A War That Was Fought With Toyotas

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@CountDankula 3 года назад

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@droxford-1883 3 года назад

When/will will you be doing a video on Teddy Roosevelt?

@obvioustroll.yetyoustillgo1634 3 года назад

SHILL

@oldmanderken9811 3 года назад

Whers Yeh boi raid

@RavoFoxx 3 года назад

b-siderz was here

@maxluigi2569 3 года назад

@shadowenju273 3 года назад

"The chads" is such a fitting name for a country that literally rushed tanks in toyotas

@mat-mat101 3 года назад

Virgin vs Chad reference

@christianguzman4688 3 года назад

Virgin armored devision vs chad toyota malitia.

@fidelio9301 3 года назад

Tyrone’s in tanks once they beat the Libyans

@RuiLuz 3 года назад

"Toyota Chads" "Tha Chads of Toyota"

@heliosjollywolf9552 3 года назад

RUSH B

@eaglebearer 3 года назад

"But before we get into the Madlad it is your boi Toyota Motor Corp."

@alidaraie 3 года назад

LMAO

@meleemicheal1864 3 года назад

Nice

@eaglebearer 3 года назад

@Alex Scales It would make a great Madlad to cover the Winged Hussaars, John III Sobieski, and the Battle of Vienna, all in one video.

@brokeandtired 3 года назад

Honestly it takes a LOT of logistical supplies to run a Tank....Sometimes you just need a big gun in the right place and it doesn't always need to be a cannon.

@garnetnard4284 3 года назад

I literally started looking up Toyota hiluxes that are for sale online after watching the first half.

@onionring1531 3 года назад

"President of Chad" must be one of the best titles a person can obtain.

@MandenTV 3 года назад

The King of Chads

@disgruntledegghead6923 3 года назад

It's much better than being called a fap or a wanker?

@callmenorb7302 3 года назад

He certainly held up to his title

@jondoe8275 3 года назад

Not really man, Chad is a horrible place.

@joelfilho2625 3 года назад

@@jondoe8275 same can be said about anywhere in sub-saharan africa that isn't SA. At least you get a cool title with this one.

@katbird2699 3 года назад

So let me get this straight: The Chads, as part of Fap, won a war with Toyotas

@Rico_71 3 года назад

Ye, that was nuts

@aw2584 3 года назад

Its not about the Toyotas. They're literally called Chads, they couldve used Micras and win. Little known fact, they had access to tanks and all that shite, but decided to use simple trucks to make the war more even.

@megapet777 3 года назад

@@aw2584 but when you think about it, the toyotas are superior to lightly armored maneuverable tanks. Because if either the toyota or the light tank gets hit by cannon or RPG well both of them would get absolutely rekt. But because toyota is much faster and smaller than light tank, its unlikely it would get hit by anything. On top of that they were able to fit big ass cannon on the toyota which is just bad ass xD. Also there was the benefit that the toyota is really tough for a car. So as funny as it sounds, the toyota is more effective in war than light tank.

@isher__ 2 года назад

Task Force 420, ODA 69

@Badger1776 2 года назад

Ya brooooooooo!

@mathieuleader8601 3 года назад

this is what the plot of Cars 4 should be

@robbyjay8119 3 года назад

Yes!☝️

@harrykelly4651 3 года назад

All the Hilux's are voiced by Arabs

@baptisimo5962 3 года назад

Lightning Macqueen becomes a technical

@rtji0 3 года назад

there was a cars 3?

@MMOchAForPrez 3 года назад

Cars meets Jarhead, but there's actually fighting

@jordonus8018 3 года назад

Basically: Chads defeat Wankers using indestructible pickup trucks. EDIT: It has been brought to my attention that I'm wrong. The Chads were assisted by the wankers in using the indestructible pickup trucks.

@FlyboyEz3 3 года назад

Total chad move

@Remon_ 3 года назад

No the FAP was part of Chad

@MyHeadHz 3 года назад

My dad has a 1989/90 toyota pickup with the 4 cylinder that he's owned since 12th grade/ senior year of high school. Nothing in the engine itself has ever needed replacing after 200k miles. Just electrical parts and stuff bolted around the engine has.

@scrubsrc4084 3 года назад

Chad's in fap wagons

@ScottTheBot07 3 года назад

@@MyHeadHz we have a Toyota Land Cruiser. They too are indestructible enough for us to start a company to export them to Africa.

@ToxicBastard 3 года назад

"Hey Toyota, why are the Chaddians overrunning Libya?" "I was a business man, doing business."

@Joshua_N-A 3 года назад

"No, you got it wrong. Japan ban exports of weapons. These are just pickups, used by everybody."

@raptorcell6633 3 года назад

@@Joshua_N-A "we didnt sell the guns, just the trucks"

@lardlover3730 3 года назад

@@raptorcell6633 lol what

@aw2584 3 года назад

Just call them Chads already and cut the bullshit

@ExTess 3 года назад

A scotsman making fun of Italians invading Africa with French music in the background. Never change, Dank

@ventedbus4917 3 года назад

Mr Worldwide

@fentistan 3 года назад

But wasn't that Funiculi Funicula? You might know it as the 'pizza time' song. It's Italian, not French

@korayacar1444 3 года назад

@@fentistan That definitely wasn't Funiculi Funicula, as evidenced by the differing melody and strongly hinted by the use of accordion.

