Ace Family Is Going Bye Bye - H3TV #28 

I love how he says “before we go” and it’s literally only halfway through the stream lol

😂 Zack trying to bring up his new suit & Ethan thinking he’s talking about new tires on his car instead of “new attire”

Its honestly a miracle no one died in the tesla jump. There is absolutely no reason to endanger the public like that they deserve every lawsuit or crim charge coming their way

"Dan you gotta cut me off at 2 hours" has to be the best opening to a 3 hour podcast of all time

The bunny on Ethan's head is making me happy. 🐇

The contrast between Ethan not being able to grasp the idea that the Kardashians fabricate or exaggerate drama last episode but him believing SALT BAE of all people could have body doubles in this one is…delicious. Gotta love him lmfao

Love knowing so much about so many youtubers - he's such a great asset to the crew

Ace Fest is giving me incredible TanaCon vibes. Like this is basically the same scenario. Even down to the “20,000” people thing 😳😳

“We need to end after 2 hours” *ends after 3 hours*

Ethan is now the Hareline king 🐇

Last ep- Ethan: Hila isn't well traveled Ethan this episode: yeah me and Hila went to Thailand for a month I think that astrologer may have been right lmao

Ryan Kavanaugh is such a fever dream sometimes I feel like Ethan invented all of this lol

I love how most times Ethan starts the podcast saying that he will end sooner bcz he doesnt feel well but then keep going for 3-4hrs bcz he wants to lolo

Zach: We bought some new suits. Gonna look fresh as f*ck AB: I didn't buy a new suit Zach: *I* bought a new suit 😏

The ryan kavanagh feud is my favorite h3 feud because he's like a dumb Scooby doo villain and he just does the pettiest shit 😄😭

Ethan still calling squidward “squidworth”😭

Ethan on every topic: Well can someone pull that up?? Dan or AB: it's in the doc...

There’s something so funny about callers nervously laughing and then Ethan is just like 😐 and eating snacks. I laugh so much

Can’t believe they officially said they are going to Vegas on air, might be an unofficial accidental H3 convention in Vegas this weekend 😂

I want someone to try to explain how in any way jumping a tesla is a prank

So glad to see Natalie was being 'Safety Sally' in the Tesla videos!

The disgrACE family is so disgusting. You know the tickets are overpriced when you tell your young fans to use PayPal so they can pay in small payments. The fact that they acknowledge that their fans can’t afford spending $500 on a one day event is prove that they’re not stupid, they’re scammers. They have no shame.

It’s good that Dan and the crew push back when they think Ethan has crossed a line.

the crew cutting ethan off at the end is such a perfect represent of what this podcast is 😂

What are we going to name the bunny? Because I'm already emotionally attached to it especially when it looks like it's sitting on Ethan's head lol

Dan hitting Ethan with 'you, too, could have two hairlines' and Ethan unexpectedly burp laughing is the highlight of this podcast for me

I don’t understand how youtubers/influencers can just do crimes and nothing happens to them, like all you need is a million subs and youre fine apparently

Ethan: Hilas not a world traveler Also Ethan: me and Hila went to Thailand for a month

I am very sorry to inform the fupa troopers that the bunny behind ethans head was captured by Trisha and is now her 5th chair 😢

2:02:35 reasons we need more segments of the H3 team: Love: “The guy who does the tiktok videos who we have been reacting to-” Dan: “ou-e-e-ah-e-e-e-ah😎😎” Love- “-s brother apparently passed away” Dan: “oh 😰 ouh-eee-eee-aaah 😓” AB: 🤣😡 “wtf Dan” Dan: “… I was trying to give him a sad one ☹️”

Can’t get over how pretty the new green screen is 🙂 love the purple

I'm crying at Ethan referencing the Wikipedia Wars as if it was a historical event

Ethan talking about playing with all the kids at the beginning was so funny. He’s probably the best dad❤️

I spit my coffee out when AB told Ethan "I think you're just getting old" 😭😭😂😂

A trip to Disneyland sounds like a less stressful process and way cheaper than that ACE Festival. They’re gonna end up like the Fyre Festival and TanaCon. This is basically what is going on. They might as well cancel those travelling plans because they are gonna tank in finances. I mainly feel sorry for their kids because they’re gonna suffer from them struggling.

