A Post-Nuclear Post-Mortem Of Fallout 76 (The Jimquisition) 

From what I hear they pumped that audience full of liquor (and they had quite a few staffers in the crowd).

@@JimSterling I wouldn't be surprised, I drank vodka right before the Bethesda show to prepare for the disappointment LOL

@@JimSterling You being serious or is that a funny joke?, because I wouldn't be surprised either way

@@JimSterling Of fucking course they did

I thought he was just doing a bit and dicking with the audience. It genuinely looked like the announcers were uncomfortable with how often the cheers interrupted them.

Maybe they were cheering for him to leave? :)

I mean considering the exclusivity of E3 and the fact they're probably journalists whose tickets live and die by their enthusiasm? Yeah, he probably IS holding their paycheques hostage in a way.

I love this comment XD

Those were all the dedicated players of fallout 76 who said "The game is fun if you have friends!"

Todd works in mysterious ways.

You engage with players. By selling DLC, and possibly even Microtransactions. Not MAKING A GAME THAT SUCKS.

I know it sounds like that, but I honestly think he was just making shit up on the spot. Like... he’s fucking atrocious at his job.

Not to mention the fact Skyrim has been re released 568 times. Isn’t that enough money making out of one game?

IT JUST WORKS

@@krusher181 Hes good at the job of smiling at the camera and sounding inviting. His actual job is what sucks.

Hell no 😂

Maybe if they gave us enough atoms for an in-game Canvas bag...

Light Wood Laminate! Light Wood Laminate! Light Wood Laminate!

Eguzky Lol. Chasing the live service multiplayer trend has hurt not only Fallout 76 but Bethesdas reputation as the single player gamers saviours imo. That crowd was paid for or friends and family of Bethesda employees, either that or they are completely crazy fanboys who whoop and holler at anything Bethesda say?!

Didn't you see the guns in the row behind?

There is an rumour going on that Todd Howard got piss off about the " Yelling Guy" in the crowd and curse him, not knowing that his headset wasn't muted. Not knowing is true or not, its funny too know that it's due to Bestheda lackeys.

The applause are only from Bethesda employees

Get a job as the guy who pushes the applaud button on a crappy live TV show and your wish will come true. Sure it's a little more effort than adding NPCs to fallout 76 but at least you don't have to deal with the aftermath of sober people watching online.

TheYurpman 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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True! 😂

lol. Evil greedy bastards. It would be one thing, if they made all the profit they do, in a way that actually helped the gamers, and put out a product people can enjoy. But this is just scam artistry at this point.

This is where someone had to tell him that's a GOOD thing, if they still play these games without the microtransactions and shit then *maybe sell more games like that or add DLC packs for them* The greed has blinded the people at the top, they have no clue what their audience actually want to pay for anymore

@@spartan3924 Exactly! Why is it a mystery to them that people like these games?! The DLC for FO4 is really good - surely they could have made a killing releasing more of it that adds fun, meaningful content.

@@semanticsamuel936 The DLC for Oblivion with the madness isles was and still is my favourite DLC for anything, I think I liked it more than the rest of the game too, if they made more interesting expansions I would totally buy them, or if they just made more of these games instead of trying to get people hooked on shittier versions of them, then they could actually make reliable money instead of wasting it on bad press. Think the people in charge really do have $ symbols in their eyes and can't just try stuff if it isn't making all the money in the world anymore, sad really, on the + side there will definitely be another Fallout and another Elder scrolls because they know that is popular, eventually.

Besthda did that on purpose. They wanted obssdein to go bankrupt.

@@zachj19991 he didn't say that they went bankrupt, he just said bethasda wanted them to

They shouldnt expect a high metacritic stores given how much of a buggy nightmare their games are

If you develop games with the intent of them having low Metacritic scores, you never have to pay a bonus again. Think of the savings!

If you miss your target you don't get the reward for meeting that target. Otherwise their is no point in having a target because then your target has just become "less than the target"

You don't like you"re dialogue wheel. Fine no dialogue or story at all.

Couldn't agree more with this comment. I had fun with Fallout 3, but none of Bethesda's Fallouts could top the original twos story and freedom.

Or new vegas

@@autumnmiller5675 That's probably cause some of the people who made the first two worked on that.

@@AvariceOverlord The lead people, The guys who originally created Fallout.