@fentistan 3 года назад

@@korayacar1444 'Differing melody' it's literally the same, what are you on about?

@korayacar1444 3 года назад

@@fentistan 2:59 You can clearly hear a chromatic walk from A to G right at the end, which doesn't occur anywhere in Funiculi Funicula, since the song doesn't feature any approach notes of this sort.

@worldendingful 3 года назад

In fact, the reason that Jeremy Clarkson's Hilux is so beat up is because they strapped it to the top of a skyscraper that was scheduled for demolition, leveled the building and recovered the vehicle, and it still started.

@Phoenix8492 3 года назад

And that was the pinnacle of the abuse they put it through, on top of: -Setting it on fire -Submerging it underwater off of a beach for hours -Ramming it into half the objects of the English Countryside

@bussesandtrains1218 3 года назад

ah, yes; arguably one of the best cars ever created

@alaric_ 3 года назад

It gets even better in the end: they managed to to quick-fixit it between the building demolition and filming of the studio part and the Hilux actually drove into the studio. On it's own power!

@VallornDeathblade 3 года назад

The immortal Toyota pickup was absolutely one of the best things Top Gear ever produced. That car will still be working when the cockroach overlords take over the nuclear wasteland.

@paparoach007 3 года назад

@@VallornDeathblade Yes all of my minions will acquire many Toyota Hilux's before Earth implodes on itself and then we will take over Earth!! HA HA HA! nah seriously tho us cockroaches are madlads trust me, we can survive without our heads for a few days.

@tripthethird3605 3 года назад

dankula officially produces more historical entertainment than the History Channel

@mcblaggart8565 3 года назад

"Next time, on Hunting Hitler's Alien Ghosts, you never know what's going to ice truck through the pawn shop."

@star_fossil 3 года назад

And for free!

@lastswordfighter 3 года назад

Where as other channels declined due to wokeness the History Channel just went completely bonkers and decided to switch to whatever the fuck they do these days.

@claymorexl 3 года назад

At least until we find out extraterrestrials, ghosts, and biblical prophecies were true all along, right?

@xxriotthewolfxx2567 3 года назад

"What do don't know, is that primates evolved from NAZIS"

@wegotaproblemuk 3 года назад

Anti Aircraft Gun sold Separately 🤣😂

@mr.100rupees3 3 года назад

Technical

@AxxLAfriku 3 года назад

IT is weird indeed. Everywhere I comment, people tell me how much they love me and my content. Sometimes IT is annoying. But right now, IT would be okay. So say something nice about my content, dear weg

@mr.100rupees3 3 года назад

@@AxxLAfriku same

@ronniehopper2726 3 года назад

Just go to your local Walmart anywhere in Texas

@citymorgue8462 3 года назад

@@ronniehopper2726 Good luck finding ammo for it rn

@goldbird0315 3 года назад

"A War That Was Fought With Toyotas" My guy just described like every single modern war in Africa and the middle east

@Almond19912 3 года назад

"Which conflict is this" "The war fought with Toyotas" "Do you have idea how little that narrows it down?"

@dgurevich1 Год назад

To be fair, it is the first war fought with Toyotas, the genesis of the modern day technical started here.

@SoaringLettuce 3 года назад

Long story short, the warthog from Halo is a completely sensible design.

@rationalpi420 3 года назад

*drives you up a hill at high speed, does a sick flip and lands on your head*

@michaeldenny6915 3 года назад

@@rationalpi420 😂😂😂😂😂

@c0rn651 3 года назад

still not as strong as the toyotas

@megubean 3 года назад

Broke: the warthog is an original and well-made design Woke: the warthog is the 2531 model of the Toyota Hilux

@tonyb7615 3 года назад

no.

@Derna1804 3 года назад

Dankula: A War Fought With Toyotas Me, a veteran: Oh boy, a video about every war since 1970

@ImageLimestone 3 года назад

Thank you for your service, warrior

@GAndreC 3 года назад

Let’s not forget ww2

@acreativename7999 3 года назад

@@GAndreC I don't think Toyota was even around then, I might be wrong but I thought they were founded in the 60s/70s

@milliosmiles5160 3 года назад

@@acreativename7999 They were a knitting machine company before they started producing cars.

@Tufhhuyy 3 года назад

@@acreativename7999 the Toyota motor company was founded in the thirties, and made their first car in 35. Most likely, the cars were used in some capacity in Japan during WWII, but I don't know when they first started being imported.

@KingMoon110 3 года назад

"President Chad happily accepted The Wankers into his army" With those names, The dude won the toyota war even before it started

@rachard 3 года назад

Chads And virgins working together

@HeilRay 3 года назад

Destined for greatness

@WPaKFamily 3 года назад

Imagine the huge shit eating grin that some Toyota accountant's got when they receive a huge order from a middle east/ african nation.

@toomanyaccounts 3 года назад

they still are used in conflicts. the us term for these trucks is Technicals.

@WPaKFamily 3 года назад

@@toomanyaccounts I know

@Leisurelee53 Год назад

It's a double edged sword: A lot of those 80s Hilux's are still in service. Not a lot of repeat business.

