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Absolutely Ruining a $36,000 Minecraft Tournament 

Technoblade
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i play in Minecraft Ultimate and get a few kills to save the orphans
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miracle foundation (my chosen charity for the event): www.miraclefoundation.org/
TEAMMATES:
Calvin: / rodtricked
xNestorio: / xnestorio
OTHER POVs:
TapL: / taplharv
TommyInnit: / tommyinnit
Pigicial: / pigicial
FireBreathMan: / firebreathman
Nardcoo: / nardc0
Pokeaim: / pokeaim
Papaplatte: / papaplatte
Robbo: / robbofunny
become a CHANNEL MEMBER here: / @technoblade
other YT channel (go subscribe): / @technothepig1448
follow me on twitter too: / technothepig
music:
“Last Fight For Freedom” by Edgar Hopp
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“Bay Breeze” by Dylan Sitts
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Комментарии : 46 тыс.   
@CxIvxn
@CxIvxn 3 года назад
It was so fun. thank you for teaming with us. (my shot at 8:10 AMAZING)
@purpledragon6035
@purpledragon6035 3 года назад
They've been tricked, they've been backstabbed and quite possibly bamboozled
@crusadr_4966
@crusadr_4966 3 года назад
You were the true carry even though you died once LMAO
@Cheeriohs
@Cheeriohs 3 года назад
Np! It was fun teaming w you!
@Acecer
@Acecer 3 года назад
Ay yo love your videos i want more rl lol
@dantibblet
@dantibblet 3 года назад
you all are sociopaths
@stonehowl
@stonehowl 3 года назад
In this episode: Technoblade: Technoplane Calvin: 1v4 every team Nestor: _Shot em. Got em._
@imJojie
@imJojie 3 года назад
This comment needs more likes, LOL
@Willimann
@Willimann 3 года назад
its at 500 i think
@gr1mgamer488
@gr1mgamer488 3 года назад
wayy to accurate XD
@mariolahajduk2505
@mariolahajduk2505 3 года назад
lol someone commented the same thing 10 minutes before you
@pokethelily
@pokethelily 3 года назад
@@imJojie found u
@sadaderlangga17
@sadaderlangga17 3 года назад
Their Team is basically 1. Techno : A flying tank 2. Nestorio : A Fuckin Turret 3. Calvin : A crazy swordsman
@meh92
@meh92 2 года назад
A crazy swordman ya say?
@sadaderlangga17
@sadaderlangga17 2 года назад
@@meh92 Ok that sounds better, let me edit that. Idk what's wrong with me a week ago
@wiruzTheWalter
@wiruzTheWalter 2 года назад
@@sadaderlangga17 wat was it before
@asianpersuasion4901
@asianpersuasion4901 2 года назад
berserker*
@Mateo-ov7xx
@Mateo-ov7xx 2 года назад
calvin was the better shooter
@photondemonz7868
@photondemonz7868 8 месяцев назад
I'm telling you. There's no way Techno isn't currently in an isakai rn kicking ass all over again
@spoonmanthe3rd
@spoonmanthe3rd 7 месяцев назад
Reincarnated as a pig?
@q_0191
@q_0191 7 месяцев назад
i love this comment
@ojamaftk9585
@ojamaftk9585 6 месяцев назад
I'd pay so much to watch that anime
@Fish12421
@Fish12421 6 месяцев назад
I was so op in my last life that I was reincarnated as a pig. 😂
@jhobted2058
@jhobted2058 6 месяцев назад
​@@spoonmanthe3rdtheres literally an anime airing this season about a guy who reincarnated as a pig 💀
@thetorterradude
@thetorterradude 9 месяцев назад
That 3v21 has to be one of the greatest battles I've ever seen Rest in peace, Techno
@venuslicetrack
@venuslicetrack 7 месяцев назад
That was an intense epic war
@d1nodray
@d1nodray 4 месяца назад
"We have you 21 to 3." "I like those odds."
@hyperfreeze2714
@hyperfreeze2714 4 месяца назад
@@d1nodray it would be 7 to 1
@d1nodray
@d1nodray 4 месяца назад
@@hyperfreeze2714good point
@ham_sammy3365
@ham_sammy3365 4 месяца назад
Top 10 Best Anime Battles
@Jake-ln6rj
@Jake-ln6rj 3 года назад
Tournament players: “Yeah I’ll lose this tournament when pigs fly” Technoblade: *”hey”*
@greennova4576
@greennova4576 3 года назад
I love it
@skilledsqueaks6746
@skilledsqueaks6746 3 года назад
Bruh that's funny af well played
@SkaarBTW
@SkaarBTW 3 года назад
"wassup"
@dgplayzit4438
@dgplayzit4438 3 года назад
"no you can't be technoplane this is hunger games!" "Haha technoplane go MURDER MURDER MURDER"
@anthonytran674
@anthonytran674 3 года назад
Underrated
@samtherat6
@samtherat6 3 года назад
Event organizers: Hmm, a team of 21 vs 3, I don’t think that will be fair Techno: *You’re goddamn right.*
@hozhuofeng9877
@hozhuofeng9877 3 года назад
21 was not enough to fight 3
@BaridCashTagmout
@BaridCashTagmout 3 года назад
Not enough to fight 1 and that person is techno
@nimragull222
@nimragull222 3 года назад
Wait a minute, you look familiar
@darkamezcua3628
@darkamezcua3628 3 года назад
Underated comment 😂😂
@zanderhandler129
@zanderhandler129 3 года назад
Bring a few dozen more guys, then it'll be a fair fight.
@ScorpionStudios1
@ScorpionStudios1 8 месяцев назад
Chat: You think Techno can win on a team of 3? Organisers: Yeah, when pigs fly Techno: That can be arranged Technoblade Never Dies.
