Absolute Mad Lads - Al Capone 

No dorr

He was a good lad

Thanks for the durink daddy!

ah oh

No

Ye, true dat.

this is good one for the advertisment

You can carve a smile on a persons face with a gun.

"asdlgjlk agniekködfiöo pngrpdknfg" -Al Capone with neurosyphilis

Imagine the damage you could do with a smile and two guns

Tbf syphilis was probably a problem they had to deal w as a couple

How did al Capone get syphilis anyway dankula didn't really explain

@@sleepygrouch8361 Having sex with people who have syphilis. I don't think Dank needs to explain that...

@@sleepygrouch8361 banging hookers

@@sleepygrouch8361 He said it happened while he was working with a brothel. So we can assume.

@White Cleric ah I figured it out Scottish people = Nazis.

Thanks

Hero Gamlo tysm ♥️

*slashed

@Milk and six million cookies Dueling scars was more an imperial German thing, a lot of older nazis just ended up having them because they grew up with the culture that glorified fencing. It was well out of fashion by the time the nazis kicked off.

everytime he says hit he sounds like hes gagging

or got a bad case of the hiccups

You should hear them say Squirrel or Burglar Alarm

Muhr-duh.

Och NAW! Not anathurl MULRLDHURH!!!!

Holy shit is tha-jo reference? Huh that was weird.

Kono Yoni Wa Kekka Dake Da Nokuru.

delete

scotcheggable this is as many JoJokes as this video needs. This was clever, and I feel like any more than this would qualify as spam 😂

Wow Wow Wow Wow Wow Wow Wow Wow

Did he really say that? That’s hilarious! 😂

@@JMiN___ Haha

"You get a punch! And you get a punch! And you get a punch! You all get punches!!" *thunderous applause*

Women deserve equal rights! And lefts!

Syphilis brain enthralled feminism is the creme de la creme of the matriarchy!

Wait really?

Time magazine was actually pretty damn Anti-Semitic back in the day. No joke.

BrightDrake _99 I think he was the 1933 man of the year, so he was obviously already a bad person, at this point all he had done was use anti semitism to get into power, but he hadn’t created the concentration camps yet. So basically all he did at this point was use hatred to get power and fix Germany’s economy. So I can see how this could happen. Also a lot of people didn’t like Jewish people at the time

@@rickharrison1887 People have hated Jews throughout history. In a rather morbid Irony Hitler's actions ended up making antisemitism unpopular.

Absolute wow

does the goverment lose anything from wagecucks being killed or fucked over?

@@natey9190 But more people killed means less taxes. It's why they're anti suicide.

That's such a fucking dead meme

@@raymondclifford6742 Or so you say to an eight month old comment.

@@ssholum fair enough.

k

Pro state propaganda.

down with the state

@@reginald8623 *BEGONE ANARCHIST*

@@MrBao-yt7bk pig

Never mess with americas money

CrazzyJ0123 I thought taxes

Dont forget the syphilis..

CrazzyJ0123 don’t fuck with the IRS Cuz u can buy politicians but as soon as your not paying your dues to tax then your ass is fucking grass as far as tax collectors are concerned

Dont fuck with the IRS

That scene popped into my head as well. Lol

Peter Banderas same

First thing that came to mind

we really do live in a society

Glad to see like minded people in comments

This has 44 likes but that fucking mongoloid above you goin “durr Hillary Clinton is the most successful gangster ever durrr” has over 300. I hate the world

@@SunG0D936 Cry more libshitter.

@@GoyBenius_0901 silly republican't

Seems like we can do a lot.

You deserve a Glasgow smile for that

Next is a lightning strike, but luckily he didn't get back up.

@@Matt_10203 or so you think

Matt if the lightning didn’t work then total organ failure is the plan g

@@khurelbatbayanbat7913 And if that somehow failed, God was just going to take a page out of Joseph Joestar's book of tricks and yeet him into space, where Al Capone would eventually stop thinking.

Al Capone: I can do this all day.

blablablablabla “He defrauded a major corporation.”