I love that og_surf knows that the "CEO who kinda looks like Harvey Weinstein" is referring to Ryan, like major self report, but also if it somehow isn't Kav Kav, then his childhood friend thinks he looks like Harvey lmao

When that dude said “syrup, cum and Tapatio hot sauce” I actually laughed so so hard oh my god

the fact that dan began the episode saying he'll end it w/ no prompting, and he actually does LMAO

The Ace family make my stomach turn. Their faces read scam artists and not to mention their history of scamming people out of their money. Like how are these folks not in jail? 😂

never forget how kavanaugh called ethan "uneducated" when ethan finished college and kavanaugh didn't

Hearing zack saying “attire” and then Ethan and AB talking about cars and tires and the road trip ahead was too funny. Then Zack comes back with the, “yeah we got some uh new suits”

The ending of the stream had me laughing out loud 😂 Dan really just ended the podcast mid conversation LOL

petition for a segment where AB +Lina give Ethan+ Crew a crash course on Islam

In regards to the rabbit in the background: I'm just glad this isn't a Frenemies craft segment, otherwise that poor bunny would end up being a chair.

I LOVE THESE NEW TIME STAMPS!! Thank you so much for doing them

Gotta love how you can completely destroy Ryan Kavanaugh's entire existence by simply reading his (Strictly accurately maintained) Wikipedia page out loud

i was on track to be the number one female big mountain skier in the US this week. Unfortunately I tore my ACL last week. Surgery is extremely rough but these podcasts have gotten me through it, thanks so much crew❤️

I love when the crew gets stressed when Ethan leaves lol

So the ACE family is going to force their 3 young children to do a meet & greet with fans for hours on end…? Not to mention, during a pandemic. They are truly something else 🤦🏼‍♀️

😂 Dan straight up predicted how the show would end lmao

I listen to this podcast when I’m trying to sleep at night I fall asleep listening sometimes to y’all’s voices it helps

Dan’s reference to the dread pirate roberts from princess bride made my heart so happy. Such a wonderful movie.

PLEASE GO TO THE ACE FAMILY FESTIVAL THING. We need AB, Ian & Love to go

The bunny just chilling atop of Ethan's head the whole episode was the dose of cuteness I didn't know I needed today.

2:02:40 Dan's sad "ooo ee ee aaa ooo ee ee aaa" sent me

Ethan: "alright, before we go..." An hour later: ends show. I looooooove this podcast.

A guy called Blindboy did a podcast on this - Saltbae is Turkish and is learning English from an Irish English speaking person so he has a weird Irish accent / pronounces words like hes from Limerick

1:18:18 PAY ATTENTION TO THE WORDING: _Access_ to free prizes. The Ace SCAMily does it again.

Thank you guys for being a distraction and keeping me sane

This is so wild I’m going to Vegas this Sunday and I have been so nervous and now H3 is going and talking about it. All the vibes are right it’s gonna be the best trip

As a former shopping cart attendant, I have never had my line of carts split like that and run into MULTIPLE cars. Lmao 🤣.

I can’t stop watching the bunny above Ethan’s head. It’s so cute.

Hey Ethan, love you and if you see this somehow I just want you to know working out ain’t all that bad. It’s a great way to take charge and have an active part in your own mental health. It’s so much more than doing it for body goals. I promise you it gets easier the more you do it and I hope you consider this. I personally struggle with mental health issues that have landed me in the hospital. There’s a lot of things I don’t have control over, but one thing I can take control of is my will to push myself and feel good about it.

Just look at Austin McBroom’s eyes when he talks and you can see what a devious person he is

Today on my way to work I saw two bunnies playing in the bushes, and now there’s a little bunny on Ethan’s head. They’re my favorite animal of all time so this is really pleasant ❤️🐇

Ethan: "Dan you gotta cut me off at 2 hours because me throat is not healing"; Dan: "Alright ill just cut you off mid-sentence and end the stream"; *Stream is 3 hours*

Dan going ooo eeeh aaa ooo eeeh in a reserved tone after hearing that the TikToker’s brother died had me rolling!!! 😭 I haven’t laughed that hard in forever. Like I’m genuinely distraught that was so f** funny 🤣

Zach's relentless use of the bull sounds kills me every time

40:16 this pizza call argument has me laughing out loud. ‘Yer wrong bruther’ Utter chaos. One of the highlights of the show 🤣

Love that pizza hater call hahaha. Such an inconsequential argument but they're both so into it.

