Linny the Guinea my little brother cries each time I listen to any asmr that involves Corvus he thinks that he is gonna kidnap me then make me into a plague doctor too. You are not alone on this one😅😅
Man if you found this before this pandemic why are you coming back to it. If you are here because it’s good and you frequent it wouldn’t you stop looking at comments eventually. Not you Augusto
“Do you know anyone else with the plague? Asking for a friend.” “Maybe you are royalty, it’s not my business... are you royalty?” “Do you want a boonana? Here’s a boonana.” “This needle isn’t for you.” (Pulls out giant needle) “This one is!” Corvus is a godly being.
Doctors: here's a little needle, you'll feel a small pinch, then all over! Dentists: this 10 foot needle goes into your mouth, now don't swallow or inhale, or this mixture of numbing may cause your organs to fail (not how novacain works as far as I know, don't freak out) Corvus: *mixing random shit together* ah, yes, the skin from my great great grandmother, very good woman, very nice, and here we are *giant needle that probably hasn't been cleaned* now let's find that main blood vein
Corvus sucking and pushing liquid from a needle as he stare directly into my soul is one of the most unsettling yet calming things I have ever witnessed. Somehow either way it makes me laugh.
From what i can guess, the Corvus with the white mask is the true/original corvus and the ones with the black mask and with a brown mask are either future/past/alternate versions of him, his students, or impostors.
*is bleeding out on the floor trying to pinch my jugular closed* Doctor: let me order a pizza. You want some? *gurgles* Doctor: oh good. Let me call him!
Don't see anyone else posting this, so here y'all go for mobile Time stamps: 00:00:00 " 'tis ze season for an outbreak! " 00:03:20 Hand motions to calm your worries of having plague 00:07:00 Questionnaire to question if you have plague 00:17:55 Eye exam to see if you have plague 00:22:12 Health checkup to check your health for plague 00:25:55 Physical exam to examine for physical signs of plague [ Spoiler alert: you've got plague ] 00:28:00 Perusing a medical book about plague & other things 00:36:13 Do you have an irrational fear of needles? 00:40:11 Preparing the experimental plague remedy 00:52:57 Mixing the experimental plague remedy 00:55:15 Administering the experimental plague remedy 01:00:05 Ordering lunch (with 15th century phone conversation!) 01:07:15 Relaxation Treatment #1 - the hare assistant 01:11:12 Treatment #2 - Knocking out your stress 01:15:06 Treatment #3 - Leather Gloves of Protection +2 vs Plague 01:17:44 Treatment #4 - Modern 15th century plastic bottlecapping 01:21:00 Treatment #5 - Modern 15th century tissue package 01:24:18 Solving a modern 15th century puzzle while waiting for pizza to arrive and for the remedy to take its course.
I like to imagine that whenever we 'answer' a question he just writes down something really insulting. 'Are you taking any medication?' 'No' *Writing* 'Just naturally looks like a crack addict'
@@grubskies4221 It's near common knowledge that time travel can happen in the RCU (Rift Cinematic Universe) as well as dimension-hopping, cloning, basically anything sci-fi esc, but I do appreciate the fact you pointed that out. Good point
-Corvus as a plague doctor. -Corvus as a stomach doctor. -Corvus as a psychologist trying to reduce your stress. -Corvus trying to control your mind. - ̶S̶C̶P̶-̶0̶4̶9̶ Corvus as an obsessive plague doctor associated with the SCP Foundation.
40:18 Corvus: *Pulls out a small, actual medical needle.* Oh, no. Zis isn't for you. Also Corvus: *Pulls out a GIANT metal needle that they would use in horror movies.* This one is. Me: *Holy Jesus! What is that?! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!*
it's actually a marinade injector, which makes it more funny since he used the medical needle to inject marinade into the cornish hen and then the marinade injector for us 😭
I hope I'm not the only one who thinks Corvus is so adorable in how clumsy, innocent and soft he is to the patient, even the voice he chooses for him, even his humor, I absolutely love it! I hope to see more of Corvus the plague doctor ♡
Dont worry! The plauge doctor has his WebMd certificate of participation, and only 7 out of 10 patients die. But he DOES allow you to pay in birdseed! 10/10, would get treated again!