Your profile pic is terrifying

Todd uses "engaging" like darksydephil uses "support". Are you actively giving him money? No? Then fuck off

Quest which work, having no bugs... those would help. There is one quest in Fall out 4 I cannot play because my screen goes black every single time I try.

bethesda will continue this bullshit while they continue to make money from it FACT unless the fucking world boycotts them and other triple A game producers for this same bullshit shit like this will continue for years too come and everyone knew it was going to get bad before 2007 because people still buy games from companys even if they've proven to fuck the users over and over again

Customer Support and Q/A are usually ignored. This was most definitely a top down corporate vision. It's not like Todd Howard wanted to give you a revolutionary amazing experience, but he was just handcuffed by customer support.

I don't understand, explain

@@slaughterround643 Eighty-six, eighty-sixed, 86, 86ed, or 86'd is American English slang for getting rid of something by burying it, ejecting someone, or refusing service I had to wiki that too, such an old reference, Steve Rogers might get that

@@grimwatcher ty

The term 86’d is still used in the restaurant trade for items that are removed from the menu for one night or permanently.

@@grimwatcher It's from restaurant jargon meaning you're out of something, needed to throw it out.

I swear all the people who cheered, especially that crazy shouting lady, were Bethesda employees.

They just had hope lol

@@PanzerVII-df8hg at the time that's kinda what Fallout 76 was. A fallout mmo sounds great on paper....... But then we saw the disaster.

The difference was that there was genuine effort but into the Hindenberg and the Titanic

@bennies fried chicken My soul died in Fallout 76. >_

This deserves more likes, well done lol

ENCORE!!

This is fucking GOLD.

Brilliant mate!

Just. Beautiful.

There were two, half way through one of them probably blew out his vocal chords....maybe.

They couldn't even finish a sentence without him screaming

It’s a shame, they could’ve got the diablo mobile game crowd guy for half the price.

I’m actually a bit unsure whether that guy was heckling or if that enthusiasm was meant to be read as genuine. I mean, he kept interrupting even if the noises he made were positive.

pretty sure the entire front row was paid actors and bethesda employees

Actual People NPCs or just more robots that suck?

It works 16 times better right?

KINGU CRIMUSON

It erases time but what does that mean?

King Crimson needed to erase Fallout 76

it took me a minute to realize this wasn't a jojoke

Yeah it's this video but made a few months ago, glad someone else is recommending it, it's a damned modern classic of a video essay.

They've been a joke since the PS3 version of skyrim debacle, hell, at one point Ol Todd there said that if players didn't stop complaining about not getting the DLC for months and months, they would just shut down the project trying to fix their shoddy code to get it to work with the PS3 at all. They've been anti consumer garbage for a long long time, but it took a bad game coming out to convince people to actually look for it.

I think it always was, 4 just cemented it and 76 took it to an impossible new level not even seen before.

Arguably...

There is nothing remotely "arguably" about Oblivion. It is an excellent game, one of my favorites of all time, and I have consistently held the belief that it is superior to Skyrim.

@@mr.kittysavestheworld695 yes, arguably because there are people like me who see Oblivian as an almost entirely worse game than Morrowind. Imo, removal of "attack accruacy" tied to weapon skill and manual blocking were the two purely good changes, and some would still argue that they weren't positive.

Funny I hold the belief Morrowind is superior to oblivion.

Oblivion in MY opinion is a good game but opinions are subjective.

Basically they could have helped to produce some higher budget mods? That would be awesome.

Cant belive he missed that one

Pepperridge Farm remembers...

Considering the rum maker's rum here normally sells for well over 80 bucks... Yeah fuck off with that. People got a nice prop and $100 rum for 80 bucks, that's not a bad deal. But anything to be seriously outraged over

@@natsume-hime2473 Hush. Stop shilling for a company that gives no shits about you. You don't get to tell people what they should and should not be angry about, and I'd be plenty fucking pissed if I'd bought that garbage.

@@natsume-hime2473 multiple alcohol experts drank the stuff, and said it was piss rum you can buy at the store for 10$. It was apparently massively over flavoured, making one guy almost spit it out

Yes, they paid a crowd of thousands $1 each... More likely people are just less intelligent than you give them credit for.

They're mostly industry people at E3, it's also a heavily shill-like environment. There was never going to be any backlash at E3, it's not the crowd that would ever give them grief for anything. It's like expecting people to shit all over Donald Trump's business practices and shitty behavior at a trump rally. It's not the crowd that would care or even know. It's a "I'm just so happy to be here" crowd.