@derek3708 Год назад

Accountants dont process orders

@WPaKFamily Год назад

@@derek3708 I know they don't, but the firm receives the orders and the accountants do the bookkeeping. Besides it was a joke. Why tf do I have to explain it? Smd.

@solomonrobbins9046 3 года назад

This brings a whole different meaning to "Toyota, let's go places"

@JerichoVR 3 года назад

Translate to "Toyota, let's go fight."

@Cneq 3 года назад

Translated from Arabic: "Toyota, let's meet Allah and get our virgins"

@sirsawtooth4044 3 года назад

Remember "Keep Moving Forward?"

@Puttagirlon 3 года назад

Yep. We just didn't realize those places were Aleppo, Baghdad, or any of the other war-torn Jihad-holes

@LORDS-SWORD 3 года назад

OH WHAT A FEELING WAS THERE OLDER SLOGAN. LMFAO!!!!!

@camerongunn7906 3 года назад

Dank: No MadLads today. Also Dank: Today we have MadChads.

@PiousMoltar 3 года назад

The maddest of chads. And the Chaddest of Mad Lads.

@dickweedsss7634 3 года назад

Yes

@ConjointVR 3 года назад

chad lads mad chads

@deestroyer1885 3 года назад

400th like

@butters-vs-chaos 3 года назад

Mad Chads Mad Lads slap Chodes at MadLibs who are fab FAP fans of fapping.

@DarthSidian 3 года назад

"Hiluxes can be very good against a well equipped army, just so you know." I n t e r e s t i n g

@RipOffProductionsLLC 3 года назад

"Do you hear Banjos and desal engines..."-private of the American Democratic Peace Army, 2030.(she defected to the New Georgian Patriots an hour afterwards, they excepted her and helped raise the baby she birthed 2 weeks afterwards)

@emilyadams3228 3 года назад

@@RipOffProductionsLLC Hilux Banjo Song: Foggy Mountain Never Breaks Down

@blu12gaming44 3 года назад

I'm pretty sure the Chads taking on tanks, APCs, and attack helicopters while weaving through minefields in pickup trucks qualify as Mad Lads. Just saying.

@ShehrozeAmeen 2 года назад

THIS!!!

@milessweet46 2 года назад

Mad Chads

@VicRattleHead28 2 года назад

Nah. Not really. gfys

@redornament3248 Год назад

@@VicRattleHead28 cope

@phantomsworld1314 Год назад

Yeah they did

@Elphret101 3 года назад

"We are the Toyooota elite, born to compete, never retreat *GHOST DIVISION*"

@wakingupat2pm349 3 года назад

amazing

@jaroncapelle 3 года назад

Always ahead, as the chadkrieg rages on

@balboboogins2511 3 года назад

@@jaroncapelle shaking the sand with a force of a thousand chads

@declandickson2839 3 года назад

@@balboboogins2511 Toyotas evading fire fast into hostile land trucks leading the way

@balboboogins2511 3 года назад

@@declandickson2839 LEADING THE WAAAAYY

@MrGarage 3 года назад

Dank went through the whole video without a single 'chad' joke. What a chad.

@bdroie 3 года назад

@Cian MacGana sounds like something a virgin would say

@bdroie 3 года назад

@Cian MacGana nope. not even American, just jokin around bud

@imsorrythankyouplease7613 3 года назад

The Brits call Chads “Nigels”

@vaelxn 3 года назад

@Cian MacGana Don't think I've ever heard anyone in America make a wanker joke. We're not as simple as the british. (sn: Dank has called several mad lads absolute chads)

@andyfriederichsen 3 года назад

Chad my ass. He still does 1-minute sponsorship ads.

@hawk4192 3 года назад

Chad just learned to do what the SAS was doing in WWII. Raid the air field using light vehicles. Lightning raids are highly effective.

@imsorrythankyouplease7613 3 года назад

Die Blitzkrieg?

@NinjaBusCow 3 года назад

If it works, why change it? It's pretty damn badass.

@rationalpi420 3 года назад

This. We need a Mad Lads video on Paddy.

@jackl45 3 года назад

Nihil novi sub sole. "Nothing new under the sun" History will repeat itself until the end of time.

@unverifiedbiotic 3 года назад

@@imsorrythankyouplease7613 "Blitzkrieg" is masculine, so it's "Der Blitzkrieg".

@Mjlcarguy456 3 года назад

Fun fact: Clarkson also parked it on top of a building being demolished, and after it was demolished it started right up and drove off. Fucking nuts

@Jonty_Burrow 2 года назад

I was just about to say this, then set it on fire 🔥

@TheAuron32 Год назад

@@Jonty_Burrow after it was drowned and tossed around the sea... they really are tough little things.

@Kairu_Kilofski Год назад

That was actually James may and while it did start up, it could not drive because the drive shafts were broken, but did after some simple repairs. Clarkson did however kill a Hilux after turning one into a boat and the engine failing after it capsized.

@joeycampbell940 6 месяцев назад

It's less impressive when you realize most budget vehicles from the 70s-90s would fair just as well. That's the magic of being the bare minimum, not great for anything but decent enough at most things and easy to fix.

