A pale imitation of greatness | RPG Fortress 

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God damn machine!! cant believe how fast you have got through all 3!! good going!

Definitely underwhelming. I defeated the last boss with two Time Stop scrolls that I'd been holding on to. I was too low level to memorize them as spells, so just used the scrolls. He died out of time, haha, not sure what that means, but it sounds awesome!

Delmair looks like Ryan Gosling haha

I didn't even know they made a 3

Great review. I know it's probably not your favorite thing in the world to do, but reviewing an irredeemably bad game is just so entertaining. You can use beautiful descriptors, like "wretched" and "feculant" in proper context. You can convey disappointment and despair in ways that are layered with complexity. It's so much better than reviewing a good game. How many ways can you say "Shining Force 2 is good. You should play it," compared to the ways you explain the absolute joylessness you experienced with this game? Even more than that, only in an actually bad game can you notice the few things that are actually excellent. For example, Monark is bad, but the menus are excellent and boss music is unique (never heard a Japanese woman rap before🤔). Lost Dimension has an incredible "death game" mechanic. Even Clive Barker's Jericho has excellent character design and powers, as well as an interesting history of development. Somehow, in all the brown in the collander, you will eventually find the diamond earring your girlfriend swallowed (don't ask). If you truly want to see someone suffer through an unapologetically awful video game experience, I recommend Civvie 11's playthrough of William Shatner's TekWar: The Game. No matter how low I feel, I know out there, somewhere, in New England, someone has suffered worse than I have. Misery truly loves company.

Yay a new video!

I am 99% sure Bug is wearing a Golden State Warriors jersey. WTF

I appreciate the suffering you went through to cover this game. I didn't know EOB3 was bad, but I've only ever played the first one. EOB2 is on the list to play thanks to you, but EOB3… yeah, I'll just skip it.

Thank you for completing and reviewing this pile of trash for us It is quite the accomplishment worthy of praise, no joke.

Hey Richard, that funny I just beat the 3 beholder games in the last year too, even if I agree with all your complaint, I did have lot of fun to play those and share it on twitch with my viewer! And yeah that final boss, wy too easy! Thanks for the video!

Wow, this sounds so bad. I have played the first two, never finished them, but not this one. I think I am going to try and stay away. I am sure I will forget and buy it on steam like an idiot. Thanks for suffering for us haha

You are so ambiguous with your thoughts dude. I can't get a read on whether you like this game or not. If you could, in the future, please be more specific with your thoughts on a game. Also, I told my mom you said hi and she said you owe her money?