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"A Recipe for Relaxation" with Chef Corvus, ASMR Culinary Plague Doctor 

Ephemeral Rift
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Arkham Sanitarium's own Plague Doctor, Corvus D. Clemmons, is now also one of the resident chefs, and is here to help you relax, by creating a culinary cuisine consisting of only the finest in delectable sounds.
We hope you enjoy! Compliments of the chef.
Ingredients:
06:45 2 boiled eggs
11:50 A dash of lemon
16:30 1 large onion
19:50 Cloves of garlic
21:35 2 cups of pasta
27:55 1/4 tsp dried basil leaves
32:35 1 tbsp yellow mustard
35:50 1 tbsp tomato ketchup
38:20 1/4 cup sweet relish
43:45 Fresh ground sea salt to taste
49:35 Side of bread
54:00 Desert: mini candy coated chocolates
This was another one of those last-minute impromptu ideas that I didn't even know was going to happen, even to the point where my better half picked up the chef jacket at a local uniform store hours before filming. I already owned the hat, just never knew what to do with it.
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What is ASMR?
ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response and is the current (non-scientific) name given to the feeling characterized as a pleasurable tingling sensation felt in the head, scalp, back and other regions of the body in response to visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering and personal attention.
ASMR videos are not only meant to help induce ASMR or "tingles", but also help provide a relaxing, calming and soothing experience for the viewer while helping to relieve their anxiety, stress, insomnia, to help those suffering with PTSD or depression, to serve as a study aid and more.

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Комментарии : 976   
@bradleymorgan8223
@bradleymorgan8223 8 лет назад
I know you have a healthy supply of blooper footage.. I would pay good money to see some of that
@unovanwanderer
@unovanwanderer 8 лет назад
Same
@grumpytoilet4449
@grumpytoilet4449 5 лет назад
Has he cleaned out the pen yet? Those bloopers are probably shidding all over the supply pen
@KicaVixMG
@KicaVixMG 8 лет назад
I love that Rift acts his characters so well I just forget it's him under that mask and I start stupidly wondering "wot dos ze doctor look like under his mask???"
@SilentButDadly
@SilentButDadly 8 лет назад
I'm always like "If this character was a real person, what would he/she actually look like?" *(Except Dave, for obvious reasons.)*
@symphony_in_152mm2
@symphony_in_152mm2 4 года назад
I'm happy to see I'm not the only one to think this
@breadloafREVO
@breadloafREVO 2 года назад
Yooo 2-D pfp is awesome
@MrSpruce
@MrSpruce 8 лет назад
12:00 when life gives you lemons, give them to Clemmons.
@churt2774
@churt2774 7 лет назад
ChrissyBoy6661 when life gives you Clemmons, make Clemmonade
@Short_Potato
@Short_Potato 6 лет назад
ChrissyBoy6661 my friend drinks Clemmon water a lot. I don't know if that's a health problem or if it's fine. However, I think it's the latter.
@comesatnight5078
@comesatnight5078 4 года назад
LOL
@mataco7073
@mataco7073 4 года назад
Clem. Grakata Clem
@EmileA239_from_Halo_Reach
@EmileA239_from_Halo_Reach 2 года назад
Nice ODST profile picture
@PhillyphilKO
@PhillyphilKO 8 лет назад
As soon as he pulled out those eggs, a small part of me wanted to see ER pull a HowtoBasic and just destroy his kitchen.
@adrianc1496
@adrianc1496 8 лет назад
😂😂😂
@YoshiSuperGuy
@YoshiSuperGuy 8 лет назад
I want to see him do a relaxing HowToBasic video.
@crowx9543
@crowx9543 8 лет назад
same
@twentynegnersnabeachinmich7312
Same. Every time I see eggs now, I instantly think of HowToBasic...
@dethklok6356
@dethklok6356 8 лет назад
+twenty øne gøners øn a beach in michigan same. eggs are ruined for me. scrambled if you will
@geremysorlinigiguere9535
@geremysorlinigiguere9535 8 лет назад
I had no clue how much I wanted this until I had it. We need repairman Corvus too. And Shopkeeper Corvus. And Corvus Manley. And president Corvus. We need everything corvus!
@Endymenbro
@Endymenbro 8 лет назад
The only way to describe this is yes.
@UnboxTheWorldASMR
@UnboxTheWorldASMR 8 лет назад
I want Corvus to be the president.
