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I've been having too much fun with this game.

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@jc40k72
@jc40k72 8 лет назад
After being betrayed by the government, the top secret multi billion dollar nano-tech cyber assassin went to hong kong, where he promptly broke into a convenience store to steal candy bars and soda
@mrorlov2706
@mrorlov2706 6 лет назад
And liquor
@llVIU
@llVIU 4 года назад
bob page spent 50 billion dollars on him but couldn't afford to give him some bullets for a small pistol or some food.
@pezus553
@pezus553 2 года назад
666th like
@riverbakey
@riverbakey 9 лет назад
i just love how every problem in deus ex can be solved with lams
@user11539
@user11539 9 лет назад
A bomb's a bad choice for close range combat.
@windowsking1179
@windowsking1179 9 лет назад
Samuel Baker No, every problem can be solved with a GEP gun
@CaptainLumpyDog
@CaptainLumpyDog 9 лет назад
Correction: *every problem* can be solved with LAMs. Period. Can't find bread for a sammich? Use a LAM. Need to kill Anna Navare? Use a LAM. Got too much mint jelly? Make some LAM chops. The list is endless!
@Coolerdbz69
@Coolerdbz69 5 лет назад
@@windowsking1179 Yeah I took out like every robot with the GEP gun and I don't know how I would of done it otherwise lol. Just not enough LAM's or EMP grenades lying around for that
@CaptainLumpyDog
@CaptainLumpyDog 4 года назад
J.C Denton Try it: the proof is self-evident!
@fanaticbogey
@fanaticbogey 8 лет назад
Deus Ex: an entire franchise whose entire purpose is to teach us this one important lesson- a well placed explosive is the most important tool mankind has to offer.
@WrenchInThePlan
@WrenchInThePlan 7 лет назад
I think they removed TUs in the remake: Enemy Unknown. They also made grenades 100% accurate, though, whereas in UFO Defense grenades had deviation and accuracy just like any other weapon.
@arekkrol9758
@arekkrol9758 7 лет назад
yea, removing TUs was a mistake, chrysalids (worst xcom classic nightamre, especialy in snakeman terror) were harmless in enemy unknown because of that
@redfield2308
@redfield2308 5 лет назад
A bomb's a bad choice for close range combat.
@DocterE01
@DocterE01 5 лет назад
@@2324-v7k also false, it was to prove that the GEP gun is the only silent way to eliminate Manderlay
@jasoncarswell7458
@jasoncarswell7458 4 года назад
@@DocterE01 I have good news for both of you I have contamination and mutants in my brain
@olliepwnsall
@olliepwnsall 8 лет назад
The moral is, kids: even updated firmware won't save you from criminal amounts of LAMs
@thegreatcarraway
@thegreatcarraway 8 лет назад
You can see the bullet move 1 inch/minute going towards the pile of 1000 LAM's.
@orim2665
@orim2665 4 года назад
know I'm late but nice profile pic
@olliepwnsall
@olliepwnsall 4 года назад
@@orim2665 Thanks
@samgriffiths7133
@samgriffiths7133 8 лет назад
I love how the triads do not acknowledge at all that you just found out their secret meeting location and just react like "no club patrons back here" xD
@bamoida42
@bamoida42 8 лет назад
Masterful pokerface, I give em that
@MentalParadox
@MentalParadox 10 лет назад
I...I...I.. thought you were a GEP gun.
@jcdenton8153
@jcdenton8153 10 лет назад
Not you again! Have any crack?
@wikieditspam
@wikieditspam 10 лет назад
***** The underclasses are starting to get desperate. Your turn.
@CounterBlock
@CounterBlock 10 лет назад
***** That wasn't funny.
@wikieditspam
@wikieditspam 10 лет назад
Paul Denton DESPERATE.
@phantom4cerberus
@phantom4cerberus 10 лет назад
***** MY WOLF is going to take the world, my dad always used to say stab stab stab and he dies... i like that
@steamboat4853
@steamboat4853 8 лет назад
that wrestling bit was tight
@lilwyvern4
@lilwyvern4 10 лет назад
For those wondering: the music that plays when the maid breaks the chairs is Scissorman's Theme from the SNES Clock Tower. It plays when he's chasing you.
@HunterShows
@HunterShows 8 лет назад
+Torcularis I knew I heard that somewhere. I thought "snatcher."
@SullySadface
@SullySadface 2 года назад
Oh sick I'm glad that memory was dragged screaming back to the surface of my mind.
@sergiosuraci7306
@sergiosuraci7306 2 года назад
Ah I see you are a man of culture as well
@Azf12
@Azf12 8 лет назад
"I don't understand, what are you doing?" *murder*
@btly-wing6531
@btly-wing6531 8 лет назад
A solid walkthrough guide of the game, I'd say.
