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@Gigi-vq5ft
@Gigi-vq5ft 3 года назад
"He loves the foetus from conception till when it turns out gay" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Pure gold 😂😂😂
@damienjoseph7540
@damienjoseph7540 3 года назад
Or black or Mexican or liberal or poor or socialist or anything other than a white Christian facist trumpeter 😠😂
@ServerArchive
@ServerArchive 3 года назад
I would love to hear you say the word fetus, just to see how you incorporate the "o"
@Nyperia
@Nyperia 3 года назад
@@ServerArchive this. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@OP-1000
@OP-1000 3 года назад
ServerArchive . “A fetus or foetus is the unborn offspring of an animal that develops from an embryo”
@dazmorland
@dazmorland 3 года назад
@@OP-1000 I bet you're fun at parties!
@Buckas08
@Buckas08 3 года назад
"Sorry, are we talkin or rapin here?"
@kdmedia1534
@kdmedia1534 3 года назад
@@steakslapn9724 Rapeing isn’t a word. He said raping.
@steakslapn9724
@steakslapn9724 3 года назад
@@kdmedia1534 I'm so glad an English major chimed in. Please tell us everything you know about punctuation and spelling!!!
@kdmedia1534
@kdmedia1534 3 года назад
@@steakslapn9724 I’m not. I’m simply not a moron and I know how to write.
@steakslapn9724
@steakslapn9724 3 года назад
@@kdmedia1534 oooh, zing!! You got me good!! Hahaha
@brianbelcher7279
@brianbelcher7279 3 года назад
@@kdmedia1534 no he didn't. He said "rapin"
@Yramuol
@Yramuol 3 года назад
“He’s obviously heard the word science but he’s never seen it written down because it’s not in the Bible” 😂😂😂
@theposthumanpodcast
@theposthumanpodcast 3 года назад
Hahhaa!
@TinyFord1
@TinyFord1 2 года назад
Yeah because the Bible doesn’t use the word “it’s science” to defend everything, that’s another religion
@TheCabIe
@TheCabIe 2 года назад
​@@TinyFord1 First of all if you're religious, why are you using religion as an insult as if being a religion is a bad thing? Secondly, look up definition of religion and realize that scientific method doesn't rely on the same principles religions do, it tests stuff, comes up with conclusions based on the evidence and most importantly, it can change as time goes on because it's not dogmatic. Scientific method in a couple hundred years advanced humanity tenfold (technology, medicine, understanding our origins and so on), none of the "holy" books did anything apart from stop this advancement.
@thesanfranciscoseahorse473
@thesanfranciscoseahorse473 2 года назад
"First of all", you do understand it was early Church leaders who really started the scientific method and promoted much of what grew into modern scientific methods, yes? You knew that right? Or how the big bang theory was originally conceived by a Catholic Priest? Did they tell you that in school? Secondly, Jesus Christ Himself was one of the biggest critics of the "religious" of His day. Religion without love is dead. Christian religious ritual by itself is a corpse if not paired with love. The only reason the jokes in this video hold up is because he's using an example of a "fundamentalist" Christian comment online who obviously lacked a lot of kindness and compassion when he wrote those statements. People follow atheism religiously today, that's what the first commenter meant to say. I know plenty of atheists who adhear to older scientific ideas that may have since been debunked just because they see "progress" as a threat to their religiously held Atheistic ideals.
@TheCabIe
@TheCabIe 2 года назад
​@@thesanfranciscoseahorse473 "You do understand it was early Church leaders who really started the scientific method and promoted much of what grew into modern scientific methods, yes? You knew that right? Or how the big bang theory was originally conceived by a Catholic Priest? Did they tell you that in school?" Just because they happened to be religious (as most people were) doesn't mean that the impetus of scientific method CAME from religion. Newton was devoutly religious, but his ideas didn't come from the Bible. You are conflating atheism with science, trying to say that because a lot of early progress in scientific field came from people who weren't atheist, that somehow gives religion some "authority" over science or whatever. The fact is that religious approach is fundamentally dogmatic because it assumes to know the ultimate truth that you have to follow no matter what the evidence suggests. Science doesn't operate that way. I simply corrected this stupid notion religious people love to repeat that "science is your religion" because somehow in their minds everyone supposedly HAS to have a religion and if it doesn't come from, for example, Bible, then the next thing they may be enthusiastic about (like science) is now "your religion". No, that's bullshit. "People follow atheism religiously today, that's what the first commenter meant to say." People also follow football religiously if you use the same sort of definition where anything that you may be "fanatical" about suddenly becomes "your religion". No, proper definition of religion specifically has to do with deities/supernatural, rituals that you have to follow, promises of afterlife and other things that rational people won't subscribe to. Diluting this definition to mean "deep interest in something" as an attempt to basically say "see, you follow same irrational bullshit we do!" is a pretty weak tactic. "I know plenty of atheists who adhear to older scientific ideas that may have since been debunked just because they see "progress" as a threat to their religiously held Atheistic ideals." Examples? If they truly view it that way then they don't quite understand the basic principle of how science works.
@theaussiebackflipboy
@theaussiebackflipboy 3 года назад
"He loves the fetus from conception till when it turns out gay" - I'll be working this into a conversation in the next couple of days.
@zlatman2843
@zlatman2843 3 года назад
Did you do it?
@zilth386
@zilth386 3 года назад
Did you do it? (2)
@reference12
@reference12 3 года назад
Absolutely stupid comment bereft of any basic understanding of the love of God and the fallen nature of man , even in our sorrows and sins before we even acknowledge it God loves us and provides for us. Gervais is you're typical lazy "family guy" atheist, he picks low hanging fruit (the probably made up twitter ranter) and in a bid look more intelligent that he actually is.
