A Stupidly Long Video on Final Fantasy 7 Remake 

heres part 2 on Intergrade with Yuffie!! ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-QnucIzSe_E8.html

Cloud: Nailed it, I know. Moving on Yeah he knows he nailed it

You forgot to add both Andrea and Rufus onto Cloud's harem list. Both were almost as thirsty for him as Jessie.

We’ll all probably be dead by the time square finishes all the parts of the remake

This was an absolute treat, RamZaes. Watching people who don't know the complicated plot of FF7 try to puzzle it out for the first time is one of my greatest guilty pleasures. Thank you for taking the time. I look forward to seeing what you think about the rest of the plot once you find out.

lol, so funny when people play ff7 for the first time. fyi (no spoiler) she meant the ribbon in her hair. She has a Materia in it/under it.

I seriously love the cursed Seph-Nagito mashup image, it fits SCARILY WELL. I'm also amazed by how many jokes Ram created that actually match jokes made by Team FourStar in their FF7-OG abridged series!

@RamZaes - 21:10 The original FF7 didn't have as much characterization for Jess, Biggs, and Wedge (like they might have had only a few lines of dialogue before they disappeared from the game). It also didn't have nearly as many "chapters" of stuff. Also Aerith and Tifa got A LOT more characterization in the Remake as well.

"Cheese man, our reunion is soon" -sephiroth

Did RamZaes seriously go the whole game without realising you can just press the touch pad to see enemy’s information!?

The levers mini-game was also there in the original and it was absolute hell, they made it annoying on purpose in reference.

The entire ending sequence is a reference to the original game. Zack is quite an important character who is doing different things this time around, and the scenes they show you during the arbiter of fate fight are references to things that occur during ff7 that may not occur this time, as they are "our future if we fail here".

I respect your choice of Aerith, I however, chose Tifa, I originally was Aerith but then while I played the original, Tifa carried the absolute hell out of me. And I respect that.

the fact that he started assuming cloud and seph are brothers is sending me 😂😂

@RamZaes - 59:00 You got the best outfit for Aerith and Cloud, so there is nothing wrong there. But the Mature outfit for Tifa is the canonical and best looking outfit of the bunch.

Just finished it today, I love this remake

Come on now. We all know that the best waifu is Cloud.

FYI with the assess: Yeah man there is a button, focus/target on the enemy and hit the trackpad but once you’ve assessed a type you don’t need to do it again

i played the remake first and loved it so much that i got the original and played through that one. then came back and replayed the remake and actually understanding everything MAKES IT SO MUCH BETTER. what the dementors mean, what their defeat implies, how this game defies the original story, anD HOW A FEW CHARACTERS (mainly aerith and sephiroth) SEEM LIKE THEY'RE AWARE OF THE ORIGINAL TIMELINE, WHICH MAKES THIS REMAKE SERIES POTENTIALLY A COMPLETELY CANON SEQUEL TO THE ORIGINAL????? i already considered ff7 to be, imo, the greatest story ever told so im incredibly excited for part 2. more so than any main numbered final fantasy.

This was WAY more entertaining than I thought it would be.

Your editing skills are on a whole different level

The editing 10/10. Good watch.

Pd: Axel creation was inspirated by Reno, i mean, Nomura created both, they have the same voice actor LOL XD. But yes, Reno was before Axel, hahahah

Wow this happen to me too. In the sewers i picked aerith first lost then pick tifa and i missed the cutscene because of it. I feel your pain.

In my feed this says 1 hour and 48 minutes. But when I clicked on it, it turned into 1 hour 47 minutes and 59 seconds. I was scammed RamZaes

Great video, specially all the Sephiroth parts, those sent me.

I was confused for most of what happened in a game so I watched videos on the history of FF7 and that helped clear up a lot of confusion

Small note about the Summons, RamZaes. The higher tier Summons like Leviathan and Bahamut require 2 ATB bars to bring forth.

I always thought about why cloud was able to wield such a big sword and do all this crazy anime bullshit. Now i know it's because he's basically super human because hojo diddled him.

That “trust in the nose” joke got me 😂 Just recently got into FF, so when this video came up in my recommended I knew I had to watch it. I was not disappointed.

Ok the Cloud crossdressing scenes was amazing!

13:45 that was actually such a smooth edit, hats off to you

First im glad you made this video with out playing the original, this makes 10 times funnier from a new fan perspective, second, oh boy, the next part of the story will go downhill, things are going to turn REALLY UGLY XD

Abs are not the first thing I think of when I see Tifa.....

Once ran enemy is assessed, you press the touch pad after to bring up assessed info. You never have to re asses that enemy.

I absolutely love this video. Watched it back to back twice lol. Thank you.

You've only used that same Jessie clip a few times and I know its gonna be a classic. And the amount of danganronpa references in this video makes me proud and scared

We need more of these!!!! Quality work 😎😎

I love the stairs scene so damn much

Re watching this reminded me on how friggin weird FF7(remake and OG) actually is And I absolutely adore it "Nailed it, I know. Thank you. Moving on" is one of the best quote of any video game ever made

Can't wait to watch all this, and I actually beat the game :D

I just rewatched these the other day.....welp time to start another day

I've been having fun on hard mode with this game, even if I die a million times lol

The Swimming Pool at the end… if only he knew.

