Ever lost your phone? Ever go crazy trying to find it? I have. I wrote this song about that.
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Lyrics: STAYING SOBER 1 BUD AT A TIME
STAYING SOBER'S A HARD THING TO DO
THE PAIN AND THE FEAR WE GO THROUGH
BUT BOOZE KICKED MY ASS, I'VE UPGRADED TO GRASS
BEING GREEN'S MORE FUN THAN BEING BLUE
I QUIT DRINKING IN 1983
THAT'S ALSO WHEN I QUIT SLEEP
PTSD AND ANXIETY,
I'D COUNT RESENTMENTS INSTEAD OF SHEEP
SUPPORT GROUPS, YOGA, MEDITATION AND THERAPY
HELPED TO A DEGREE (chime!)
AFTER TWENTY FIVE YEARS OF SOBRIETY
IT STILL HURT BEING ME
A DOCTOR TOLD ME TO TRY THC
I TOLD HER THAT'S A TWELVE STEP CRIME
NOW WITH LESS STRESS AND MORE CREATIVITY
I'M STAYING SOBER 1 BUD AT A TIME
POT'S NOT COCAINE, OPIOIDS OR WINE
IT'S A FLOWER THAT MAKES ME FEEL FINE (FLOWER POWER)
WEED EASES MY PAIN, THE STRAINS FEED MY BRAIN
STAYING SOBER 1 BUD AT A TIME
POT'S NOT AN ESCAPE FROM REALITY
AND NO ONE'S O.D.'D ON WEED
YEAH, GRASS IS A GATEWAY, TO A GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP
AND BETTER INSIGHT INTO ME
CANNABINOIDS BRING ME JOY
THEY ENABLE RECOVERY
I MAY SMELL LIKE A SKUNK
BUT YOU'D SURE HATE ME DRUNK
I’LL REMAIN GREEN AND SERENE
POT'S NOT FOR EVERYONE
THAT JUST MEANS THERE'S MORE FOR ME!
I NEVER WOKE UP IN TIJUANA
WITH A STRANGE DUDE AFTER SMOKING MARIJUANA
I DON'T BLACK OUT
OR PASS OUT.
THERES NO DOUBT.
SOUR DECRIMINALIZE IT
LEAGALIZE IT.
FREE THE WEED.
11 сен 2024
