A REPOSSESSION JOB & EVERYTHING WRONG WITH MY DISCOVERY! 🤮 

A yearly tradition for me and my brother is we have a day watching movies back to back, I really hope I’m facing the TV this year 🤞

I’ve got two trucks in London and I’m inspired by you I watched your video of you flying to France and I learned a lot about recovery please keep giving us young guy info we really appreciate your wisdom . And we wanna see more on the disco

Another top tip for diagnostic fault codes if you have a abs sensor fault clear the code restart the car and before driving scan again if the code wont clear its 99% wiring rather than a sensor

What's the most common owl on the planet? A teat owl. Brilliant entertainment as always. I love land rovers. Regret the day I sold my twin cab 110. Although not working now so I couldn't afford to repair one 😂🤣

Great video as always Ben!

1. Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere! 2. How do you organize a space party? You planet! 3. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 4. Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up! Hope these bring a smile to your face!

Happy Christmas peeps... 😀😊😃I went to a beekeeper to buy a dozen bees. He put 13 in a box. I asked what the extra was for, and he said "That's a freebie. "😎🤣😉

Last night my wife and I watched two DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the TV...

Just a warning dont eat the chicken balls from the chinese in town, my friend was really ill, apparently they served daffodil bulbs in batter , he got rushed to hospital , unfortunately he’s not coming out till spring !

A pony with a cough, is just a little horse! 😂😂😂

My Dad joke Ben goes a bit like this... "Walking home late last night I passed a lemon cheese cake, a hot fudge sundae and a slice of apple pie. I thought to myself “these streets are strangely desserted”😁

What goes "oh oh oh!"? Santa walking backwards.

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

What’s black white and skims the water at 90mph, a penguin on a jet ski Class work as always and some of us out here don’t mind watching folk on the spanner’s can learn some nifty tricks and tips to get jobs done

Two Goldfish in a tank, one turns to the other and says “Can you drive this thing?”

A man walks into a bar, ouch he said. It was an iron bar 😂😂😂

Transit!! I woke up this morning to find a load of sheep in the bedroom it was bedlamb

love the videos they keep me going throw my dark days keep it up and thank you. Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?" "Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels .

I was Christmas shopping the other day and I saw a brass band with dribble underneath all of their instruments, turns out it was the Salivation Army.

I used to be a baker but couldn't make enough dough 👍 😂🤣😂🤣

What does a fish say in a tank ? " how the hell do i drive this then!!)

I have a good one for you what is every parent’s favorite Christmas Carol… Silent Night 😂 my daughter tells me I’m just too punny

I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered Hope you have a good Christmas and a Happy New Year 🎄🍻

I'm reading a book on glue I can't put it down 😂

definitely a Frankie 👍👍👍

I opened my birthday cards the other day, and one of them was filled with rice. I immediately recognized it was from Uncle Ben. Thanks, Ben, for the awesome content; the plane video was probably one of my top RU-vid videos of the year.

What did the sea say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved 😂

"What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?" "They're both Paris sites."

I used to be against transplants, but I've had a change of heart. Great vlog 👍

Great video 👍 I wanted to buy a pair of camouflage trousers the other day but I could find any 👀

"Dad, did you get a haircut?" "No, I got them all cut!" 👀

My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.

Ben your a absolute gem 💎 of a guy. Thanks for the mug 🍺 coffee tastes so much better now. And as for the low life nicking your diesel I hope you find out who it is a piss in his fuel tank. Every time you need a pee 😂 Great video and you go for the unit you deserve it bud 👍

Love the videos

No joke - I've done a bit of work for Bailifs/Enforcement Agents in another trade. Agree to everything, don't complain, just think of a price and treble it, they won't care as liong as it gets done and they're on to the next one (probably why he didn't want to drive it, he might well have another job lined up). Have you seen how much they charge? 🤑

Sold my old hoover the other day on eBay. It was just gathering dust 😂😂😂 Always enjoy your Great videos Ben . Keep up the good work bud. 👍 Hope you and your family and Malcolm have a fantastic Christmas 🎄🎄🎄🎁🎁🎁

And here is the best joke ever I used to hate facial hair...... but then it grew on me!!! Great video.

What kind of car does a Jedi drive? A Toy-Yoda.