The jocks for ya init. Probs had slashed 50 people that night before they caught up with danks

10 out of every 20 people in glasgow have probably nearly been chibbed

kysjah I live about 40 minutes out of Glasgow and over the summer 3 young teens got slashed in my area...it’s a thing that happens.

nah man

GaKoPop Download RAID: Shadow Legends in the App Store today

@@not___evan5507 don't forget to use the link in the description for 100,000 free sliver and epic champion.

@Mike Oxenfire keep going man please update us on how many you end up doing

pathetic im here for the ad and the magikarp in the background

Uninstall it

That’s me on every yt vid

Change your skip length to five seconds.

the only thing that makes me somewhat sad about dank. That games stupid trash with alot of money.

@Hunter Ansorge I don't know what your saying. I make great money and don't need to be sponsored by a garbage game . The reason it annoys me is its barley even a game and dank has been a moralistic fellow for awhile so it's weird he sells out to them. Though we all gotta make money. Honestly if you read this comment how much would an add spot cost? I'd happily throw you a few hundred bucks for a shout out lol.

@@drakoinx Dank's channel was demonotized for a year and a half. Raid literally paid for his baby. It's not "barely a game" either. You might not like mobile games, which is fine they are all preditory with their money grabbing, but they are games regardless.

Bruh awesome name!!!

Ted Fundy The Bay Of Fundy

It wasn’t Canadians helping the American underworld, it was also italian crooks here looking to line their pockets by helping smuggle booz to the states

Dylan L Ontario has had its own fair share of shady underworld characters too, such as Rocco Perri (Canada’s Al Capone, or King of the bootleggers), or Johnny Pops Papalia, once an enforcer for a family from NYC expanding their reach here in Canada, Mr. Pops ended up running his own rackets and what not in and around Toronto after earningg a few stripes and some protection from bigger families.. he was eventually whacked tho in a gangland hit in one of Canada’s more.. shady towns. All in all, even with street gangs on a rise as the demand for drugs grow in Ontario, it’s for certain that most if not all of it is still run by a very secretive underworld. Bikers had a scene in ontario, but they bowed to the mob and were quickly dismembered by the police anyway, most likely still italian crooks with nicer suits running things still

I don’t support these shmucks one bit. Ontario has a really low crime rate thanks to more organized gangs running things who have the power to keep the peace and the money flowing, but a lot of innocent lives have been lost. They love to blow up cafes and restaurants, or murder any thoughts of competition, the police are paid off and with the heavy history of corruption in ontario, the mafia have thrived here since the early 1900s without question. These are bad men who have plagued communities across southern Ontario in the name of earning a few extra bucks to blow on nice cars and fancy dinners.

What the fuck is that anyway?

@@Len_M. It's a Magikarp, a fish Pokemon, just... edited just a touch :D

I was very distracted the entire video

@@Len_M. THICCKARP

I think that’s a hentai reference on his computer screen... By god... WHAT THE F*** is that?! WHAT IS THAT PRIVATE PYLE?!

This would be a good one. Dracula was the first one to use biological warfare :D

Temüjin Borjigin What do mean first to use biological warfare? The classics were slinging shit well before Dracula

@@funnyguy5746 Not like Vlad

To be fair Ghengis you would also be a goodd cannidate for absolute Mad Lads

@@alpharius8264 Yes I would

“Great grandad” “grandfather” which is it?

@@Foxy.Tea. he was my great grandfather, but he was around enough that I just called him grandpa

@@Foxy.Tea. I smell some bullshit!

@@Foxy.Tea. lol please god be kidding

@@Foxy.Tea. his grandfather probably inherited his great grandfathers barn which is where he hid makes sense once you consider the barns ownership could have been transferred

Fuck yes

Yes this! You might even get an interview lol

That man is on another level, great suggestion

wunderwaffenhund Dual wielding pistols while having consensual sex with a whale for an ancient Polynesian manhood ritual

protecter of computers

Toxic masculinity has been crushed by the people! Huzzah for feminism! Also, lets never wash or shave our twats and eat as much as we possibly can.

bro chill im only 17 not 40

Polo organized crime in which you ruin thousands of peoples lives and make an industry of their suffering and fear: manly. ah, good to know.