@marcelladonyi2409
@marcelladonyi2409 3 года назад
You're going to make yourself look stupid then.
@Gigi-vq5ft
@Gigi-vq5ft 3 года назад
@@reference12 Booooooooo!!
@fizzyplazmuh9024
@fizzyplazmuh9024 3 года назад
At least Satan knows where the male G-spot is.
@evanclaassen8709
@evanclaassen8709 3 года назад
0_0
@PigeonCrash
@PigeonCrash 3 года назад
I laughed more at this than I did during the video. He should put this in his bit.
@rafaelsantosx
@rafaelsantosx 3 года назад
@@PigeonCrash I was waiting for this at the end of the video. Opportunity missed.
@ambermarie1001
@ambermarie1001 3 года назад
Read this comment just as he was making the joke. My lungs now hurt
@ericperkins3078
@ericperkins3078 3 года назад
But, to be true to form, he studiously avoids it. No pleasure for Ricky!!
@ayriko
@ayriko 2 года назад
Legit the most logically brilliant comedian ever.
@elguedex97
@elguedex97 2 года назад
George Carling wouldn´t agree
@distinctloafer
@distinctloafer 2 года назад
@@elguedex97 He doesn't come close to Gervais, Gervais is a genius, he also studied philosophy in university.
@potenviking
@potenviking 2 года назад
I don't believe in God but those things he is making fun of are topics christian scholars have discussed for about 2 millenias... I would say thats hardly "logical".
@potenviking
@potenviking 2 года назад
@@BungWasHere not even close. Its illogical because its being brought to a paradigm where the axioms of the Bible are not embraced, yet if the teaching itself is not meant to be analized out of its centrufugal reasoning (the Bible is a state of truth on its own, it has its own way of validating its argument). We would be in the same situation if in the future we find out that we are living in a form of hallucination - then those "scientific" arguments would loose there "imminent" validity and would sound redicilous. Just different systems thats all.
@potenviking
@potenviking 2 года назад
@@BungWasHere thats not even 1 example, man. You are reading thr Bible from outside the Bible, again. If your axiom is that God's divine being is equal to truth and there is only the truth of God that exist in the world (and the whole human drama is the actual separation from God), then reading the Bible is no longer proving that God exists, it becomes a manifestation of the God's being. Meaning that if for example there is an inconsistency of "factual" order in the Bible your interpretation should be that it doesn't matter because God creates from the act of Love. Absolutely a different way of interpretation. In abstract, the bible is not meant to be proven by the theory of Physics, because by definition it has a different role.
@cyoul8trallygatr549
@cyoul8trallygatr549 3 года назад
I USE CAPS LOCK BECAUSE I READ SOME PLACE THAT IT COMPENSATES FOR BOTH LACK OF INTELLIGENCE AND ARGUMENTS.
@scottmeager5919
@scottmeager5919 3 года назад
Understandable. Have a nice day :)
@kumquatmagoo
@kumquatmagoo 3 года назад
@Richard Conner CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
@mikitz
@mikitz 3 года назад
This is the first time I've ever actually read anything written with the CAPS lock on. And yes, I guessed what it was about.
@vernitico
@vernitico 3 года назад
I JUST HOLD SHIFT.
@mrgreen...9643
@mrgreen...9643 3 года назад
YOU'RE WRONG
@thedeadd.c.207
@thedeadd.c.207 2 года назад
"I could just tweet a fact, and that would annoy just the right by people" He has no idea how right he is there. 🤣🤣🤣
@codinghusky5196
@codinghusky5196 2 года назад
Yup. And it's also fun how sporadic it is. Like, 5 months ago you could say "people who took covid shots ALSO die of covid", and piss the world off. Do it today, the reply will be "Putin, what?"
@flyingosom202
@flyingosom202 2 года назад
pretty sure he does?.... seeing as it was him who thought of it & does it?
@lukegordon1493
@lukegordon1493 2 года назад
I do this all the time 😂😂😂😂
@petyrkowalski9887
@petyrkowalski9887 2 года назад
Bible thumpers hate facts.
@vdd1001
@vdd1001 Год назад
Annoying people on Twitter is an art, but it's best when you can annoy both sides of the argument, not just one of them
@EctasyPills
@EctasyPills 2 года назад
The 'because.. shut up' gets me every time 😂
@Alpha-0014
@Alpha-0014 6 месяцев назад
4:54
@johndaugherty7465
@johndaugherty7465 3 года назад
"Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe." - Frank Zappa, The Real Frank Zappa Book (1989).
@ducangdinh6580
@ducangdinh6580 3 года назад
"He loves the foetus from conception till when it turns out gay" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Pure gold 😂😂😂
@pmsavenger
@pmsavenger 3 года назад
Let's just hope he was right, because otherwise that burn would surely set fire to all of it, and we'd be screwed. :P
@fredsmith-kingofthelunatic7810
@fredsmith-kingofthelunatic7810 3 года назад
I really hope this quote is real.
@johndaugherty7465
@johndaugherty7465 3 года назад
@@fredsmith-kingofthelunatic7810 - It is, go read his book, it's great.
@fredsmith-kingofthelunatic7810
@fredsmith-kingofthelunatic7810 3 года назад
@@johndaugherty7465 will do, cheers 👍
@julierysavkova3546
@julierysavkova3546 3 года назад
"why did you made chocolate kill dogs?" Yeah man, why?
@psycheevolved1428
@psycheevolved1428 3 года назад
Well it doesn't so there is that
@schoolvideos4608
@schoolvideos4608 3 года назад
Only if you feed him 50 choco bars every day.
@julierysavkova3546
@julierysavkova3546 3 года назад
@@psycheevolved1428 Oh... ok. Thanks for setting me straight.
