Shmo, Josh, and Noah react to George Carlin's hilarious "Abortion and 'The Sanctity of Life'" bit Social Media, Apple Podcasts, Spotify: linktr.ee/mill... Music by Rylan: / rylanladion
George Carlin is by far THE BEST comedian ever, simply because he's being himself telling the truth. A truth that is very inconvenient for a lot of people. R.I.P. George.
I saw George Carlin in the mid 80’s in Dayton, OH which is where his wife was from and where he they were married. I was and still has a large Catholic population. The first joke he said was “ Have you ever noticed that the people who are against abortion are people you wouldn’t want to f¥€k anyways?”. That began a steady trickle of snowflakes who got up and left as George was on a roll and had something to offend everyone. Best live comedy show I ever saw before or since.
Jim Jefferies famously said, "I'm telling jokes. This is not a TED Talk." He is one of the funniest living comedians. George broke that rule. He gave TED Talks, featuring special guest star: some jokes.
I always tell people, George Carlin wasn't a comedian. He was one of humanities greatest thinkers and philosophers, who also happened to be funnier than shit and tell jokes that will leave you gasping for air.
Great reaction guys. You got cheated out of 5 more minutes of material on this topic that preceded this clip. It is from his 1996 HBO special 'Back in Town' filmed in NYC. He 𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘥 his special with the following: "Why... why... why is it, that most of the people who are against abortion are people you wouldn't wanna f#ck in the first place, huh?" George is the GOAT IMO.
@Reverend Mr Black "pray" away, "Reverend"! As for me being dealt "with in very severe ways", i suggest watching this clip (specifically 0:39-1:15): ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-8r-e2NDSTuE.html
@Reverend Mr Black well, nothing you said is true, and even sounds a bit crazy, but hoofully you can find some pro help sometime soon before you become a danger to others.
@Reverend Mr Black you're twisted up by you're weird cult. The idea of a God being real is superannuated in the age of reason, and you take it 4 steps further into fundamentalism which makes it not just weird but dangerous.
Oh another Carlin routine that’s hilarious is “Guys named Todd”. It’s not only funny as hell but the rhythm, flow and timing of his word play is an amazing use of language. Pure art. I’d also recommend you listen to some of his album work from the 70’s. His demeanor is more laid back but his use of language is still brilliant. Seven dirty words is probably the best example of his work from that era and it literally led to a Supreme Court case on free speech and censorship.
It's like with Jim Jeffries and his bit on gun control, where he said he doesn't accept "bullshit arguments and lies". George didn't accept bullshit arguments and lies either.
So glad to see Millennials coming to know George Carlin. His monologues are timeless. I wish he were here now to comment on the comedy fodder that is Donald Trump.
I was raised on Carlin. My first book I remember truly enjoying was Brain Droppings (he wrote it). I was only 12, so a bit early to be reading that stuff but I brought it to science class one day to read on the side. My teacher saw it and laughed and just told me to not let other kids see it.
There was more to this that was at the beginning, but for some reason this particular video started in the middle of this routine. LOVED your reaction, HOPE you do MORE George Carlin reactions. I MISS him, he was the BEST!
You guys gotta check out the bit that follows this one called “Death Penalty”. He starts into it at the very end when he says “The same way we made up...” and then the video cuts off.
Are you pregnant in a Red State? If you are pregnant in a Red state, then contact your elected state representatives and demand they send your Fertilized egg a Covid19 economic relief check, then let us know whether you get a Covid19 relief check, or an admission from your Republican Representative that a fertilized egg is NOT a human being.
The segment that came after this in this 1996 HBO show was "Capital Punishment". Haven't seen if you reacted to that one yet or not. you can also see it listed as "Death Penalty". Nice to see the younger gen enjoy the OG's.
Guys if you hop on the carlin train....you gotta react to the full 7 dirty words video. Other than Pryor that was the main video that opened the door to our new age of comedy
There’s so many George Carlin bits that you should react to. Modern man, losing things (the version that’s part of his HBO special Playing With Your Head) people who oughta be killed, time, sports, baseball vs football, proud to be an American/god bless America, taking off your hat, things we say when people die, keeping people alert. Those are just some of the many George Carlin bits that you should react to.
Only because you guys are Carlin's fans and pretty much understand his way of saying things ("It's funny, but it makes a lotta fucking sense"), welcome me to your channel. Another millennial tuned to your vids. Greetings from narcoparamilitary-ruled Colombia.
Guys- One of Carlin's earliest jokes about abortion. 'Did you ever notice that women who are against abortion...........are women you wouldn't want to **** in the first place !!' .
Could you guys please react to Kathleen Madigan's and Maria Bamford's stories from "This Is Not Happening "? They're both hilarious. Love you guys. Thanks.