@domanicdench3804
@domanicdench3804 8 лет назад
#votecorvus
@a_pathy
@a_pathy 8 лет назад
#feeltheasmr
@EnsignFuntimes
@EnsignFuntimes 8 лет назад
#Corvusisbetterthaneveryonerunningatm #includingobama
@998clan
@998clan 8 лет назад
Dude! make some more videos I love your stuff!!
@UnboxTheWorldASMR
@UnboxTheWorldASMR 8 лет назад
+Ludi - Thanks! I'll be making more very soon, my living situation changed a little bit dramatically, but I'm setting up a new studio now. :)
@Scrattah
@Scrattah 8 лет назад
When you're Corvus, you're REALLY Corvus, like there's something about hiding one's face that makes a character seem like they aren't being created, like they are a standalone human.
@riley4763
@riley4763 8 лет назад
#deep
@dr.corvus7754
@dr.corvus7754 8 лет назад
Ah yes, yes
@EphemeralRift
@EphemeralRift 8 лет назад
Thank you. I try my best !
@juno2397
@juno2397 8 лет назад
+hashdreamer now that's what i call passive aggressive
@Dyceus
@Dyceus 8 лет назад
+Øystein Johan Pettersen A normal one. Tumblr got a hold of random tweets and stuff of him joking around or being annoyed and they blew him up as some misogynist. You know, Tumblr stuff (gotta find all those dirty misogynists and persecute them for their crimes of six, probably dark humor intended, tweets).
@aloysiusdevadanderabercrombie8
Plot twist: Rift has multiple personality disorder and each of the characters are his different personalities, and making ASMR videos is the only way to control them.
@cthult7856
@cthult7856 8 лет назад
O.O"
@diabolicallink
@diabolicallink 8 лет назад
Whoa
@jgdhgshj
@jgdhgshj 8 лет назад
+Catbug “v.” 'SUGAR PEAS' 'DROP EM' 'OKAAYYYY' *catbug drops sugar peas*
@brandonberthelot2985
@brandonberthelot2985 8 лет назад
I had that theory about corvus u see if u etch relaxation 3 u will understand more
@RocketRaccoonIzHot
@RocketRaccoonIzHot 8 лет назад
You werent the first to think this
@henrybadger785
@henrybadger785 8 лет назад
Corvus wearing a chef hat? Instant like.
@SylviaEvilKitty
@SylviaEvilKitty 4 года назад
ikr I insta-clicked because i thought it was SO adorable.
@RRTSMPlayz
@RRTSMPlayz 4 года назад
@@SylviaEvilKitty same
@alexhackett1312
@alexhackett1312 8 лет назад
Could you imagine his neighbours or someone walking past the window and seeing him wearing a plague mask, chefs clothing and tapping food around a microphone.
@OtisCluck
@OtisCluck 6 лет назад
Freddie Freaker! Call 1-900-490-FREAK!
@nexusomega1
@nexusomega1 4 года назад
Its probably normal for them
@NeoMetaI
@NeoMetaI 4 года назад
Neighbor:is it Tuesday already?
@kehill7257
@kehill7257 3 года назад
200th like 😡
@VentilatorenBumser
@VentilatorenBumser 3 года назад
They'd think he is a Klansman
@henrybadger785
@henrybadger785 8 лет назад
Corvus is best character. Corvus for smash pls Corvus for president Corvus on iron chef pls Corvus for everything!
@cheezersmedia3772
@cheezersmedia3772 6 лет назад
Henry Badger Corvus for smash 5
@GaiaBH1
@GaiaBH1 6 лет назад
Corvus for husband
@frankfurhter
@frankfurhter 6 лет назад
CORVUS TINGLES INTO SMASH
@Eterneum
@Eterneum 6 лет назад
Corvus for serial killer
@chadbluedad
@chadbluedad 6 лет назад
Corvus for ruler of galaxies
@absoluteunit8334
@absoluteunit8334 7 лет назад
Corvus: *is tapping eggs together* me: *waiting for him to brutally smash eggs together* Corvus:*doesn't brutally smash eggs* me:*is strangely dissapointed at lack of egg smashing*
@Kuronosa
@Kuronosa 7 лет назад
That would probably make a huge mess, and a lot of noise....and loud noise is something that breaks ASMR immersion.
@absoluteunit8334
@absoluteunit8334 7 лет назад
Kuronosa yeah, but I watch too much HowToBasic.