@JL-ln9xp
@JL-ln9xp 3 года назад
@@schoolvideos4608 s- so it does kill them 😂
@schoolvideos4608
@schoolvideos4608 3 года назад
@@JL-ln9xp Don't know man. Never tried it.
@jeffharper6259
@jeffharper6259 3 года назад
Not my line, but one of my favorites that I heard in 2016: In 2016 there were more than 5,000 gods being worshipped on our little planet, but don't worry yours is the real one.
@scorba3
@scorba3 3 года назад
this is actually a joke from Ricky himself
@danicaz1163
@danicaz1163 3 года назад
Well, I've got great news for you, according to my teacher, the Hindus worship approximately 33M gods
@mikitz
@mikitz 3 года назад
And remember: god is always on *our* side.
@MrBloodshot
@MrBloodshot 3 года назад
You're always born under the right god
@Naomi-ex7dw
@Naomi-ex7dw 3 года назад
My favourite was when Ricky said in an interview "You don’t believe in 2,999 gods. And I don’t believe in just one more."
@emameyer
@emameyer 3 года назад
all this from just 1 tweet imagine what we are missing on a daily baisis i'd happily pay for a daily ricky show where he just goes freestyle for 1h commenting on whatever he feels like
@rockinrodney5000
@rockinrodney5000 3 года назад
Well I think that was pretty much the point of the XFM podcast and the animated Ricky Gervais Show.
@markstevens1729
@markstevens1729 3 года назад
There is/was an account on YT, “balr” or something like that, which was posting Ricky’s daily FB or IG postings. Same general idea.
@jashugg
@jashugg 2 года назад
Look up Absolutely Mental, freestyle chats for 45 minutes between Sam Harris and Ricky Gervais. Three seasons now.
@JMBBrasil
@JMBBrasil 2 года назад
Me toooo
@plrndl
@plrndl Год назад
Only once. The trick of great writing is to make it seem spontaneous. That takes hard work, skill, and time. (John Cleese once said that when he and Graham Chapman were at the height of their writing partnership, it would take them five hours to write three minutes of good material.)
@blop-a-blop9419
@blop-a-blop9419 3 года назад
"Sorry, are we talking or raping here?!" That is so uniquely British ! X'D And it's hilarious ! ^^
@opinionatedWrestling
@opinionatedWrestling 3 года назад
Morning Ted! You’re in early... Ted?!
@karanfield4229
@karanfield4229 2 года назад
Love this high IQ, witty, hilarious, logical, animal loving English dude! There is no one even comes close, to the great Ricky Gervais! Love from New Zealand 🇳🇿 ❤.
@EuroGuy85
@EuroGuy85 2 года назад
no one? Dave allen, Chapelle, Carlin, burr, Griffin, et al.
@MrBikkyLover
@MrBikkyLover Год назад
​@@EuroGuy85 They come close but not that close.
@seanscanlon9067
@seanscanlon9067 Год назад
Bill Burr.
@FuckFeminists
@FuckFeminists 11 месяцев назад
@@EuroGuy85 Those are all American. Also, your name sucks the big one, otherwise Id write the name of the best standup comedian on the planet. Which certainly isnt in your list. Though Bill Burr is a good shout in the call-out style.
@keztukariri
@keztukariri 11 месяцев назад
Chur 🥰
@dimpled_skeptic93
@dimpled_skeptic93 3 года назад
I love Ricky. From criticizing religion to calling out pedos! He must be protected at all costs
@JMBBrasil
@JMBBrasil 2 года назад
He did a pro phedo joke once…I’ve just seen it. Disappointing
@elementalb3m957
@elementalb3m957 2 года назад
@@JMBBrasil What
@PringlesOriginal445
@PringlesOriginal445 2 года назад
Really? If your talking about the one in after life it’s hardly pro pedo lol was
@dimpled_skeptic93
@dimpled_skeptic93 2 года назад
@@PringlesOriginal445 what...? Are you even saying?
@PringlesOriginal445
@PringlesOriginal445 2 года назад
@@dimpled_skeptic93 Somebody said he made a pro pedo joke, so I was replying to that comment. I assume that person meant it was the joke that he made in afterlife, and I don't think that joke was pro pedo.
@phoqueme
@phoqueme 3 года назад
This is the most logical joke I've heard 🤣🤣
@MrWongWey
@MrWongWey 3 года назад
@Debra Jones It is a joke. Just because it's true doesn't mean it can't be used as a joke. Most of the jokes you hear from comedians are basically truth put in a comedic light.
@averagejoessb3110
@averagejoessb3110 3 года назад
@Debra Jones but it's also still a joke bruh. You're saying it's not a joke but it literally is a joke this is a comedy routine. The scientific facts aren't jokes of course and Ricky isn't joking about being atheist but OP was just pointing out that Ricky was simultaneously destroying religion with facts and logic while making jokes too.
@averagejoessb3110
@averagejoessb3110 3 года назад
@Debra Jones the joke is on me...??? Good question I didn't think so either 🤔. Yeah I saw you commenting on another thread in here and either you're a troll or too stupid to understand basic concepts either way there is no value in talking to you further so I won't.
@dawghousetv
@dawghousetv 3 года назад
More logical than this! ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-6S40m-UNLzE.html
@saulgoodman5451
@saulgoodman5451 3 года назад
@@averagejoessb3110 well, he isn't destroying Christianity, but overall, the jokes are fire
@Chardonbois
@Chardonbois Год назад
How to turn a trolling tweet into comedy gold. Hilarious!
@maxkharpovitski6399
@maxkharpovitski6399 3 года назад
His delivery is awesome, Ricky definitely deserves his riches lol
@willshogren1987
@willshogren1987 2 года назад
No he doesn't, capitalism is cancer.