@blackmage540
@blackmage540 9 лет назад
"We're 100% black." "Me too."
@MarcusObrian
@MarcusObrian 10 лет назад
The WWE moment got me good.
@Westile
@Westile 8 лет назад
Wasn't prepared for this to actually be funny.
@czabialonzo425
@czabialonzo425 6 лет назад
"That wasn't funny" ~Paul
@pauldenton1892
@pauldenton1892 11 лет назад
I accidentally swapped the Window Gymnastics augmentation canister with the Badass Killing Machine canister before leaving Hong Kong.
@mantrox
@mantrox 8 лет назад
I just realised. JC = John Cena.
@olliepwnsall
@olliepwnsall 8 лет назад
+MantroX He died for our LAMs
@timmowers435
@timmowers435 8 лет назад
+Quiptipt The LAM of god
@KabooM1067
@KabooM1067 8 лет назад
+MantroX I wish he had gone with that xD.
@mergemechanism
@mergemechanism 8 лет назад
I have no words
@valeriitopovskii3631
@valeriitopovskii3631 5 лет назад
What a shame. Excuse me, that was so trite...
@bromixsr
@bromixsr 10 лет назад
Screw orange, lemon lime rules!!!!
@JohnDoe-ro4nf
@JohnDoe-ro4nf 7 лет назад
I agree, but I am allergic to lemon :(
@adamhamilton8313
@adamhamilton8313 5 лет назад
Sprite
@Jessesloveshack
@Jessesloveshack 10 лет назад
This video is a fucking classic.
@Blei1986
@Blei1986 3 года назад
as is your 6yo comment :-) Deus Ex (and its memes) will never die
@TyrannoWright
@TyrannoWright 10 лет назад
3:01 That pile-driver.
@bakerdoze
@bakerdoze 11 лет назад
Of course, the candy bars are the first thing you go for in any robbery.
@televisionandcheese
@televisionandcheese 8 лет назад
Darkness: Hey, you're that guy walton simons was talking about. JC Denton: Yeah? Darkness: Good Luck Darkness: We're 100% BLACK JC Denton: Me too. Darkness: The code to the ramp is 666, but watch out for sandra's friend.
@aeiouy7708
@aeiouy7708 8 лет назад
Darkness: Cops, that's what the sunnovabitch uses in operation agaisnt black people.
@mergemechanism
@mergemechanism 8 лет назад
I thought You were a GEP gun.
@televisionandcheese
@televisionandcheese 8 лет назад
Welcome to the coalition PROD! I might as well start using the code name now.
@mergemechanism
@mergemechanism 8 лет назад
The GEP Gun takedown is the most silent way to eliminate Manderley.
@televisionandcheese
@televisionandcheese 8 лет назад
User Name I have opened the mayor. When the power drops, go in, and go in, and go in, and go in, AND GO IN like the US marshal and his 3 daughters,,,,, and we lose the vaccine.
@fhistleb
@fhistleb 13 лет назад
The Clock Tower into Pile Driver combo killed me.
@DarksiderDarmoset
@DarksiderDarmoset 9 лет назад
THE CAGE BROKE! THE CAGE BROKE!
@UnclePutte
@UnclePutte 10 лет назад
00:35 - oh god, his dribble is augumented!
@AA-ez9cn
@AA-ez9cn 10 лет назад
1:45 I haven't laughed that hard in a while
@Fraggr92
@Fraggr92 6 лет назад
That pile driver was the most majestic thing i have seen in any Deus Ex video
@chessemchesse3676
@chessemchesse3676 6 лет назад
Just as my mother used to say: "Trust the guy with an arsenal big enough to take out an army that littlerally steals everything in a convenience store
@DoofFing
@DoofFing 2 года назад
This video lives rent free in my head. I've been watching it several times a year for a decade.
@Lookin4aBoxToLive
@Lookin4aBoxToLive 10 лет назад
The Clocktower music in the part with the maid was so perfect.
@StormZephyr
@StormZephyr 9 лет назад
I fucking lost it at the basketball physics.