@ninolloydbandiola5581
@ninolloydbandiola5581 2 года назад
@@Kuronosa i mean it isn't _that_ loud trust me, ive broken enough eggs in my life
@yoitskodiak6267
@yoitskodiak6267 8 лет назад
The best part about Ephemeral Rift is that he doesn't give 2 fucks when it comes to making asmr vids. If an idea hits his head we see it a few day later
@DemonASMR
@DemonASMR 8 лет назад
A true beast
@verzeda
@verzeda 8 лет назад
thats how the fuck people should be in their lives. goddamn judgemental people everywhere mang
@yoitskodiak6267
@yoitskodiak6267 8 лет назад
A-men
@paavoilves5416
@paavoilves5416 8 лет назад
+Low Fidelity The realest shit I have read today!
@HystericalWhim
@HystericalWhim 8 лет назад
to bad people get butt hurt and post hate comments
@pckyr7573
@pckyr7573 8 лет назад
Roommate: "Hey, whatchu watching?" Me: "A Plague Doctor with a chef hat whispering to me." Roommate: " " Me: " " Roommate: "why"
@TeamInTheDarkness
@TeamInTheDarkness 5 лет назад
Sciense isn´t about why, is about Why not? XD
@croquettes1937
@croquettes1937 4 года назад
Made me wheeze
@alexpodsvirow6456
@alexpodsvirow6456 8 лет назад
I love how the hat says 'got plague' idk why but it's just funny to me 😂
@kyle79011
@kyle79011 8 лет назад
I think he is referencing "got milk?"
@Wachtos
@Wachtos 8 лет назад
Do me a favor Rift and please NEVER show plague doctor without his mask. I feel like it would ruin it and it would NOT have the same effect as Darth Vader's face reveal. I like to picture PD as a bird dude and nothing else. thanks :)
@Hakusan75
@Hakusan75 8 лет назад
It.. it's just. Yep. It would probably be jarring. :)
@tabithathecat
@tabithathecat 4 года назад
Ngl I just imagine his face to just fill the mask. Maybe a beak or something, but more likely just.... Y'know, an odd looking beak face
@jaredkolowski
@jaredkolowski 8 лет назад
Since an onion is used in this video, I don't see a "Relax with Shrek" too far away.
@corvuscadaver
@corvuscadaver 8 лет назад
Uncle E's videos are like onions. They both have layers, and we are just a few layers away from the long awaited Relax with Shrek.
@vaultboi76
@vaultboi76 6 лет назад
It’s still far
@adnauseam721
@adnauseam721 8 лет назад
No one must ever know i watch this kinda shit
@justinhowlett
@justinhowlett 8 лет назад
+Ad nauseam ASMR is the biggest secret I have.
@samir7564
@samir7564 8 лет назад
Hahahaha ikr? This shit is weird af if you think about it. But i like it tho XD
@cyberdyne3442
@cyberdyne3442 8 лет назад
+Justin Howlett Me too hahaha. Can you imagine talking about it ? " Last night i totally had a blast listening to a grown man playing with wet pasta ".
@Redex208050
@Redex208050 8 лет назад
yeah my friend asked me what it was and I just replied I was watch very stupid videos to make fun of them 😅 I love asmr
@leeannhoward2141
@leeannhoward2141 8 лет назад
SAAAME
@jack1947711
@jack1947711 8 лет назад
Corvus is my favorite character.
@cripplewitharipple8149
@cripplewitharipple8149 8 лет назад
he's awesome but my favorite is Batman 😜
@phourniner
@phourniner 8 лет назад
So good. Easily my favorite and my day just gets so much better when I see a new Corvus video.
@cripplewitharipple8149
@cripplewitharipple8149 8 лет назад
+nachobunny I don't think he did a Superman video
@stupidsexysatan5639
@stupidsexysatan5639 8 лет назад
Favs are Corvus and deep one dave
@Kraator57
@Kraator57 8 лет назад
+JackGhost115 Ditto
@danielwilliams6866
@danielwilliams6866 8 лет назад
Why do I think Corvus so adorable
@danielwilliams6866
@danielwilliams6866 8 лет назад
But I also feel like he could kill me at any minute
@swastikkunreich9157
@swastikkunreich9157 5 лет назад
Soooo... he’s a cat?
@dionysdumbasschannel7772
@dionysdumbasschannel7772 4 года назад
Swastikkun Reich i imagine a cat with a plague doctor mask
@enchantedcrane6328
@enchantedcrane6328 4 года назад
Birb got funny hat
@eattherich162
@eattherich162 4 года назад
Daniel Williams ...
@josephdalziel1733
@josephdalziel1733 8 лет назад
Teacher: So, what is your before bed routine? Me: Oh, I lay down, put in my headphones, and I watch a lovecraftian plague doctor make a meal for insane asylum patients. Teacher: . . .