You got the wrong clip. You missed "Cause chickens are decent people". Also the intro. "Why is it that most of these people who are against abortion are people you wouldn't want to bleep in the first place?"
Hey guys, remember he said "when he reach the age of reason". You have to also remember the man's mind/intellect was as sharp as a blade. For people like him every question, regardless of the question, is thought about seriously. Otherwise, what's the point of thinking? There are NO thought experiments! So if there's anyone to make a legitimate argument about religion, wouldn't it 'be' him? You know he's not a liar! If you were to give the same weight of thought as to what he was saying... ...where would you actually land!?🤨 I mean ...yeah ...he's hilarious! But 'is' he making a legitimate point? If so, then why aren't 'you' taking it [your life] more seriously?🤔 Inquiring🧠's would like to know...🕵🏼♂️ 😜
@@reginthehoneybadger8957 It's an expression used a lot in my day (56) to invoke one to think. Sort of a joke & being serious at the same time. Those guys are smart and have good heads on them. I guess the thing that bugs me the most is their lack of initiative. Then again, they would have MY generation to thank for that. Now wouldn't they!?🙄
I Promise if you watch everything George put out in his short lifetime....you Three will be the smartest of your generation and probably half of mine too...lol!!!
He was wrong on one thing though. Period eggs are NEVER fertilized. That's literally why women have periods. That's also why women can't get periods while pregnant.
This video is the separation of those who are and those who are not. How about motive of those who are doing this things. It's what will condemn or justify someone.
@@47imagine Nope. I love fighting with people online. I once got in an argument with this guy online and told him I would kill his wife. I did a little sleuthing and found out he was my dad. People talk shit. You talk shit. I talk shit. Point is I’m on my 10th beer and I’m all out.
It was both hilarious and made you think. All I saw on the reaction was laughter. My guess is jstrhan2 is anti-abortion, which is why he isn't laughing. And also why Carlin making him think, is annoying him.
@@richardjones4662 : Yes, I am anti abortion, as any sane person should be. However, this has nothing to do with my opinion as to Carlin's decline in 'funniness'. It is quite obvious. BTW, I have all his stuff and have watched his HBO specials several times. My conclusion is based on all this. I am not 'annoyed' at all, just sad and disappointed. IMO, his decline in 'funniness' started about the time of the death of his first wife.
There is hope for sinners. When you die, you are going to stand before God and give an account for your life. Because God is good, He is going to judge you according to the perfect, moral standard of His Law. If you've ever lied, stolen, or taken His name in vain; He will find you guilty of breaking his Law. Because God is good. he must punish your sin; and the punishment for all sin against God is eternity in Hell. But God is also merciful, loving and kind in that He provided one way to escape that punishment; and that was through the gift of His Son Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ: fully-God and fully-Man, without sin. He Died on the cross a death He did not deserve, in order to take upon Himself the punishment you rightly deserve, for your sins against God. And then three days later He forever defeated sin and death when He rose from the grave. What God requires of you is that you repent (turn from your sin and turn toward God) and by faith alone, receive Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior. Repent & Cry out to Jesus our only savior today!!! He can save you. Cry out to Him! Please do it today!
There is a God of whom my prayers poor as I am, no favor request; I watch the world and its affairs Cherish the good, forget the rest; And Pleasure, regardless of how priests may prate, My modest creed does not offend Gaily I drink, and leave my fate To God, the good folk's friend! Beside my pillow, Poverty Sits brooding, but I heed her not Thanks to Love and Hope, you see, I dream a bed of down my lot. Mine's no stern God that priests create, Gentle is he, to whom I bend; Gaily I drink, and leave my fate To God, the good folk's friend! A conquering depost drunk with Power, Nations and dynasties down flings, The dust his charger's proud hoofs shower Begrimes the sacred brows of kings, Crawl on, crawl on, ye fallen great, What reck I how your glories end? Gaily I drink, and leave my fate To God, the good folk's friend! Oh, our forebonding friend the priest With all his prophesies of gloom! On hellfire how he loves to feast, The end of time, the crack of doom! Come, Ceridwen, your cheeks inflate, In flame, and thunder-cloud descend! Gaily I drink, and leave my fate To God, the good folk's friend! What, God a God of anger? Pooh, He made all and loves all he made; The wine he gives; my dear friends; you; Love which is his creating aid The charms of all these dissipate The nightmares priests rejoice to send Gaily I drink, and leave my fate To my God, the good folk's friend!
Well, you can think that, but if there really is a god, I'm going to ask him why if he so loved the world as he claims, he ordered Joshua to kill the Amalikites including hacking children and infants to pieces. And yeah, I can judge God. Because of all the horrible things attributed to God, it doesn't square that he was all goodness and love. In fact, with all the horror man generally does to one another, just seems to me, just seems to me that most of these tales that are written are tales written by men to justify the savage brutality as devine providence. Total BS.
