Abstergo Research - Altair, Ezio Auditore, Connor Kenway, Aveline. Assassin's Creed 4 Modern Days 

"All-tare Ibin La Had" "Enzio Owdatory" "Rettana-gaydon" "Ratanah Tank-on" "Avaline da Gran-pree"

Abstergo view on Connor is the same as present day ubisoft and critics of ac3's view. Its a shame because Connor is a great character in fact...my favorite.

Assassins who truly made a difference Aberstgo won't market

IM LAUGHING SO HARD. It's amazing how these Templars can spin so many stories in just ten minutes LMAO Abbas: "No, Altair! This is not our way!" Altair: STARES BLANKLY INTO HIS SOUL Narrator: "Look at this poor, impressionable Chinese girl!!!" Camera: FOCUSES ON EZIO MAKING A RAPE FACE Narrator: "Rah-ton-ha-gay-dehn" Narrator: "Flashes of extreme anger.." Connor: BRUTALLY DISFIGURING A MAN'S FACE WITH A TOMAHAWK Narrator: "Aveline's okay!" Audience: "WTF."

Wow. The first guy narrating. That's Roger Craig Smith! The voice of Ezio! My goodness gravy, that's awesome.

Desmond ancestors are too dangerous, they could reveal the templars secret as others said. That's why they passed them all, abstergo sucks without Vidic.

It makes sense to chose Aveline since she was a product of Abstergo creativity. They would want someone promoting their order through a game they made, not memories relived by Desmond.

Representative of media today.Very surprising Ubisoft.

i like how the guy pronounces their names with a "common" pronunciation

Hahaha of course Abstergo would overlook true and influential assassins like Altair, Ezio and Connor but not Aveline or Edward (because Edward worked with Templars and Aveline lived in a Templar family). I'd say it's all relative but it isn't, it's Templar research so of course it's biased. Plus they have no idea how to properly pronounce Connor's real name

GUUUUYS. Y'all need to calm down and realize that this whole thing is a parody told from the Templar's point of view. That's why all the 'ethnic' names are so badly mispronounced and why they're making it sound so biased and Western-centric. Ubisoft's basically making fun of themselves and a small but very loud portion of the unpleasable AC fanbase.

I Don't Understand Why Connor Is Called a "Boring" Or "Dull" Character.Connor's Native American Heritage Is Actually Really Amazing.I Guess Ezio's Personality Brainwashed Everyone To Think That Every New Assassin Is Going To Be Like Him.

Actually these videos are HARD to find even on youtube, thank you Alex! :)

Ezio: Tuff, charming, and brave assassin that protected his family. First his first time as an assassin his purpose is revenge, the second is about finding answers and the third is about justice.

Lmao, Ubisoft basically saying that those who don't like Connor aren't as smart compared to those who do

Gotta hate templars for this!

I don't know what hurts more: the nonsense spouting from that man's mouth, or the pronunciation of the names.

Connor: Wise and strong assassin that tried to protect his Indian people and served with President Washington.

Ubisoft throwing shade at people who think Connor's story is boring :^)

I love the way they pronounce the names

Was I the only one that solved these puzzles crazy fast by just messing around it was so gratifying unlocking it with a couple spins lol one of my favorite thing to do as like a weird mini game I wish they doo more like it harder though! the Ball puzzles?

This is basic a generic Templars perspective of the Assassin's. No wonder the Creed says 'Nothing is true' since these ass holes ether missed or completely ignored 75% of there characters.

1:26 His Charisma, sexual magnetism and [WRY] humor gave him qualities of a leading man. That I agree.

Abstergo Research - Altair, Ezio Auditore, Connor Kenway, Aveline. Assassin's Creed 4 Modern Days Before we go to the new Assassin's Creed series with new heroes - it's time to review main AC characters from the point of view of the Abstergo Industries, were they decide to continue with the character or not. Secret Abstergo files. Abstergo research files. Sample 17 Market Analyses #1: Altair Ibn La'Ahad. Research result: PASS this character. Sample 17 Market Analyses #3: Ezio Auditore da Firenze. Research result: PASS this character. Sample 17 Market Analyses #4: Ratonhnhake:ton AKA "Connor Kenway". Research result: PASS this character. Sample 1 Market Analyses #1: Aveline de Grandpre. Research result: GO on this property. Subject 1 Interview session - audio file. Assassin's Creed 4 Abstergo Industries - Present time.

The Mispronunciation of the names are killing me............ no pun intended

damn he's roasting them lmao

Altair: Arrogant and reckless assassin.

What the hell you mean your "team wants to pass on this?!" Connor is my boy and you WILL remaster him! I mean...

This is interesting tho, but i never have time to see it so thanx for sharing it with us :)

ezio being to risky to develop MY ASS

Rattana tank on

The Templar bias hurts more then the fact that they can't say they're names right

_Alti-air Ibn La Had?_ _Enzio Auditore da Ferinze?_ _Retonotacon?_ _Avaylien de Grandpre_ _Nice pronunciation!_

Wow they choose Aveline because the people they said they would choose people who would make Templars sound less bad I still don't understand how the animus works still like can you control yourself and sometimes when he said she said things he would not say?

My favorite is conner

i love the interview audio.

are we being indoctrinate by the abstergo?? i cant blame Ezio, Shao Jun is a hot assassin.

I may be looking too much into this, but during the Altaïr video, he has some grey stubble while burning Al Mualim. That doesn't make sense. Didn't he burn Al Mualim's body after the events of the first game? He didn't have a greyish stubble as I don't remember.

Nice! I just remember good times :)

wait is that the actor that played as batman in the arkham games?

It is time that Assassin's tack back Assassin's creed

I can't help but imagine Roger Craig Smith cracking a smile when he butchered Ezio's name on purpose.