@@UrFellaJerry "I'm only 17 not 40" That's exactly what a 40 year old virgin would say... 🤔

@@RussianBot-xu7wl *Said the Russian bot*

Or an Irish tap dancing song

Or alternate lyrics for The House of the Rising Sun.

@@redswasted8624 lol

My mother was a seamstress She sewed my new blue jeans My father was a shavin’ man Down in Kentucky

The irs are thugs

Lol nah

Not even the joker wanted to mess with the irs

Pussy lol typical cat person. Totally whipped by society - sad.

@@TheRealJaded what's that gotta do with liking cats 💀 Go against the IRS, I dare you lmao

Boardwalk Empire is such a good show.

'Fact..otum'

I’m digging the profile, AS YOU WERE

RG 12 my man, mad fer it LG X

@@rothaarige3896 I didn't mind her in the first few seasons where she served to explore Nucky's character, but that plot with her and Joe Kennedy was fucking pointless filler.

when the moody kid in art class is angrily scribbling muttering to himself, "I'll show them".

that'll be the series finale

Most people don't know that he was an absolute unit in world war 1 and literally talked his way out of getting shot by a British soldier on the battlefield. That'd be a pretty amazing video.

Special guest: everyone's favourite pug!

Special guest pug

Tbf gangster tend to be more interesting then serial killers.

Al capone is more famous but the internet is 70 percent true crime at this point.

I don't agree with your comment. I liked so I could make the likes 420 on 4/20

Green river killer would be way better than ted, how many did ted kill, less than 20? Green river had more than 75 confirmed.

Stuart Mccuaig but Gary ridgeway was a little bitch

I love how accurate this is

And pay the tax man.

@@UnprofessionalProfessor The modern Tax system is a very well managed extortion racket. It's not voluntary and is inforced under the threat and use of violence and imprisonment. The governments of today will be seen as one of the many crime syndicates of yesterday. All the horrors they've commited, from drone strikes, to the starving of millions of people to death over trade sanctions will be carefully documented in fine detail within all the history books of the future.

@@rebelglory5898 You... don't seem to understand as much as you think you do.

@@rebelglory5898 And?

@@rebelglory5898 Easy there, McVeigh.

DARTHMOBIUS, dude. There are taxes for every town, city, county, state aside from on the national level. Anywhere you live in the United States you are obligated to pay taxes. Theres taxes on almost everything. You can go a long time without paying your taxes sure but they will eventually come after you regardless of what you say or do. You refuse to pay and they send you to prison. You can work out agreements with the government to make payments on your taxes but you can't just outright avoid paying your taxes lol. Source: am american who has been audited and who met his wife in the process 😀

Still genius after 70-plus years, thank you for this.

Good old Mr grease paint mustache

Nicky snitching is a good way to get snitched on. Can’t snitch if they’re dead.

Tyler ikr? The bombs were brutish, but he understood fundamentally “when someone was too difficult to be worth the trouble” kinda thing. Still extremely barbaric. Predecessor to ISIS kek

@@YayaBunWa Lol, Capone was on the wrong side of the prohibition to be on the same side as ISIS.

The dude actually managed to order a bombing run from a fucking plane over the American Soil? Or were they IED?

More than likely a few sticks of dynamite. Probably stolen from a quarry or something from somewhere around the northeast.

@Dimitri Telvanni got em.

Dimitri Telvanni damn

You wot m8?

Typical coke addict thinking lmfao

John Gotti would be a good one too

nice pick mate

I mean, bringing effing hippos to the amazon has to count towards the Mad Lad point count.

Escobar, in my view, is the spiritual successor to Capone. Humble beginnings, climbs up the ladder with nothing but willpower and some business savvy, reaches the top of a massive organization only to expand it further, only to be taken down in his mid-40s by a bunch of Federal agents with no fucks left to give.