@louthinator
@louthinator 8 лет назад
Paul, just so you know im now starting to get dreams of some of your characters after listening to this stuff...... I had lunch with Corvus and Dr Clemmons then we went around the asylum and the SCP foundation site buried beneath it visiting a load of your previous characters held in containment. I woke up when I turned around and the whispering banana and chin face put a lampshade on my head..... i have always had weird dreams but thanks for adding to them
@madgunslinger9140
@madgunslinger9140 8 лет назад
I had a dream that I was hanging out with him and 3 other people, and he was like a philosopher haha. It was beautiful
@aaronwilson9465
@aaronwilson9465 8 лет назад
Cooking with corvus. It should be a new TV show.
@minaxa
@minaxa 8 лет назад
Cooking with Corvus and A killer robot. Mettaton and Corvus Collab lol
@dr.corvus7754
@dr.corvus7754 8 лет назад
Very good idea, i not a head chef so
@aaronwilson9465
@aaronwilson9465 8 лет назад
+MissingTexture actually what I was thinking as I wrote this XD
@PurplePoppyAnimator
@PurplePoppyAnimator 8 лет назад
Every time I look at that mask I get Assassin's Creed flashbacks
@GenuineXray
@GenuineXray 8 лет назад
+Purplepoppyanimator Me its more like Dishonored flashbacks
@rickyasmr
@rickyasmr 8 лет назад
Margaret a few days ago and now Corvus? You're spoiling us. 💙 #Corvus2016
@dr.corvus7754
@dr.corvus7754 8 лет назад
Ah good yes
@EphemeralRift
@EphemeralRift 8 лет назад
I've only just begun
@RRTSMPlayz
@RRTSMPlayz 4 года назад
@@dr.corvus7754 greetings herr doctor
@m1a1charb26
@m1a1charb26 3 года назад
@@RRTSMPlayz Raus Raus!
@captnrobvious47
@captnrobvious47 8 лет назад
Got Plague? XD I want to see that on a Corvus Tee.
@Busterdrag
@Busterdrag 8 лет назад
I tried to cook following these instructions. Now my kitchen is on fire.
@alexhackett1312
@alexhackett1312 8 лет назад
Mine is currently experiencing a midlife crisis and trying to decide if it wants to be a kitchen or a living room.
@xRobinBoyWonderX
@xRobinBoyWonderX 8 лет назад
People always fall asleep when I talk about my problems, and my every day life. Should I do asmr videos too???
@paigemyhand1119
@paigemyhand1119 8 лет назад
Please
@Folbak
@Folbak 8 лет назад
+Husang That was the joke.
@communistpotato1413
@communistpotato1413 5 лет назад
Husang r/wooosh dumbass
@2pkjs1351
@2pkjs1351 8 лет назад
He deserves at least a million subscribers , the time and effort that goes into each video is unbelievable
@finchwaddledog5026
@finchwaddledog5026 3 года назад
Your wish was granted.
@Icanttstop
@Icanttstop 8 лет назад
his favorite sauce? Plagueoo
@dk_creates
@dk_creates 8 лет назад
The irony. A plague doctor works at a kitchen. Huh...
@WhisperProfessor
@WhisperProfessor 8 лет назад
Probably works at Chipotle.
@AphmauandAaein
@AphmauandAaein 8 лет назад
+WhisperProfessor savage
@dr.corvus7754
@dr.corvus7754 8 лет назад
Prepazing ze freshest foods my friend
@RRTSMPlayz
@RRTSMPlayz 4 года назад
@@dr.corvus7754 I'll be your everyday costumer or patient my herr doctor...
@spiritmint5929
@spiritmint5929 8 лет назад
I swear, if Paul ever spoke in his Corvus/Margaret without their respective masks on, it would be the most jarring shit ever. It's so hard to imagine Paul just doing these voices; they seem like actual individual people.
@DemonASMR
@DemonASMR 8 лет назад
That's just how talented this man is
@madgunslinger9140
@madgunslinger9140 8 лет назад
I always wonder how people dislike his videos... Like are they searching how to make a casserole and look at this and say this isn't how I make a casserole
@MrLordi123123
@MrLordi123123 5 лет назад
I love Corvus as much as I love my own girlfriend! Definitely my two favorite fictional characters :))
@WanderingWhispers
@WanderingWhispers 8 лет назад
Cooking with Corvus warms not 1, not 2, but all 3 of my hearts!
@browninmayflower6355
@browninmayflower6355 8 лет назад
you rule !!