@ProgressIsTheOnlyEvolution
@ProgressIsTheOnlyEvolution 5 месяцев назад
Yeah more than Harvey Weinstein and almost as much as Gary Lineker lol
@NapaValleyVegan
@NapaValleyVegan 3 года назад
I’ve watched this on Netflix 3 times and I still laugh out loud!!
@fabianatrindade56
@fabianatrindade56 3 года назад
Shit! I'm such a dumbass. I've been watching bits and pieces of the show on RU-vid instead of seeing it all on Netflix. Even worse, the name of the channel... Ughhh 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️
@leonskum.5682
@leonskum.5682 2 года назад
Which one is this sketch part of please?
@NapaValleyVegan
@NapaValleyVegan 2 года назад
@@leonskum.5682 i think this one is Humanity. His newest special Supernature is on Netflix now too. Enjoy!
@BirrDetonator1989
@BirrDetonator1989 2 года назад
It was actually, in my opinion, his worst special.... and it's still great. Ricky never disappoints
@hanskneesun123
@hanskneesun123 2 года назад
Mitchell and Webb did a skit where the relative of someone who died in a train accident were asked for their opinion and the relative 'ruined' the narrative by stating that their opinion was clearly biased and that they had no place being on the news. I always thought asking a grieving relative on live tv 'how they feel' was quite ghoulish.
@maryharper9321
@maryharper9321 Год назад
The sheer logic and simplicity makes me laugh every time
@caseytodd7632
@caseytodd7632 3 года назад
I'm a conservative Christian Texan, and I approve this message. 🤣🤣🤣
@theangryholmesian4556
@theangryholmesian4556 2 года назад
No you don't. You think you do. But you really don't.
@grahamlyons8522
@grahamlyons8522 2 года назад
@@theangryholmesian4556 If he thinks he does, he does.
@anonymousjohnson976
@anonymousjohnson976 Год назад
Have you been backsliding?
@calisto2735
@calisto2735 Год назад
But will you laugh if you see Ricky being raped by the Devil? 😏
@caseytodd7632
@caseytodd7632 Год назад
@@calisto2735 ......he would want me to.
@vladbustiuc
@vladbustiuc 3 года назад
Actually theologians say that you can see hell from heaven. Which is exactly what compassionate moral people would enjoy in heaven, all the serenity and a neverending horror movie playing live 24/7.
@peteconrad2077
@peteconrad2077 3 года назад
What kind of evil, twisted, sadistic arsehole would enjoy watching that?
@pseudo_ra
@pseudo_ra 2 года назад
Lol it’s almost like it’s not about the elevation of the human spirit but the degradation/destruction of our perceived enemies and non-believers. It’s almost like the so called religion of love is fueled by unfettered hatred.
@vladbustiuc
@vladbustiuc 2 года назад
@@pseudo_ra well where did u think the "religion of peace" got their idea of peace? Some other "peaceful" sadists that predated them.
@Uouttooo
@Uouttooo 2 года назад
We can see many stars in the sky at night from Earth but can we see aliens going about their business or violent weather and star quakes over there? So you get my point! Even if one can see Hell from Heaven, which I doubt because it would not be heaven if you can see all that nastiness and weeping in hell, they might not be able to tell what is going on in hell.
@TheMonk72
@TheMonk72 2 года назад
@@Uouttooo apparently they get to sit in heaven and watch the details of hell as entertainment. You know, like modern reality tv. Except a little less staged, and probably more entertaining. I mean, what else are you going to do for eternity between shifts worshipping at the feet of God?
@eneobande7433
@eneobande7433 3 года назад
my hands down favorite comedian anyday.
@itellyouforfree7238
@itellyouforfree7238 3 года назад
what about george carlin? i like george on even days and ricky on odd days
@dawghousetv
@dawghousetv 3 года назад
@@itellyouforfree7238 More than these guys? ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-6S40m-UNLzE.html
@jedd.5407
@jedd.5407 2 года назад
“If you’re surrounded by idiots, you’re the unpopular one and the odd one out because idiots don’t like smart asses.” -Ricky Gervais Classic Gervais!!!
@tommychappell6359
@tommychappell6359 Год назад
LITERALLY how it feels.
@tommychappell6359
@tommychappell6359 Год назад
dont get me started...
@tommychappell6359
@tommychappell6359 Год назад
I say something I know Factually right 100% (YT) and I'm called unhinged? (How Ironic) for whatttt?? being rightt? Truly the meaning of 'catching the right people'. They wouldn't have a clue what fact/truth looked like if it was right in front of them. And they have tenacity to call me, unhinged? (which is a truly 'Psychotic' thing to say, ironically, much worse than calling someone a freak). I turned around and called them insane/crazy/totally deranged. who gets to call other people unhinged?? and people even liked his comment, who I betting were cowards themselves gleeeeefully looking on their tablettt. willing whether to hit like button or not, people like comments of those people who don't make them feel wrong. And That was it, I didn't couldn't care after that. Says the person who goes around calling other people 'unhinged' without restraint. (the difference, and clear one). somehow it's ME who ends up getting wrong attention (for STATING, FACTS..). Obviously not gonna say 'takes a person to know a person', because used/old. but principle is true. I think these people need to get 'checked out' first. before making 'psychotic comments' like they do. Normal people don't 'unhingingly' go around calling people unhinged/unhingedly wrongg. PERIOD. Seen people saying other places. (they need to get FIXED and quick). Clunky/Broken for never seeing how they are wrong, others are right. making some truly stupendous comments.
@edeledeledel5490
@edeledeledel5490 8 месяцев назад
That's why Trump supporters flock together.
@kevanbrown7620
@kevanbrown7620 3 года назад
"What is Wrong With You". "Oh, like You're Bradd Pitt" some of the things he comes out with have me laughing so hard.