@icemask1098
@icemask1098 6 месяцев назад
“That can be arranged” lmao
@Monster-hm3ut
@Monster-hm3ut 6 месяцев назад
I can hear him saying that 😂
@dakokonut2501
@dakokonut2501 6 месяцев назад
Techno never dies 😢
@Monster-hm3ut
@Monster-hm3ut 6 месяцев назад
@@dakokonut2501 bro he isn't dead he's obviously just not uploaded like he did with the potato war 🙄
@PersonCuber
@PersonCuber 6 месяцев назад
​@@Monster-hm3utI honestly hope so bro, I'd be so happy
@prestoo264
@prestoo264 9 месяцев назад
15:16 finally a player smart enough to realize that a man without a chestplate takes a shit ton of damage
@ItsDeveloper_
@ItsDeveloper_ 8 месяцев назад
exactly
@adilplays2312
@adilplays2312 6 месяцев назад
giga walli
@ethangc081
@ethangc081 5 месяцев назад
but he wasnt smart enough to realize that man is technoblade
@mymumoverwaterstheflowersd8071
@mymumoverwaterstheflowersd8071 4 месяца назад
My man walli
@Quinton_ovo_
@Quinton_ovo_ 3 месяца назад
​@@ethangc081either it was fight at a chance advantage or take the L without dignity. That man did good
@ajrocks5677
@ajrocks5677 3 года назад
"Hey, you think techno can win on a team of three" "Psh yeah, when pigs fly" Technoplane:
@lola126yearsago3
@lola126yearsago3 3 года назад
Ajrocks567 underated
@opa8012
@opa8012 3 года назад
Copied
@kyleroberts3899
@kyleroberts3899 3 года назад
@@opa8012 u copied someone saying copied it was a good comment he can repost
@jthegamer360
@jthegamer360 3 года назад
technoplane never dies
@ferry5133
@ferry5133 3 года назад
@@opa8012 you copied someone saying copied
@Bliitzkriieg
@Bliitzkriieg 3 года назад
“We won with a grand total of 116 kills” “The events previous record was 19 btw” The mega co-op just went in Techno’s favor and got them more kills
@nerd5858
@nerd5858 3 года назад
It was 19 for one person Still though techno got 47 kills Crazy
@jakeelli5129
@jakeelli5129 3 года назад
Honestly those three went wild
@runiki879
@runiki879 3 года назад
actually he got more than that cuz fire aspect may burn enemies to death and he wont get the kill
@Galaxy-ug5ik
@Galaxy-ug5ik 3 года назад
Thing is, he was a substitute and cause more pain then satan
@nerd5858
@nerd5858 3 года назад
RunicIce pretty sure he cleaned anyone who he saw
@-ZM_Gaming-
@-ZM_Gaming- 6 месяцев назад
The scream in every player's soul when they saw technoplane just proves how Techno came really close to getting a degree in psychology, his prescence itself is enough to make even the strongest man run away in fear.
@Case2_0
@Case2_0 6 месяцев назад
That’s why God had to remove him. He was becoming too powerful.
@-ZM_Gaming-
@-ZM_Gaming- 6 месяцев назад
@@Case2_0 he had too much intelligence for this world
@yorgmcsmorglehorfen2278
@yorgmcsmorglehorfen2278 5 месяцев назад
He's like lu bu in dynasty warriors games.
@Akira_2x
@Akira_2x 2 месяца назад
That's why he was sent to an isakai
@burgesskids2101
@burgesskids2101 Месяц назад
you mean the second strongest man, because the strongest man doesn't work cause, Techno IS the strongest man.
@Van-dq4sw
@Van-dq4sw 10 месяцев назад
"This is the part of the video where I tell you to subscribe, I'm trying to get to three million-" *looks at the count: 16.2Mil and rising* You made it, and so much more.
@thelord0virus
@thelord0virus 2 месяца назад
I literally just did that now lol 3:56
@-Brickbro1
@-Brickbro1 2 месяца назад
Flying pigs 🪽🐖🐖
@theminecraftskillz832
@theminecraftskillz832 2 месяца назад
Literally did the exact same thing 😭
@Akira_2x
@Akira_2x 2 месяца назад
Same!
@mcyounglordlauch7012
@mcyounglordlauch7012 Месяц назад
16.8mio xD I just love watching these old videos and reading comments of the community, it's a shame techno couldn't see this...
@mophunt9628
@mophunt9628 3 года назад
Techno: (strategic talking) Nestorio: Shot em Calvin: (roasting enemies) This team is perfect
@thecountercounter9127
@thecountercounter9127 3 года назад
and yet despite speaking entirely different on things, they ALL unanimously agree on the prospect of DIAMOND PANTS FOR TECHNO
@potato.pancake
@potato.pancake 3 года назад
@@thecountercounter9127 i absolutely love how they had the unanimous thought process of “but it would be funny”
@jimmyjawnn2242
@jimmyjawnn2242 3 года назад
"shot em, shot em, shot em, got em"
@catchara1496
@catchara1496 3 года назад
@@corinne-bc7wi I KNOW RIGHT THE MAN’S A SNIPER
@greatestgrasshopper9210
@greatestgrasshopper9210 3 года назад
Gottem
@taleonjaeronamielj.8711
@taleonjaeronamielj.8711 3 года назад
Everyone when seeing the 21 people teamed against Techno: Noooo he'll be massacred Techno: *I am the massacre*
@robopope7584
@robopope7584 3 года назад
It was a massacre. But not against Techno
@HobosCanFly
@HobosCanFly 3 года назад
Techno: Call an ambulance, but not for me
@Polywog_
@Polywog_ 3 года назад
@@HobosCanFly I now right lol
@eny9370
@eny9370 3 года назад
HobosCanFly giv me your money old man!
@bb3110
@bb3110 3 года назад
lmaoooo
@joshbruce8594
@joshbruce8594 7 месяцев назад
12:18 "Knock knock, it's the United States with the air support!" might be my favorite Techno line ever. It's a toss up between that and "I need to take a break from drowning to get a drink of water." RIP Techno you absolute beast!
@betsegg
@betsegg 2 месяца назад
that was a bill wurtz reference, specifically the history of japan video
@kaijames2281
@kaijames2281 4 дня назад
"These orphans are getting destroyed" and "this is the second worst thing that had ever happened to these orphans" are also up there
@Boltclick
@Boltclick 5 месяцев назад
I love how everyone else's video is actually coherent, while Techno, Nester, and Calvin just have a *massive kill montage.*
@lilpink6192
@lilpink6192 3 года назад
"shot 'em" "shot 'em" "shot 'em" "got 'em" his aim is immaculate.
@luicanmihneailie4655
@luicanmihneailie4655 3 года назад
Aimbot confirmed
@Lucas-mb5ee
@Lucas-mb5ee 3 года назад
12:49 LOL
@Infernapalm
@Infernapalm 3 года назад
shot 'em
@Zero2k
@Zero2k 3 года назад
Bro I’m not kidding I was actually thinking those exact words when I was watching him beam people.