@pillarofdawn 3 года назад

You forgot to mention that Top Gear also dropped it from 10 feet, dropped a caravan on it, then ultimately put it on top of a building slated for demolition and dug it out of the rubble... still working

@Fargoth_Ur 3 года назад

I love that a major part of this war can be referred to as the "Chad vs. Wanker" Conflict.

@lucasmaloney3283 3 года назад

Chad vs Coomer

@rhyusarmiento6530 3 года назад

Only alphas survive

@xxxBradTxxx 2 года назад

Except the wankers (FAP) where on the side of Chad

@oz_jones Год назад

Chad guerrillas vs the virgin Libyan army

@cormacmolyneaux6021 3 года назад

The fact that he repeatedly calls them “the Chad trucks” makes this whole video so much better.

@Wavemaninawe 3 года назад

The Chad Commanders

@Joshua_N-A 3 года назад

Chad Japanese engineering vs virgin Soviet BMPs.

@josharmstrong8813 3 года назад

Modern day Nomads

@pvt.potato1943 2 года назад

Virgin Libya vs. Chad Chad

@LThaPunisha 2 года назад

@@pvt.potato1943 What if there is a man called Chad from Chad who is a Chad, is that Chad Chad Chad?

@2Syndras1Cup 3 года назад

"The Nokia of trucks." That's it, at that point you've made history and reached peak in any category that is important for a durable truck, just leave it there and just sell that model... forever.

@davidweikle9921 3 года назад

*Not for sale in the USA*

@TheOdst219 3 года назад

@@davidweikle9921 BUT IT IS IN CANADA!

@davidweikle9921 3 года назад

@@TheOdst219 keep quiet leaf or I'll get the rake.

@charlesdemers1197 2 года назад

You salty brother?

@davidweikle9921 2 года назад

@@charlesdemers1197 qui?

@qal-hatmi4615 3 года назад

I'd like to see a film adaptation of this, they can call it "Inglorious Wankers"

@u.s.citizen9933 3 года назад

Genius name

@vaelxn 3 года назад

@@u.s.citizen9933 Hopefully it hasn't already been taken by a porn parody...

@u.s.citizen9933 3 года назад

@@vaelxn woah there! The sad truth is that it's possible though lol.

@goblinthetargetpractice6049 3 года назад

The Mediocre Elite

@u.s.citizen9933 3 года назад

@@goblinthetargetpractice6049 maybe Chad's Calvary. Then do sequels so they can have a Chad's Calvary 2. Edit: cavalry, not calvary. Thanks for the correction

@ericcarlson5738 3 года назад

It turns out that Chad is a nation populated entirely by Chads. Truth in advertising.

@dubuyajay9964 3 года назад

Do you think they know about the memes?

@SupperHaoleJr 3 года назад

The chad forces versus the FAP's. So what your'e saying is that faaping can defeat a chad hmmm.

@75echo 3 года назад

They are Chadians.

@tomfulton2075 3 года назад

Only ever defeat by the Giga-Chadian forces! 💪💯

@luxie8097 3 года назад

If people from Chad are Chads, then what are people from Niger called?

@GeordieSwordsman 3 года назад

"So boys, what's the plan to deal with the Libyan air force?" "Have you ever heard of a mad lad named Sir David Stirling?"

@41tl 3 года назад

Long Range Desert Group 🍻👍

@gamer1o5 3 года назад

I love that "Chad's Toyotas" makes complete sense in a military context

@Dancingonthesun 3 года назад

The best part of this story is that he can factually refer to these badasses, as Chads.

@jbagger331 3 года назад

Too bad Lake Mega Chad doesn't exist anymore.

@wojak-sensei6424 3 года назад

Virgin Panzer Elites vs Chad Toyota Chads.

@jerrell1169 3 года назад

Chadians, Chad refers to the lake.

@dennisneumann869 3 года назад

Chadia fell before the Chadians broke their guard

@michaelcollins1196 3 года назад

the President of Chad saw this vid and died knowing he finally made it into a Count Dankula vid

@blackmagic201 3 года назад

Chadception

@RichHobo 3 года назад

The Chadening

@UnknownOps 3 года назад

Absolute Chad Lad

@RustyVaperGameplay 3 года назад

He became president 3 years after the Toyota war... Not the same guy.

@Dafoodmaster 3 года назад

In another episode of Top Gear, they actually took the same Hilux, put it on top of an apartment building, destroyed the building with controlled demolition c4 charges, and still managed to get the car started with nothing more than simple hand tools. Footage from both episodes should be on youtube. It's a beast of a machine.

@stephenw2992 3 года назад

Thats a Hilux, but what is this heelux that Dank is talking about?

@I_Don_t_want_a_handle 3 года назад

@@stephenw2992 Are you questioning its pronouns?

@stephenw2992 3 года назад

@@I_Don_t_want_a_handle In English its a Highlux, in Scottish its a Heelux, in New Zealand its a Bugger. Some of those looked like what is known as a Troopie in Australia.