@browninmayflower6355
@browninmayflower6355 8 лет назад
I requested a layered video maybe a year ago . just to remind u 😇😇
@WanderingWhispers
@WanderingWhispers 8 лет назад
broni dasani Oh you must not have seen it, I think I called it Onion ASMR, but I also have another layered type video planned soon too.
@browninmayflower6355
@browninmayflower6355 8 лет назад
+Wandering Whispers totally checking that out .. thank you !! I'm a big fan !
@sinnamonroll9289
@sinnamonroll9289 6 лет назад
"You look better than before!" I need someone like Corvus to make me feel special like his compliments do. 😂
@laughingjack4502
@laughingjack4502 6 месяцев назад
4 me that person is ER 😅
@markdouglas2464
@markdouglas2464 8 лет назад
Corvus is STILL my favorite.
@RueRyuzakiIsBB
@RueRyuzakiIsBB 8 лет назад
Corvus D. Clemmons for President 2016: Relaxation we can believe in!
@dr.corvus7754
@dr.corvus7754 8 лет назад
I agree with zis statement
@ThexVaultxTech
@ThexVaultxTech 8 лет назад
I'm voting for Corvus. Corvus, make America relax again!
@evilpotatoman9436
@evilpotatoman9436 8 лет назад
"when was the last time someone played with wet pasta in your ears" AAAAhh........... aaaaaahhh good question XD
@Anestes_Morait
@Anestes_Morait 8 лет назад
one of my fav characters is deep one dave plz mister rift make more deep one dave vids PLZ
@izzybebusy
@izzybebusy 8 лет назад
Yes please!
@yejiyirenyuqi9572
@yejiyirenyuqi9572 8 лет назад
yes!!
@SpoonyNin
@SpoonyNin 8 лет назад
+Ανέστης Μωραϊτόπουλος Sushi perhaps?
@matthewmcdowall5444
@matthewmcdowall5444 8 лет назад
Ya
@DC-sg3pq
@DC-sg3pq 8 лет назад
no no Corvus is Better
@PARISASMR
@PARISASMR 8 лет назад
Et voilà Monsieur Corvus!!! It's delicious for my ears! ✨👌🏻
@jpracing893
@jpracing893 8 лет назад
Hey Flo!! Nice to see you on other videos haha!
@LinnyTheGuinea
@LinnyTheGuinea 6 лет назад
So, Corvus your a chef...? MAKE ME CHEESECAKE
@Renamoose
@Renamoose 8 лет назад
Playing Skyrim, sees Rift upload and notices Corvus. Dovakin can wait, Corvus is here.
@WinterFreSh00
@WinterFreSh00 8 лет назад
+Renamon Toast Crunch why not both
@zayzahh
@zayzahh 8 лет назад
+WinterFreSh00 sleeeeeeeeeeep
@Sam-lu6wz
@Sam-lu6wz 8 лет назад
+WinterFreSh00 so true play the game on low volume and listen to ER I do that all the time.
@Short_Potato
@Short_Potato 6 лет назад
RenTec Corvus Clemmons! Corvus Clemmons! Corvus Cle-e-emmons!
@CasuaLxClan
@CasuaLxClan 8 лет назад
Corvus for president
@ттпенфт
@ттпенфт 8 лет назад
ALL HAIL POTATO
@notaspy3751
@notaspy3751 8 лет назад
+Potato Shouldn't you be stuck on a microphone post with tinfoil on your head in rift's basement?
@benjaminnewsom9614
@benjaminnewsom9614 8 лет назад
THE SPUD HAS SPOKEN
@sarahpepe2104
@sarahpepe2104 8 лет назад
how does it feel to be the best known potato in the asmr community
@ттпенфт
@ттпенфт 8 лет назад
Connor Moss don't you talk to potato like that.
@jamesborb4255
@jamesborb4255 8 лет назад
I still can't understand if corvus is the bad or the good doctor, I see him as a friend anyway
@moriarctic
@moriarctic 8 лет назад
He's good
@5ynthwav31ng4
@5ynthwav31ng4 6 лет назад
Question of the day: *G O T P L A G U E ?*
@RRTSMPlayz
@RRTSMPlayz 4 года назад
YES
@TheEpicAlphaWolf
@TheEpicAlphaWolf 7 лет назад
Missed opportunity for Chephemeral Rift
@laughinglight9870
@laughinglight9870 6 лет назад
If I adopt a bird one day, it’s gonna be a plauge doctor.