@StorableGaming
@StorableGaming 3 года назад
That’s Nestorios whole thing 😭 “shot em” hes been a bow god since forever
@asianotakuguy
@asianotakuguy 2 года назад
The Alliance: "Give up, it's 21 against 3." Technoblade: "That's hardly fair. _You should've brought more people."_
@AceOfStars0
@AceOfStars0 2 года назад
This one your hono(u)r
@Fem_Witch
@Fem_Witch 2 года назад
"Then it is a fair fight."
@illurinatibeans4667
@illurinatibeans4667 2 года назад
"I am not stuck in this magical border with all of you, you are all stuck in here with me!"
@luckless7163
@luckless7163 2 года назад
Alliance: "it'2 21 to 3 surrender" Techno: "I like those odds"
@herofox12
@herofox12 2 года назад
To be fair, they couldn’t really recruit more due to Techno killing them earlier. These are just the survivors.
@jordengg3629
@jordengg3629 9 месяцев назад
It’s a tradition once in a while to rewatch all of his videos
@nana-jv1hi
@nana-jv1hi 7 месяцев назад
I watch them way too often
@ojamaftk9585
@ojamaftk9585 6 месяцев назад
​@@nana-jv1hithere's no such thing as "too often" when it comes to these videos
@itsjidan4927
@itsjidan4927 5 месяцев назад
Never get old
@varram3488
@varram3488 4 месяца назад
same here RIP o7 anytime i feel down I back and laugh at his jokes
@someguy6260
@someguy6260 3 месяца назад
o7
@Fr0stArc
@Fr0stArc 9 месяцев назад
Techno truly was the physical manifestation of the unbeatable boss at the start of old RPG's. Came in out of nowhere, slaghtered hundreds with minimal challenge, and when someone tries to stand up, they get crunched faster than you can say buyers remorse
@sirmidnight2039
@sirmidnight2039 5 месяцев назад
I see you're a fan of BL2. Also, you are 100% correct.
@Fr0stArc
@Fr0stArc 4 месяца назад
@sirmidnight2039 Wait a minute... Hah! Well hang me upside down from a telephone pole naked and leave me to the death of hungry spiderants! You ain't Hyperion! You're a vault hunter huh... You're like a unicorn....
@sirmidnight2039
@sirmidnight2039 4 месяца назад
@@Fr0stArc Gee, another Dead Vault hunter... Handsome Jack's been busy- Wait a minute, You're not Dead! Yes! Claptrap, your metaphorical ship has finally come in- Allow me to introduce myself, I am a Cl4p-TP steward bot, But my friends call me Claptrap- they would if any of them were still alive, or had existed in the first place.
@Fr0stArc
@Fr0stArc 4 месяца назад
@@sirmidnight2039 You're like two peas in a pod! Two bullets in a mag! Two cannibal midgets in a fat guys ribcage!
@canpiv09
@canpiv09 2 года назад
Viewer: "But won't Technoblade just kill everyone?" Organizer: "Yeah, when pigs fly." Technoblade: "I can arrange that."
@Starwarrior-pw5st
@Starwarrior-pw5st 2 года назад
TECHNOPLANE activate
@chewy4722
@chewy4722 2 года назад
technoplane intensifies
@w4yn
@w4yn 2 года назад
@@chewy4722 EEEEERRRRRRRRR VROOOOOOM
@plygem6927
@plygem6927 2 года назад
turret has entered the plane
@kittycatkaii3780
@kittycatkaii3780 2 года назад
@@w4yn technoplane, technoplane, does whatever a technoplane does
@galacticgreyson1015
@galacticgreyson1015 3 года назад
Techno: Can I win the championship Random person: When pigs fly Techno: ok
@polyblank2
@polyblank2 3 года назад
"Proceeds to be a transformer and flies a sword dicretly through their chest"
@jarjardirt2417
@jarjardirt2417 3 года назад
Good joke
@St_Banian
@St_Banian 3 года назад
Technoblade defies all odds
@thepunmaker6801
@thepunmaker6801 3 года назад
Yep
@jeffbaker9180
@jeffbaker9180 3 года назад
*elytra intensifies*
@Djchoruskid
@Djchoruskid Месяц назад
Imagine this with proximity voice chat.... just casually hearing a "TECHNOPLANEEEE" getting louder and louder
@shientioh4865
@shientioh4865 2 месяца назад
They forgot the secret 4th player on their team, chat's money
@Akira_2x
@Akira_2x 2 месяца назад
IM DYING IDK WHAT OT SYA XD
@-ZM_Gaming-
@-ZM_Gaming- 26 дней назад
Techno Support
@RainGames2024
@RainGames2024 12 дней назад
Lol, underrated comment, he woulda still been awesome without it tho. 😁
@Gayassraccoon
@Gayassraccoon 3 года назад
Every team: *screaming when they see techno* Techno, Calvin, and Nestor: *casual talking while committing mass genocide*
@ominous8886
@ominous8886 3 года назад
I love your name, because it perfectly describes techno's team.
@Tam-Ezrac
@Tam-Ezrac 3 года назад
@@ominous8886 God gonna feel guilty about this for a *llllooooonnnnggg* time
@speedy01247
@speedy01247 3 года назад
techno had already won via phycological warfare, he introduced fear deep into the hearts of his foes which lowered their morale and made many a team break upon the mere sight of them.
@ag6371
@ag6371 3 года назад
TapL: *A I R R A I D S I R E N G O E S O F F*
@-ZM_Gaming-
@-ZM_Gaming- 26 дней назад
Techno, nestorio, and Calvin: wdym this is our new found hobby
@orion2826
@orion2826 3 года назад
Everyone: "What happened to the 21 players that surrounds you?" Techno: *_"Gone, reduced to atoms"_*
@paulsad7624
@paulsad7624 3 года назад
Items* Laying on The floor
@bugbug44
@bugbug44 3 года назад
reduced to items*
@smolkidd
@smolkidd 3 года назад
21 players : *BREAKS RULE CROSSTEAMS* techno: bonjour karma:konichiwa turret man(idk his name):ni hao calvin:shalom
@ibeatyoubtw4229
@ibeatyoubtw4229 3 года назад
Bruh I wrote this more than ten hours ago and I got no likes bruhhhh
@blobbloop6754
@blobbloop6754 3 года назад
True how we will never know
@TXnRedPanda
@TXnRedPanda Месяц назад
The raw fear in TapL's voice whenever he yelled "IT'S HIMMMMMMMM" just shows how powerful techno was lol. Rest in peace you absolute legend
@anxiouserbear2582
@anxiouserbear2582 9 месяцев назад
I'm going to miss moments like (8:00) No one will get jump scared by techno during events. No more mass stabbings by him. No beating up other players on servers. RIP Techno, we miss you ❤👑
@dehydrated02
@dehydrated02 8 месяцев назад
Mr beast’s accountants sure as hell won’t miss him Rip 😅😂
@dehydrated02
@dehydrated02 8 месяцев назад
Don’t worry, I’m telling the jokes he would’ve wanted.