A man is pushing his car along the road when he comes to a hotel and shouts bankrupt. Why? Because he was playing Monopoly. *Seinfield theme intensifies*
just happened to be awake and catch this part about Margaret. when he talks about the dinner he'll make, he mentions his brother and his brother's wife (Margaret). 37:10
Did I seriously give him the keys to my house? He's gonna end up coming to my house to find me in nothing but a bathrobe on a heart shaped bed, with candles lit, rose petals everywhere and the faintest sound of Marvin Gaye.
Corvus: *enters my sexy room* Me: *posing sexily* Doctor...you came~ Corvus: Yes, you gave me ze keys so I let myself in- Me: How bout you let yourself into *this*
Corvus: A man pushes a car to a hotel and shouts "bankrupt", why? Me: *what if the man is pushing his car INTO a hotel, effectively destroying all the furniture, glass, interior, and possibly architecture of the structure. He shouts "bankrupt" because if he's able to afford the payment to repair the hotel, he'd be bankrupt. That's why he shouted "bankrupt".* Corvus: He was playing Monopoly.
I actually could see it on a poster in the village streets: Got the plague? Don't worry about it! Call Dr. Corvus and you'll be flying over the rainbow!
that's an anacronysm breaking the 4th wall is knowing and sharing the fact that you are a fictional character or speaking to the viewer (when he isn't part of the video so asmr roleplay is not 4th wall breaking)
I saw this video when it premiered and saved it to a playlist. Today I saw it again because I like it a lot and it hit me like a bucket of cold water to see that it is 7 years old.
Considering this isn't really the 15th century and it's just the Plague Ward of the Sanitarium, I could easily see him doing that. Afterall this patient is merely delusional, believing he is from the 15th century, so it wouldn't surprise me at all if there were others who believed they were from other time periods. It could easily be done.
00:36:10 Him: are you. Afraid. Of needles? Me: yes ;-; Him: *pulls out a needle* no no no this isn't for you Me: phew.. 00:40:13 Him: This needle. This one is for you Me: fffffff...
When Corvus is on the phone. Pizza Guy "Are they going to die" Corvus "No no, not like the other ones" I think I laughed for about ten minutes before I came back.
E.R: do you have an irrational fear of needles? Me: why E.R: *pulls out needle* Me: ._. E.R: this is not for you Me: really? E.R: now this needle is for you Me: *internal screaming*
Corvus: may I have your name please? Me: *Gives a card reading "your name"* Corvus: ah excellent, and your date of birth? Me: *gives him a card reading "your date of birth"* Corvus's mind: man this person is really stupid
I laughed so hard around 56:26 I look up from not watching for a bit bc of foony gurgling noise and I just see Corvus staring right at me as he plays with the syringe
*takes out needle* Me: Oh dear god no no no Him: nonono don't worry this is just for the dinner haha I wouldn't do that to you Me: oh! lol silly me *Pulls out gigantic needle* Him: anyways this is for you
“The power of the bunny compels you into a state of relaxation.” Nah bro- the bunny is compelling me into a state of uncontrollable laughter and idk why- 😭
Flapjack the American penguin back in the day of the plague, most doctors weren't exactly classified doctors. Some yes, but some were some sort of therapists or physiatrists and were assigned to be doctors. Many were greedy and did unneeded treatments to get money, which was probably chopping someone's arm off. Good thing is, there was nice doctors who did care for their patients and did try to cure them which is the good news.
*finnishes playing scp containment breech at a quarter to three in the morning* *sees asmr video, and clicks on it* *sees bird beek like mask and top hat* *passes out*
Pizza haven’t been invented yet. The telephone hadn’t been invented yet. Deck the Halls hadn’t been written yet. Monopoly hadn’t been invented yet. Rubik’s cubes hadn’t been invented yet. Boxing gloves hadn’t been invented yet. Tissue packages hadn’t been invented yet. Corvus is a time traveler.
Him: What English word is always spelled 'Incorrectly'? Me:Umm... Incorrectly itself? I'm dumb I probably won't get it right :T Him:The word would be 'Incorrectly' Me: *:D*
Corvus lievs outside of time and is perpetually breaking the 5+ walls so he may have made the C-virus to revitalise his business and we wouldn't even know
I was actually sick from food poisoning watching this. It helped me a lot to cope with it and the role play made me feel I was actually been cured. I feel better now ty
@@redsoulheart5040 It’s not placebo because I’m not taking anything. It’s just feeling good and supported. Knowing there’s someone that cares for you and is trying to make you feel good makes me feel better, and I think a lot of us.
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