@steirabua861
@steirabua861 8 лет назад
_"an excellent video"_
@CausticMonarch
@CausticMonarch 8 лет назад
'An excellent comment'
@spoofking9347
@spoofking9347 8 лет назад
If he made this into series, cooking videos and what not, it would have to have a catchy name... "Cooking With Corvus" 'Deep Frying With A Deep One" or something like that, I don't fuggin know
@basic204
@basic204 8 лет назад
Do you think you can do something from the Addams Family ? Like Gomez Addams maybe counting his gold
@Reddeadowl
@Reddeadowl 8 лет назад
btw,Thing can do some tapping videos lol
@badhatharry4323
@badhatharry4323 8 лет назад
Relax with Trump. Make ASMR great again.
@C43P9
@C43P9 8 лет назад
+Jan Röder Why ist this not the Topcomment?!? x'D
@Handhandme
@Handhandme 8 лет назад
small loan of a million tingles
@katdrawsthat
@katdrawsthat 8 лет назад
+Nick Rof I WAS SO RELAXED AND THEN I READ THIS AND LOST IT !!!
@Icanttstop
@Icanttstop 8 лет назад
+Supreme Overlord good. hope it triggers you. Make Triggers great again.
@sparkraido
@sparkraido 8 лет назад
(つ˵•́ω•̀˵)つ━☆゚.*・。゚҉̛༽̨҉҉ノ☆MAGIC☆゚.*・。゚҉̛༽̨҉҉ノ☆゚
@crimsonagony6266
@crimsonagony6266 8 лет назад
STILL waiting for my Thomas the tank engine roleplay
@crimsonagony6266
@crimsonagony6266 8 лет назад
Captain Sum Ting Wong wi tu lo
@CorpulentBrony
@CorpulentBrony 8 лет назад
Corvus has a nice pair of eggs tbh fam
@themustyjellyfish6896
@themustyjellyfish6896 8 лет назад
yus.
@trainzillamodelrailroading9905
Not surprised to hear that from a brony.
@Z3r0Sk83r
@Z3r0Sk83r 8 лет назад
💯👍😳😍😥💨 best eggs fam. you think he dabs?
@thogurk4630
@thogurk4630 8 лет назад
+Contron L god no, fuck that.
@universerift
@universerift 8 лет назад
+David Vonderhaar tbh stands for to be honest
@locrian5818
@locrian5818 8 лет назад
This video was EGGstravagant! I can't wait for the next one.
@anmlclan5943
@anmlclan5943 8 лет назад
xD
@vonmillermillerlight58klub11
@vonmillermillerlight58klub11 8 лет назад
L
@CausticMonarch
@CausticMonarch 8 лет назад
*Crickets don't even chip because this bad joke killed them*
@sparkraido
@sparkraido 8 лет назад
You really got the NOSE for those puns
@jakethunderbird8735
@jakethunderbird8735 8 лет назад
+Spark Raido the magic horse *noose**
@ASMRBoosters
@ASMRBoosters 8 лет назад
plague egg omelette. awesome video uncle rift. you're the bestest
@ZombieNick96
@ZombieNick96 8 лет назад
He's eggcellent... I'm not proud. Have mercy on my soul oh great and powerful meme master.
@kennynitro17
@kennynitro17 8 лет назад
I was waiting for someone to walk in and immediately turn around and leave because they're desensitised to this by now.
@victorsaila5879
@victorsaila5879 8 лет назад
"Got Plague?" Easily my favorite part of this video
@RavensRift
@RavensRift 8 лет назад
I personally like the line "When was the last time someone played with wet pasta in your ears..."
@ianhitchcock1019
@ianhitchcock1019 8 лет назад
After years of yearning, my pleas to Chuthulu proved successful. I can now rest happy.
@Thrack__
@Thrack__ 8 лет назад
I feel like Corvus could be a teacher in Harry Potter
@CausticMonarch
@CausticMonarch 8 лет назад
I feel like your mum could be a teacher at hogwarts
@CausticMonarch
@CausticMonarch 8 лет назад
+Bread Satan OOOOOH BIGGEST ROAST OF 1863 WOAH OMGOMGOMFG
@tabithathecat
@tabithathecat 4 года назад
@@CausticMonarch you need the Professor. I'm getting the Professor.
@owenhyatt2603
@owenhyatt2603 7 лет назад
WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE!
@tabithathecat
@tabithathecat 4 года назад
Don't you mean, where's the Special Barbecue Sauce?