I think he sheds the tear because her mom wanted him to leave so nothing bad happens to her..... And well but I think this FF7 is more like a alternate world that runs beside the original ff7 so cloud sometimes gets visions or feelings from the original time line and he feels and doesn't feel what will happen to her if she comes with mabey idk

The whispers are supposedly trying to keep the events of the remake the same as the original which is why they attack when you're about to do something different from the original game and help you when anything else might stop you from doing stuff you did in the original

I'm not lying when I say my pupils dilated when I saw this in my reccomends

Alright, I guess I am not sleeping yet.

This game has so many levels of meta . Once you beat the game for the first time you end up looking at lore and theory vids then you play the game again and the story is seen from an entirely different angle and it’s fucking insane how it all lines up with crackpot fan theories that were basically confirmed by ultimania tweets

Cloud: I don't dance Translation- Barrett you don't want the smoke.

Cloud: *PULLS OUT MARIO CAP* "YAHOO!"

I love this so much ....sooo much work ......you need more likes and love and .....GAHHH thank you for this video dude ,I LOVE THIS SO MUCH 🥺🥰

It took 3 Reviews of FF7 for me to realize the protagonists are Eco-Terrorists.

I enjoy FF7 stuff enough to rewatch this upload, lol! Yoir commentary is great. Also, I wish they'd taken a page out of FFXV and had a "go back in time" feature that would allow you to toggle between certain points in chapters. For example, the only way to get back to the Shinra building combat simulator is to replay ALL of that chapter first. I recently decided to redo this chapter on easy mode for the sake of getting everyone's finisher moves and pick up the Purple Gloves for Tifa, which I had missed on my initial playthrough. I'm trying to complete hard mode. Doing the missions in that room I think is how you can get Leviathan and Bahamut (or maybe you get them from Chadley, which he too needs a quick access point). It's annoying to have to redo everything just to access that room again. Oh, also for those not aware, though by this point I'm sure everyone probably is...you DO NOT have to complete the mini games on the motorcycle portions! Not the one with Jessie and not the one when you escape the Shinra building! If you want to just hurry up and get to the next chapters, press the option to skip cutscenes. I stumbled upon this on accident, I thought those were mandatory. I'd check first though to see what items you'd miss out on by not doing them but I already have them from my normal mode run (that's another thing, make it worth my time to redo optional bosses on hard mode). And just after I wrote this, I see in the video that indeed, it is Chadley whom you get the other two summons from, lol. But I think it is only when you encounter him in the building so yet again...a travel option to jump directly to this point of the chapter would've been nice.

The stairs bit is great in the bworst way possible~

Who needs Tifa or Aerith when Cloud strife is truly best girl.

the fact that you didnt add don corneo to the horny for cloud list is a disgrace, hes the one who gets closest of all you know

Oh this is the complete version! fuck it ill watch it again.

Great. Now I want to replay the original FF7.. again... Very entertaining video, btw. :)

Your editing is hilarious

Didn’t expect to watch this whole thing, but here I am. Very wholesome ending and I liked this version of Cell too. Probably one of my favorite what ifs ever!

I want to play this game just for Barrett.. Okay and maybe for Aerith too.

i always love it when u put dangan ronpa themes in your videos

1:05:25 loved that you used music from persona 5 1:06:47 definitely not Morgana 😅 1:08:07 thought of the same thing while playing it 😢

I'll note on this Fire Emblem reference, Fire Emblem Heroes confirms ALL OF IT with another Anna, and this one is to professional to have friends. 35:22

You got my favorite dresses. Good job.

Wait you said that Reno looks like Axel from Kingdom hearts. You were half right. Before the remake They had the same voice actor in The FF7 Advent children movie. they were both voiced by Quintonn Flynn.

Wow he made a 2 hour video on the first 6 hours of FF Vii

As someone named Cloudia.... yes that's my name

Remember Cloud Strife must been taking lessons from Mario jumping lessons specifically

Barret sounds like Robert Downey Jr from tropic thunder

Ramzaes you are a talented and hella funny guy, love your content and just binged your p5 and fire emblem fates content (#teamlobsterking)

It wasn't until I watched a breaking bad clip while playing this that I realized wedge was badger