Eh, his story is mainstream. I prefer Heriberto Lazcano (Z - 3 as he's known) the most feared narco to have ever lived. Most narcos are somewhat praised for helping communities and even viewed as saints. Not Z - 3 though, he was a ruthless warmonger who became infamous for his "tamales" incident.

Because getting busted for an unoriginal thing that have jailed lesser men would kill the joke

The Thompson submachine gun wasnt really used by the mob

@@abrakadabra4966 they probably used similar weapons but they were all referred to by a Popular Incorrect but umbrella Term Tommie Gun. It's sort of like how apple was the name for "Fruit", so probably a broad series of weapons that were automatic or Semiautomatic were referred to as Tommie Guns

Even Walter White aka "Heisenberg" had to tone down due to the threat if getting an audit. Getting millions of illegal money isn't hard. The trick is to successfully launder that money.

@@chriscormac231 He's scared of the IRS, genuinely.

And the Right Wing Mafia is born.

What is the War on Drugs? A better comparision

Capone would, unironically, make the city more safe.

Thanks Jesus

Yea thanks jesus

Fuck off satan, noone likes you.

@@Hamsterdami Jesus Christ Jesus Christ, you don't have to be such a meanie bo beanie about it.

Community Manager Jesus Christ your dad is gay

I dont think you understand

Oh no, I understand why he said it, code of Omertà and all. I’m just surprised the police accepted that as a valid response.

@@XXStrong1 I don't think they actually took it as legit but probably realized they woupdnt get anything out of him with how he answered

That was just Frabk Gusenburg's stand, he could manifest Bullets in his Chest Cavity. It wasn't a very good Stand.

@@catdogfishdogcats [Emperor's Clothes] - Whereas Emperor is a gun, Emperor's Clothes lives up to the tale by shooting the stand user. Possibly the most self-defeating stand since [Cheap Trick]

MYERDER

Mulrdelrd

Muhrduhred.

Mor-dor'd

Mulded

I WILL REIGN I’ll never forget that episode lol

“But the IRS? Noooo thank you!”

In the words of Saul, "If they can get Al Capone they can get you."

That jugde fought fire with fire. 'Oh, so you can manipulate people, control the jury and sabotage the other party? OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU BITCH!'

@@jabloko992 your comment game is on point!

blues and bullets?

*sips*

Am strangle hard

Bring a towel

i cant stop looking at it

@@miwoj why would you want to stop.

Sounds like your grandmother was full of shit.

Oh for sure and then he clapped and gave her $100

mate 100 is too much for that time, try $5@@Confused_Dog

@@Confused_Dog Capone worked with hundreds of thousands of people over the course of his career. Fast forward a century and the direct descendants of people he worked with must be in the millions. It really isn't that unlikely, especially considering that someone with that family history would be more likely than most to seek out a video like this

If he had punched a male teacher though he would have just "punched his teacher".

What a pro-gamer move

Isn't it a vibe check instead because the teacher was catholic? *thonk*

Thot vanquished

As an Italian....... I FIND THIS FUCKING HILARIOUS!

@@SomethinSikYou: Laughs in Italian

@@mrcocoloco7200 no surprise that the guy with a jojo name uses dry overused memes/meme formats

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@@mrcocoloco7200 - I think 'you are probably autistic' is most likely autistic.

Top kek

Hahaha! I like that better than “Scarface”!! Not sure how Al would have liked it though!!!🤔😂🤣

Al is one of the few thot patrol pioneers.

Highly underrated comment

"Anime fight music starts playing"

BigBlack81 actually that sounds about right

Eat food

Be celibate instead.

@John Toas based?

Eh. I don't care for condoms

For the IRS, that's not fast enough.

@@notsocoolguy8492 IRS: "Mr. Laden, you owe a balance of 345,742.53." Laden: " I thought I owed just over 200,000!" IRS: " With interest and penalties...

@@adamburdt8794 Laden: you know what!? I'm gonna blo- IRS: Blow yourself up? Yeah right, we already removed the explosives, and sold them to pay off some of your debt. Now you owe us $345,741.