@@1R0QU012 seemed like a crowd of a couple dozen people at most who really made noise and exaggerated at every occasion. The rest quietly and politely clapped along if at all.

Or maybe these people were actually genuinely excited and hyped for these things. Fuck off with this stupid nihilism bullshit. Things are a lot better than you think.

@@Tobi638 yeah, stop it with your non-belief of god!

IrkMcSpamtroll argh! Just go to chili’s and you’ll be farting in those bags in one day.

I'd give you a like but you're currently on 76 and this pleases me.

@@Cook-by-the-book But that would cost money!

@@barleysixseventwo6665argh! who says tod has to pay with his own money?

@@shama6394 he's currently on 176 now, 100 times better.

Deserves actual applause. Unlike Bethesda's E3.

*prealpha Alpha implies the game is engaging enough to not completely abandon. Pre-alpha means it's a game (with a win condition and a lose condition).

@@manictiger Well then it's not even that. Everything is a lose condition.

@@vocalcalibration8033 Damn, Todd created a new type of... something. It's so bad it is its own category!

WOOOOOOOO YEAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

They relocated the entire Bethesda Austin to E3.

It was pretty much the same on Easy Allies. That crowd was not popular whatsoever with the group or the chat.

Admittedly i was there for Pat furiously telling the others to ignore that audience amd not meme them, because thats what bethesda wants

Yeah, it was pretty god damn over the top. Like standing ovations for random developers when they walk out? And standing ovations for an announcement about NPCs? give me a break

I doubt they were paid. Jim may have actually hit it on the head when he commented that they were probably drunk; as I've stated in another comment, a buddy of mine went to their 2017 press conference at E3 and he commented that, yes... they offer free food and booze.

NPCs and engaging storylines yes, but to be fair consequences for actions depends on the subgenre. WRPGs, yeah, thats part of the core experience in all the ones I'm aware of, JRPGs though usually go for a linear narrative that is meant to be engaging for the story it tells on its own rather than player input. That said, Bethesda is a company that makes WRPGs and Fallout is a WRPG series, so its certainly the bare minimum for the type of game Fallout is meant to be.

I thought No Man's sky already proved that. Oh well. Gamers, Gamers never learn.

army6669990101 You would think they’d learn, but nope

As against pre-orders as I am, I may still pre-order cyberpunk 2077. But Bethesda? I think the only way I can stomach anything from them anymore is through a mean, sarcastic-sounding British voice. Thank God there's a decent one to handle that painful job.

@@shadowspider9 *people are sheep. Not just gamers right

If Aliens: Colonial Marines, No Man's Sky, and practically any modern title by EA, Activision, Ubisoft, WB, etc. didn't prove that already.

Don't worry We are too 😓

Makes me sad. I really was a huge fan of Morrowind, Oblivion, and Skyrim, even Fallout pre 76. I used to love them because despite their flaws, they made games that I greatly enjoyed. Now they just manufacture crap and expect us to swallow it.

@@Gotz_the_iron_hand Skyrim is Bethesda's Thriller (the album). The thing they will never reach ever again.

lmao

Ha. Nah man, E3 is what circle jerks look like once they get so big they need to rent convention space.

More like they were just drunk, and the kind of people who would get drunk at a press conference.

There's still people buying FO76 microtransactions, do they even need to?

​@@jasonc3a Except E3 used to be exciting, and video games used to have some semblance of soul left. This one is like a funeral. Blindly praising these companies in 2019 is stupid on a whole other level.

And yet they're still barely present in 76. Huh.

TheGospelgamer They spent too much time rendering them for E3.

LMAO!

it was funny for like a second, but i got real tired of it real fast lmao

"Oi, so did you dispense the coke among the paid hype crowd?" "Yup, he snorted it right up." "Alright, then let's... wait, "he"? As in a singular person?" "yeah" "oh boy"

Oh spongebob.

Reminds moe fo that one guy from avatar last air bender. foaming at the mouth and such lol

The man only had so much time and 76's sins are lengthy indeed.

Can't copy Internet Historians video wholesale I guess.

In fairness, Nuka Dark wasn't Bethesda's fault. The production of the rum and the bottles was entirely outsourced to Silver Screen bottling company, so Bethesda didn't really have too much of a say until it was too late.