Alex, please more you got me hooked now. 😩

"Alter ibn la Had was not a positive role model," "Enzio Auditoree was too bent on revenge", "Av-line de Grand Prix could work," "We studied the life of... oh god I'm gonna screw this one up... the life of Ratonhnhaké:ton, also known as Cone-nor Keenway."

I love how liberation, one of the less well loved games in the series, was the one abstergo went with instead of the 3 fan favorite assassins.

Altier = check Ezio = check Connor = check Who ever the other is idk Edward = check Arno = hes fine Jacob and evie = check Bayek = check

In a way memory's of ancestors kinda could be somewhere in our blood and mind

I love hacking the files these were my fav and the man that was avalene in the animus

I think that Ezio- the best assassin.

I just found out why they didn't choose ezio or altair I think altair beacuse of the Apple SPOLIERS and Ezio BEACUSE HE TALKS TO DESMOND in Revelations or Brotherhood they also changed Aveline about her story!!!

Altear ibn lahead?

It pissed me off a little that they hat ailtiar because he is my favorite assassin because you have to use stealth and if you fight you'll probably die. Plus he is an OG

Aveline and Connor must be togheter.

I played AC2 and AC3, so I know how bullshit the Abstergo research on them are, but I never played AC1, so what's the real reason behind Altair burning his mentor's body?

fun fact this guy who is narrating is roger craig smith the man who voiced ezio

That is screwed up! How come they won't continue anyone but Aveline. I think later they should continue everyone, after they've made games for much more Assassins in different time places.

Funniest thing about those names is that its all narrated by Roger Craig Smith AKA Ezio Auditore Da Firenze (c'mon guys, its impossible not to recognize that voice ;-) )

That talking voice is ezio, s voice

Roger Craig Smith dissing Roger Craig Smith that's some shit right there

"Guys think about sex more than girls" Ubisoft musn't be around many girls.

Altair is pronounced Al-ta-ear

Rotaun-Ha-Gayden?

hey!!! how can you do that?!!!!! my favourite assassin was Altair

damn lyin templares

Enzio?

Why do they say the names weird? An n in Ezio?

Altaer ibinlahad Enzio Ratonage:ton Really ubisoft?

Roger Craig Smith mispronouncing Ezio Auditore is so cursed

I guess Chris redfield now is a abstergo employee...doing demolition jobs such as character assassination...😂😂😂

wtf type of pronunciation of Altair's name was that?

"Alteyr Ibn Lahad" "Enzio Auditore da firenze" "Ratonagayden" "Aveline de grandpree"

Subject 1 = ancestor of Geralt + Aveline's marriage and offspring. Confirmed @7:07, @9:06-9:15 of course he can't admit it, because he works for Abstergo, and they will kill him IF HE SPEAKS THE TRUTH.

Ezio,Kenwey(Edward) and Aveline best

I gotta say, they kinda had a point at 1:46

Is Rodger Craig Smith narrating these?

Yust why does he say enzio

I am a HUGE Assassin's Creed fan since I was 4!(I am 14)And I believe that is a parody because.First:Ezio Auditore Da-Firenze Has 1:3 games and short of a story of how he met the Chinese Girl from AC China,2:He is he only Assassin who hasn't been so angry about EVERYTHING!!Unlike Connor he is angry at a lot of stuff.For example:Calling Achilles and Old Man OVER AND OVER AGAIN!!!He hates most of he's time being and Assassin and he thinks he is one of the best(For all the AC 3 fans I am one too but..come on!!)Altair he is not so angry but he has broken the 3 main rules of the Assassin Codes making him one of the Greatest but also bad Assassin's in the franchise..Now I will not describe more..You know the rest!Let's go to number 3.WHY THE heck will you choose this girl who NOBODY GIVES A thing ABOUT HER and she is one of the least know Assassin Creed games like AC Chronicles,AC Lineage and many more!(Plus I know it is a parody but COME ON!)And last but not list Number 4:Ezio is one of the most beloved and much know Assassin's unlike Connor and Altair!Plus the fact that he is one of the list Assassin's that has 2 Hidden Blades.He has a great story with a great franchise...So in my chase Ezio Auditore Da-Firenze is the greatest Assassin in the hole Assassin's Creed Franchise..Now Edward Kenway,Arno Dorian and Jacob and Eve Fright are great too but Edward too much weird with a weird story,Arno he doesn't give a thing about he's fathers killer unlike other Assassin's and Jacob and Eve...too much technology..and too much no!Again that is my opinion so don't hate on me or call me "YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT ASSASSIN'S CRED"Unlike you who played only Origins I know really good!

This reminds me so much of Robocop. I love this to death.

why did Altair and ezio fight?

good vid

All names in this video can Requiascat di pacci

hmm interesting.

interesting

Well templar’s parody of the assasins

jeez i cringed when they pronounced connor's real name

How did Ubisoft let all of this slide. Congratulations, Ubisoft, never again will I pronounce your name correctly.

When sonic talks like tails

I hate templars the assassins are legends and are not currupted

So what is the relation between Edward Kenway and Connor Kenway ??

Can you do more tutorials for multiplayer? Still need help. I:

After I know that Templar killed Edward and took haytham away from him. I couldn't stand with Templar anymore. Even after i played rogue I still couldn't forgive what did they do to Edward

Rotan-ha-gayden :(

Alter ibn lahad, enzio auditorey, rahtonuhgayden, and ahvelyne dee granpree.

sounds like desmond same voice acter?

I wonder what they think about Arno, Jacob and Evie.

sexual magnetism lmao

ezio being rexgi to develop MY ASS

how does one get access to this segment?

ENZIO??

He spelled Ezio wrong...