@K4D6N
@K4D6N 8 лет назад
My jokes are like kids with cancer, they never get old
@CausticMonarch
@CausticMonarch 8 лет назад
Savage
@lordbyronmarcusxavierantho9400
I just love black humor.
@Zephixify
@Zephixify 8 лет назад
+Lord Byron Marcus Xavier Anthony Jerome I Lancaster my favourite black comedian is black.
@icansmellyou7440
@icansmellyou7440 8 лет назад
their also sick
@izzys4810
@izzys4810 8 лет назад
HA
@steste777
@steste777 8 лет назад
Broke my leg today - luckily Corvus was waiting when I got home to my surprise! He is my favorite !
@neoniakitsama
@neoniakitsama 7 лет назад
(Mom walks in) "Hey what are you watching?" "A plague doctor quietly smacking his eggs together" "I'm turning off the internet"
@RRTSMPlayz
@RRTSMPlayz 4 года назад
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
@DC-sg3pq
@DC-sg3pq 8 лет назад
its ephemeral style
@gamertimeheehoo
@gamertimeheehoo 8 лет назад
melancholy town where we never smile
@yukiizumiya7240
@yukiizumiya7240 6 лет назад
and all I wanna hear is the message, beep
@fulvia2030
@fulvia2030 8 лет назад
Every video of yours makes me relax and fly with fantasy. Thank you, Ephemeral Rift 😊
@The404Studios
@The404Studios 8 лет назад
Great video
@b1o_hzrd_
@b1o_hzrd_ 6 лет назад
Corvus is love, Corvus is life
@cyberdyne3442
@cyberdyne3442 8 лет назад
Oh my gosh ! Thank you for brining the Plague Doctor back ! He is my favourite character of yours ! And the tingles... I don't even have words.
@tr3nta345
@tr3nta345 8 лет назад
I usually hate ASMR but damn is this guy doing it nicely, i love it
@witchcat5696
@witchcat5696 8 лет назад
I got the loudest, longest and the most obnoxious as before this video. now I'm extra ready for some relaxation
@rutvikkatkoriya
@rutvikkatkoriya 8 лет назад
this is just an idea I had for an asmr vid, but it's kinda expensive. I was thinking you could do a video where you are assembling some sort of furniture or something like that. I understand though that it's kinda expensive and asks you probably don't need more furniture. Idk what do you guys think
@DC-sg3pq
@DC-sg3pq 8 лет назад
he could maybe get a cheap nightstand somewhere to build. I've seen em at target for like 20 bucks
@rutvikkatkoriya
@rutvikkatkoriya 8 лет назад
***** that is very true... they could also work.
@JonathanNWHunt
@JonathanNWHunt 8 лет назад
I was really hoping you to make some Cleverly Crafted and Cooked Corvus Clemmons Conserving CupCakes Created to Chow down on and Chill and Chat with whilst eating a few CCCCCCCC's, delicious, are they not?
@loonyb1n
@loonyb1n 8 лет назад
you're awesome rift.-from south Africa
@EllieAlienASMR
@EllieAlienASMR 8 лет назад
Great great great❤️
@EphemeralRift
@EphemeralRift 8 лет назад
Thanks Ellie ;)
@porygon4023
@porygon4023 7 лет назад
Do you see the pacman ghosts in the cabinet
@AmethystKrystal
@AmethystKrystal 8 лет назад
The first few seconds into this video, and I'm already lovin' it
@dalilam2276
@dalilam2276 8 лет назад
that part with yellow mustard and tomato ketchup made me laugh my ass off
@DirtyDanMunicipalMan
@DirtyDanMunicipalMan 8 лет назад
I like your profile pic. 😄
@dalilam2276
@dalilam2276 8 лет назад
+wjye damn yours is shiny
@DrawingGal4
@DrawingGal4 8 лет назад
I had a really bad day today and this made me have a more positive outlook on life. Thanks ER :)
@DrawingGal4
@DrawingGal4 8 лет назад
+Husang That's horrible! I'm so sorry that happeaned to you. I hope you get better.
@sparkraido
@sparkraido 8 лет назад
Did you have a bad time (sans face intensifie)(つ˵•́ω•̀˵)つ━☆゚.*・。゚҉̛༽̨҉҉ノ☆MAGIC☆゚.*・。゚҉̛༽̨҉҉ノ☆゚
@Folbak
@Folbak 8 лет назад
+Spark Raido the magic horse That's getting boring...
@DrawingGal4
@DrawingGal4 8 лет назад
+Spark Raido the magic horse LOL I guess I did
@CausticMonarch
@CausticMonarch 8 лет назад
Have you seen Chef?