@@samuelcolt7034 that's not how this works, if you give a company a part of your IP you should watch them like a hawk, that's what most companies do. They were fully aware of this and had every ability to control it but the company, or Zenimax let's be honest about this, said "hey custom glass bottles are a little expensive, plastic isn't though".

@@samuelcolt7034 Who's decision was it to outsource the production of the bottles though? Bethesda had all the say...it's their IP, they had the approval/veto rights on all the decisions made by Silver Screen so...

I was one of those dudes that got FO76. Day one even. Matter of fact, I was one of those dumbfucks that bought the higher priced edition from the Bethesda store. The game had a lot wrong. Regarding the lack of NPCs it's quite jarring. FO1, 2, 3, New Vegas, and 4. They all got NPCs. They were all part of the charm that help make the setting, even in FO1. FO76 was strange because we got mountain loads of Raiders all over the place and not a single holdout of friendlier NPCs. Everything is hostile, there is no Good & Bad because everyone out there is Bad, i.e. "Red is Dead" and you need to kill it. Map design for FO76 I felt was nice, but the world was dead. Even if you get a cluster of players to work together and build a community, you can't. Not the way the servers, the game works. *It's not persistent.* There's lots of other things wrong, but this stuff is just the tip of the iceberg. The only relief was getting a refund, but I had to do it via the financial institution because Betheseda was refusing it because "I downloaded the game" from their fucking store.

@@Warmaker01 I have to agree. I don't like the Fallout franchise (the world doesn't appeal to me.) And yet, I seriously enjoyed Fallout 2 and New Vegas due to the quests and NPCs (Play Fallout 2 with the lowest intelligence possible. Seriously. It's AMAZING.) No player is into roleplay to that extent... Unless some "fun" is involved.

Yo Modding actually made and even fixed all their games. So yeah without it like 50% of the potential of bethesda games go out the window.

That, and the base games were still very very good and enjoyable. Not perfect technically, but vibrant and enjoyable.

Sixteen times the *facepalm* 🙄

Sixteen times the shilling (frontrow)

Fallout 4 was broken and shit i had to sell it to buy another game.

@@geraltofrivia4936 Not really any more or less broken than any other bethesda game

Please dear god get Fallout New Vegas

Skyrim was buggy as hell. It can only be functional with mods.

People bitched about New Vegas when it came out. People bitched about Skyrim when it came out. People bitched about ESO when it came out. People bitched about Fallout 4 when it came out. And now people are bitching about Fallout 76. One day, people will start talking about how great Fallout 76 is just so they can bitch about Fallout 5. Because bitching... bitching never changes.

Anybody that thinks Bethesda itself had anything whatsoever to do with either that god damn bag or Nuka Dark clearly has no idea how marketing and production works. Let me ask you the question I've asked hundreds of times since November; do you think they have Todd Howard locked in a closet somewhere with a sewing machine? Bethesda makes games. That's it. And contrary to what people think their involvement with either the bag or whatever else begins and ends with signing a check to a third party. And speaking from experience those third parties WILL fuck you over and there is NOTHING you can do about it. You can't "quality control" somebody else's business, and you can't spend all your time in a warehouse individually checking the contents of every box before they ship. Sooner or later you're just going to have to trust that the "professionals" you paid to produce your ancillary product aren't going to fuck you over. And the culture of big corporations fucking over their customers for short term profit or out of apathy doesn't go away just because said customer happens to be another corporation. They can be and should only be blamed for the content on the disc. That is all they are actively involved in. The CONTENT on the disc. Not the bag, not the rum, not the case, not the booklet, not even the disc itself; just the ones and zeros. Period. If there is a problem with literally anything else then guess what; Bethesda got screwed over with that well before you did, and probably didn't even know about it until the complaints hit twitter. Bethesda didn't screw you over; that was just a side effect of some third party screwing THEM over.

​@@arkhamcreed4326 ehmmm... billy, you're wrong. if, for example FOX gives aproval to a 3rd party toy manufacturer to make the simpsons merch... AND the product is a shitty lead painted homer...FOX, indeed is responsible (or IRRESPONSIBLE in this case) for allowing a crappy company to take care of their licensed product... and damaging their brand. Disney is extremely careful with who they're giving licenses for their products. Nintento (after lot's of awful 80's shows damaging their reputation) became extremely careful of who they allow to use licenses of their products. YES, it is also bethesdas' responsability to make sure their lisenced products are UP to their brand standars EVEN if they didn't made em'... because that may damage their reputation (despite the crappy bottle fiasco, well, being up to their standards😓) >You can't "quality control" somebody else's business, and you can't spend all your time in a warehouse individually checking the contents of every box before they shipstop stop being pathetic and a corp-apologist, because the aforementioned disney & nintendo INDEED send corresponsals to check how their 3rd party lincensed product are being made. or at least ask for the product (or prototipes, as a way of testing that the 3rd party is capable of) weeks before it ships to the average joe en-mass. yes, responsible corporations DO THAT.