I've not played the original, but from what I heard, this is what I'm pretty sure is happening: Shinra wants to go to the "promised land" of legend (they think this is a literal place, which it isn't - it's effectively the afterlife). The Centra (also called the Ancients) were nearly wiped out by an alien invader called Jenova, with them eventually sealing her away. Millenia later, Shinra finds Jenova in the mountains near Cloud and Tifa's hometown. Falsely believing her to be an Ancient, they perform experiments on her body (and also build a mako reactor in the mountains to act as a sort of cover-up). One of these experiments is to inject Jenova's cells into Hojo's unborn child (apparently a long, tragic story), who is Sephiroth. While attempts are made to create more "artificial Ancients", they don't work as well, and the program eventually becomes SOLDIER - with them injecting cells into young men/teens. A few years later, Shinra finds (and captures) the real, actual last Ancient, Aerith's mom (Ifalna). She and a member of the research team (Prof. Gast) fall in love and they run away - only for Shinra to find them, shortly after Aerith's birth, and recapture Ifalna (and Aerith), killing Gast in the process. Eventually, Ifalna and Aerith escape (when Aerith is 7), but Ifalna is fatally shot and Aerith is adopted by Elmyra Gainsborough. Some time later, the 13-14 year old Sephiroth joins the war between Shinra and Wutai, becoming a beloved war hero. News of the "first SOLDIER" spreads to Cloud's hometown and the boy resolves to enlist one day, in an effort to make his crush, Tifa, like him. However, years later, when Cloud does enlist, he is found to possess no talent and he becomes a grunt. While in SOLDIER, Cloud befriends a SOLDIER 1st class named Zack Fair, who is dating Aerith. Cloud and Zack are assigned on a mission to, alongside Sephiroth, go to Cloud's hometown - more specifically, the reactor there. Tifa acts as their guide. While there, Sephiroth (who has actually proven to be quite a decent guy) finds some altered records regarding his birth and origin, leading him to the conclusion that he is the last of the Ancients, Shinra is evil, etc... He goes crazy, destroys the reactor (and the town), and is only stopped when Cloud shoves him into the reactor, "killing him". Something happens then (I forget what), and Cloud and Zack end up escaping from Shinra. Cloud is injured and Zack, outnumbered, dies saving him. Cloud, either traumatized by Zack's death or because of some Jenova mind-manipulation (probably both), then steals Zack's identity: taking the Buster Sword for himself, convinced that he was a 1st class SOLDIER all along. Skip ahead 2 or so years and you have the start of the actual game. The Remake is actually acting as a sequel. Somehow, Sephiroth is now aware of his fate: that our heroes will defeat him. But he's still crazy, so he still wants to 'revive Jenova' and all that. So, in order to do that, he's decided to fight fate itself. This is why he's constantly appearing, saying stuff about "the reunion" between him and Cloud, and overall taunting Cloud with visions. None of that was done in the original (he's going off script), which is why Aerith, the only other character with 'foresight', is so warry of him ("everything about you is wrong"). It's also why, when our heroes eventually defeat fate in the climax, the story ends with all those confusing visions: bits and pieces of their once inevitable fates (ex: Aerith's death), as well as a confirmation that, with this action, there now exist alternate universes.

I love how u call Reno, Axel LMAO Ironic how Axels VA did Reno in like, Advent Children and Crisis Core

As someone that played FF Crisis Core on the PSP it always makes me extra nostalgic to see Aerith 🥲 I constantly wonder if she misses Zack 😭

Pretty much ever single sword game RamZaes had covered (for the most part) H A R E M

The Sauce!

I can’t wait for the remake of the prequel of this game to come out and I’m actually gonna be able to play it because I have a switch

After 200+ hours of gameplay, I never knew you could just use the touchpad to assess 😆

the benches would of made more sence if htey were outhouses.

Love those long reviews. Really enjoyed that one with all the edits. Still I am wondering, will you go on the "E3 Predictions" hype train or just wait for it to happen? :D

Japan always makes good games!

First time seeing the poor man's course, and I feel so bad for Cloud...

Hahaha the edits so good.

56:53 is comedy gold.

20:32 I laughed so hard

Aerith is 100% best girl

I LEGIT JUST REWATCHED YPU REMAKE VIDEO AND THEN YOU RELEASE THIS! wtf

My favorite joke was probably the supercut awkward pause moments. Balls-

Will you being doing a review of the original FF7 now that you got a taste from the remake?

I’m surprised he talked about Kyrie and compared her to the phantom thieves and other persona references without referring to the fact that she’s voiced by Ann’s VA

a *69* minute video is all we need

My biggest problem with this game is that they didn't tell anyone that this is actually a sequel to the original game. So the people who played FF7 before were pleasantly surprise while the new fans were kinda like "wtf is going on?!". It was fun to see you try to make sense out of this nonsense though ahah I loved this review.

My favorite dress... the lowest quality for Aerith. That voice acting when she's insecure, is... so fucking well done. I laughed my arse off.

I died when cloud recieved cheddar cheese.

I wish this had been the full game, and not a bare fraction of the whole. Gonna take 10 years to get part 2.

i picked sporty for tifa, and i got the fancy cloud with long hair, i dident even looked for those things, also i am a bit on team tifa because i like brawlers more then magic casting, and the history between her and cloud seem like they would be a natural fit. on a side note, i'd kill to have a body like her and have the strenght to throw punches and kicks.

Anyone else want RamZaes to do this type of videos for the whole Danganronpa series?

0:44:14 music is from American McGee's Alice: Madness Returns