@stephenw2992 3 года назад

@@MrsLana92 Land Cruiser Troop Carrier is called a Troopie or Troopy in Australia. Just search for it. Some of the images in Danks video look to be what are sold as Land Cruisers here down under, admittedly they are utes and not wagons like the Troopie is. It was just a play on words so no need to take it too seriously

@6rednek 3 года назад

19:57 "It also has luxury leather upholstery, which is wipe-clean, handy for when you DON'T outrun the tor missile system." That like fucking killed me, Dank. XD

@militantmonky3463 3 года назад

It was announced that the Chadian president died at the hands of rebels 16 hours after this video was released...

@DarrellVermilion 3 года назад

The man's shirt _does_ say Nostromos

@mooseolini1447 3 года назад

@@DarrellVermilion So?

@mooseolini1447 3 года назад

@Patchworth Something tells me he knows the name from Alien.

@drottle 3 года назад

Toyota: Comfortable for the whole soccer team, reliable enough for a holy war

@Gabthar 3 года назад

When you and the boys take the phrase "adapt and overcome" to a whole new level.

@DxBlack 3 года назад

* SREEEEEEEEEECH * "Get in loser we're raiding an airfield!"

@outinthewild9476 3 года назад

There are definitely more ideal war vehicles out there then other’s.

@recording_closet9100 3 года назад

"They are the Hilux Elite, born to compete, never retreat!"

@Almond19912 3 года назад

"FAP Division!"

@DukeofTxtspeak 2 года назад

Stroking their head! Always ahead Fed by your dread!

@mkvector9539 2 года назад

Oh what a feeling Toyota.

@billybadass9031 2 года назад

Hilux elite would have fit the syllables better.

@recording_closet9100 2 года назад

@@billybadass9031 that's a great idea

@CathyInBlue 3 года назад

"A bunch of mad men in pickup trucks." The American militia movement has entered the chat.

@lanasmith4795 3 года назад

Furiously taking notes

@Joshua_N-A 3 года назад

2nd Amendment + pickups = Chad American citizen level.

@NODnuke45 3 года назад

Dank's just dropping hints for us, nothing to see here.

@tonyb7615 3 года назад

i know, no. but yea, yes ak's. a chimp can use. ammo is plenfiful. and it kills cover.

@gergoantal1066 3 года назад

Wars that were fought with Toyotas: 1. Toyota wars 2. Akagi RedSuns vs Akina SpeedStars

@pontiusporcius8430 3 года назад

GAS GAS GAS, I WANT TO STEP ON THE GAS!

@ianirizarry30 3 года назад

Do you like my car.....

@gergoantal1066 3 года назад

I'm so fukking proud seeing this many Initial D bois here

@91plm 3 года назад

Totoya salesman after 1987 in an interview: They made me an offer i couldn't refuse!

@SirDankleberry 3 года назад

"I was simply supplying a demand."

@Stoney_Chan 3 года назад

*Slaps roof of Hilux . "This bad boy can fit a mounted Gun and so many insurgents in it "

@warwickeng5491 3 года назад

"I was just a businessman doing business"

@LongWarEnjoyer 3 года назад

Little do you know, EVERY WAR in the past 30 years, has had Toyota’s. Favourite vehicle of the CIA.

@DukeofTxtspeak 2 года назад

and everyone else.

@bennygerow 3 года назад

Ok so I'm hearing that there will be "dad lads", "glad lads", "sad lads", "Chad lads", "Raid Shadow Raycon lads"

@janpavel1441 3 года назад

@John Jones oh don't be a bad lad

@cortex8239 3 года назад

@John Jones Okay bitter boomer.

@salociin7887 3 года назад

The President of Chad was just killed in action personally leading his troops against rebel forces. Truly living up to the name of his country to the end. RIP.

@Joshua_N-A 3 года назад

Chad commander in chief.

@sdfabctr 3 года назад

"a chad divided cannot stand!" - warcry of a virgin strategist

@jooot_6850 3 года назад

virgin strategy requierers vs chad "rush them with trucks" enjoyers

@oshaughnessyrof5201 3 года назад

The Toyota hilux: the reason American and Canadian soldiers buy Tacoma’s with their first real pay checks

@scowler7200 3 года назад

4Runner's better. Straight from Japan.

@bearpaw5675 2 года назад

@@scowler7200 This guy gets it. But it wouldn’t hurt to get a 4runner and a Hilux.

@scowler7200 2 года назад

@@bearpaw5675 Drop a Hilux engine in a 4Runner.

@bearpaw5675 2 года назад

@@scowler7200 Brilliant! I’m actually scheming to drop a 1UZ in mine. Supposedly better mileage and nearly triple the hp…supposedly

@chiefkeef74 2 года назад

@@bearpaw5675 the 1UZ is the LS of JDM culture. That and the 2JZ.

@DoesNotInhale 3 года назад

This is definitely about the Toyota War in Chad, Africa. Happened the year I was born. I remember distinctly loving history class after 6th grade when learning this. How much you wanna bet Dankula is gonna make jokes about Chads?

@karimel-sayed5405 3 года назад

Damn that's a lost bet.

@sam6620 3 года назад

Well done for getting it right

@yurachunt3179 3 года назад

a shit ton of lost opportunities there

@benscott19841 3 года назад

He held it together well, seemed he wanted to laugh everytime he said Chads.