@AryanneHoofler
@AryanneHoofler Год назад
I must have watched this previously while drunk years ago, I don't remember this on my liked list. A gem nonetheless
@red_cosplay
@red_cosplay 6 лет назад
when the power drops... go in, go in, GO IN and GO IN like the US marshal and his three daughters
@totilix1858
@totilix1858 8 лет назад
thats it thats the game
@poorinspirit1982
@poorinspirit1982 9 лет назад
UNATCO Trooper: "I don't understand, what are you doing?" *stabs him*
@jess648
@jess648 Год назад
I love that there’s so many explosives placed during the Walton fight but that it turns into ground zero for the manhattan project for a few seconds
@ApocalypticRadish
@ApocalypticRadish 2 года назад
*casually breaks through glass panel into Triad meeting*
@wYeL333
@wYeL333 12 лет назад
Over ten playthroughs and I've never heard Gunther say the prisoner part. You always find something you missed in this game.
@ZomBIEKAI4
@ZomBIEKAI4 11 лет назад
Good god that pile driver part. How could you do this to me, I can't breath.
@CNRhKXtreme
@CNRhKXtreme 9 лет назад
Come on and LAMs, and welcome to the LAMs!
@fanio222
@fanio222 6 лет назад
Man the one with the maid is really well done.
@Poodleinacan
@Poodleinacan 7 лет назад
If the video had been made more recently, the "JC" joke would have been a "John Cena" joke.
@realnumber6882
@realnumber6882 10 лет назад
Too funny the "Robbery" part in the shop: even the police break through the glasses. Best part the WWE piledriver! Out of breath hahahahah
@DaBlizStation
@DaBlizStation 8 лет назад
Welcome to the coalition *_P R O D!_*
@Phataku
@Phataku 8 лет назад
@0:37 "basketball.exe has stopped working"
@ytnukesme1600
@ytnukesme1600 4 года назад
That doesn't mean you can stop me, i'm a power generator, i'm big enough to power up an entire building.
@tohopes
@tohopes 8 лет назад
YAR, HAR, FIDDLE-DEE-DEE
@CaptainLumpyDog
@CaptainLumpyDog 8 лет назад
Being a pirate is alright with me!
@CaptainLumpyDog
@CaptainLumpyDog 8 лет назад
+An Ordinator What a shame.
@SuperFeatherYoshi
@SuperFeatherYoshi 8 лет назад
2:29 CHEEEEEEEN!!!
@donidewit
@donidewit 2 года назад
3:06 I really loved that one 😂
@Insidious849
@Insidious849 2 года назад
May Sung (Maggie's maid) getting piledriven, though. 🤣
@TheEvilShepard
@TheEvilShepard 8 лет назад
This never gets old.
@MentalParadox
@MentalParadox 8 лет назад
Those LAM's at the end should have destroyed the whole underwater base :D
@blingking501
@blingking501 6 лет назад
Holy shit I remember seeing this years ago, I'm surprised it hasn't blown up.
@apanst
@apanst 13 лет назад
He was a good ball... what a rotten way to slam..
@coreymurray432
@coreymurray432 9 лет назад
Anyone else catch the Touhou reference around 2:29?
@adriannaranjo4397
@adriannaranjo4397 4 года назад
2:50 She could've just walked over the sofas, instead she went _through_ them
@krychur4956
@krychur4956 5 лет назад
J.C: *shoots Paul* Paul: That wasn't funny! >:(
@jcdenton8221
@jcdenton8221 11 лет назад
Did someone forget their climbing augmentation AGAIN?
@TowelRetainer
@TowelRetainer 13 лет назад
1:49 These were desperate times for agent J.C. Denton
@Georgie_B_
@Georgie_B_ 8 лет назад
Incredible work my friend, a magnum opus!
@RobloxSugarFanta
@RobloxSugarFanta 11 лет назад
1:50 JC Denton The best criminal in Hong Kong
@googleygareth
@googleygareth 13 лет назад
Whats the song at the basket ball part?
@derekpiasecki1097
@derekpiasecki1097 7 лет назад
That body slam reminds me of this match back in 1998 when the Undertaker threw Mankind off the Hell in a Cell and into the Spanish announcer's table.
@ParasiticTentacle
@ParasiticTentacle 12 лет назад
Oh my god clocktower maid you are brilliant
@tentaclesmod
@tentaclesmod 2 года назад
God I love the immense potential of this game for SHENANIGANS. Why isn't there a video of opening every cage in the versalife installation? Pure chaos.
@JCDentonCZ
@JCDentonCZ 12 лет назад
Thaaat's an interesting theory, but I've learned that all possibilities should be looked into. However it's more likely that Warren Spector lent a lot of the elements from the local radio show in Austin Texas, Alex Jones, as well as considerable research into subjects on their own. If only just meant to be an entertainment product, they certainly picked a great collection of subjects to mix in and make a great story and game from.
@Missingnokillred
@Missingnokillred 7 лет назад
if you think that many lams for walton was excessive, it isn't by any measure i planted 12 whole lams and used all of them on walton and he didn't even die from a single one of them
@HunterShows
@HunterShows 7 лет назад
Guess I stumbled into the main office. Well, tell me your secrets now.