@@notsocoolguy8492 lol that's a good one. IRS: Plus it has been past the 18 hour period we give you to pay us. So it's 346,000.00

@@adamburdt8794 thank you.

IRS: Ever made your way as far into the interior as Chicago?

Probably went down because it was under reported and/or the numbers fudged by crooked officials in the chain of command

The 5th Courier One of the most iconic.

@@benisrood So are most people on the Mad Lad show, what's your point?

Benjamin Rood from your perspective

@Taselukaneta Bob Ross? Simon Mann? Naked Rambler? Cat Man? Jack Churchill? White Death? John Smeaton? Do you even watch the show?

@Taselukaneta Churchill wasn't a bad guy

fash the nation. Plz

I mean, quite a lot of them arrived before he even rose to power. The Italian Mafia actually played a role in WW2.

@@PravdaKatyusha Sure it's not 100% I'll admit, but the influence was severely reduced. I have many friends and family that can attest to this. Same with drug cartels in the Philippines under Duterte. Turns out 'YOU'RE A FASCIST" might not be so bad of an insult after all, eh?

Not quite. A lot came over with the wave of Italian immigrants in the late 19th century. The thing with the fascist was that they did not care much for separate groups and authorities, and they had no qualms killing opponents. It's like if the police were just another mafia, with more people and more guns

@@HamsterInMyHead The 'opponents' they were killing were Communists standing in the way of the will of the People. Life is a team sport, and Fascism is the rulebook! We disobey the Natural Order at our own peril.

Dudes gotta pay bills somehow

I don't think so. He's too professional to do a half-arsed job.Dank strikes me as appreciating the chance when he's been shafted by so many. He might be imagining certain people as creatures you can slaughter in the game, however, LOL.

It Was A Joke Woosh

@@elementaldemon4624 woosh

Oh it was a joke guys, I guess we've been tr0lled xDDD

K ris He Beto’d

doom7ish Yes please

You mean Saruman?

@@maxscardanelli6185 yes

He did a heavy metal album.

Max Scardanelli you mean Dracula

Remember to stay hydrated

tis a buff magikarp

Oscar Muffin it’s fuckin thicc jake from adventure time

Ultra-buff Magikarp

Thicc karp

You mean God

This needs to happen

*LEMMY LEMMY LEMMY LEMMY LEMMY*

This is needed

hell be fine

Shitty iPhone 'game' for 4-5 year olds

A wouldnt HST is a poser and a bitch

Oh yes

meh

@Eddie R Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas was basically the aftermath.

People need to get off Hunter S Thompson's nuts. He wasn't that fucking special.

Are you from sask too? I feel like there is so little interesting history here that we have really grabbed on hard with that one. I remember visiting the tunnels under the city that led to the businesses he owned for smuggling and money laundering.

He also spent a lot of time in northern Wisconsin and would visit my family's farm. Degos be tight.

@@haydencapps Yeah I live here. Saskatchewan has alot of interesting history, especially with the first settlers and Louis Riel, but the Moose Jaw tunnels seems to be a big one. I never visited the tunnels but I only live a few hours away so maybe one day.

@@jizunk_in_my_trizunk Dude that's badass. Does your family have any pictures with him?

@@eaglebearer yeah I mean I know it has interesting history, just being a relatively new place it doesn't have a whole lot of interesting history like other societies that have been around for longer. At my job I get to know hundreds of families every year and even their personal histories and the histories or their communities are very interesting and there are many very unique places and culture. Not much of any interesting history is known or focused on by most people as a whole here I find though and that's more what I mean. I'm about 1 hour and a half west of Moose Jaw.

God everytime I see a road... OH GOD NO ANOTHER ONE

@Steve BURCHELL You fucking NARK!

He was so competent that other officers hated him.