@Volvith 3 года назад

Chevrolet Truck: "Ah dang, i lost my transmission again." Toyota Hilux: **crashing down a 250 foot building** "Hold on, i'll get it for you."

@Joshua_N-A 3 года назад

Top Gear reference

@lardlover3730 3 года назад

Chevy; we’re going places. (Not the intended destination)

@endnotessherman3153 3 года назад

@@lardlover3730 to the mechanics shop

@lardlover3730 3 года назад

@@endnotessherman3153 indeed

@BoeseFlueche 3 года назад

"I just thought you should know." *blinks into the camera*

@TheRedThirst 3 года назад

~wink wink nudge nudge~

@Blade_291 3 года назад

Cool new series name to go along side "mad lads"

@garnetnard4284 3 года назад

I love Dank’s subliminal messages. /ourlimey/

@ancientsoul5608 3 года назад

Hmmm.... thinking about trading my F-150 in now...

@D1sc0rd- 3 года назад

@@ancientsoul5608 You can’t buy a Hilux in the US

@_____7704 3 года назад

The troops from Chad used basically the same tactics as the Long Range Desert Group during WW2 in North Africa

@DrunkButcher 3 года назад

You forgot the part where James May put it on the roof of a condemn skyscraper then set dynamite at its base and leveled it. And it still started.

@jack10685 3 года назад

We need a mad lads episode on the toyota hilux

@tonyb7615 3 года назад

@@jack10685 no all rockets to ther

@Anon26535 3 года назад

Hilux: it lives, it dies, it lives again.

@jayive34 3 года назад

And moved.

@joshalderman4549 3 года назад

I was just about to comment that.

@genctubay3239 3 года назад

so this is basically the modern version of horse archer vs heavy knight

@ImBoredToo 3 года назад

Along with the same tactics lol. Large distraction force + fast flanking force is the oldest trick in the book.

@BraddahSpliff 3 года назад

War... War never changes.

@benflokstra5609 3 года назад

Chad vs Virgin.

@genctubay3239 3 года назад

@@benflokstra5609 this

@lancedaemongt747 3 года назад

"anti aircraft gun sold separately" and also "if you have bought a new Toyota Hilux you get a 30% discount on the anti aircraft gun"

@TheNerdForAllSeasons 3 года назад

No no no, but mysteriously in every Toyota purchased is also a brochure and product catalog for Raytheon.

@gordoncrawford6300 3 года назад

Honestly should've gotten sponsored for this, this is a more effective ad than anything else toyota has shoved in my feed previously

@alouisschafer7212 3 года назад

"Our trucks went to war. They are tough. Buy 'em."

@WilliamTheDestroyer. 3 года назад

It's no coincidence that ISIS had brand new Toyota trucks, and France has control of Libya's offshore oil.

@asparagussyndrome9430 3 года назад

"Noooo, you can't just route and defeat my superior army!!" "Haha, Toyota go vrrrrrrrrm."

@Joshua_N-A 3 года назад

Made in Japan vs made in USSR.

@philcooper9225 3 года назад

@@Joshua_N-A Japanese Steel STRONK

@Joshua_N-A 3 года назад

@@philcooper9225 folded 10000 times!

@KaijuPictures 3 года назад

The President of Chad, a veteran of the Toyota War, was killed literally the day after you posted this video.

@wrath2008 3 года назад

What, can you drop his name

@KaijuPictures 3 года назад

@@wrath2008 Idriss Dèby

@mikepette4422 3 года назад

@@wrath2008 or you could watch the world news I'm sure its there

@gsrangelmon 3 года назад

I thought you where joking i just googled it he did just die

@nathanjones2320 3 года назад

Death by dank

@titaniaboloria6160 3 года назад

You should make a video about Aimo Koivunen. He was a Finnish soldier during the winter war, he took a huge overdose of Meth and tripped all around russia for 2 weeks surviving horrible incidents.

@a3aan__uit389 3 года назад

And the white death Simo Hayyaa

@vincentas1 3 года назад

@@a3aan__uit389 boring video he only did 1 thing

@riks081 3 года назад

@@a3aan__uit389 hasn't he done that one already

@housewilma4904 Год назад

@@vincentas1 id not say that i mean a sniper so deadly they called in artiliery MUTLPLI TIMES to kill him and it didnt work is still epic.

@Beanibirb Год назад

You got your wish

@ManiacalForeigner 3 года назад

"Italian diplomacy" *plays "Traditionnel musette"* Never change, Mark.

@maxfov2078 3 года назад

A "chad move" takes on a whole new meaning.

@randomwhittyname41 3 года назад

"Just thought you should know" There's so much in that. *chef kiss*

@JKrain02 Год назад

Used one of these in Afghanistan. Damn thing got hit by a motor and was blown over twice. We flipped it over and cut the top off and drove it afterwards

@kanescrimes4848 3 года назад

Toyotas slogan: "Let's Go Places with intention and integrity" Italian diplomacy: "Ayyy that'sa mine"

@USAirsoft 3 года назад

I can’t read apparently, I legit thought the title was “The War That Was Fought With Tomatoes”

@hobomeatballthemovies323 3 года назад

They made movies about the tomato war. Look up attack of The Killer Tomatoes. I lost a lot of citrons during that war.