@L.Drizzle
@L.Drizzle Год назад
Why are the words in quotes in your comment all starting with a capital letter?
@teflonhammer3465
@teflonhammer3465 2 года назад
"Why did you make chocolate kill dogs?" It turns out Ricky and I have a lot of curiosity in common
@Uouttooo
@Uouttooo 2 года назад
But you are not curious about chocolate killing men?
@yaboiicj94
@yaboiicj94 2 года назад
@@Uouttooo what?
@jackwhitbread4583
@jackwhitbread4583 2 года назад
@@Uouttooo have you any real understanding just how much chocolate it would take to kill a human? Btw its not something that a human would ever be capable of doing so your argument is as pointless as your existence
@codinghusky5196
@codinghusky5196 2 года назад
​@@yaboiicj94 human beings with cocks can eat lots of chocolate, get fat, overload their cardiovascular system and DIE. And it's especially sinister; when their teeth rot out due to too much sugar from chocolate, they can STILL eat it because it MELTS...
@howshecuttingbogman8999
@howshecuttingbogman8999 2 года назад
Do you? Ooh shut that door!
@planetearth740
@planetearth740 3 года назад
Was watching this on my tv, my gran came in at the wrong time 🤦🏼‍♀️
@Chuckus
@Chuckus 3 года назад
Its the right time if u play your cards right
@LonelyCinderella123
@LonelyCinderella123 3 года назад
Im guessing when he was doing hip thrusts
@harmleyten4
@harmleyten4 3 года назад
Love it
@voodoodolll
@voodoodolll 2 года назад
@@Chuckus holy fucking christ
@codinghusky5196
@codinghusky5196 2 года назад
@@voodoodolll why? It's his GRAN. If she wasn't well acquainted to some hip thrusting, She wouldn't BE his gran; lemme tell you that.
@gar2322
@gar2322 2 года назад
it always hit hard and hilarious my own dad tried to kill me for not believing that Mohammad flew through space on a flying horse
@pixelboujee
@pixelboujee 2 года назад
Hits you harder than your dad you mean?
@sirmalus5153
@sirmalus5153 2 года назад
The people who think religeon is real are truly bonkers. They all need emergency treatment to their heads, like a bullet or something final like that. "god wills it" is the most stupid statement someone can ever make in life.
@terrysullivan4700
@terrysullivan4700 2 года назад
Now that's funny
@ciarancosgrave
@ciarancosgrave 2 года назад
Wait, You mean Mohammad DIDN'T fly through space on a flying horse?!!!!! No way!!!!!! You're crazy...
@the-indexator
@the-indexator Год назад
horses don't fly
@theotherbaratheon1895
@theotherbaratheon1895 3 года назад
Hey everyone just remember, it's a joke. Even if it's true and validated
@dawghousetv
@dawghousetv 3 года назад
Wish this was a joke! ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-6S40m-UNLzE.html
@joeybader8342
@joeybader8342 3 года назад
This is a comedic genius performing perfect comedy.
@dawghousetv
@dawghousetv 3 года назад
If you know comedy I’d love some feedback on our new sketch! ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-6S40m-UNLzE.html
@psycheevolved1428
@psycheevolved1428 3 года назад
Hardly genius lmao
@joeybader8342
@joeybader8342 3 года назад
@@psycheevolved1428 I think he's a comedic genius.
@liquidbraino
@liquidbraino Год назад
@@psycheevolved1428 Created the show "The Office". He's more of a genius than you are.
@aryanbose9084
@aryanbose9084 Год назад
@@psycheevolved1428 either you're triggered or you're a boring sad person.
@robbieomahony5741
@robbieomahony5741 3 года назад
That chuckle when he says "why has god forsaken me" I died hahahhaha
@cultureaddict3526
@cultureaddict3526 3 года назад
The amazing thing is that that guy who's an absolute nobody is being roasted in front of potentially millions of people and he won't ever be able to reply to this. The most shut up a person can be. Love it.
@DichotomousRex
@DichotomousRex 3 года назад
Nothing cooler than watching a nobody who can't reply get dunked on by a rich powerful famous person Oh wait
@sksaddrakk5183
@sksaddrakk5183 3 года назад
@@DichotomousRex to be fair, we do not know whether this person is indeed a nobody for all we know it could have been G. W. Bush or Trump whi wrote this... (fill in your favourite celebrity roast victim)
@snowjix
@snowjix 3 года назад
@@sksaddrakk5183 Or it all be a made up story for the sake of comedy. who knows really.
@ph8077
@ph8077 3 года назад
@@snowjix As Louis CK once said: "Can I get my cock out & jerk off for you...oh & I promise I won't sack you from this show?" That's not the apposite quote I was looking for to make my point, grrrrrr!
@psycheevolved1428
@psycheevolved1428 3 года назад
There's a thing called twitter. Guessing you haven't heard of it.
@alloy2005
@alloy2005 3 года назад
“If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him”, Voltaire once said. It is indeed a necessary evil no pun intended.
@charliebrayson
@charliebrayson 3 года назад
@Debra Jones The Earth is over 4.5 billion years old
@charliebrayson
@charliebrayson 3 года назад
@Debra Jones What's with all the ellipses and question marks? Jesus christ
@a4h426
@a4h426 3 года назад
@@charliebrayson This one compensates for her high school dropout status by pretending she's better than Theists
@kdmedia1534
@kdmedia1534 3 года назад
@Debra Jones Mate the fucking irony in this comment!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????????
@FlashAsh
@FlashAsh 3 года назад
@Debra Jones i think you missed the lesson in school on how to use a question mark 🤣
@sunyatas7423
@sunyatas7423 Год назад
God bless Ricky Gervais.