@dehydrated02
@dehydrated02 8 месяцев назад
The orphans are free from fear now rip 😢
@UltraPancake-qe6vh
@UltraPancake-qe6vh 2 месяца назад
@@dehydrated02 that was the worst thing ever to happen to those orphans😢
@dehydrated02
@dehydrated02 2 месяца назад
@@UltraPancake-qe6vh I came back to this months later and I’m laughing at my own joke
@user-dm5pv6fm8g
@user-dm5pv6fm8g 3 года назад
Imagine being so scary that people just yell “ITS HIIIMMMMM” when they see you coming
@greenthepokemontrainer3358
@greenthepokemontrainer3358 3 года назад
plz tell me the timestamp of it good sir
@TiptopBreak
@TiptopBreak 3 года назад
@@greenthepokemontrainer3358 I got you but only one of the parts 7:52
@greenthepokemontrainer3358
@greenthepokemontrainer3358 3 года назад
@@TiptopBreak thank you good sir
@user-dm5pv6fm8g
@user-dm5pv6fm8g 3 года назад
11:00
@greenthepokemontrainer3358
@greenthepokemontrainer3358 3 года назад
@@user-dm5pv6fm8g thank you great sir
@iambangleslick
@iambangleslick 3 года назад
*The 21 People* : This is war, *techno* : no, this is a massacre.
@conspiracyofraven69
@conspiracyofraven69 3 года назад
*Boston would like to know your location*
@debelipingvin5
@debelipingvin5 3 года назад
Pretty sure its still kinda the same thing
@Evan-xs8ts
@Evan-xs8ts 3 года назад
US vs EU be like
@janheinzel9013
@janheinzel9013 3 года назад
@@Evan-xs8ts Who's who?
@dgplayzit4438
@dgplayzit4438 3 года назад
No, this is the genocide of the entire universe
@lazertomate24
@lazertomate24 6 месяцев назад
Noah: He can't possibly win in a team of 3 among teams of 4. Techno: 3vs21 like it's nothing lmao
@ImAnoobPSplayer
@ImAnoobPSplayer 9 месяцев назад
Nestorio : Shot em, shot em, got em! Techno : I dont care about the event I just want 30 kills in here. Calvin : *UNCONTROLLABLE MANIACAL LAUGHTER EVERY 30 SECONDS* Calvin's comment idea by : @TeamEchidna
@BadOpen
@BadOpen 3 месяца назад
Calvin: *uncontrollable maniacal laughter every 30 seconds*
@ImAnoobPSplayer
@ImAnoobPSplayer 3 месяца назад
@@BadOpen im gonna borrow this comment ❤️
@ImAnoobPSplayer
@ImAnoobPSplayer 3 месяца назад
@@BadOpen ill put ur name on so u get credit
@orvobx7909
@orvobx7909 2 года назад
"SIR WE'RE SURROUNDED!" Techno: "those poor bastards"
@kuba03100
@kuba03100 2 года назад
Underrated
@feyhem01_
@feyhem01_ 2 года назад
What the heck is that picture man?!
@ae3464
@ae3464 2 года назад
@@feyhem01_ its ham and bread idiot lol
@feyhem01_
@feyhem01_ 2 года назад
@@ae3464 oh boi i get it rn but still its looking like a chicken body
@playonlinegames6418
@playonlinegames6418 2 года назад
@@feyhem01_ pffft HAHAHAHAHA LOL I THOUGHT IT WAS ONE OF THOSE BOT AGAIN WHEN I GIVE A QUICK LOOK TO IT
@brayden2983
@brayden2983 3 года назад
Techno: We Amassed a collective total of 116 kills" Also Techno: *Casually Drops the Fact that the Previous record was 19*
@aclinh7322
@aclinh7322 3 года назад
Nice
@megamansoupreme7122
@megamansoupreme7122 3 года назад
Not only did they beat the record for team kills, they each beat that record with individual kills
@kenahumuza8832
@kenahumuza8832 3 года назад
@@megamansoupreme7122 holy shit theyre op
@Panda10million
@Panda10million 3 года назад
Everyone on that team individually broke the former team record
@Metawire61
@Metawire61 3 года назад
@@megamansoupreme7122 both techno and clvin doubled that count with their individual score
@thundermagnet
@thundermagnet Месяц назад
I love coming back to this video every now and again. My favorite part? The sheer horror of players realizing Techno was still going to win even when faced with a massive army.
@lncoming
@lncoming 6 месяцев назад
10:57 TapL's scream will forever be etched into my soul. The genuine terror is insane...
@yetimacho4809
@yetimacho4809 3 года назад
Whole server: *crossteams* Techno, Calvin and xNestorio: Oh no Anyway
@collinpersinger4809
@collinpersinger4809 3 года назад
Anyways I started blastin'!
@fuwu9904
@fuwu9904 3 года назад
oh no free kills
@athenaytf
@athenaytf 3 года назад
Moving on, how can we get more free kills?
@diamondgamingstudiousmrdgs
@diamondgamingstudiousmrdgs 3 года назад
Studies show that people can de by simpily giving up Fundy: Don't mind if i do
@wubbaduckx4286
@wubbaduckx4286 3 года назад
lmaooo
@b.m.4415
@b.m.4415 3 года назад
Note: after this, chat asked him incessantly to adopt TommyInnit Edit: 3 years later and the thread is still active. Technoblade never dies
@Vexkll
@Vexkll 3 года назад
and squid
@cosmologicalx
@cosmologicalx 3 года назад
"are you up for adoption tommyinnit?" -Tubbo
@evangeline9859
@evangeline9859 3 года назад
I was definatley not one of those people.
@SsukiMaru
@SsukiMaru 3 года назад
@@cosmologicalx " Ah Yiu up fo adAAAption tommyEEnnit?" -Tubbo in his accent
@kianadresse891
@kianadresse891 3 года назад
Evangeline I too was not one of these people
@Dat1Crush
@Dat1Crush 10 месяцев назад
*hears arrow hit the ground* “No no… ITS HIIIIIIIIIIIM!!!!” Man is forever traumatized 💀😭
@TheCrimeStand_2231
@TheCrimeStand_2231 5 месяцев назад
17:14 Can we just appreciate the fact Techno has killed 15% of the server? And hasn't died? Technoblade never dies taken seriously
@luanmichel6957
@luanmichel6957 5 месяцев назад
20%
@Rin-xx4vj
@Rin-xx4vj 3 года назад
“When pigs fly, everyone will die” -Sun tzu, the art of war Rest In Peace Techno. You will not be forgotten.