@UserBeenBanned 3 года назад

fap(ers) vs chads. my fav war is still emu war but this wins the name game.

@mikelpeepee 3 года назад

USAirsoft based??????

@notforsaletoday1895 3 года назад

@@hobomeatballthemovies323 That’s nothing compared to the theatrical masterpiece called “Killer Bean”! A truly epic tale.

@hobomeatballthemovies323 3 года назад

@@notforsaletoday1895 Wait that old anime from from the 90s?

@ksfallenangel5770 3 года назад

Dankula is my favorite history teacher.

@heretichazel 3 года назад

And I love how this is actually based in armored vehicle theory. Don't be detected -> don't be hit -> don't be penetrated -> don't be killed. No need to have armor if you aren't hit or seen in the first place

@TheNerdForAllSeasons 3 года назад

Ah yes, the Leopard 1 theory of armored combat.

@NaughtyNovaroo69 2 года назад

BRUH

@DukeofTxtspeak 2 года назад

@@TheNerdForAllSeasons Except it literally got outperformed by a goddamn consumer pickup truck with random weapons flex-taped to it. This fucking kills me.

@TheNerdForAllSeasons 2 года назад

@@DukeofTxtspeak I... don't think the Libyans were equipped with NATO tanks...

@professorperry4790 2 года назад

Nah, that's just running an IRL "dodge build" from Payday2.

@YAH2121 3 года назад

The Toyota Hilux ad near the end made this whole video worth it.

@u.s.citizen9933 3 года назад

It was good without the ad, but the ad made it so much better, I agree. Just great lol

@Noperare 3 года назад

"Toyata Hilux ad" that is the whole video. I dont even have a drivers license and wanna Hilux now.

@u.s.citizen9933 3 года назад

@@Noperare and I'm tempted to add a turret on the back lol jk, I could never do that in my state.

@salliemckenna6668 3 года назад

“Mad lads is my baby” Sadie in the background “excuse me”

@redoranmagic6806 3 года назад

So the child’s called Sadie? Apparently managed to miss that lmao

@AtticusTheDeathMetaller 3 года назад

Sadie: AM I A JOKE TO YOU!?!?

@megastoejoe 3 года назад

IT WAS BORN BEFORE HER. Point stands.

@cucumber623 3 года назад

when wars and pickups loaded with big guns are involved what else is a man to do

@FreedomFighterEx 3 года назад

@@AtticusTheDeathMetaller Solution: Turn Sadie into Made Lads.

@thalia5382 3 года назад

The Toyota Wars: AKA, the best advert for their trucks

@weswolever7477 3 года назад

Joe Biden: you’re gonna need nukes and F15’s Us: we got pickup trucks

@SirBrown91 3 года назад

A country named chad and a army called fap....😂😂 amazing

@krism.6598 3 года назад

That’s nothing, look into the conflict between the Moro Islamic Liberation Front and the Federal Army of the Philippines.

@manofcultura 3 года назад

@@krism.6598 it’s SIMP vs MILF Sandatahang Lakas Ng Pilipinas vs Moro Islamic Liberation Front. Ok. Ok. I took some liberties with the first acronym.

@_Lobster_ 3 года назад

Toyota: gets large orders of Toyota’s from the Middle East after news of a war Also Toyota: _”Im gonna pretend I didn’t see that”_

@scrubsrc4084 3 года назад

Toyota: "its free advertising babe"

@Bishounen 3 года назад

copied comment

@Austin-sv6io 3 года назад

Thieving bitch

@gengoosekhan 3 года назад

Toyota actually has a no-sell list of countries and reasons for this very reason. It's why they were so freaked out when ISIS started using hundreds of trucks they didn't sell them.

@Anon-sk2mx 3 года назад

eeet is what it eeez

@itzskizm 3 года назад

The spokesperson was just like "look man I just get paid to be the pretty public face of the company, I dont even know how to change a tire so I certainly have no idea what they're being used for in Africa."

@Fishmoree 2 года назад

“Anti-aircraft guns sold separately” got me rolling 😂😂😂

@naidoeshacks 3 года назад

Somehow count dankula has become a storytime channel, I'm not complaining.

@silasmarner7586 3 года назад

He is an EXCELLENT storyteller.

@monkeylipspoopflinger3397 3 года назад

if you ever where on his discord channel this is a good thing. The crap posted there was too much for me.

@djb1317 3 года назад

One of the best channels on RU-vid

@bonda_racing3579 3 года назад

@@monkeylipspoopflinger3397 what kind of shit posting was on their?.

@grandarkfang_1482 3 года назад

He's recanting these tales to us.

@laatmemetrustkutgoogle8896 3 года назад

*French music starts playing* Count Dankula gesturing Italian "Ay-eh that's-a mine" yes

@col.cottonhill6655 3 года назад

I never realized I was born during the thick of the Toyota war. I only thought it I was born during a cold war.

@mranonymous6006 3 года назад

You're old m8

@theSemiChrist 3 года назад

Did you use the opportunity to kill fitty men?