@xa-69prototype-19
@xa-69prototype-19 Год назад
Yeah God whatever Thanks for making him atheist
@rova3308
@rova3308 Год назад
But he doesnt believe there's such thing as God
@nethul
@nethul Год назад
@@rova3308 it doesn' matter
@BrHck
@BrHck Год назад
Hahahahah... good one!
@petermikhalchik8568
@petermikhalchik8568 Год назад
@@rova3308 r/woosh
@GodiscomingBhappy
@GodiscomingBhappy Год назад
"why did you make chocolate kill dogs?"🤣🤣🤣🤣 i agree!!! damn it!!🤣🤣🤣
@miklovelka6526
@miklovelka6526 2 года назад
This man is a gem... please.. never change... i dont mean dont grow or evolve... just.. dont ever lose your big droopy balls
@waltz9230
@waltz9230 3 года назад
The story itself is so simple and really not funny but holy shit the way he tells it makes it pure gold, I couldn’t stop laughing 😂 That’s some serious talent right thwre
@immortalsun
@immortalsun 3 года назад
Who’s thwre
@DjBlakkTux
@DjBlakkTux 2 года назад
i have to agree. he has an immaculate delivery.
@MarleneCrimson
@MarleneCrimson 3 года назад
Because shut up got me crying ahahahah Ricky I love you so very much!!!♥️
@sheaniadahemmauel348
@sheaniadahemmauel348 3 года назад
Note to self: Do not watch Ricky Gervais's stand up while eating. I nearly choked myself.
@adrianjas284
@adrianjas284 2 года назад
I like to choke myself while watching Ricky Gervais too! Wait, what? um.
@Loctorak
@Loctorak 2 года назад
@@adrianjas284 huh? Don't worry about it, it's nothing. Now hurry up and take the rope off so i can go...
@ZenonZolek
@ZenonZolek 8 месяцев назад
🤣 🤣 Even sitting down 👍
@gamergeek7482
@gamergeek7482 2 года назад
That Ted bit made me lmao. I had to imagine the situation. Dead guy just shows up for work.
@greengrugach1984
@greengrugach1984 2 года назад
I'm a Christian, this is hilarious, why can't other 'groups' not just laugh, it's funny af.
@Spiritdove64
@Spiritdove64 9 месяцев назад
This man is worth $100 million dollars wears tshirt and jeans. gotta love him. He was not rich till 40 so he knows how to be real
@wilsonthewarrior
@wilsonthewarrior 3 года назад
“why are they so distended?” 😂😂😂😂
@darkaliebaba99
@darkaliebaba99 3 года назад
"I'll be laughing" that's fundamentally what Christianity is not about isnt it? Christianity is about loving each other, love thy neighbor like thyself, or something like that. Yet some 'christians' are some of the most hateful and selfentitled bigots.
@tonymchugh443
@tonymchugh443 3 года назад
true
@wittyusername1
@wittyusername1 3 года назад
well it is all major religions that do this. each one of them has a few loudest and worst apples
@Tk-ou9ec
@Tk-ou9ec 3 года назад
Amen to that 🤣
@windradyne8724
@windradyne8724 3 года назад
To be fair though, only evil people don't hate.
@windradyne8724
@windradyne8724 3 года назад
@Muhammedlee To put it simply, you only hate that which you consider evil. The only way to not hate is to believe nothing is evil, which makes that person evil.
@drumset09
@drumset09 3 года назад
As someone who was raised Catholic, let me explain God not killing Satan. *Satan was an archangel named Lucifer. God allowed Lucifer the freedom to choose, just like people have freedom to choose.* *So I chose to become agnostic when I was about 15.*
@drumset09
@drumset09 3 года назад
@@bathemeinchampagne You clearly didn't read my whole post.
@tomr5121
@tomr5121 3 года назад
@@drumset09 They did not😂
@dfsdhjk4780
@dfsdhjk4780 3 года назад
@@bathemeinchampagne you are an idiot.
@IstasPumaNevada
@IstasPumaNevada 2 года назад
That got me good. I was expecting paragraphs; instead I got a sensible punchline. :D
@iamanowl26
@iamanowl26 2 года назад
So God set himself up to fail? What a f**king moron he is
@iambryn2012
@iambryn2012 3 года назад
I’m trying so hard not to laugh at work
@iambryn2012
@iambryn2012 3 года назад
I failed
@DW-lx9wt
@DW-lx9wt 3 года назад
@@iambryn2012 i want your job. i find work never usually that funny and thats why i listen to comedy skits like this while working.
@harmleyten4
@harmleyten4 3 года назад
@@DW-lx9wt what do you mean, work is hilarious
@3bady25
@3bady25 2 года назад
This guy is so funny, he should host the Golden globes
@NJTDover
@NJTDover 2 года назад
He already did it five times, twat.
@fredsmith-kingofthelunatic7810
@fredsmith-kingofthelunatic7810 2 года назад
@@NJTDover calm down Tinkerbell, you don't think they might have been joking?
@retiredlawman4710
@retiredlawman4710 5 месяцев назад
His comedy logic is out of bounds....IN A GOOD WAY !!!!
@mrtunapie6653
@mrtunapie6653 3 года назад
This has to be one of the funniest bits I have heard him do ever!!
@30daymissionman
@30daymissionman 2 года назад
I’m literally crying watching this 😂
@DrCruel
@DrCruel 2 года назад
God doesn't kill Satan for the same reason that Ricky Gervais doesn't kill Karl Pilkington. They're mates, and they like to take the piss out of each other. If you read the Book of Job you'd see it was an obvious "Monkey News" bit.
@timbroski4487
@timbroski4487 3 года назад
'like you're brad pitt" made me laugh out loud
@Salamander6969
@Salamander6969 Год назад
Absolutely freaking hilarious. 😂
@jldude84
@jldude84 3 года назад
I was raised christian but this is still funny shit love Ricky.
