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Adult Joke: A lawyer married a virgin woman who had previously divorced ten husbands 

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A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
She answered, "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative. He kept telling me how great it was going to be."
"Husband #2 was in software services. He was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me."
"Husband #3 was from field services. He said everything checked out diagnostically, but he just couldn't get the system up."
"Husband #4 was in telemarketing. Even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver."
"Husband #5 was an engineer. He understood the basic process, but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method."
"Husband #6 was from finance and administration. He thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not."
"Husband #7 was in marketing. Although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it."
"Husband #8 was a psychologist. All he ever did was talk about it."
"Husband #9 was a gynecologist. All he did was look at it."
"Husband #10 was a stamp collector. All he ever did was... God, I miss him!"
She concluded, "But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm going to get really screwed!
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Комментарии : 40   
@Paul-11
@Paul-11 2 года назад
" Husband #10 was a stamp collector. All he ever did was... Gosh, I miss him !" 😂
@mogarcia9755
@mogarcia9755 2 года назад
😛😛😛😛😛
@arinaina4262
@arinaina4262 Год назад
Great one
@mutsakabaliling4005
@mutsakabaliling4005 2 года назад
Fireman is the best because everytime youre on fire he is eager to point his nozzle ,ready to douse.
@arvinddas6803
@arvinddas6803 2 года назад
She was going to get a lot of dates ! Literally 🤣
@kylerogerspowers2935
@kylerogerspowers2935 2 года назад
That is 💯 percent true. No doubt about it.
@smc1942
@smc1942 2 года назад
Another good punchline.... "You work for the IRS. I know I'm getting f*cked this time!!!"
@darthvirgin7157
@darthvirgin7157 Год назад
congressmen are the ones who decide what and WHO to tax. IRS just enforces congress’ decision. or are you that obtuse.
@smc1942
@smc1942 Год назад
@@darthvirgin7157 It was joke. I know how the system works, and it's corrupt as hell. The fact you cannot recognize a joke reflects who's really obtuse. 🙄 Only Narcissists Troll. Running down others pumps up their frail little egos. Get a Life.
@darthvirgin7157
@darthvirgin7157 Год назад
@@smc1942 it’s a tired, old AND unoriginal joke that continues to perpetuate reTHUGlican and LIBERtard (libertarian) talking points that have no basis in truth. jokes are funny when there’s underlying truth in the joke’s story. your joke is pedestrian. which explains why most funny comedians are NOT CONservos.
@junkiexl86
@junkiexl86 2 года назад
Finance Admin. So true it hurts
@tj921able
@tj921able 2 года назад
Great one, thank you for the good laugh!!
@JokesOfTheDayCom
@JokesOfTheDayCom 2 года назад
Glad you enjoyed it!
@brucebaraniak4510
@brucebaraniak4510 2 года назад
That's for sure . Good one .
@lucianolorenzo8395
@lucianolorenzo8395 Год назад
Got that right
@johngammons5471
@johngammons5471 2 года назад
Don't know why she divorced #10. He would have made her happy forever LOL
@angeldetierra3855
@angeldetierra3855 Год назад
► He will never lick the same stamp Forever!
@armandodevincenzi1421
@armandodevincenzi1421 Год назад
andy
@reggieswindeall7438
@reggieswindeall7438 2 года назад
Ain't that the damn truth.
@eldenbyrd203
@eldenbyrd203 2 года назад
Funny, but true.
@AliAhmadi-hq9pj
@AliAhmadi-hq9pj Год назад
😂
@jaysilverheals4445
@jaysilverheals4445 2 года назад
that was along way to go
@WilliamRWarrenJr
@WilliamRWarrenJr 2 года назад
About 7 items too long.
@lloydgarland4667
@lloydgarland4667 Год назад
One for Steve Lehto :D
@barbarajolley6578
@barbarajolley6578 2 года назад
LOL. Good one:). Thank you for the laugh:).
@JokesOfTheDayCom
@JokesOfTheDayCom 2 года назад
You're welcome. 😁
@Cazadragoness
@Cazadragoness 2 года назад
i didn't understood the last... why the lawyer will be the best? (im from spain)
@kevrohrig
@kevrohrig 2 года назад
screwed has two meanings, one is done wrong as lawyers are famous for, and the other is to have sex which she has been waiting for.
@derekcrymble9085
@derekcrymble9085 2 года назад
Sorry , but that would be 10 annulments NOT divorces . If no consummation , you don't get a divorce .
@peterclark6290
@peterclark6290 2 года назад
Husband #11 worked for the government and was waiting to put the right team together. Husband #12 was a machinist and was never confident it was straight enough. Husband #13 was a director so every time anyone said 'action' he cringed. (in response to a dickhead comment from 'You Told')
@MartinLopez-mh4wb
@MartinLopez-mh4wb 2 года назад
L.o.l. 😜👍👍👍
@gulabkhan4662
@gulabkhan4662 2 года назад
Hu
@WilliamRWarrenJr
@WilliamRWarrenJr 2 года назад
Too many non-essentials. "My first was a paychologist etc, "My second was a gynecologist etc, "My third was a gourmet." (But I *like* the "stamp collector" gag, that's choice!)
@youtold7727
@youtold7727 2 года назад
Cut it down to 5 husbands
@peterclark6290
@peterclark6290 2 года назад
Husband #11 worked for the government and was waiting to put the right team together. Husband #12 was a machinist and was never confident it was straight enough. Husband #13 was a director so every time anyone said 'action' he cringed.
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