@DeadPixel1105 3 года назад

*A* war that was fought with Toyotas? My friend, nearly all conflicts fought in the Middle East and North-East Africa use Toyota trucks like they're the only form of transportation that exists in the world lol

@spanningbread 3 года назад

or soviet tanks/APCs with the top cut

@raifthemad 3 года назад

It very much sounds, according to Danks presentation, that this war was the root of this craze.

@jaysonlima9271 3 года назад

Wait you mean there are vehicles in the middle east/Africa that aren't Toyotas? Hmmm...couldn't prove that by me..

@pradhyudh 9 месяцев назад

70% of Indian army trucks are ashok Leyland's ,nobody calls india pakistan wars as Leyland wars.

@The_Petrichor 3 года назад

The beginning of this video sounds like that one wholesome son of 4chan who goes to his first party and hits up a cutie with a Pepsi and, "You wanna hear about Bionicles?"

@joeyfromtheroc5501 3 года назад

You should do "The war fought in short shorts" The Rhodesian Bush War

@mr.powell8817 3 года назад

Oh, what a time it was

@darryl635 3 года назад

@@mr.powell8817 good ol times

@thatman0028 3 года назад

Actually tho. That'd be pog

@VinnyVincenzoYo 3 года назад

Make Zimbabwe Rhodesia again

@cheeto4027 3 года назад

@Ollie B but we're All Rhodesians and we'll fight through thick and thin we'll keep our Land a free land stop the enemy from coming in we'll keep them north of the Zambezi till that rivers running dry and this mighty land will prosper for Rhodesians never die

@rlenclub 3 года назад

imagine if we drove around in Halliburton Camrys and complained about Toyota manufacturing deadly artillery

@philcooper9225 3 года назад

I lucked out, mild narcolepsy runs in my family so I can sleep through anything and my kids all sleep 11 hour nights routinely I prayed for years and nofap for life and this is the blessing I get It was worth it

@Mitch93 3 года назад

The Toyota Hilux. The most indestructable car...in the world. No wonder it was basically the tank of all militias worth their salt.

@KJ-nw8ge 3 года назад

Sit down with Mad Dads Story Time and hear about the Chad's and the Wankers.

@deegreeeen8612 3 года назад

Ahhh, that sounds like a cosy tale.

@bhimbonggames3206 3 года назад

I want to see someone make an animation of Chad's forces demolishing lybian forces as chad vs wojak crying meme.

@GeraltofRivia22 3 года назад

@Lance W yes

@dovahkiin5773 2 года назад

This reminds me of the war of triple alliance where Paraguay fought 3 countries (argentina, Brasil and uruguay) and despite being the underdog inflicted massive damage to the allies

@patgray5402 3 года назад

*The left:* b-b-but you can't defend yourself against the government they have tanks *Literal Chads:* lol truck go brrr

@lsswappedcessna 3 года назад

newer tacomas are a lot bigger than Hiluxes and still pretty well-made, for a new car. perfect to carry more guns and go deeper into the woods.

@jbagger331 3 года назад

Paint it red, mockery and go faster.

@manofcultura 3 года назад

I legit have 2 functional AT4s and it’s legal.

@westcoastrenegade8594 3 года назад

@@manofcultura seriously? Only thing I know to take out tanks is making thermite.

@franzferdinand5150 3 года назад

@@westcoastrenegade8594 Use sticks, Finland style.

@Howyanow 3 года назад

The Toyota hilux going through that top gear bit is like when Randy Marsh was like “I didn’t hear no bell”

@emilyadams3228 3 года назад

The car version of the Black Knight from Monty Python And The Holy Grail. 'Tis but a scratch.

@daddydank4123 3 года назад

If we had a British vision it would be ''A war fought with Vauxhall Corsa's''

@5ryans 3 года назад

I feel personally attacked

@BDMZ404 3 года назад

Or the tanked out ford fiestas.... and shitboxes round every corner

@jhon-cg4rg 3 года назад

Bentley mark 2 and lotus carlton

@nelsonbrum8496 Год назад

There's probably a reason the Hilux isn't available in the US... most likely because of California.

@Robert-rw5lm 3 года назад

This is the best commercial for a truck I've ever seen

@Orthas1 3 года назад

then you havent seen the top gear bit about the hilux and how i works despite being left to the ocean and being inside a demolished building

@wikihowfrog9034 3 года назад

I love that they realised if they went 100mph or more they wouldn't set off mines

@jungleinsectspikewall4474 3 года назад

I think the weight of the cars was just too light

@shoelessbandit1581 3 года назад

@@jungleinsectspikewall4474 I remember hearing that the mines had a delayed timer on them so when you drove fast enough the mines would explode safely behind the trucks, don't know for sure though

@MrBluman999 3 года назад

Dankula is a beast. This man is running a youtube channel and raising a newborn.

@Saint_nobody 3 года назад

And running for a political position.

@mrmonkeyman652 3 года назад

@@Saint_nobody wait what

@RipOffProductionsLLC 3 года назад

@@Saint_nobody part of be hopes he actually wins, we can get him doing weekly/monthly video updates on how fucking stupid the inner workings of Scottish government are, or just one huge project veritas style thing at the end of his term(sure he's not going to get anyone to say something truly awful in front of him, as they'll likely all know who he is, but they might still say something stupid)