​@@arkhamcreed4326 If Bethesda indeed was "screwed over by a 3rd-party", why would they respond with something like "we're aware, and we're not going to do anything"? Surely, if Bethesda contracted the manufacturer for canvas bags and received nylon bags, they'd have grounds to sue for breach of contract?

@@theALTF4 The original creator always gets a say in products and marketing. George R. R. Martin has talked about how every time someone made a board game or toy line etc from A Song of Ice and Fire he got to see the products, use them and had the final say on whether the products got shipped to consumers. Bethesda certainly did that too.

If they were smart "business people" they would have at least put something at the bottom saying product subject to change or not representative of final product or something like that. The idea that people don't control the products related to its properties is ridiculous.

2020 Bethesda should abandon starfield and 76 and deliver es6 in a playable state otherswise they will turin into konami by 2020

@@sinw88 2021 says it all

Todd know da wae

Pretty much. Whole audience was probably paid corporate "influencers" (read shills)

@@WastelandSeven - Paid in Atoms, just like a *"true"* *"long-time"* *""fan""* would!

@@BlueGreyWolf 500 Atoms for each ;)

Alternatively, black mold for $150.

I think the pain as Jim rightly pointed out here was that it wasn't that 'we have no way to contact/connect with these players' it was the blatantly obvious fact that they were bemoaning that they have no way to milk these players playing something they already released and get jealous/angry at other companies who rake in millions doing this and they wanted some of that while having no ability to do so. You know what Todd? There is a way to do this. It's called STORY BASED DLC. You know Far Harbour? Nuka World? I mean sure those sort of things have love hate relationships with some people but I'd rather have it. But no, like many people he wants the easy low effort, lazy route. Which they don't have the base ability to do. I'm so done with live services at the cost of single player, even from the few who do them to a relatively acceptable level. I do not want other little douchebags able to screw with what I'm doing just for the giggles. I don't mind cooperative stuff but only with people I know, thanks.

I pretty much like Internet Historian's explanation best of any fiasco he chooses to bless us with.

Jesus Christ that video is so god damn entertaining

That video and this one are legendary in their own ways. Time to rewatch them both again!!!!

LIGHT WOOD LAMINATE

@@petesperandio Thats going to be Internet Historian's lasting legacy wont it? XD

Same I haven't watched Mat McMuscles's video but I did very much enjoy the Internet historians take on the whole thing. But er couldn't very well miss our weekly dose of Sterling magic now could we.

The rants have always been better than the actual game.

Now watch Joseph Anderson's 3 hour compilation of all the bugs he personally found

Idk, this looked to me like it was a very long rant about Bethesda's conference and fallout 76, as opposed to well fleshed out news.

He killed me at that joke

That was great.

Fuck yeeeah! I'm gonna get 18th of the whatever power armor!

He's a fifty year old rich guy who thinks he's cool. He's a giant asshole

It's better; One. Hundred. Dollar. Subscription... That's. Broken. 🤣"You're not using that scrap for anything right? And oop.. It's gone."

It's an old tradition that dates back to ancient Rome. You could pay for people to cry and scream at funerals in order to show how beloved the dead was.... We see the modern equivalent :)

Hollywood and other movie studios have hired women sreamers or "Scream Queens", mainly for Horror films over the years &/or overdub the women actresses who couldn't scream/shout very well in other movies too. Jamie "The Body" Lee Curtis can scream very well as the director of the first Halloween found out, subsequently having to dismiss the scream queen he hired to dub Jamie's voice. Ironically Jamie has a good set of lungs on her too.

It’s the same as “professional protesters”. Paid alliances.

Aparently breeding your own fanboys is still legal.

@OHC: I don't know what you think "ironic" means, but you're wrong in thinking it.

