+ChipArgyle tbh. I don't even think Jimmy is that dark. Well maybe it's the way he tells the jokes but overall I don't think he goes that far when telling jokes. (or I'm too damaged to see it)^^
I wrote some... -Yesterday, my aunt lost her son whilst walking through Central Park... She called it "public miscarriage" -Today I almost run over a cat! Damn... But maybe tomorrow. -Pepper spray keeps the rapist away. -I'm a hard liner... I don't need to grind my cocaine. -I once lied to my neighbours; I told them, I was a heart surgeon. They still believe that to this day. And so do my patients. -Against my fear of flying, I got one good solution: Valium. (Tom 52, Pilot)
I don't tell jokes about raping babies either, especially not in the workplace, because I have some respect for my workmates. Also, because the nursery didn't run a background check and I don't want to arouse suspicion.
Probably had something to do with being serious about his job and wanting to keep a positive atmosphere for all of his students. You know, grown up stuff.
michelle goh you can't hear tone through a tweet, so when receiving back lash people will claim there honest opinions as jokes, if your going to say something like this it has to be in person as tone and facial expression are very important when telling a joke of this nature.
I can't believe he would say such an insensitive thing with all that's going on in Africa. Did you know that kids in Africa don't watch sit-coms??? ... ... Because you watch those after having dinner.
I prefer Billy Connoly's approach, just tell them to f off and then continue, I don't like it when comedians make a huge thing about hecklers, although it is sometimes hilarious
@@thebigeasy87 He has to, absolutely no human could be THAT fast ALL the time. You can hardly blame him for having a couple of decent catch-all insults in the chamber to throw at random hecklers, sometimes there's just nothing exceptionally funny about the person heckling and it's just a random cunt being a cunt and there's no material to work with other than them being a cunt.
+Djohan Rady You should watch more of Jimmy Carr, most of them are in the same mould. He loves hecklers in the audience some of his best material comes from bantering with them.
I have to share an experience when I saw Jimmy Carr live in Finland a couple years back. There was a segment where he announced that he'd like to hear out some good old heckling, but knowing Finns, you could have heard a pin drop during the silence that followed.
Black, that joke falls flat since it's untrue. The Japanese are very good drivers. They live on something that moves. Bikes. Trains. Planes. They really helped shape our world and invented a few things along the way. Interesting history.
Nope, I never said that. I said, *that* joke (meaning, his joke, not all jokes) fell flat because it was completely untrue, thus only racist and innately unfunny.
Vam The Anomaly yes I saw what you did and though I appreciate the effort, I've heard it 37 times. And no, ebola is no longer a crisis as of a year a ago 😂😂😂😂😂
I liked this joke he told. "I told my sister a cancer joke the other day, she didn't find it remotely funny. I said lighten up! You've lost your hair not your sense of humour!"
IT'S A FUCKING JOKE LIGHTEN THE FUCK UP PROBLEM WITH WORLD TODAY EVERYONE GETS OFFENDED TOO EASILY. WERE BORN WE DIE PART IN THE MIDDLE SHOULD BE FUNNY NOT A CONSTANT GRIP. AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT DON'T WATCH IT
"If Africa only had more mosquito nets then every year we could save millions... of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS" that pause after 'millions'. The beat this man tells jokes is superb.
Um, that pause is essential to the joke, actually. It’s not just some extra nice finesse that Jimmy put on the joke-it IS the heart of the joke working.
He once on a dare said on stage in Dublin "I believe there should be one united Ireland... (huge roar and applause from the audience) ... under british rule". ;)
You've not heard many funny things, then. I can name 100 things funnier. Maybe 1000. I hope you're 11-years-old and that is why you ain't not hear nothing (I don't really speak like that, Will Smith's Men In Black is rubbing off on me right now (have to love Americanisms)).
First of all, love you Tim... Jimmy, I think your new best joke was said on the 2017 Big Fat Quiz of Everything, the baby gripping the pencil. Richard Ayoade questioned the parenting decision of picking up the baby by a pencil asking, what if the pencil broke? You answered, "It'd be fine, just buy a new pencil!" Oh my goodness, I think I ripped a cheek muscle laughing. Loving mother of 3 kids.
Best part of the video that no one has noticed: During Carr's delivery of the joke, there is a woman dead-ass asleep in the background on the left, who then wakes up after everyone bursts out laughing at 1:23, she then leans over to her date (?) who presumably explains the joke she missed. Tickled me pink.