Dad Joke.... What did the zero say to the eight?" "That belt looks good on you." Great videos Ben..... Continue the hard work..... Enjoy your content buddy 👌👌

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Wheres my tractor 😂

Fun panda fact... most pandas have never had a tesco meal deal

Dad joke benny boy. I was wondering why this frisbee kept on getting bigger then it hit” me 😢 Keep up the good work looking forward to seeing hopefully your new unit 👍

Another great and interesting video. I was going to tell you a boxing joke but I can't remember the punchline. My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo so I had to put my foot down.

"Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?" "In case they get a hole in one!"

Why did the girl bring a ladder on the bus She wanted to go to high school 😂😂😂

Hi Ben I’m turning my Range Rover Sport into an off road rescue vehicle and have just purchased the front winch mount, which is the same one for the D3/4 , I’ll let you know how it goes. Also I’ve got the same fault with the EPB ! So massive thanks for showing what it could be and how to fix it 👊🏼👊🏼 Always enjoy your videos, keep them coming. 👍🏽😎

There's 2 fish in a tank, one turns to the other and says 'so, how do you drive this then?'. To which the other replies 'F*ck me a talking fish'. Greetings from Newark!

Scarlett’s favourite joke (obviously from her dad) Why do ducks have tail feathers? To cover their bum quack!!

At least older Landrover product does not randomly burst into flames! Winch a deffo need methinks.

Can't believe people stealing your stuff think ya should hide a camera somewhere and catch who's doin it .....keep up the good work m8 love ya vids 👍👍👍👍

I know I’m late to this video, and picking up on a comment on an earlier video, but I’m think call it Dave, Disctow Dave.🤪

I don’t have any Dad jokes 😂 There’s so many Transporters out there who think writing “recovery” on their van means they can ignore the other legislations and rules, DVSA have noticed as well

Last Christmas I bought a fake Christmas tree, and the guy behind the counter said "Are you going to put it up yourself?" I said, "Don't be disgusting. I'm going to put it in the living room."

Where do you learn to make a banana split? Sundae school 😃 Merry Christmas to you and Malc

Did you hear about the cartoonist who was found dead? The details about what happened are sketchy! Hope the unit comes off mate 👍🏻👍🏻 Disco Dave😂

What’s with all the broken Clio’s? Granted that’s the default position for an old Clio. I speak from experience. Mega fun the 182, when it worked.

"Why did Billy get fired from the banana factory? He kept throwing away the bent ones."

There was a boy born as just a head, no body nothing. Miraculously he survived. On the boys 18th birthday, his dad took him to the pub to buy him his first pint!! Dad placed his son on the bar and put a pint Infront of him with a straw. The lad we in for a sip and as soon as the beer entered his mouth, he suddenly grew a body!! At this point everyone in the pub gathered to see. His dad quickly said, HAVE ANOTHER SIP! The boy drank some more and grew an arm, then another, then both legs!! Everyone amazed. They all celebrated and got hammered, including the birthday boy. Drunk and full of excitement that he is now just like everyone else. He danced around getting drunker and drunker. He ran outside to shout out to everyone that he is normal!! He ran straight into the road and was hit by a speeding truck killing him instantly. Back in the pub everyone was down and distraught. His dad with his head down on the bar, one of his mate came over and put an arm around him and said the boy should of quit while he was a head.

What's the definition of cheek🤔 Peeing through a letter box and asking how far it went🤦🏻‍♂️ Brilliant video as always and Ben and wishing you all the best for 2024👍🏻

How do you make a Kleenex dance..? Put a little boogie in it..😂 Fabulous videos ..so funny Keep making them

Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock knock jokes? He won the no bell prize

Merry Christmas, ben not long till the fatman falls down your chimney.

If there was a film about a car towing a boat, would there be a trailer?

I was in the supermarket the other day and some guy threw a block of cheese at me… I thought how dairy!!

Hello…scientists in Ireland believe they have found the gravestone of the oldest living man at the age of 193 ……his name is was miles from Dublin

Hi, love watching your content and BTW i ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon, I'll let you know 😊

If a vehicle is in limp mode , you high rev it and hold for around 15 /20 min's this will then cure it or drive in 2nd gear at around 40 mph untill the mode change's it s to burn all the carbon out of the cat converter..

Dam it just read that someone already did my joke! To many dads out there! Ok here's my best dad joke Why are there no pain killers in the jungle? Because the parrots eat em all! 😂 Boom!

Another great video Ben! Did you know that 98% of Land Rovers are still on the road? The other 2% made it home. 🤦‍♂️🤣

What's brown and sticky. A stick. Great to see you mate.👍

Who delivers Christmas presents to Malcolm? Santa Paws. What did 1 snowman say to the other snowman? Can you smell carrots? :-) Hope you and your loved ones have an amazing Christmas, a prosperous New Year and a new unit.

