A year's worth of tshirt sales | Farming Simulator - April 

YESSS! You know you're into a series when you look forward to the start of a new month mostly because of this series.

And that is why I always went for the headers with built in trailer wheels.

Back for my monthly installment of Failure Farming and what a wonderful time it is too! A solid hour of vehicular mishaps, errant pallets and a scathing self analysis of seeding techniques is a great way for me to start my Friday morning. Lovely stuff Colonel.

The reason the seeder has two "whatnots" is the top one is for "vertilizer". It "vertilizes" and plants at the same time.

A return to top form in the first 5 minutes. Loving it!

Oooh! Truck's stuck, Steggs. Now to watch the video...

A full hour of CF? Yes, please. A full hour of CF playing FS? Oh yeah, definitely! Thanks for the usual amount of giggles watching one of your videos, CF...👍

i spat tea all over the floor because i laughed uncontrolably when you got that truck in a pickle,thanks colonel great episode

Finally all caught up with the news on the Farm. The tin sheet roofs at Grazer ridge are really sturdy to be able to nosedive MAN trucks.

the michael schumaker reference hit home. reminds me watching the king growing up

Xerion can be setup with a front 3 point, it's just not a store standard. The Modhub version is paintable and has tracks as an option.

Almost better then payday. A new episode of Farming Sim with the Colonel

Classic start and even better ending!! 😊

Only 5 mins. in but already worth it. lol

April is when the Colonel sows his oats.... I'll see myself out.

"i blame the cat"

thanks colonel you got me back playing farming sim again :)

Me, watching the Colonel unloading the last of the clothes pallets at the start of the episode: "Oh, the pallets missed the sell trigger, surely the Colonel will just autoload the pallets back onto the truck and thus into the trigger." Me, a few moments later: "This is going to be the Farming Sim version of the footpath episode, isn't it?" Edit: Me, another few moments later: "Dammit..."

Just a quick one, this was sufficiently funny 😂 I didn't laugh all the time, in fact I cringed slightly, but the correct amount. May this comment feed your gratification levels sufficiently. Much obliged, a humble viewer.

People might wonder how long until Turnips realises he's been ripped off and got an 8T engine instead of a 9T in his shiny new combine... Not I.. Oh no, I don't wonder because I know he won't.

Fairly sure there is a smaller version of the extended trailer that is not running the articulated front axle. The larger ones need a dolly, or have the front axle, but the one thats a similar size to the tray on that truck isnt. CoursePlay helps with the FS22 dumb workers that like to miss loads of field or in some cases trundle off seeding over existing growing crops because they decided to. Step 1: Define a CP field shape by drawing it (or you might be able to use detect field shape). Step 2: Get your machinery setup, correct seed, implement, whatever. Step 3: Open course generator and generate a course. Select number of headlands (1 or 2 is usually good). Generate the course. Step 4: Open CP worker menu to make a job, target the field for field work, and start the worker, it will drive to the place you selected to target the field, then turn around and go to its begin point, and start the job. It will follow the course until its done (or full if harvesting, empty if seeding, etc). There is other things like saving and reusing the same course for say a baler following a combine, but I have never figure it out properly. That said I have only used CP once or twice. Side note, you can generate a field of any shape on meadow grass (no field in game), then attach a plow or subsoiler with the cultivator allowed create field mod, define a course for it and tell the CP worker to go plow a new field. Vanilla workers just scream at you that they cant find a field. I really should use CP more, its quite helpful really. 49:28 could have taken the weeder to the mechanic part of the shop, repaired/painted it and sold it for much more. Selling from the store page gives less coin as if its not at the store when you sell it, plus you cant repair and repaint. Its unfortunate that the John Deere is the only one in the base game with the 50ft header. The rest are limited to 40 or 45ft.

Watch the colonel sowing his oats and scattering seed. Case comes up next week.

shirts sale was 202.985 buckaroos :D thats alot for 11 pallets

does anyone have the heart to tell him there is this one thing pigs wont eat?

I’m here for the big money and big prizes!

Colonel's got a combine 'arvester and I'll go get the key. We'll go up and down the field in perfect 'armony. He's got for'y acres and I got thirty three. Colonel's got a combine 'harvester and I'll go get the key. 😊

We have clearance Clarence 😂

Density. Water /milk / motor fuel is about 8lb per gallon depending on the temperature and pressure. Happy Tuesday. so a million gallons of fuel, is about 8 million lbs. (about 4k tons.)

Truck gymnastics is not as entertaining as watching you ram a combine harvester off the roof but still very entertaining.

Colonel How about zooming out when you use your seeder so you can see it !!! 🤔

The main reason i don't use big equipment is my crap driving skills.

Dog. Branch. Gate.

LOL send it!!

I didn't bother going back in older comments to see if it was suggested already but you keep wishing you'd be able to remove fences and other stuff. There is a mod for that. It's called Map Objects Hider.

I will take your word on the profits being very good, Colonel but I'm not understanding the conversion. How many litres (L) is 442,830 €?

ROFLMAO 🤣

I'd write a disturbing amount of words. But im afraid the comment might blow up from eight and a half thousand poopy words

Case 2 !@#** . That's a Case International Harvester, How dare you sully the name of International Harvester.

:) Very entertaining :) The "Austin Powers" manoeuvre?

Here comes farmer Failure with a whole truckload of metal freshly harvested from his fields. I wonder what he used as fertilizer?