@SirDamned
@SirDamned 4 года назад
The video and the game were years ahead of their time
@silverkx2000
@silverkx2000 13 лет назад
Robbery was the best part
@TheCanadianAlligator
@TheCanadianAlligator 11 лет назад
4:34 "Oh my God, JC! A bomb!" 4:38 *flashback* They'll never see it coming...
@pauldenton7699
@pauldenton7699 12 лет назад
" That wasn't funny! "
@LordIncompetent
@LordIncompetent 10 лет назад
2:29
@rushnerd
@rushnerd 13 лет назад
PAUL I...I...I thought you were GEP gun.
@Schuykov
@Schuykov 13 лет назад
THE PILEDRIVER!!!
@EMKTTHL
@EMKTTHL 11 лет назад
the boss fights are a piece of cake if you have the dragon's tooth or LAMs.
@ZloyBelyash
@ZloyBelyash 3 года назад
0:38 When due process fails us, we really do live in a world of terror
@ramox90
@ramox90 12 лет назад
JC a bomb! Denton: What a shame.
@jcdenton8221
@jcdenton8221 11 лет назад
Again, Paul? Damn it, this is the same thing that happened when we were in elementary school. You tried to climb the monkey bars... I still hear the screaming.
@crazyrabbits
@crazyrabbits 12 лет назад
0:50 Somebody sign him up for the Knicks!
@krychur4956
@krychur4956 4 года назад
OH MY GOD, JC, A BOMB! What kind of bomb?
@Chiznitz
@Chiznitz 13 лет назад
HEY YO WHATCHA GON' DO HEY YO WHATCHA GON' DO HEY YO WHATCHA GON' DO Fuck me, this is great.
@GoofTroopdumdum
@GoofTroopdumdum 12 лет назад
EVERY TIME I HEAR THAT SONG I FEEL SO EPIC!
@ChrisBabaganoosh
@ChrisBabaganoosh 12 лет назад
GOOD GAWD ALMIGHTY, HE KILLED HER AS GAWD IS MY WITNESS, SHE IS BROKEN IN HALF
@Wasmachineman
@Wasmachineman 12 лет назад
0:37 My basket ball is augmented.
@urdnotwrex2022
@urdnotwrex2022 11 лет назад
Next time,tell him to double check his system,We had enough of his bullshit,Wait untill Jock hear about this.
@Chimerathon
@Chimerathon 13 лет назад
I fucking died at the clocktower reference. The "fuck the police" part was also pretty damn good.
@FortuneSan
@FortuneSan 13 лет назад
I lost it at the piledriver, Fucking awesome work
@sterlok2283
@sterlok2283 4 года назад
I always thought Paul Denton looks like John Travolta
@SullySadface
@SullySadface 2 года назад
No, PROD, you don't understand. She *will* accompany you.
@CPTHAP
@CPTHAP 13 лет назад
Johnny Cage: OH YEAH.
@XEL777
@XEL777 12 лет назад
Yeah, and the voice acting isn't shitty FYI. Some minor characters' maybe, but that of the main cast (especially JC), as well as a good chunk of more minor and background characters, ranged from perfectly fine to great.
@LordSaddler261
@LordSaddler261 11 лет назад
I was not informed that the newer firmware is not blastproof.
@DyaMetR
@DyaMetR 9 лет назад
LAMs: You can never have enough of 'em
@EdOscuro
@EdOscuro 12 лет назад
Whenever Paul says "UNATCO!" I just die.
@Bluehawk2008
@Bluehawk2008 7 лет назад
JC HAS GOT THE ROCK!
@kubli365
@kubli365 3 года назад
Damn this holds up pretty good
@bakerdoze
@bakerdoze 13 лет назад
They just don't make proximity mines like they used to.
@falkuistion
@falkuistion 9 лет назад
What's the name of the song when the maid is chasing JC?
@KennyRedSocks
@KennyRedSocks 4 года назад
What's the music that plays after May Sung destroys the furniture?
@viewtiful1doubleokamihand253
@viewtiful1doubleokamihand253 4 года назад
It's the ClockTower soundtrack. It's called "Don't cry Jennifer", classic stuff.
@KennyRedSocks
@KennyRedSocks 4 года назад
@@viewtiful1doubleokamihand253 Thanks
@TheP3NDU1UM
@TheP3NDU1UM 13 лет назад
OH man that pile-driver I think i peed my pants
@dittyobrien
@dittyobrien 13 лет назад
yeah I was about to ask was that a clock tower dub in lol
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