I once saw a *“Missing Girl”* poster saying that a 12-year old called Emily had gone missing some months ago. Described as a red-headed, brown eyes, beautiful and fun loving child who is always laughing. Some months later I was in a taxi going through this horrible poor city estate and I saw a girl peering though a boarded up window, tied up with rope and duct tape! She had red hair! She had brown eyes! I couldn’t believe it - I thought back to the missing girl poster! *But then, I saw this girl behind the boarded up window was crying her fucking eyes out! The poster said “always laughing” Couldn’t have been her. So I just walked on.*
I feel like American comics like this have no idea how dark our humour can go, because that mosquito joke was pretty lightweight compared to some of the jokes I've heard Jimmy Carr tell.
The Patriot u quoted what was a reply to a child hating on Islam. idk why im even continuing. everyone here is acting like a butthurt child, and i dont want to become part of that. so im ending this now. it was nice talking to u, i hope u have a good day, friend.
@@ActuallyJamesS How is Eddie Izzard still relevant?! 🙈 Is it because the clown now dresses as a woman and tries to become an mp for the pathetic labour party 🤷♂️🤣
He's been my favorite (current) stand up for the past few years. He does a lot of UK comedy "game show" type things too. Check out Big Fat Quiz, and his appearances on Quite Interesting. He also hosts 8 out of 10 cats, which is more game show than comedy, and not my cup of tea. Hope you enjoy.
8 out of 10 Cats Does Countdown is awesome. Not only can you practice your English and maths skills, you can do so whilst whacking off to Miss Rachel Riley lol!
The Golden Globes or the Oscars should get Jimmy to host their Awards When Ricky Gervais hosted the Golden Globes the Yanks were like WHO THE FUCK IS THIS GUY??? but when he was Finished he was a SUPERSTAR in WORLD Comedy Jimmy should do the same
Mosquito and other Orthopods have hemolymph in place of blood. Hemolymph is a fluid analogous to the blood in vertebrates. It circulates in the interior of the arthropod body remaining in direct contact with the animal's tissues. It is composed of a fluid plasma in which hemolymph cells called hemocytes are suspended. In addition to hemocytes, the plasma also contains many chemicals. It is the major tissue type of the open circulatory system characteristic of arthropods (e.g. arachnids, crustaceans and insects). In addition, some non-arthropods such as molluscs possess a hemolymphatic circulatory system. So HIV cannot harm a mosquito because there is nothing like T lymphocytes, receptors and co-receptors in hemolymph. Moreover, the HIV disease takes years to manifest itself. The life span of a mosquito is too short for that.
Eddie Izzard: "The stand ups are the person in the room who always gets up and articulates what people are thinking, or something they haven't thought of"....so literally anything.
Part of a really good joke is to offend. Its funny because it’s so wrong. We did a funny short film about the super hero fireman (flame on) saving a baby on our channel. We got some hate mail from that. Lol. It’s on our channel if you want to be offended.
Anyone old enough to remember the "Truly Tasteless Jokes" books from the 80s? I had about 5 of them or so, had them all memorized at one point. Recently uncovered a couple in some old boxes. Almost every joke in that series is like the mosquito joke. Truly tasteless, and funny as hell.
Holy shit!!! I had those. Loved them to bits and they were soooo offensive. My mum used to run a bookstore so I’d read them at lunchtime when I was on a break. Ah, good times.
+Yitzchak Epstein There's nothing overtly racist about it, but it is somewhat racist if you take the joke to mean that African lives are less important than the lives of mosquitoes. That's for you to decide though. The brilliant part about this joke is that it leaves a lot to your own imagination.
David Iliff Oh... I thought there's some hidden meaning. There is nothing racist here, because it's not specifically saying anything about their race.It just happens to take place in Africa...
Jacob B It has nothing to do with black people... There are black people in the setting of the joke. If it was about those huge Chinese hornets, it would be set in Asia, and it wouldn't be a racist joke... The biggest HIV affected population is Africa, so the joke is more convenient there...
+Andrew M you've missed the point. nobody says that saying "I have black friends" means you're racist. The issue that you're referring to is saying racist things and then denying that you're racist 'because you have black friends'. Having black friends doesn't prove you're not racist. Plenty of actual racists can compartmentalize their beliefs and think it's consistent to think along the lines of "most black people suck, but you're different". No, that thinking is racist. It might not be the most racist thing possible, but it's still racist.
@@stuartpaulandrews "I’ve yet to see live" Yet is future tense. It means in anticipation to see one day. Clearly I understand English more than you. Thanks
Eddie Izzard before he discovered women’s clothes and lipstick. And a complete embarrassment to Australia, Tim fuckhead Minchin. I fucking hate this video🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻
