The Cuda Is an Armored Land Cruiser For the Apocalypse 

Test the armor capacity in Chicago

Why not just go all out and leave it on the streets of Detroit

Good one brother

@@stareagle5000 the armoured panel's would get stolen

LGB!

"Attention peasants. This is not the servants quarters. Leave Nantucket immediately."

I thought he would say 'Please stop ambushing us'.

Evil Doug: “Give us your quirks and features or we will fire on you!”

Thiiisssss…is an ambush.

Not funny kid

Hello Tay

Same with the door hinges...

This car's armor will not withstand the tremendous attack from the chocolate man himself.

This vehicle is also for people who don't like kerning.

CHOCOLATE RAIN. Am I showing my age??

The vehicle next to it dwarfs it too.

I think thats because wheels are funnily small in comparison to those wheel arches

Right, lol!

Cuz the car it's based on is tiny, so when you add buffy-looking add-ons it feels "weird" Like seeing a jacked up short man.

That’s what she said?

I bet he brought his knee pads for this one

Doug commited war crimes in Iraq, his nickname was El-Quirkeke. Let that sink in...

Lots of hype and subscribers. Competency doesn't matter nowadays.

Doug is the type of guy to steal yo bitch!

"Thisssss is an M1 Abrams Main Battle Tank..."

A villain's Q, that would actually be great.

LPL: "Cuda??? OMG!! WHAT AN ORIGINAL EFFING NAME!! NEVER 'ERDUVIT BEFORE!!.....Talk about AmberTurding their own bed. Imma grab some popcorn."

Doug and LockPickingLawyer. The crossover no one asked for, but that everyone wanted.

The Car's occupants: No one break into this vehicle. A faint voice from the outside: Three is binding... Nice click at four...

I saw that gas door and thought: "I bet that's just a wafer lock, isn't it."

Hahah! Yeah....good catch.

Cuda??? OMG!! WHAT AN ORIGINAL EFFING NAME!! NEVER 'ERDUVIT BEFORE!! Talk about name stealing from a true Icon........GET A LIFE, Alpine Amoring!!

for that price it's nothing to have those panels sent out for engraving and painting. I've done emergency vehicle outfitting and the electrics in these vehicles are usually done by old dog mechanics and therefore terrible.

I was thinking the exact same thing.

The thermal label stuff tends to fade out blacken in hot sunny places. Not good for a ccar

I doubt anyone cares about stickers when they're going to raid a methlab. This is a armored vehicle for law enforcement or whatever, not a luxury vehicle.

Yeah, if I was the driver, it would trigger my mild OCD

OoF

Given the state of American schools this might not be enough

Lol damnnnnn fool too soon too soon

if you live in Detroit New Orleans or Chicago

The only downside is that they have to exit the vehicle to go to school, where they're in real danger

The underneath needs to be in a V configuration to deflect a blast as well.

Well, this vehicle is probably not a mrap which should be used in combat area. It seems more suitable for sort of police operations, give a protection against stones and light firearms, not land mines

@@KangoV just get a marauder

@@KangoV Well it's a SWAT patrol vehicle, not an MRAP or full on APC. It's meant to handle criminal level weaponry, not enemy military AT weaponry. Since if they have say 10 kg AT Mine to blow out the non V bottom hull, they also have RPG-7 or M73 LAW and it will just cut through even the thickest of the side plates on that thing. The below plate will probably handle what it is meant for: Which is number 1: someone molotov fireballing under it. Number 2: someones home made pipebomb aka small IED, thrown under or driven over. 3: criminals have managed to get their hands on stolen military hand grenades. It's light armored patrol vehicle. Not a tank, not even a full on APC. If the criminals have scored a stolen AT launcher for themselves, well better get the bazooka guy before they get anything police would have. At that point call national guard with actual medium or heavy armored assets.

I agree with internal hinges. If those on outside get hit (other vehicle ram etc.) small bend will make them stuck. Good luck opening the door then

No one buying these gives AF about that. You're paying for armor not luxury. Pay $250k if you want perfect stickers.

The cheap Chinese buttons that fail easily are another issue I see. I'd rather have an old school toggle

ah yes, the most important things in an armored vehicle designed for markets that have a tight budget. the label for lights...

@@Sheridantank The cost difference between the shop placing the label correctly or crooked is zero cents

The Babylon 5 font is an interesting choice, too.

there's no time to do this in combat

@@nothing9271 just shoot the top of the two hinge pins on the door?

@@neom0nk 12:00 they're literally made from hArDeNeD StEeL my guy. You arent gonna "shoot" that off. Blow it off, maybe.

@@Benzinilinguine Learn the difference between just metal and steel. High powered rifles could wear those hinges out depending on how they're heat treated and such. Which I'm sure means nothing to you or you wouldn't call hardened steel metal.

I’m sure you have time to pull out your ratchet and take out a dozen heavy duty bolts. And as soon as you get the window off the armed guy inside shoots you in the face.

Yes, cause a soldier must have a screwdriver as part of their arsenal.

The protection is for active defense. You will be shot before you touch the car let alone get 5 minutes with the door.

@@ultraguy8771 You've ever heard of a Swiss army knife?

that's american logic to me, "i need a one inch deadbolt on my cardboard house🤓"

yeah and the armed bodyguards in it are gonna let you do that

Something tells me it takes a lot more than those nuts on the outside to remove them. Especially considering how small they are vs. how heavy/ massive that window is. Ditto for the hinges. If you look, you can see that the hinges are welded onto the door/ body. So I'm not even sure the point of the bolts.

I thought the same thing seems like a lazy oversight

They are probably double bolted from inside as well. Besides, the gun ports make sure no one comes close.

or just set it on fire and it becomes a crockpot.

" this vehicle must escape" nah, this vehicle have this special angled hole betwen the tire and armored body where you can put some rock or a brick and avoid the risk of runing awey from a guy with basic tools that you can use to get into the car... LoL

I was a sniper for the opps,gunners like u were my favorite target

@@joegomes1352 ha so funny

Would US schools benefit from this type of vehicle?

@@vadim7590 no, because the local sheriffs department has two already and if there is even a medium sized city, they have two as well. So locally everyone has 2-4 vehicles like this near them with a tactical unit anyway.

@@udonenomee2117 so what else is it used for in the sheriff office? I think it's too tall for a drive through.

Truer words have never been spoken 😂

Your insecurities are showing big time. I wouldn't post something to sound so weak, and you're proud of it. You clearly have a anti military position. Probably a beta Male who thinks brains make up for being an all round alpha Male. Note, I'm bringing the same brash childish energy you brought that makes any sound person doubt that you're an engineer. That your opinion is worth anything. Because you're unable to Express your opinion in any way without sounding like a raging child.. wait, so you must actually be an engineer.

Well said

nailed it

Then what are the problems with this?

Yes, of course they would never allow that.

That could never happen. 😜🤔😡

*the Taliban would like to know your location*

We would never intentionally (or unintentionally via incompetence) arm our enemies!

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Lmao yeah that's too light for the streets of chicago

Doesn’t look safe enough to transport your kids to a Texas school

@@TVCHLORD yeah at this point were going need tanks

Yup!! For science lol

Exactly!!

Whistling Diesel

Research and development.... We got options... lol

it's made to handle riots, not Ukraine

@@MallocFree90 funniest comment down here

😂

Just remove the hinge pins

They didn't watch LockPickingLawyer

Exactly,the surfacing is suspect

@@robertojofre15 The surface irregularities are probably because of the paint. I'm talking about "Indian knockoff" or "guy built one because he couldn't afford the real thing" kinda deal.

Why do you think Chicago is "gun free" last time I lived that they were SHALL ISSUE on CCWs.

Won't happen, too heavy

Redditors are after me,

Rich rebuilds lol

Ha

Tow behind battery armory

Safelite repair, Safelite replace

It's cool to see the Toyota 70 series becoming a popular choice of vehicle in the Canadian mining industry nowadays. I just wish and hope Toyota Canada would allow us to buy the regular 70 series for regular use smh

Maybe he can find one on Diplomatic Plates. He has a few videos (including this) around Washington DC......

We have tons of 60s 70s and 80s, we get the shittiest cars here in America from other manufacturers because most people here keep cars for 4 years….. you just never see us selling ours. Shit we even have 40s

In my jaded opinion, the real purpose of this vehicle is to look tough.

Remote control lights are obviously also cheap Chinese led-remote-ultra-bright-lights, just mounted above with few bolt's.

Yeah the external bolts were the first thing I noticed too. Get this vehicle's powertrain inoperable, and you stand on the outside and start taking it apart with a drill. lol

@@nalgene247 yep, it’s designed for Cops to spend their bloated budgets on this truck so they can LARP as soldiers and feel cool while they drive to the baseball game so they can do traffic control

@@Skip6235 Well I mean it could also be used to protect the community from a blm terrorist attack too

This is basically Outlaw from Twisted Metal Black.

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Looks like the Insurgent in GTA

Nah, more like the USSV Rhino GX for the luxury feel...

Just what the world doesn't need, a second reboot of the A Team.

It depends on what people are going to use against this thing, I'm not sure it can handle .50 cal weapons, and I'm pretty sure this thing can't handle explosives. This vehicle is really meant for lawn enforcement and VIP services, not military service.

@@brunoraoni IMO the only people who are gonna buy this are rich people who wanna feel important. It can only fend off AK-47, and unless they are in Compton or something real criminals have 50. cals and shit.

Yup, heavy, slow, just generally over burdened. Most of these custom up armored vehicles have the same issues.

You can tell by the number of leaves on the rear springs that show up in the video that suspension has certainly been beefed up

If they didn't, the shell would be on the ground during the review.

Why ask? You can clearly see the answer to your question at 6:44 ? A third of the screen is literally just suspensions.

@@dzello I was about to say that 😄

@@dzello there is 1 factory issue that has not been fixed. The front and rear wheels are not aligned. There's a company in Australia that has a fix for that.

He'll w8 on if he can find it lol

It’s hard to find the black or grey exterior and black leather six speed. I’m sure he’s just waiting for the perfect model that hasn’t been notified. Extremely rare cars

My normal method of using grenades to unlock doors wouldn’t work on this.

Unbolt the doors, easy.

If you have a 6digit dollars in the bank minimum, they can probably do it.

@@icouldntthinkofagoodname7216 tempted to madmax it out, maybe I'd get cutoff less 😅

God, probably yeah. I've seen up-armored Camry and Accords before. So doing the same to your civic is certainly within the lane of possibility. Just don't expect it to be fast, or have good MPG though

FJB