@ex_coelis
@ex_coelis 3 года назад
I do believe this is the greatest quote of all time
@tordnt656
@tordnt656 3 года назад
this made me laugh more than it should have
@Livia-T
@Livia-T 3 года назад
THEY ARE TOO POWERFUL TO BE KEPT ALIVE
@pvcpaul._.2739
@pvcpaul._.2739 3 года назад
Sun tzu was an smart person.
@learned488
@learned488 3 года назад
@@Livia-T it's he's to dangerous to be left alive.
@ezrax3975
@ezrax3975 3 года назад
"Sir we are outnumbered 3 to 21" Techno: "Then it is a fair fight"
@rexsoldier215
@rexsoldier215 3 года назад
Techno: I like those odds
@aiklintok8046
@aiklintok8046 3 года назад
“Numbers don’t matter” Technoblade (20-20)
@penguin2985
@penguin2985 3 года назад
@@aiklintok8046 that quote sounds really bad out of context
@Gamer-kazinky
@Gamer-kazinky 3 года назад
"we've got you 21 to 3!" "i like those odds"
@nevira1009
@nevira1009 3 года назад
That’s not fair- you’d need about the entire world to take down Techno
@DaringTheFangirl
@DaringTheFangirl 3 месяца назад
I'm only now realizing just how many members of the QSMP actually had interactions (however small and brief) with Techno. 7:05 He managed to kill aypierre, and somehow it kinda warms my heart a little, especially with the memorial on the server.
@SirNobleIZH
@SirNobleIZH 9 месяцев назад
2:18 is the moment Techno learned the blitzkrieg
@mikehawkhurts2803
@mikehawkhurts2803 3 года назад
The reason the dream smp banned the end, is because they are afraid of Technoplane 2.0
@ivanthenerd
@ivanthenerd 3 года назад
That freaking make sense
@NekuroMC
@NekuroMC 3 года назад
Technoplane but trident
@carolineharrison8260
@carolineharrison8260 3 года назад
Aquapig
@mrigankjain4857
@mrigankjain4857 3 года назад
Yeah technoplane(that doesn't depend on rain) with crossbow is the last thing the l'manburg government needs.
@lucasrhee2401
@lucasrhee2401 3 года назад
This comment is stolen from another vid
@valentynek918
@valentynek918 3 года назад
21 people crossteaming: easy win techno: sees all of them 21 people: WHY DO I HEARD BOSS MUSIC
@alto1452
@alto1452 3 года назад
That’s a good one 🤣
@zealotoftheorchard9853
@zealotoftheorchard9853 3 года назад
Technoblade: CALL AN AMBULANCE *Pulls out fire sword* Technoblade: But not for me
@brayden2983
@brayden2983 3 года назад
Looks at the Top Of their Screen and see a red bar. (Raid in Progress)
@magicdirt3431
@magicdirt3431 3 года назад
LMAO
@ARandomGuyLivin
@ARandomGuyLivin 3 года назад
THIS IS SO TRUE
@MarshallLeeFlames
@MarshallLeeFlames 10 месяцев назад
"We practiced the 3v6, this is that but more." Genius.
@dayminder7414
@dayminder7414 Месяц назад
To quote Hitman 3, "It's five against one" "Yes, see your mistake?"
@zoot7981
@zoot7981 3 года назад
“I’ll lose when pigs fl- *insert elytra noises* “TECHNOPLANEE”
@theboi4554
@theboi4554 3 года назад
LOL OMG UNDERRATED COMMENT
@goosegoose8345
@goosegoose8345 3 года назад
This.made my day
@thenecrodancer4833
@thenecrodancer4833 3 года назад
LMAO Idk why I'm laughing so hard at this xD
@zentv-ali-naqieshalandzoha2314
@zentv-ali-naqieshalandzoha2314 3 года назад
Guess he lost o.o
@directioner4859
@directioner4859 3 года назад
TECHNOPLANE
@Xaa_song_axango
@Xaa_song_axango 3 года назад
Techno when 21 people crossteam: Call an ambulance! Also techno: *BUT NOT FOR ME!*
@matgobis5291
@matgobis5291 3 года назад
Lmao
@JosefZeethuven
@JosefZeethuven 3 года назад
i love this
@alex2005z
@alex2005z 3 года назад
1 ambulance cant take 21 people
@graczek1tolamus
@graczek1tolamus 3 года назад
Prawdziwe
@LL-tr5et
@LL-tr5et 3 года назад
@@alex2005z that... is very true
@__.dreamwalker
@__.dreamwalker 7 месяцев назад
I remember watching this in the morning while eating cereal and grinning throughout the whole vid, it feels surreal that it has been 3 years now, miss you king o7
@kingofthekasl445
@kingofthekasl445 7 месяцев назад
Seeing Tommy’s pov when techno flew to him never fails to make me laugh and remind me of all the good things techno has done for us and all the memories he left for us as well
@glennupchurch5859
@glennupchurch5859 3 года назад
"It'll be funny" - famous words of Techno before he farmed potatoes 11 hours a day for a year, claimed the entirety of SMP Earth, and slaughetered 116 youtubers like fish in a barrel in MC Championship.
@1lik3c0ff3
@1lik3c0ff3 3 года назад
PERFECTION
@q.s.9810
@q.s.9810 3 года назад
Yes
@gibber4330
@gibber4330 3 года назад
Mc ultimate, not mcc
@kalebbruwer
@kalebbruwer 3 года назад
Some day he's gonna run for president, just so he can write NERD over America
@sahave5042
@sahave5042 3 года назад
gibberjabsab Probably still works for mcc
@k.laniii
@k.laniii 3 года назад
I love the fact that they can just scream “ITS HIM!” and know exactly who it is LMAO 10:58
@HayesMcCracken
@HayesMcCracken 3 года назад
me reading this comment as the moment happens in the video
@GoogleAccount-sh6kh
@GoogleAccount-sh6kh 3 года назад
lmao
@TheLetterA.