Dojan5 fair point

That kinda shit makes me furious. Fans have been doing all the hard work for decades (with no pay, purely for the fun and dedication of it) and somehow, at the end of the day, people praise Bethesda instead. People who create skyrim and fallout 4 mods are underrated heroes that deserve so much more than fucking Fallout 76

Agreed, there were more talented, creative people playing their games than Bugthesda having anyone remotely being as good at their own engine.

Welcome to the TRIPLE AYYYYYYYYYYYY industry. Beware, they're gonna try their best to engage your wallet.

Hello from the future. It’s now free on PS4 Plus and it’s still probably not worth it

FailOut 4 started the downhill

Settlements... those are Fallout 4.... with mods....Settlements with the Simcity mod, and you got yourself a postapocaliptic simcity game with survival elements.... Thats pretty cool i guess.

@@MattG-mw7zi not to buy it?

@@LAZYB00GiE No, it's which mod would i install next, you can't say that about 76

Fallout 4 kinda had them, the game had multiple endings, kind of At least Fallout 4 can be great with lots of mods though

Was the battle royal thing an actual feature in the game or planned to be?

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Actually only New Vegas was made by Obsidian. 1 and 2 were made by Interplay, later known as Black Isle Studios.

Not even Obsidian. Black Isle, the remnants of which later formed Obsidian. An even better version of Obsidian

@@guapocgisawesome994 many of which went on to form Obsidian.

Skyrim and Fallout 4 were shit to begin with, why do people hold them up

Not to mention that "meaningful choices" in a Bethesda game made after Morrowind would actually be pretty groundbreaking.

Is ESO worth a look now? The gf tried it years ago and (like many people) said it was crap. But I gather a lot has changed.

@@boiledelephant ESO is marvelous nowadays

@@boiledelephant it wasnt as bad as most people portrayed. its a very good MMO now

@@LiquidfirePUA We can only hope that 76 does that... Doubt it immensely.

@@boiledelephant As someone that has played since PC beta, it's crazy how massively it's improved. It should have never launched in the state it was in, but they have done quite a good job fixing the faults and complaints. You can often get it for 10 bucks or so on steam (which is a shit ton of content for that price) and its easy to play without the optional sub or ever interacting with the "crown store" aka cash shop. Only time I ever sub to ESO plus is when they release their yearly "chapter" / expansion

True without mods both games would have been forgotten a long time ago

That's why they dumped them. They WANT those old games to die so people can move on to play games that make them more money through scummy micro-transactions.

Oh, don't you know? Bethesda is now giving away Morrowind for free just for signing up for their stupid store (you can also get Arena and Daggerfall free), and the Morrowind modding community is working on their Tamriel Rebuilt mod where they quintuple the size of the original map, add several times as much content to the original game, hacked the code and managed to fix all the bugs that Bethesda never fixed not only in Morrowind but continued to leave in every single game they made since Morrowind, added new assets that make the game look better, and rebalanced the game to fix all of Bethesda's mistakes back in its good games (including the notorious "missing a mudcrab 20 times in a row" problem). For free. But sure, look forward to paying actual money for their garbage new games with pay-to-win mechanics.

Glad to see someone else realising the truth as well. Todd really has NOT got a fucking clue.

A very limited amount of players use mods compared to the whole Skyrim player base so that's hardly the truth.

Those guys were the only thing that kept me watching Bugthesda's E3 this year.

thats all anyone ever wanted... too bad we live in this alternate reality where games are now meant to extract money from you as quick as they can be programmed to do

skyrim borderlands would be amazing.

@@alyssinclair8598 Hell yeah.

It shouldn't exist, at all.

Could you imagine how buggy and fucked a game would be if Bethesda tried to do the type of scripting in FO3, Skyrim, Oblivion etc that often breaks in single player (even with giant fan patches) but in multiplayer, with no ability to count on modders to fix the thing? Probably a big reason for 76 having basically nothing to do.

At least the art's nice? xD

They did Commander Keen dirty indeed. The predecessor to Doom, now reduced to a mobile game.

It’s amazing, every single time a mobile game is announced by these scumbags they get no or negative reaction, but they keep announcing them

David E. In Bethesda’s defense (cause they do it somewhat decently), we know there are actual games (debatable but you know what I mean) coming in place of them soon. TES6 isn’t replaced by Blades, and Fallout 4 wasn’t replaced with Fallout Shelter. It wasn’t an EA Command and Conquer scenario They also didn’t make it the finale of the show like Diablo Immortal

Look at how they massacred my boy.