😂😂😂😂😂😂

InstinctThat couldn't believe it when I heard it. That rainbow-haired gringo has gone too far on this one

U dnt no wot ur taking about, man. BTW, any idea wot his son is upto? Askn 4 sum new frendz

I am Not T6IX9INE I know what I'm talking about. Stop taking your info from Lil Peep he doesn't know half of what 69 said on my boy Scarface. It's disgraceful.

@@rhodamarquez6539 r/whoosh

And something the state better not forget: It exists because of the will of the people. Dont make us bring out the guillotines.

@@funnyanimalshorts643 wasn't it the state that used the guillotines against the people?

@@sweatysocks8214 during the french revolution the royal's heads were first. Then those who helped get the new leaders in power. Then the enemies of the new leaders. Then the new leaders heads had to go. So it goes until everyone is tired of the bloodshed. Takes a while. For my part, I think there are things worth dying for.

@@funnyanimalshorts643 Okay 2 things. I just find it funny were arguing on RU-vid comment section. On a comment that was a joke. And 2 during the war the royals weren't executed first but last.

@@sweatysocks8214 of course the state will execute and assassinate until they are deposed. I was talking about after they are deposed. I am not trying to appear to argue. Do you hear a confrontational tone when you read my comment? Try imagining it in a robot voice lol

NO SPOILERS

KEKKA DAKE DA!

I second this, I want to see the man who fucked so many women that his DNA can still be found in men across the Eurasian continent.

The guy who declared himself Khan （ruler) of Genghis （those who live in felt huts （sooo pretty much everyone on the Mongolian horde then））Yeah, brass balls

Temujin, the ultimate mad lad

@BeetleBuns he made uday hussein look like Barney the dinosaur

Multipart series for GK. The ultimate madlad deserves no less...

adding an o to no doesn't make it less of a copy paste, mate.

Oy Blech go play in traffic

@@YTIsRanByFeds goo play in traffic see what i did there

rebel without a comma I doo

harbl99 And Lucky Luciano

@Tin Damn Except the dude died of his wounds. Like, even unto his dying breath he refused to name his shooter.

No, he just wanted it to be handled by his crime family instead of the police.

@@thronethrower4540 You sure about that? Because after he died, his crime family was essentially kaput thanks to Prohibition gangs fighting over the power vacuum and his underlings divvying up his ventures.

@@1krani I said he wanted them to do it. I didn't say it actually happened.

@@thronethrower4540 Fair cop.

dndjdw jdjdks I second the notion for Varg

dead first

Varg isn't nearly as mad a most people in his videos. He's got 1 kill and 7 kids. That's it.

@@bakshev "he's got 1 kill and 7 kids"... So... how old was the kill?

he is still out there isnt he?

Supported an independent content creator? The bastards.

Whomping Walrus they don’t give a fuck about creators my dude they just want that money and are smart. The game is absolutely dick

@@Johndoe-gd4tb who cares about it, their still supporting creators by paying them.

You guys are making it sound so benevolent when really it’s just a marketing scam. They don’t give the faintest shit about supporting content creators, just about advertising to as many gullible idiots as possible. And it seems to be working.

I couldn't give a shit about some jank game . It does however pay this lad enough to lay his table and make some great content that were all here watching. I wonder how many of those knocking it get up and work for nothing so other people have got something to do? I'm also willing to take a bet that the vast majority arent those donating through his patreon either. And of course all their clothes and food are unbranded. Marketing scam !!! what scam ?? OF FUCKING COURSE people who sell products want to make money and want people to know what they have made. How the fuck do folks eat in this other world your touting ?? . I bet you all walk around triggered as fuck for the whole month of December. If you can't ignore a bit of advertising I suggest unplugging everything and poking your eyes out.

Once in the mafia...

JPEG Richard Kuklinski ...fucking legend

Anyone ever read his book? There’s a part where he takes a contract where they wanted the target to “suffer”.. richard tied him up and put him in a cave, set up cameras & waited for some hungry rodents come by.. The tape is left to your imagination

Damn that's a high quality clown you've got there

Change your name, that man is dead.

@@akagamekagerou8567 no

@@akagamekagerou8567 make him

@Abdur Rahman Same