@TheLetterA. 3 года назад
TapL Lol
@quarfftizflint
@quarfftizflint 3 года назад
he is known
@alexalt1215
@alexalt1215 3 года назад
It's a bird, its a plane, its... HIM RUN RUN RUN RUN
@-ZM_Gaming-
@-ZM_Gaming- 6 месяцев назад
This is the greatest battle of all time 3v21 Techno: the plane, the blood god, hell. Nestorio: the turret, the sniper Calvin: the wounded, the swordsman Vs An entire army Result: Technoplane Squad winning a decisive victory
@howlinggearsdesigns-world384
@howlinggearsdesigns-world384 5 месяцев назад
I forget it everyy time but I'm convinced my mind brings me back to this video just to hear the absolute bone chilling fear in TapL's voice when : " IT'S HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMM!!!!!!! "
@lil_oats_7408
@lil_oats_7408 3 года назад
And this, children, is why pigs should NEVER fly.
@sousauce3424
@sousauce3424 3 года назад
give this comment more clout
@christmooose1198
@christmooose1198 3 года назад
I mean we have an achivement called pigs can fly ._. Its all thought out by mojang they gave technoplane a tribute by making it am achivement
@CRISISEYERNA
@CRISISEYERNA 3 года назад
Poggers
@danielletuyak3967
@danielletuyak3967 3 года назад
dont let the pig holds a sword my kids
@jphex
@jphex 3 года назад
Fax
@seraphinitee
@seraphinitee 3 года назад
Everyone: "They wont win. I mean it'll be fun but its a team of 3 against teams of 4" Them: *fights a 3v21 and wins*
@sxmplylemon769
@sxmplylemon769 3 года назад
Anora Fr tho lmaoo
@grant2617
@grant2617 3 года назад
Hahahah fr though that was sick
@finalplot8773
@finalplot8773 3 года назад
As stated in the bible, genesis 3:23, and I quote: "God had written many laws, some more important then others, but none more important then this singular piece, which read `Technoblade never dies`
@exicutioner161
@exicutioner161 3 года назад
*_We can make a religion out of this._*
@Desu_Desu
@Desu_Desu 3 года назад
There is xNestorio as well, one of the best pvp players, maybe even better than Technoblade
@Earthnevevo
@Earthnevevo 2 месяца назад
When you're so good you can gain over 6 million subs posthumously, rest in power Techno.
@ogeee923
@ogeee923 7 месяцев назад
The absolute HORROR in his scream at 11:00 makes me cry with laughter every single time, absolutely incredible how Techno put fear into the hearts of other players and yet everyone loved and respected him. We miss you every day ❤️ Technoblade never dies
@seniorresearcher9752
@seniorresearcher9752 3 года назад
Last 21 teams: “SURRENDER WE HAVE GOT YOU SURROUNDED” Techno Calvin and xNestorio: “All we are surrounded by is fear and dead men”
@CarcharodontosaurusSaharicus
@CarcharodontosaurusSaharicus 3 года назад
Oooh fellow Darth Vader nerd
@zacharyaziz1034
@zacharyaziz1034 3 года назад
Under rated
@jackofalltrades8
@jackofalltrades8 3 года назад
Pretty sure I saw this exact comment on Nestorio's vod
@romelian3754
@romelian3754 3 года назад
This is almost the same to a comment in Calvin video
@daslazytutel
@daslazytutel 3 года назад
He was not trapped surrounded by 21 teams, they were trapped with him
@dolgrinhos2547
@dolgrinhos2547 2 года назад
"and so we won the tournament with 116 kill" "the last all time records is 19" BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
@breadguy2224
@breadguy2224 2 года назад
He did not kill half the players BAD
@ajaxxvoidmage3454
@ajaxxvoidmage3454 2 года назад
He didn't get 200 kills? L
@idiotgaming6376
@idiotgaming6376 2 года назад
Sckulls for the sckull throne
@nogerald4887
@nogerald4887 2 года назад
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
@hitman2040
@hitman2040 2 года назад
Eat Sleep Kill 1000 players and bully them Repeat
@starlightd4628
@starlightd4628 11 дней назад
My favorite part of this video was always TapL shouting “LEAVE” as if that would’ve saved him
@Demoknightf2
@Demoknightf2 10 месяцев назад
They underestimated how much money techno can make literally just by asking
@burcopresents
@burcopresents 3 года назад
_”This joke isn’t overused.”_ *-Sun Tzu, The Art Of War.*
@trickygamer555
@trickygamer555 3 года назад
Art War, The Sun Of Tzu -"This joke isn't overused"
@whatcouldgowrong6224
@whatcouldgowrong6224 3 года назад
Your mom is over used.😗
@kingstongrigg4029
@kingstongrigg4029 3 года назад
what could go wrong ohh
@valeriocataldi6335
@valeriocataldi6335 3 года назад
Dis jok es badlee vritten Son Xoo, de Hart of Var
@ratataouille
@ratataouille 3 года назад
s ois di son e -son tzxu, de fa rtoff wor
@nickerdoodle2300
@nickerdoodle2300 3 года назад
Noah: “Yeah, they’ll win this event when pigs fly.” Technoblade: JUST WATCH ME
@runic3063
@runic3063 3 года назад
*transforms* Technoplane: How the turns have turned
@alvinthomas552
@alvinthomas552 3 года назад
This is actually a really good comment lol
@FinnLeonard-gm1wf
@FinnLeonard-gm1wf 3 года назад
But techno is a pig and he was flying in the event, noah predicted it from the start
@sirpale
@sirpale 3 года назад
Finn Leonard Thats the joke
@alvinthomas552
@alvinthomas552 3 года назад
@@FinnLeonard-gm1wf please can someone escort this man out of here
@bigbrotherboy8285
@bigbrotherboy8285 Месяц назад
TapL’s “ITS HIIIIIIM” Is genuine fear and I love it.
@nokenkeyboad135
@nokenkeyboad135 8 месяцев назад
bro 1 guy has the smoothest quality ever and then technoblade has 5 pixels per square mile
@andreidanilov9925
@andreidanilov9925 3 года назад
Nestor: “SHOT EM” “GOT EM” “BOP EM” “TWIST EM”
@teentraveler1790
@teentraveler1790 3 года назад
I love this comment.
@lgchamp1999
@lgchamp1999 3 года назад
Lol robot chicken
@kreonidas7475
@kreonidas7475 3 года назад
Adult Swim reference?
