I don't know japanese too much, but I'll try to make subs, there are some parts I don't understand so I won't translate everything: -Izanami: Back, back, back, back! *bam* Attack! -Adachi: That's strange! What's up with "attack"? You should say "stop" there! And thanks to you it's dented now! You better apology! -Izanami: Yes, I'm so very sorry that this happened! -Adachi: You're happy? Your feeling just showed up! -Izanami: WHAT DO YOU WAAAANT? -Adachi: Shup up! I want to fill it. -Izanami: Regular or ??? -Adachi: What are you talking about? Regular. -Izanami: Regular! Do you want me to clean the windows? -Adachi: Yes, please. -Izanami: Understood! -Adachi: Wait, you meant the shop's windows, not mine?! -Izanami: Everyday's great at your Junes ~ -Adachi: You suck! Sing properly! [I don't really understand this part xD] -Izanami: Oh! I don't recognize your face, are you from here? -Adachi: No, I just came today. -Izanami: Then you ARE from here. -Adachi: What are you talking about? -Izanami: Woo! -Adachi: What are you doing?! Well, I just screwed up and end up here. -Izanami: What's your job? -Adachi: Hmph, what do you think it is? -Izanami: I don't really care. -Adachi: Then why do you ask?! I'm a detective. -Izanami: Oooh, a detective. -Adachi: That's right. -Izanami: HQ, do you hear me? -Adachi: Idiot! What are you doing?! I'm sorry! It's nothing! -Izanami: *screams something* -Adachi: You! Just, do your job! I'm sorry... But really, there's nothing in this town. I really ask myself why did I become a detective... -Izanami: Excuse me, do you know how to use this? -Adachi: What are you talking about? You just put it in. -Izanami: *to the public* Excuse me, do you know how to... -Adachi: Who are you talking to?! There's just you and me here, idiot. -Izanami: How do you feel right now? -Adachi: Terrible! Just let me take it, I'll do it. Why do I have to do it anyway?! In this town you just do your job, eat, sleep and nothing ever changes. And I wonder if anything will ever change. -Izanami: I see... -Adachi: Oh, sorry. I just kept going and.. -Izanami: No, no problem! Well, that happens sometimes... -Adachi: Wait, wait, are you idiot? It's dangerous! That's a gasoline stand! How scary... [Another part I don't really understand. After this Izanami asks Adachi to think of something funny. Adachi is like "Oh, I know! Come here" and kinda says a story that it's supposed to be something funny, which I almost don't understand xD But then Izanami doesn't find it funny and Adachi is going to tell another one] -Adachi: Ok, listen carefully this time. -Izanami: Ok! -Adachi: Well this is a story where... *Izanami starts laughing* I haven't even said anything yet! What are you?! Get up! -Izanami: Hahaha! I can't get up! -Adachi: How annoying! *helps him get up and sees the icon* That's creepy! That's enough, I want to pay now. -Izanami: Card or credit? -Adachi: They are both cards! -Izanami: Well, don't worry. As I dented the car, it's free this time. -Adachi: Oh, ok. Argh, my head hurts... [< important stuff] Oh, that car... Shit, I can't get out like this... -Izanami: Then do this and this! -Adachi: What are you talking about? -Izanami: Like this! -Adachi: What are you doing? I want to leave. -Izanami: Then, from behind. Ey, back! -Adachi: But this time say "stop", not "attack"! -Izanami: Back, back, back, back! *bam* I stopped it! -Adachi: What do you mean "I stopped it"?!
After adachi taking out the smoke from izanami then izanami began to take off his belt Adachi: what what what are you doing? Cant you see many people watching us?! Izanami: Ah dont worry there will DVD version of this and this is gonna be censored Adachi: No way! Im sorry i dont really nothing japanese but i can hear they say dvd and cencoring and stuff..
Actually the part before Izanami groped Adachi butt is a pun. "Kochi" means gay/lesbian depend on the gender. And that gestures when Izanami placed her hand on her cheek that way, is the gesture to say "kochi". You can check the full translation by PokemonaMoni. Iza : - are you from hereAdachi : No I just came here todayIza : Then, you are from HERE (then you are gay). That's why groped butt.