I'd trade my canvas bag

I'm still afraid to watch it. (The Bethesda show not jim)

Where can I see it?

The only good games that come from Bethesda now are the ones not made by them

JackgarPrime At the moment, Gen’s Twitch channel.

@@StegoAqua Are you counting Id? There's some wiggle there.

I mean I got it now that it's a finished and descent game...... That him still shits on because like he has admitted in the past, he is very fucking petty and holds onto slights for years........

@@Sonichero151 lol....

Decent maybe but finished Lmao

@@Sonichero151 Well this is just my opinion, but I don't think games should be forgiven for being released as a buggy glitch-fest sold at a full price. Because they could have always, you know, released it after it was actually a finished product and worth the cost. It's just slimy to sell a broken product with the pretense of it being a fully fleshed game.

You seem to have more money than sense...buy me a car?

Payed actors.

That has to be the reason. I refuse to believe this -corpse- game still has fans

Employees, not fans.

Hell, if it was free to play, who would care if it was kinda buggy?

they could also keep doing DLC for fallout 4 since its the same engine and assets.

Despite what a developer says, always assume a live service game is in early access for their first year upon release.

Not enough... not by far.

If it was a 15 buck game I wouldn't have cared. But they attempted Fraud in multiple instances and went unpunished...

Who made those things anyway?

*Unfortunately for you, your real-time V.A.T.S. jumped from 100% to 0% before you unload your first shot*

FO76: "The fear within me is greater than anything your soul can create. You cannot kill me in any way that matters."

@@Warmaka "In TESVI we have a revolutionary new facial scanning feature. I put myself into the game and hock loogies at you every 20 minutes of in game time." YEAAAAHH DRAGONSSS!!!!

Meme done to death, “what, do you guys not have phones?”

I can't write a proper reply right now because I'm too busy clapping.

blizzard needs to borrow this lot for the next blizzcon. Would go a whole lot smoother than last year

The only thing remaining from Minecraft after you've removed Minecraft itself is the distant cries of the salty, bigoted QAnon man who goes by the mystical name of Notch

That name sound neat. Who's Mikami?

@@jackgebhardt2932 ShinjI Mikami is the guy who made Evil Within.

@@Bikerdramon Didn't he do Resident Evil 4 as well?

@@jackgebhardt2932 Yep!

@@Oliver-xt5wu Well then this new shit must kick arse.

E3 only has paid crowds...

at this point... bethesda is the bottom (can you believe that the day has come... when konami ain't the lowest of the low?) EEEWwwwwg

Hardly a new low, paid mods is still the worst thing they've done.

@@theALTF4 Bethesda have been at the bottom since they ruined Fallout

*_stands and loudly applauds for stating the obvious_*

Ubithesdavision 🤢

The thought of that gives me the shivers

bethesda crap game quality with Ubisoft OverPower advertisement marketing dept

I remembered the IP enough to be utterly, completely disappointed in hearing it was getting a mobile port.

wait, commander keen, on mobile. That doesn't have buttons for easy platforming. WHY

Praised be.

No, blessed be Jim.

No thank GOD for HIM

Blessed be the fruit

Thank God for him

The scary thing is, despite your post being a well-aimed gag, isn't exactly far removed from reality. _Fallout 76: We Can Talk Now DLC_

It's been standard MMO practice for decades now. "Glad" to see AAA games catching up.

Yeah I know right? I'm still optimistic about this game once they really work on it for a while, but it's funny how all it takes is one year to change your tune

What a fool, filing people by their first name. Surname is the standard, guys! Everyone knows he should have filed it under the letter C

@@Avi2Nyan I see what you did there...and I love it!

Agree. While it launched terribly they listened to the criticism and actually fixed msg of the issues to make a good game.

​@@jsc315 I guess "launching terribly" is a relative term. Sure it had issues....a lot of them.... but compared to Fallout 76? Ooooof.

@ninjast4r i think you mean all the bethesda employees reading off a script to save their jobs lmao

Hell blades would have been a fine wii game 10 years ago. How’s that for praise

I mean there are a lot of games I would consider that legitimate praise for, but yeah, most Bethesda games aren't among them. Their design philosophy generally shouldn't make them best suited to the Switch.

Poor switch.

Now the switch will get mobile game ports in bandwagon of blades, Great..

Max Harwell I mean Honkai impact 3rd on switch doesn’t sound to bad.