@rich0373
@rich0373 3 года назад
Poor you.
@tempestive1
@tempestive1 3 года назад
Why wouldn that be a reason for it not to be funny? :p I hope you get to honestly and critically assess your beliefs :) Look into epistemology and fallacies, I think it's useful for every human being to learn about how our brains work!
@fpa417
@fpa417 3 года назад
so was ricky
@kingofkings4917
@kingofkings4917 3 года назад
@@rich0373 ?
@filmandfirearms
@filmandfirearms 3 года назад
@@tempestive1 Because a lot of people, particularly today, are unable to laugh at themselves. Every group has issues, but many people these days refuse to acknowledge that when it's their group
@Flipper-fe9qu
@Flipper-fe9qu 2 года назад
Pure gold just doesn't cover it, not even close. Love it.
@BirrDetonator1989
@BirrDetonator1989 2 года назад
As Christian I can tell you straight up. Ricky Gervais is funny as fuck and his religion jokes are funny. The difference between the most of us and the woke crowd is we believe in our religion so we can laugh at the jokes from a man who doesn't.
@jenspetersen5865
@jenspetersen5865 2 года назад
No the difference between how you view your religion, and the born again/moral majority is that it is not your identity, but something that forms your life.
@zamzamazawarma928
@zamzamazawarma928 2 года назад
@@jenspetersen5865 Man starts explaining how open he is, then proceeds to point the finger at other people. A true Christian indeed.
@jenspetersen5865
@jenspetersen5865 2 года назад
@@zamzamazawarma928 If you live your life by the 10 commandments, then there is nothing that would point you to neither the woke crowd nor the moral majority crowd. I think your definition of being "a true Christian" deviates significantly from the general theme of the new testament - be humble, be good, be kind and respect others. Whether people find their identity in a bastardization of the bible or in wokism, it is not tolerance and kindness that are promoted.
@zamzamazawarma928
@zamzamazawarma928 2 года назад
@@jenspetersen5865 Your definition is theory, mine is practice. Maybe at one point, theory and practice were the same. Say, for as long as 10 minutes after Christ died. Either way I suppose both definitions are valid. So yeah, I agree, M. Wingnut here might be a Christian, whatever that means, but he's definitely not a follower of Christ.
@jenspetersen5865
@jenspetersen5865 2 года назад
@@zamzamazawarma928 Do anybody follow Christ? People follow stories where the earliest were written down app. 40 years after Christ supposedly did his deeds, and what is known as the bible was not collected until about 300 years after Christ. It is a book - the worlds best book probably - that has gone through major rewrites every appx 30 years for the past 1700 years after being passed around orally for for hundreds of years for many of the chapters. Claiming to "follow Christ"" - a historic figure living 2000 years ago, and claiming that you know what that man was really like is pretty far reaching. There is no way that any of us know what a forefather that died 100 years ago was really like, thought....
@bootje4155
@bootje4155 Год назад
Nothing but the truth spoken here....I love this man!!!
@johnmalihi6045
@johnmalihi6045 Год назад
What a legend, a true genius.
@angelah7094
@angelah7094 2 года назад
Hahaha I just adore Ricky 💞! My all time favorite comedian... 😍
@AL-hr9tv
@AL-hr9tv Год назад
Ricky, you're the one and only in your element, and WoW what a oner you are. Stay and grow with who you are coz you're living a life so honestly as you deem fit and so darn wittingly crazy funny, so out if this world. You're a magnificent foetus!!
@dsbg187
@dsbg187 3 года назад
So incredibly funny 😂😂😂
@diatplay
@diatplay 3 года назад
There's a Mark Twain award. There needs to be a Moliere one for Mr. Gervais for Extras, The Office, his movies, and especially his latest show. 🤩😍🤩
@onepunch9203
@onepunch9203 3 года назад
Afterlife?
@Shincism
@Shincism 3 года назад
Afterlife has to be some of his best work.
@onepunch9203
@onepunch9203 3 года назад
Shincism- I agree. Not as outrageously funny like, for instance, The Office, but very funny.....and if you have a beating heart inside, it will also make you cry sometimes. Looking forward to season 3.
@ZenonZolek
@ZenonZolek 8 месяцев назад
OMG i nearly died from laughing, absolutely brilliant
@mistermachiavelli3274
@mistermachiavelli3274 2 года назад
Squidward: People talk loud when they want to sound smart, right? Plankton: CORRECT! That Texas Christian: COREKT!
@GavinHarrisComedian
@GavinHarrisComedian 3 года назад
One of his best stories... ever!
@bubble8829
@bubble8829 2 года назад
I have never before had my whole body ache from laughing.
@samgyeopsal569
@samgyeopsal569 2 года назад
I love this bit, especially the way he said SAY-tan
@leampunkt3678
@leampunkt3678 3 года назад
He is pure gold 😂😂
@christinepage181
@christinepage181 Год назад
I wish I was as intelligent and quick witted as you Ricky Gervais.
@Dysjoint
@Dysjoint 3 года назад
What is it with us as a species that when we come across something we can't explain we create something even more fantastic and unexplainable to solve the problem
@liquidbraino
@liquidbraino Год назад
That's called "God of the gaps". Aka "I don't understand it, therefore god did it". But by that logic god is nothing more than a pocket of scientific ignorance which is getting smaller and smaller with every single scientific discovery that's made.
@hellhound9497
@hellhound9497 3 года назад
I laugh so badly! This guy is crazy LOL
@happybee7725
@happybee7725 8 месяцев назад
“… until it turns out gay..” 😂😂😂 why have I never heard that before? I thought I had seen all the ricky gervais that was available.
