Acting dead at urban air 

this is how i want my body displayed at my funeral

The struggling to free himself before playing dead just adds levels

That’s exatcly what I did a couple days ago at urban air, it was my first time in it and at urban air. I was regretting it immediately as I slid, so I closed my eyes and prayed that I never fall or get sick my phone was in my jean jacket pocket which is wrapped around my waist. The first sliding was when I closed my eyes, and the second one was me screaming “REEEEEE” while closing my eyes

Spamton NEO in a nutshell

At my funeral I want my body to be violently spun around the room like this.

big shot

DON'T YA WANNS BE A [BIG SHOT] WITH LOTSA [KROMER] AND [PIPIS]

That’s a [BIG SHOT] move kid!

they don’t want another lawsuit 💀

😂😂🤣look like something from toy story😂🤣

All fun and games till he bump dem ankles 🤣

bro went full ragdoll 💀😭

WATCH ME FLY [MAMA]

I wanna do that

*The air crackles with freedom.

I’m going to urban air on the 14th for my sisters bday and I’m gonna try this

We all know why you're here You bunch of [BIG SHOTS]

She was a fairy-🧚‍♀️

You can get the same effect with a noose and a ceiling fan 😙

That one beetle juice scene:

I’m going to do this on March 4 for my bday

I swear i have been to that exact urban air

*Smells like rotten glass.

I got stuck on one of those zip lines at urban air

Brooo I GO TOO THE EXAT URBAN AIR ALL THE TIME THAT ZIPLINE MAKES ME LOOK LIKE A DUMMY

I low key wanna do this lmao

Can U be displayed like that when I die :)

Me when the shot is [[BIG]]

here comes our glorious leader

Spamton NEO irl

*cue monsters Inc. theme*

Giyuu on the zip line and tanjiro recording

Here comes the big shot

I wanted To Go on this But I was Mother Fricking Scared

XD

Spongebob ☠️

How did that feel to you honestly? Looks like it was so fun

I did this but on a giant swing thingy at Knox berry farm and it is so fun

Is that the urban air in Bloomington mn

that big then ours

It’s at Sacramento and I did the same thing

I wanna do this now

I went on that it was fun

I’m going to urban air tomorrow and I will be doing that

Is that the Pasadena one

That's something I would do

Who is here from distractible? 👇

Wait what are you supposed to do if you randomly stop in the middle of the track…

i will try that

I’m going to there on my b-day😁

Did this 😂

THE AMOUNT OF SPAMTON JOKES IN THIS COMMENT SECTION.. HFGSHDJDH

spammed tong

Why would i do that as well XD WEEEEE

You didn't really pass out?

Alaska I made you fanart and posted it on my community tab hope you see it! ❤

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