Lmao, the closer was gold

That og surf account commented "😍" on jess and brad's ig post in 2020. Jess and Brad don't follow og surfer so it appears they don't personally know "Ryan's friend from childhood". My conspiracy theory is ryan started this og surf account to anonymously stalk his wife's social media after she started seeing brad. Now he uses it to talk to himself about ethan.

Yo, I was a cart attendent for Walmart. That job fucking sucks lmao. I once had an old man back into our Cart Train and knocked the whole thing, which consists of like 30 to 40 carts, over. Me and all the rest of the cart attendants had to band together to pick it back up.

1:09 Dan promises to cut Ethan off 2:53:40 Cuts him off

I feel like Love needs his own podcast. ❤️❤️❤️

Looking at Ace Family's channel for the first time ever today -- some of the videos "losing an ace family member **this was hard to film**" 🙄🙄🙄 "putting period blood on my husband's face" "our biggest argument on recording" they are so cringey so fucking cringey.

This podcast makes my week so much better. Seriously you guys have been knocking it outside lately. I’m literally becoming a member rn. Y’all have contributed so much to my mental health in the form of laughter lol.

@H3Podcast I interview homeless fentanyl addicts here in Phoenix as we currently have an epidemic going on here with 5 Arizonans dying each day from opioid overdoses. Most of the people I interview are teens and young adults. I’ve interviewed about 300 people in a year and a half. 3 of them are dead from overdoses and 2 are in prison for murder. If you ever do an episode on addiction please invite me to speak on this subject to help create awareness and possibly save a life. Thank you

I definitely feel like the “ Ace Fest” will turn into another Astroworld. They know they will not be able to handle a whole theme park. I mix of Disneyland and Coachella sounds like hell. 😳🙃

Really hate the phone calls of chicks exposing/kink-shaming dudes. Feels like the same conversation every time.

I started watching this 6 hours and I’m not mad that I’m not done . I love pausing.. bc of being a mom and wife. Then can hit play again. Y’all are the number one of 2022 best soap opera ever. Hehe it made since in my head . Blinking twice

Bro I lost it when Ethan said salt bae talks like a ninja turtle 😂😂

Ethan getting bleeped out and fading to the end screen made me laugh really hard thank you Dan we love you

for some reason i love how they start streaming a few seconds before dan does the countdown

Ethan defending his pizza toppings was pretty good never talk about another persons pizza topping

As a Hawaiian, I love that Ben called out the colonization of the 808 phone code 😂

Beginning of the show Ethan: Dan you gotta cut me off at 2 hours. My throat needs to heal. Dan: Ya I'll cut ya off at 2 hours *Me Looks At How Long The Episode Is* Almost 3 hours 🤣

LOVED TODAYS EPISODE!!! THANK YOU FOR COMING INTO WORK TODAY ETHAN EVEN THO YOU'RE NOT FEELING WELL!

zach's comedic timing with some of these sound bites make me laugh soooo much - not underrated, just totally subtle and behind the scenes that needs to be shouted out :')

I love the new background with the bunny! Can we include a duck too? 🥺🦆

Ethan saying that Hila isn’t well traveled… but also went to Thailand and wherever that manual car story took place as well as Israel 😆 sounds pretty “well-traveled” to me lol

I genuinely think the ace family is trying to plot out their media silence in case they go to jail.

WHY DIDNT HE READ THE PART IN KAV’S WIKI WHERE IT SAYS HE FILMED PORN IN A RELATIVITY MEDIA OFFICE SPACE

Ethan sold me on that pizza combo, he has a point about the sweet, spicy, salty trifecta!

"How do we say this?" *Both simultaneously look at themselves in the camera.* I am hoping that I get to see what these kids are like in the future, just to know that they made it out as better little people; It's just so fkn not their fault.

I have had the most horrible awful debilitating anxiety the past few days and this episode is helping soooo much to ground me. Love y'all.....family

pls never stop the hater calls. they’re the best 😭

1:17:05 at this point I’m like a pavlovs dog with certain phrases and this podcast. As soon as Ethan said animals are going to die I knew what soundbite is coming in a second.

i think the thing that pissed me off is the driver of the Tesla had a cat in the car.... air bags went off and everything. That cat should be taken from that owner ASAP.

100% best ending ever in the pod sooo good ethan go off! everytime please THAT HEALED MEEE!!!