Accelerant but it's all bullets 

"Is bullet an instrument?" "No Patrick, bullets are not an instru- *Gets shot*

Never ask. A woman: Her age A man: His salary Hank: how many fucking bullets he has in that 30 round gun

BF: What were you even aiming at?! Hank: I saw a spider. Had to be sure it died.

1:27 I love hiw tricky doesn't even says anything,he just comes in and stares at boyfriend,until Hank just shoots him because yes

Alternate Title: "Accelerant but Hank acts like Hank."

Hank: “Might wanna stand out the way, this wall is pissing me off.”

While Hank acts like Hank, BF acts like freakin sans from undertale

"I got 57 more god damn rounds in this 4 round magazine." -Gus Johnson 2020

Hank: ''I need 100000 bulllets Sanford.'' Sanford: ''But your gun can only fit 50 bullets in it.'' Hank: ''No.''

Alternate title: Hank shoots at a rock in the sky while boyfriend stares amazed.

Hank : stand back Bf : why Hank : i hate this wall *Hank shoots 9999 bullets at the wall while bf stares amazed* Tricky : the heck

How many bullets do you have in that mag? Hank: ‘yes’

*The Aftermath:* "You hit EVERYTHING but the target!" Boyfriend blurted out, both flabbergasted yet impressed how he's still alive after that. But that feeling is immediately dashed when Hank points his finger past him, and Boyfriend turned to see the dozens of AAHW bodies behind him. Boyfriend felt chills running down his spine when he also noticed the lack of missing shots on the ground as Hank finally replies: *"I never said you were the target."*

This could really use the reanimated bf sprite. Would probably look like he’s going full matrix on Hank. Edit: it’s been uploaded, in desc

Phrase "The slightest mistake and you're dead" It has acquired a new meaning.

2:00 the bot made an error

"Hey Hank, no full auto in buildings!" "That's not full auto." "That's not full auto?" *"This is."*

Accelerant, but you fight the actual Hank from Madness Combat instead of the fnf version that rap battles you instead.

Hank literally a master at making badass rhythms.

I love when at 1:27 hank goes like, "bro want a bullet?"

Sanford: "So Hank, how many bullets do you need?" Hank: "Every bullet in Nevada." Deimos: "But Hank, that gun can only fit 30 bullets in it." Hank: "I can make it work."

Hank stopping for a second to shoot tricky even though he has done literally nothing was way funnier than it should of

Hank was tired of rappin, so he went straight into business

The touch of holdable bullets is a nice aspect in there.

Hank: Can I have some ammo? Krinkels: Only a spoonful Hank: *proceeds to take out a comically large spoon*

the quiet kid on thursday

Title: Hank acts like a Stormtrooper for 2 minutes and 7 seconds

Bf: DO YOU EVER RUN OUT OF BULLETS?! Hank: no, because i work at the bullet factory

**Tricky shows up** Tricky: what's happening? Hank: HE WONT DIE

"I've got 2000 more goddamn bullets in this 30 round magazine" -hank probably

BF: Dodges every bullet. Tricky: cannot dodge even 1

i love how bf is like "nah, i'd 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐝 like 5 santimeters away from where i was" and hank still manages to 𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐬

I love how Tricky comes in and is just like “Who the hell is this?”

Never ask a.. Women: her age Man: his salary Hank: how many bullets he has

-hey hank, how much bullets needs to you? -1150 -... -yes

i love how blind hank is to realize that bf is on the side of the bullets

Boyfriend: "WAIT HOW MANY BULLETS DOES THAT THING HOLD?!" =Hank looks at the magazine= =Hank looks back at Boyfriend= Hank: "Clearly not enough."

-Alternative interpretation- Hank: "Ayo man, look at how many bullets this thing can fire! *Starts shooting aggressiveley* BF: *Stares amazed*

BF: How did you fit all that bullets into a gun that only holds 50? Hank: L1 R1, SQUARE R1 LEFT R2 R1 LEFT SQUARE DOWN L1 L1

Hank : 🔫 Bf : :OOOOOOOO

Eventually Hank has to realize all he has to do to just shoot a little bit to the left

I love how hank doesn't even bother about checking his ammo, nor adjusting where he's aiming considering boyfriend just stood there for the entirety of the song

Alternive title hank found america's ammo reserve

If you miss you die to another level

I'd like to imagine that tricky showed up intending to kill hank but was kinda shocked by the fact that this random guy is dogging all that.