@matthewwilson114
@matthewwilson114 8 лет назад
That's pretty good
@cullen1rose862
@cullen1rose862 8 лет назад
just watching how to basic videos and then I stumbled upon this that's actually pretty well done besides the fact that shit myself
@WhiteEye72
@WhiteEye72 8 лет назад
+Ephemeral Rift What would you think about a switch week: For a week or so you would post videos of different characters of yours BUT they would have compleatly different personalities, perhaps of an other character. Their voice and mannerism would still be the same. Sound interesting?
@Ysoni2216
@Ysoni2216 8 лет назад
Just when I think I've got Corvus figured out, he always manages to surprise me. Definitely my favorite character in your immense repertoire.
@funnylittleletters4291
@funnylittleletters4291 5 лет назад
*H A N D M O V E M E N T S*
@frederikmortensen6321
@frederikmortensen6321 8 лет назад
I am always waiting along time for the perfect moment to watch Corvus videos, like the sweetest piece of candy
@Jakemeaway
@Jakemeaway 8 лет назад
I get yellows and oranges mixed up
@Spadeaswell
@Spadeaswell 7 лет назад
Okay,because no one has done this,You can thank your friend MG Ingredients: 06:45 2 boiled eggs 11:50 A dash of lemon 16:30 1 large onion 19:50 Cloves of garlic 21:35 2 cups of pasta 27:55 1/4 tsp dried basil leaves 32:35 1 tbsp yellow mustard 35:50 1 tbsp tomato ketchup 38:20 1/4 cup sweet relish 43:45 Fresh ground sea salt to taste 49:35 Side of bread 54:00 Desert: mini candy coated chocolates Megalo Geo-
@Spadeaswell
@Spadeaswell 7 лет назад
Btw this for mobile
@Shrekapoof45
@Shrekapoof45 8 лет назад
I'd make a filthy frank joke but I'll hold back. for now
@timdevries98able
@timdevries98able 8 лет назад
Now i want to hear it...
@CausticMonarch
@CausticMonarch 8 лет назад
Have you seen chef?
@woooboboob
@woooboboob 8 лет назад
b0ss gimme the plague pls
@woooboboob
@woooboboob 8 лет назад
+Damn. go back to stealing vids you feisty lil thing.
@woooboboob
@woooboboob 8 лет назад
+Damn. but im a gril how do I reproduce with anudda gril :C
@damianskrok1731
@damianskrok1731 8 лет назад
Every time I watch one of your videos, I think "Imagine if someone not familiar with ASMR and not expecting the roleplay/costumes suddenly discovers these videos. A man in a creepy mask whispering to your ears talking about cooking.
@arcxcc
@arcxcc 8 лет назад
Eggs are f a chicken? But I swear they were eggs of a person! A person named Michael. Michael gave birth to those eggs from his eye socket. (Did you know the male human gives birth to eggs out of their eye sockets?)
@arcxcc
@arcxcc 8 лет назад
#ThisIsNotAnASMRVideo3
@RandomGamerNumber01
@RandomGamerNumber01 8 лет назад
+CM Cardenas I thought that seemed familiar.
@MaliciousCat
@MaliciousCat 6 лет назад
I love Corvus! He's my favorite character!
@Fun_Syz
@Fun_Syz 6 лет назад
Is Corvus overqualified to be a plague doctor or something because it seems like he pretty much dabbles in all practices, mostly medicine in the plague-preventing variety
@vladimirvojtaml
@vladimirvojtaml 8 лет назад
From this point onward my plague doctors in Darkest Dubgeon will be named Corvus mk.(recruit number).
@whipserspeople
@whipserspeople 8 лет назад
"Handy Work" ...nice one Corvus
@Bananazu2411
@Bananazu2411 6 лет назад
I just noticed the Pac-Man ghosts on the shelf in the background XD
@RRTSMPlayz
@RRTSMPlayz 4 года назад
Since I saw your comment,I notice too
@nicholaspretel2637
@nicholaspretel2637 8 лет назад
wth! why are there arguments about food in the comment section? you should all be asleep by now, come on. good night!
@wa1ter0
@wa1ter0 3 года назад
Gordon Ramsay ant got nothing on Corvus
@coolaman5
@coolaman5 7 лет назад
I want Corvus as my personal chef. Shame i don't have money even for a personal toilet...
@jareddemarzo8196
@jareddemarzo8196 6 лет назад
nobody's going to comment on the two Pac Man ghosts on the shelf? No? Anybody? Ok then.
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