@tomb8430
@tomb8430 2 года назад
F*kin' GOLD! Ricky is the best comedian of our times.
@YaBoy99
@YaBoy99 3 года назад
At the last minute, he was killing it.
@mischarowe
@mischarowe 3 года назад
That last part is gold.
@nousername1888
@nousername1888 3 года назад
"Thou shalt not kill" That's why he didnt kill satan Also ignore the flood thing btw pls 😂😂😂
@MrBDRO
@MrBDRO 3 года назад
Surely it "thou" not "I" though... I mean not to be pedantic.
@nousername1888
@nousername1888 3 года назад
@@MrBDRO I said thou not I Or are u saying I should have said "I" not "thou"
@eternaldarkness3139
@eternaldarkness3139 3 года назад
@@nousername1888 he means the commandments do not apply to their author. So... Murdering small children in Egypt us okay as well...
@drodgua
@drodgua 3 года назад
So it's like Batman with the Jocker?
@nousername1888
@nousername1888 3 года назад
@@drodgua ya I guess so
@george8920
@george8920 5 месяцев назад
Smartest comedian on the planet !!!!😂
@micharogalewicz6249
@micharogalewicz6249 3 года назад
This is absolutely amazing. My cheeks hurt so much :)
@newmelon3471
@newmelon3471 3 года назад
@@richardflynn4112 wat?
@lincdc12
@lincdc12 3 года назад
On your face?
@liquidbraino
@liquidbraino Год назад
Try using more lube next time.
@thexskating
@thexskating 3 года назад
I about pissed myself 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@amkelaslight5085
@amkelaslight5085 2 года назад
"Watch your hooves on my testicled"🤣🤣🤣
@dcomp420
@dcomp420 3 года назад
Love this People actually wanna say science isnt real all the while we have satellites that let us do literally everything we do
@anonymousanonymous3112
@anonymousanonymous3112 3 года назад
Jesus
@stephjovi
@stephjovi 2 года назад
People say science is fake on social media, using phones and the Internet 😂.
@barnardcoleman6339
@barnardcoleman6339 2 года назад
Clueless
@Aron-ru5zk
@Aron-ru5zk 2 года назад
What part of the Bible tells you how an iPhone works? Lmao
@alkaholic4848
@alkaholic4848 7 месяцев назад
The principle behind the joke is right - it is an incredible scientific achievement... .... but it probably isn't using satellites. Most comms ("the Internet") go through cables down here on earth, including mind-blowingly impressive massive ones underneath the sea to cross vast oceans.
@codered8030
@codered8030 8 месяцев назад
George Carlin and Ricky Gervais are my fav❤️ comedians
@kerrypower5472
@kerrypower5472 2 года назад
funniest ,cleverist ..that is not a word ! he is the bomb!!
@Brayne01
@Brayne01 Год назад
This should be in a 'Best of Bestofs' - just brilliant
@nicolasrose3064
@nicolasrose3064 2 года назад
"Scients"..... "He's never seen it written down because (science) is not in the Bible".... Total truth right there .
@JPCox123
@JPCox123 3 года назад
I love you, Ricky, for making much needed ridicule of religion and religiosity! 😂🤣
@StephenMerchant-up8sg
@StephenMerchant-up8sg 5 месяцев назад
And Wokery!
@jamestl9301
@jamestl9301 3 года назад
I love it, that the best i can express it🤣🤣
@palmreadings
@palmreadings 3 года назад
Why are they so distended! Bahahaha!! 😂😂😂😆😆🤣🤣
@rachell4417
@rachell4417 3 года назад
Love it, so matter of fact!!
@PaulSlowey
@PaulSlowey 3 года назад
I want to adopt Ricky as my crazy Uncle. Can someone please link to the forms that make this real???
@Senyoln1
@Senyoln1 3 года назад
Rupert the dog might get jealous.
@valsorrell6160
@valsorrell6160 11 месяцев назад
The last bit is priceless !!
@pedroRodriguesMD
@pedroRodriguesMD 5 месяцев назад
This one of his BEST BITS EVER 😂😂
@eugenefindit
@eugenefindit 2 года назад
I wish I had Ricky's wit and sas of countering trolls. 😁
@pjabber5679
@pjabber5679 2 года назад
A troll is basically someone who winds people up, so calling them a troll is basically admitting they drew you in on the fishing line.
@eugenefindit
@eugenefindit 2 года назад
@@pjabber5679 Well, it's how you handle these people that's what's important.
@liquidbraino
@liquidbraino Год назад
@@pjabber5679 Trolls these days are lazy. Back when I was a kid if I wanted to annoy the crap out of total strangers I had to grab the phone book and start dialing random numbers; doing prank calls. My brother and I used to look for anyone named "Chuck" (or Charles) and start singing the "name game" song.
@edthestudent
@edthestudent 3 года назад
He destroyed that tweet lol
@LB-gx7dr
@LB-gx7dr 3 года назад
"Why don't you kill him [Satan] then?" "Because... God moves in mysterious ways"
@Gillsing
@Gillsing 3 года назад
It's surely because he want people to choose him over Satan. And that choice might become unfairly biased if Satan is dead. Besides, it's handy to have someone take the blame for bad stuff. And Satan is probably God's sock puppet anyway, and why would he chop off his own hand?
@harmleyten4
@harmleyten4 3 года назад
@@Gillsing good point
@SuperChoronzon
@SuperChoronzon 2 года назад
@@Gillsing I believe the literal translationof the hebrew "satan", means scape-goat, or adversary, so yea... handy as fk ;o)
@zirak93-2
@zirak93-2 2 года назад
The tweet guy must be proud to have his tweet on his show LOL
@alibobsmarland9572
@alibobsmarland9572 3 года назад
Funniest comedian going. Genius.
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