@arthur9491
@arthur9491 3 года назад
His skills with the bow are insane
@superfred1.9
@superfred1.9 3 года назад
pull em shake em break em take em slice em dice em spice em
@lukehampton9215
@lukehampton9215 3 года назад
Tommy:”Let’s crossteam” Techno: T E C H N O P L A N E
@runic3063
@runic3063 3 года назад
HAHA TECHNOPLANE GO BRRRRRRR
@Gamrrtron
@Gamrrtron 3 года назад
Tommy: NO YOU CAN'T JUST FLY OVER PEOPLE AND KILL THEM Techno: haha technoplane goes brrrr
@axelthegamer2470
@axelthegamer2470 3 года назад
The fear in their voices just by hes appearance was golden
@Gamrrtron
@Gamrrtron 3 года назад
@@axelthegamer2470 they knew exactly what was going to happen
@imperialguardsman5726
@imperialguardsman5726 3 года назад
Techno: did someone say RULE BREAKING? UNACCEPTABLE.
@TheOriginalStarwalker64
@TheOriginalStarwalker64 4 месяца назад
I love how in literally every tournament Tehcno participated in, he was just an unstoppable force of nature that people could only hope to avoid Edit: I made the mistake of not using past tense. It's still shocking that he's gone...
@Laurenceomance
@Laurenceomance 28 дней назад
This is one of my favourite techno videos. Gives me a massive nostalgia burst to come back here. o7 king.
@Jack-pv9un
@Jack-pv9un 28 дней назад
F
@havoc9099
@havoc9099 3 года назад
"They're one hit" "They're one hit" "They're one hit" Legend has it they're still one hit
@mikey3920
@mikey3920 3 года назад
Who’s this guy called one hit?
@arcstar8337
@arcstar8337 3 года назад
@@mikey3920 dunno man all I know is he's at one hit
@jtwattsmusic
@jtwattsmusic 3 года назад
I love how in the quote, you quote him as saying the wrong 'there,' but you said the right one lol
@mikey3920
@mikey3920 3 года назад
@@jtwattsmusic who you replying to lmao?
@jtwattsmusic
@jtwattsmusic 3 года назад
@@mikey3920 I'm replying to Havoc 909, or, if you catch my meaning, Hav-OC 909
@dazey856
@dazey856 3 года назад
“Technoblade never dies” -Sun Tzu, The Art of War
@ozwen8949
@ozwen8949 3 года назад
yes
@cowbellysson1198
@cowbellysson1198 3 года назад
sun zoo didn akshly say thatt idot
@jes1705
@jes1705 3 года назад
@@cowbellysson1198 r/woooosh
@rczg
@rczg 3 года назад
Sergeant Gopnik r/doublewoooosh
@vincentcong4435
@vincentcong4435 3 года назад
peeboy72 r/triplewoooosh
@atlafan7364
@atlafan7364 Месяц назад
Remember when Techno clutched a 3v21? That’s so dumb it doesn’t even sound real. Good times
@-ZM_Gaming-
@-ZM_Gaming- 26 дней назад
"If you know the enemy and know yourself, then you need not fear the result of a hundred battles" -Sun Tzu, The Art of War
@m7mdkady144
@m7mdkady144 3 года назад
"and so we won the tournament with a combined 116, the event's previous all-time record was 19 by the way" This is just overkill at this point.
@bloodking5199
@bloodking5199 3 года назад
wait if it's 21 v 3 then the enemy has a disadvantage cuz they can attack themselves
@scader_shot
@scader_shot 3 года назад
97 more kills then the original record let that sink in for a minute
@michaelliang953
@michaelliang953 3 года назад
@@bloodking5199 then it’s just a free for all so one one really has a disadvantage
@rile6415
@rile6415 3 года назад
Literally
@olmocap5548
@olmocap5548 3 года назад
I think that concept is known as "glorious overkill". Efficient? maybe not. Very funny? definitelly
@agentpiggles4928
@agentpiggles4928 3 года назад
Them: there is no way they can win in a 3v21 right Techno: They have us surrounded, the poor bastards
@rSynx
@rSynx 3 года назад
I'm dead 😂
@theblkbird5672
@theblkbird5672 3 года назад
Techno: “All I’m surrounded by is fear and dead men”
@PurpleTomDayR
@PurpleTomDayR 3 года назад
I dont know why, but I feel like techno is a god of minecraft
@dariepearjuicy1356
@dariepearjuicy1356 3 года назад
oh, you're approaching me??
@dexedrine4132
@dexedrine4132 3 года назад
This is such an accurate description of techno
@rockkaleb3235
@rockkaleb3235 5 месяцев назад
Techno was fast enough to hit his enemy in the back, use his previous momentum even after landing to jump in front of his enemy and hit him in the front
@code9575
@code9575 Месяц назад
3:58 Shot'em, Shot'em, Got'em. Ah, yes...
@caesar_cider2777
@caesar_cider2777 3 года назад
This man really just said "It'll be funny" and then *had his team slaughter over half the competition*
@itzjelly7664
@itzjelly7664 3 года назад
Lmao
@kmc9993
@kmc9993 3 года назад
For real though
@l0rdbnne795
@l0rdbnne795 3 года назад
With -1 tm
@castro2themoon144
@castro2themoon144 3 года назад
@@l0rdbnne795 a combined kd of 116
@l0rdbnne795
@l0rdbnne795 3 года назад
Not to mention the 3v26 when he said "we trained for this its like the 2v6 but more"
@liamjensen2025
@liamjensen2025 3 года назад
Everyone: time to have some fun and raise money for charity. Technoblade: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE
@JusticeForTheWin
@JusticeForTheWin 3 года назад
800 likes no comments, sorry to ruin it for you :)
@sacredized
@sacredized 3 года назад
make that 1.1k
@DaDe224
@DaDe224 7 месяцев назад
I had never heard of Techno untill 4 days ago and know next to nothing about Minecraft but damn did this man know how to make content. Also, 7:40 - 8:20 may be the funniest thing I've seen on RU-vid.
@Josh-mb8tu
@Josh-mb8tu 7 месяцев назад
nice
@draykebair6373
@draykebair6373 5 месяцев назад
Three years and this comment section still going off.
@bobbymcfalon9692
@bobbymcfalon9692 2 года назад
Techno: *murdering everyone* Calvin: *Just vibing* Nester: Shot him. Shot him. Shot him.
@The4No
@The4No 2 года назад
ShotEmGotEm
@sleepynic8376
@sleepynic8376 2 года назад
@J T boo hoo its a team so have to say if he miss or not
@huhwerami4417
@huhwerami4417 2 года назад
@J T Then why did you say he's annoying. If you have the right to say he's annoying, we also have the right to say you're annoying. Plus, those are called callouts, to inform your teammates what you did and what is happening, which is super relevant to team-based games.