WOW.. a 2022 Lexus Hybrid... been sat for 3 - 6 months? Won't go over 20 mph? WOW

What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common? They're both Paris sites

Haha! I’ve just removed aftermarket DRLs from an Audi we’ve just got…… they were naff and nasty! And yes, fixing faults is good soul food, but only after the buggeration of putting other messers bodges right.

Gotta be able to turn a spanner on it, otherwise you're screwed... or un-spannered 🤣🤣 Good luck with your Discovery mate, they're quite an unreliable beast

Two snowman standing in a field. One turns to the other and goes………can you smell carrots?

You definitely need your hard drive checking if you fit any of the following. 4D number plates, aftermarket DLR’s, chameleon windscreen tints, pops and bangs map or any gash stickers.

Great video Ben 👍👍👍👍🥃 cheers dan

Man to wife: What temperature does this need to be washed at? Wife: What does it say on the tee shirt? Man: Pink Floyd. Good luck with the new unit. Pigeon shit is one thing, but stealing is something else.

Yes aftermarket DRL’s are awful, good work Ben. Hope you find yourself a suitable unit soon, having your fuel robbed is the pits.

I'm making a new documentary on how to fly a plane… We're currently filming the pilot!

Struggling to think of what to buy someone for Christmas? Get theme a fridge and watch their face light up when they open it.

Why don’t pirates take a bath before they walk the plank? They just wash up on shore. Did you hear about the racing snail who got rid of his shell? He thought it would make him faster, but it just made him sluggish. What did one plate say to another plate? Tonight, dinner’s on me. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

Who was found hiding in the bakery at Christmas? A mince spy

Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?" "Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels.

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! Merry Christmas Ben, Malcolm and the Fighting Torque Team

Hey Ben, great to see your latest installment 👍🏼 Always the highlight of the week. Now everyone knows why pirates are called pirates... And thats because they Aarrrrrghhh 😁... But my Question to you is.... What is a pirates favourite letter???

Dad joke time 😂😂 paddy buys a new metal detector and goes out to try it for the first time...he heard a bleep so he starts digging....he got 60 feet deep then he realised he was wearing steel toecaps Keep up the videos and stay safe 👍🏻

This is a slightly longer Dad joke but give it the 30 seconds it deserves and you'll hate me forever. So there was this man in the 1990s, he was a bit of a mechanic, and he had always done cars up and sold them on, but he was getting bored of this so was looking for a new challenge. One day, he saw an advert for a beaten up, classic tractor that really needed a full refurbishment. He decided to give it a go and bought it. He spent months doing it up so it was like new, he got the bug, saw another bought it, did it up, and repeat. He did this for years until he had 10 or 15 stored away in his yard. One day, he lost the bug and decided to sell them all up. Got rid of them all, and moved away from restoring tractors to slow down a bit. A few weeks later he was in the pub, drinking a pint, and he noticed the air was thick with cigarette smoke, not a very pleasant atmosphere. So, he moved near the window, started inhaling it and blowing it out the window, after about 15 minutes the air was clear. In amazement, the bartender asked him why he did that, to which the bloke responded, "I'm an Ex-Tractor Fan". Sorry I'll leave the room now before the groans arrive.

Did you notice that nobody spoke to you once you got sent to Coventry ( does that count as my dad joke )

Just been to mcdonalds to get a couple of venison burgers , found out they're two deer ( to dear )

What noise did the grape make when it got squashed? it wined. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year Ben, please keep the videos coming 👍

What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt 😂

I was attacked by 6 dwarfs ! not happy ......

Merry Xmas Ben Here we Go! My Dad Joke There's 2 Gold fish in a Tank one says to the other "do you know how to drive this?" 😂

did you hear about the hungry clock.........it went back four seconds.....😢😢

Got no Dad jokes Ben but thanks for the laughs this year, hope you and the family have a good Xmas and new year m8.

How does Darth Vader like his Toast ..... On the Dark side 😂 Hope you have Great Christmas ben and happy new year can't wait for to the content in 2024

My Dad once asked a bus driver, is this Bus going to Jump, the bus driver replied Yes, so my dad replied well hold it down while i get on it! 😂 (for context, there is a village called Jump near Barnsley, South Yorkshire)

Land Rover, turning drivers in to mechanics since 1948.