 "Hey rabbi give mr one of people"
@sanket677
@sanket677 4 года назад
Gr8 delivery .
@correctandsexyaboutit
@correctandsexyaboutit 4 года назад
Lmaooo Crowley is small af. Went to school there, wish it was in this guy's year😂😂😂
@Akard517hell
@Akard517hell 4 года назад
I Lost my mother recently so this speak to me a lot
@teresadalessio1
@teresadalessio1 4 года назад
He is awwweeeesssoooommmmmeee
@Reneesaidit
@Reneesaidit 4 года назад
I like when he say "and he go..." 😂😂😂
@susieemmanuel2934
@susieemmanuel2934 6 месяцев назад
Haha you have me laughing from the start
@bmoore1908
@bmoore1908 4 года назад
🤣🤣Just warm enough to remind me I’m lonely
@ekdaufin1485
@ekdaufin1485 4 года назад
🤣 the up-sell!
@cuentas217
@cuentas217 4 года назад
Guess we'll go to Iran
@Iridescent_Peasant
@Iridescent_Peasant 4 года назад
Welp....
@yuxian20
@yuxian20 2 года назад
This dude is Bobby Hill all grown up
@Lord_Baphomet_
@Lord_Baphomet_ 2 года назад
One of the most underrated comics in the game right now.
@007lock
@007lock 4 года назад
I clicked on this because the thumbnail looked like Ron jeremy doing stand up
@vonnshlabbah
@vonnshlabbah 3 года назад
Ha
@jasonbink5276
@jasonbink5276 4 года назад
He does the same thing with his hands as Jose Esperanza. Bagel jokes were pretty good.
@meche6241
@meche6241 4 года назад
what a delightful young boy
@sissycatt6808
@sissycatt6808 4 года назад
“He go”
@kloak3n
@kloak3n 4 года назад
Funkytown tx represent!
@jessyg17
@jessyg17 2 года назад
I just watched Everything Everywhere All at Once and now I see this video
@SkinnyBlackJ
@SkinnyBlackJ 4 года назад
Crowley,tx! Dfw that's whats up
@anahkrap
@anahkrap 4 года назад
🙌
@brandonmaddox4862
@brandonmaddox4862 3 года назад
Farmers Branch here
@PayneSquared
@PayneSquared 4 года назад
I should NOT have watched this in public 😂
@gregoryking4796
@gregoryking4796 4 года назад
Don’t give them any ideas about my favorite bagel!!
@PerfectlyImperfct
@PerfectlyImperfct 2 года назад
"I taught her that thing u like." 😯🤣
@GRANDboysENT
@GRANDboysENT 4 года назад
Can't wait to see how he spins this
@onyx9857
@onyx9857 4 года назад
Welcome to flavor town.
@captain26
@captain26 9 месяцев назад
It took 6 seconds for my first LOL!
@Postposterous
@Postposterous 4 года назад
Amazing how much you guys have grown. Would love to collab on something in the future. --The Landlord
@quinreeves7372
@quinreeves7372 4 года назад
Just saw him in Chicago. Great set!
@alexedel4880
@alexedel4880 Год назад
Good old Wyatt Burp. The Big Cranberry himself. Sarah Applebees Sanders.
@Brahmdagh
@Brahmdagh 4 года назад
Guess I won't be going to any funerals.
@noelhutchins7366
@noelhutchins7366 4 года назад
they don't cost more because the toppings are scraped up from a catch trough and redesignated onto another group of bagles to conserve cost. If you look close enough you'll see dust bunnies, rollypollies, dust pan bits and stuff wiped from the salad counter.
@larurentius
@larurentius 2 года назад
I don't care if that's true, everything bagels are amazing
@justinb1382
@justinb1382 4 года назад
Shane, if you’re reading this, quit fucking around and come do a show in Austin.
@Rose_Butterfly98
@Rose_Butterfly98 4 года назад
I'd go to their funerals. That's nobody at the moment.
@SirPhrosty
@SirPhrosty 3 года назад
F L A V O R T O W N
@Gutwrenched
@Gutwrenched 4 года назад
What's going on with his left arm?
@tracybrown2482
@tracybrown2482 4 года назад
He made it alright! made it awkward 🤣
@zachrichey1570
@zachrichey1570 4 года назад
Annnd, we are going to Iran... *mind blown*
@clanbigger4
@clanbigger4 4 года назад
He's so fucking funny looool
@personzorz
@personzorz 2 года назад
Hey Evelyn? Bagel.
@SunamiDevil
@SunamiDevil 4 года назад
Bægal
@RashtaEinthisB
@RashtaEinthisB 11 месяцев назад
I guess we'll just go to Iran now 🤣
@paris3396
@paris3396 3 года назад
This dude.
@chrismover1
@chrismover1 4 года назад
Too fucking funny
@Mrayis100
@Mrayis100 4 года назад
is this dude native american?
@muraddiab6393
@muraddiab6393 4 года назад
Watch his Colbert set he discusses his racial makeup
@Mrayis100
@Mrayis100 4 года назад
Murad Diab i couldn’t find it so you mean conan?
@Mrayis100
@Mrayis100 4 года назад
Murad Diab link me pls
@muraddiab6393
@muraddiab6393 4 года назад
Mrayis100 ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-XyHbo6C0BmA.html
@Martinez_Got_Jokes
@Martinez_Got_Jokes 4 года назад
Jewish bodega😂😂😂
@donfreels
@donfreels 4 года назад
i wanted to like this
@corwaincyrus6840
@corwaincyrus6840 4 года назад
Actually, if you activate Enabling enhanced networking on your EC2 instances on AWS, they do not charge you extra!
@MichaelSmith-qq1vn
@MichaelSmith-qq1vn 2 года назад
who else had the singing pube commercial?
@edwinshortjr.3966
@edwinshortjr.3966 2 года назад
He talks like Ron finches
@MrOfeast
@MrOfeast 4 года назад
😆🤣😂
@sorelsuareztube
@sorelsuareztube 4 года назад
Is he actually blind?
@Nosplash
@Nosplash 4 года назад
lol iran
@LyndaGFavorites
@LyndaGFavorites 4 года назад
Bagels are Jewish donuts 😂😂🥯🍩
@melvina628
@melvina628 4 года назад
Nope.
@aick
@aick 4 года назад
I ALMOST clicked like but then I realized I ALMOST think this is good. Not quite, but close.
@solarismata2194
@solarismata2194 4 года назад
Looks like a dude whose been single for a min
@SpoilerAlert__
@SpoilerAlert__ 4 года назад
Looks like a dude-et whose been lonely for a min
@edithmr21o
@edithmr21o 4 года назад
@@SpoilerAlert__ true story as I have this look as well lol
@solarismata2194
@solarismata2194 4 года назад
@@SpoilerAlert__ nothing better to do than troll youtube comments?
@slickelsperth4431
@slickelsperth4431 4 года назад
@@solarismata2194 but wait... aren't you trolling Shane?
@alexc5771
@alexc5771 4 года назад
Dude is famous am sure he gets some ass
@davysmith8569
@davysmith8569 3 года назад
this audience is awful ,
@london_james
@london_james 4 года назад
This guy needs to work on his delivery
@michaelsmith5583
@michaelsmith5583 4 года назад
This is plagiarism. This joke was debuted almost 6 months ago. Sad. :(
@brandonmckinnon2107
@brandonmckinnon2107 4 года назад
Wasn't at all funny
@lindaclark5911
@lindaclark5911 4 года назад
Squeels like dr fullofhimself. Stop swearing it sounds forced. Pseudointellect. & he go...english. and i go nah. Click swish bye. Not.
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