@angelle8936
@angelle8936 2 года назад
@J T naaaah, it was sick as hell IMO. So satisfying
@seraphim3528
@seraphim3528 2 года назад
He probably plays shooter games like warzone. Its important to call out your shots so your team knows the enemy is weak.
@billymcgurl1316
@billymcgurl1316 3 года назад
Words that will forever echo in our hearts: “Shot em. Shot em. Got em”
@Yuskan
@Yuskan 3 года назад
U forgot "Shot em." And "He is low. He is low."
@epicnesstothemax1213
@epicnesstothemax1213 3 года назад
I hated that it annoyed me sooo much
@mack-attack-420
@mack-attack-420 3 года назад
SHAWTEMGAWTEM
@kadentam2946
@kadentam2946 3 года назад
12:47
@epicdud5905
@epicdud5905 3 года назад
@@epicnesstothemax1213 it was funny
@alandoan1640
@alandoan1640 6 месяцев назад
Techno has definitely found a way to exploit his realm, wherever he is at the moment.
@AnKrA_MeSsI374
@AnKrA_MeSsI374 9 месяцев назад
Nothing in this world is scarier than technoplane
@spongebobsquarepants6935
@spongebobsquarepants6935 3 года назад
Everyone who teamed: “Yeah, I think a 3v21 can stop the technoplane crew” Famous last words
@raineng1827
@raineng1827 3 года назад
"When pigs fly"
@UC3rm0aNC4ysyZipDZotXnZA
@UC3rm0aNC4ysyZipDZotXnZA 3 года назад
Time stamp?
@UC3rm0aNC4ysyZipDZotXnZA
@UC3rm0aNC4ysyZipDZotXnZA 3 года назад
@@raineng1827 Time stamp of 3v21?
@raineng1827
@raineng1827 3 года назад
@@UC3rm0aNC4ysyZipDZotXnZA near the end just watch the vid lmao
@thomasb3363
@thomasb3363 3 года назад
@@UC3rm0aNC4ysyZipDZotXnZA lmao it isnt exactly a hidden part in the video. Its fairly easy to spot when it happens
@Schizo_Gaming
@Schizo_Gaming 3 года назад
My leafblowin wasnt enough to stop technos shear power
@stormfaze5426
@stormfaze5426 3 года назад
Do me a favour next time use 30 leaf blowers
@mayleaf9799
@mayleaf9799 3 года назад
Just blow technoplane out of the sky with 100 leafblowers
@24_lizards59
@24_lizards59 3 года назад
Bruh
@quetzal4505
@quetzal4505 3 года назад
Ha ha, _Shear_ power
@PersonManManManMan
@PersonManManManMan 3 года назад
Lmao the nick and the comment
@jordanschoepke1864
@jordanschoepke1864 8 дней назад
TapL's constant screaming fear whenever he sees Techno is HILARIOUS and exactly the reaction I would have had if I had ever been in an event with the Blood God himself
@calebgamer2000
@calebgamer2000 6 месяцев назад
my friend: how many time have u rewatched this soley for the screams when they see techno bro me: *YES*
@yokathan8012
@yokathan8012 3 года назад
Techno: And that’s how I restored balance to the minecraft community. Techno Son: So you’re saying I was adopted because you killed a bunch of minecraft youtubers?
@frito9452
@frito9452 3 года назад
how do you know its not gonna be a daughter
@lmgames75
@lmgames75 3 года назад
@@frito9452 hmm he knows
@bassammulla
@bassammulla 3 года назад
techno: yes, EXACTLY
@rhino0_
@rhino0_ 3 года назад
JaritoDaFrito it’s just a meme no need to get offended about him assuming it would be a boy
@gr1mgamer488
@gr1mgamer488 3 года назад
@@frito9452 cause hes not Tommy
@cantaloupegodling352
@cantaloupegodling352 2 года назад
The 21 player crossteam: Give up, Technoblade. You're surrounded. Techno: All I am surrounded by is fear and dead orphans.
@jeremiahbooth423
@jeremiahbooth423 2 года назад
Calvin: Okay, cool! Now I can shoot and never miss.
@warbot0054
@warbot0054 2 года назад
“But we aren’t orphans” NOT YET
@AtharvPriyadarshanam
@AtharvPriyadarshanam 2 года назад
Darth Vader reference ay?
@adamya1639
@adamya1639 2 года назад
@@AtharvPriyadarshanam yup
@king1491
@king1491 2 года назад
@@AtharvPriyadarshanam i literally got that 2 ong
@JoeMama-md4zt
@JoeMama-md4zt 10 месяцев назад
The fact that they got first, second, and third individually in kills shows how good they are
@-ZM_Gaming-
@-ZM_Gaming- 6 месяцев назад
I mean, they all got more than 30 kills while the highest last time by team is 19
@RexusprimeIX
@RexusprimeIX 6 месяцев назад
I think this is my all time favourite Techno video. I keep coming back to this every now and again. Just him and his mates completely destroying EVERYONE and having a good time. It never grows old.
@shrug1250
@shrug1250 3 года назад
xNestorio: The turret Calvin: The one-man army Techno: the Uber driver
@zack_plays7063
@zack_plays7063 3 года назад
Techno: the blood god / part time uber driver
@juice9528
@juice9528 3 года назад
The pig god is a part timer.
@KillSwitch0447
@KillSwitch0447 3 года назад
Techno: The Air Force
@thanosgood1380
@thanosgood1380 3 года назад
Is it a bird, no Is it a plane, kinda ? IT IS TECHNO-PLANE
@fransvanvuuren9117
@fransvanvuuren9117 3 года назад
techno a kamakazi uber driver
@biboi3351
@biboi3351 2 года назад
The true reason techno blade doesn’t upload often is because he is taking care of his small orphan child
@gamesandspace
@gamesandspace 2 года назад
Yes
@lordmiidi6322
@lordmiidi6322 2 года назад
And for safety reasons, he can’t tell us that he’s adopting until the child is legally his, so yes
@thegamingbear6916
@thegamingbear6916 2 года назад
stayed true to his word
@keiranzettler9726
@keiranzettler9726 2 года назад
Ah yes, Floof
@Crazyapple16
@Crazyapple16 2 года назад
Or because he is so rich nowadays that he can make a livestream once a month and make like 5000$ in 3 hours
@bayleesimmons5655
@bayleesimmons5655 5 месяцев назад
I love how you can hear the fear in TapLs screams whenever he comes in contact with the Technoplane
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