I like how Boyfriend isn't even dodging the bullets, he's just staying out of their way and Hank isn't even trying to shoot him.

Bros going through the entire gangs supply of bullets in just 2 mins.

Hank: *Pulls out a knife* Also Hank: *Shoots gun 97654 times and never uses knife ever.*

Madness accurate. Only thing inaccurate is that he doesn’t beat the shit out of them after missing.

Sanford: Hank, you need to reload. Hank: This is Nevada, there's no rules here. *Keeps shooting at BF*

Alternative title: accelerant but hank is lore accurate. Another Alternative title: accelerant but hank has a minigun

hank has a way with words, such a gentleman

Hank: “It costs $400,000 to fire this Uzi for 2 minutes.”

I love how BF is just standing there with a confused face, watching Hank shoot like 1200 bullets from a gun that can only hold around 40 rounds at him and miss every single shot

Hank, how many bullets is in that gun? Hank: YES

Bf:how the heck. He's not reloading! Not fair!

There’s something really funny about Tricky dropping in… …and just standing there while Hank keeps trying to land a hit on BF.

Hank: "Sanford! Deimos! I need 50 crates of ammunition for this" Sanford: "But your gun can only fit 30 bullets..." Hank: *"D I D I S T U T T E R?"*

Straight to the point.

Literally boyfriend is surprised by the bullets that fit in that uzi

Tricky: So how many bullet notes do you want in this song? Hank: *y e s*

I like how he’s basically just standing there surprised while Hank is just shooting and missing him like a thousand times

Hank Being Typical Hank.

"The society can't choose who you are, be yourself!" Hank:bet

Boyfriend: How many bullets doest that Uzi have? Hank: Y E S .

Hank: hey snake, can I borrow your infinite ammo headband? Snake: sure, why though? Hank: let’s just say I have a grudge against someone…

buddy got his reloading skills maxxed but that costed his accuracy

hank casually one shotting tricky of the boombox/speakers but missing 1T squared shots against a small child

Alternate Title: Hank goes through another Alzheimers episode and forgets his advanced aiming skills

Madness combat logic: Guns will only run out when the character feels like it

Hank you've been shooting in the exact same direction for the entire time even though bf dodged that direction like minutes ago

For so,e reason I can hear the vocals perfectly in my head

Hank: *shoots* BF: *Dodge* Hank: "Satisfactory" Also Hank: *Proceeds to shoot at nowhere*

Hank: shooting in one direction BF:i think i will move aside

Bf: **dodges from every bullet** Tricky: *are u joke for me?* Hank: *yes.*

i love how hank is so determined to kill bf that he doesnt even care about tricky

Such a banger

Imagine Hank idiotically shooting one spot trying to get boyfriend who just leaned back watching bullets

"This gun can only fit 30 bullets" Hank: OBJECTION!

Bf literally just stands in back menacingly with that °0° expression on

Deimos- Hank are you using black magic? Hank after mag dumping 500 bullets on one target while using a 32 round weapon- y u ask?

boyfriend just froze there in that position, because luckily he just needs to stay in that pose to dodge, even easier than singing lmao

I like how Tricky just jumps in like “damn lemme see this shit”

Bf: Wait…it’s all BULLETS? Hank: Always has been *Proceeds to fire a barrage of bullets*

“Hey uh- sorry kid, got some clowns behind ya.”

I like how hank shoots in the same spot every time

This is the man who is a real protagonist. Infinite bullets.

The arrow splashes make it more satisfying XD

Hank was probably shooting something else in the backround that’s why bf is just leaning backwards

bf: *stands completely still* hank: *has 0% chance of hitting him*

gives a whole new meaning to the phrase “bullet hell”

Bf in the entire song: 👁o👁

Basically if Hank's entire role in the series was a song

BF: Dude... I'm not moving and you still miss all the bullets Hank: *Keep shooting*

Alrernate Title: Accelerant, but Hank misses so many times that a stormtrooper can be considered a sharpshooter

this is actually totally accurate. hank wouldn’t give bf time to sing and would just start shooting on beat

madness combat 12: Hank has beef with a rock while 5 people watch him demolish it-tion

Hank: **shooting at boyfriend 100 times trying to kill him** Girlfriend: this is fine

Accelerant Hank: **misses all shots** Storm Troopers: Congrats :D

Whatever you are doing, don't look at BF face, he's picking the moment to stand still.