Advent Calendars 2020 Day 1 | Ashens & Nerdcubed

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Reminder: Future entries in this series will be on / extraashens
It's the WHEELEY CHEESEY ADVENT! Which, as you'll slowly discover, was a hideous mistake for our bodies.
Notice that I set up a camera for a wide shot as usual without knowing that Dan was filming an extreme close-up, so mine is a hideously low-quality zoom! Hooray!
Massive thanks to the ever-excellent Matt Collins for doing all the editing this year. His reward? No cheese!
#advent #2020 #ashens

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@RyanRyzzo 3 года назад

I like Aerodynamic Ashens. Wonderful sound, strange shape.

@dr.pepper9893 3 года назад

"Wonderful sound strange shape" That's what I'll put on my gravestone

@MrClassiccarenthusia 3 года назад

I don't understand it myself, unless he has done it for a part in film? 🤔 A parody of Breaking Bad perhaps? I mean he wasn't going bald when I last saw him with hair, so I can only assume that he is upto something.

@mobsterpoodle1781 3 года назад

Does he come with a funny laughter key?

@MildExplosion 3 года назад

@@MrClassiccarenthusia I assume he shaved his head for a cancer charity thing / Movember

@ashley-nq9fm 3 года назад

@@MrClassiccarenthusia he has been losing his hair for years!

@Sereomontis 3 года назад

That "I'm a reliable reindeer" is gonna give everyone who saw last years advent calendars nightmares and PTSD flashbacks.

@JERRYTHECOG 3 года назад

Imagine the grass mask with that playing in the background 🤣

@grassmaskdevotee3375 3 года назад

Good. Our Overlords shall be pleased.

@eivind-falk 3 года назад

Reliable reindeer, handjob fairies, and grass masks. The Christmas horrors are never-ending...

@batsardcat3285 3 года назад

I loved it so though

@harleyjune 3 года назад

NO CARDBOARD TREES!!! *sits rocking in the corner*

@TheRetroFuture 3 года назад

You know Christmas has officialy started when episode 1 is uploaded.

@TheWitlord 3 года назад

You should see if you can find some Nintendo related Advent calendars, my wife and I would certainly watch

@dr.pepper9893 3 года назад

And when's the video is officially inaugurated with the classic timeless phrase that has been used since 1807 "I'm a reliable reindeer"

@wisteela 3 года назад

I'd forgot about the start of this. How?!

@reliablereindeer 3 года назад

Finally my username becomes relevant again

@BoxOfFeet 3 года назад

Are.. Are you allowed here after the PowKiddie incident?

@jasonhughes3481 3 года назад

"I'm a reliable reindeer" is still burned into my mind from last year. I never thought I'd hear it again.

@MattHirst 3 года назад

I genuinely missed "Hello, Ho, Ho" last year. Now we have the best of both worlds.

@quietfang1 3 года назад

The trauma returns.

@leecairnduff8021 3 года назад

Stuart's head is a clue for the next video "wish wig special"

@speedwaynutt 3 года назад

3rd film Ashens and the search for his missing hair.

@GamerTime_2002 3 года назад

Staurticus baldicus

@Zen17h 3 года назад

He's turning into Mentski

@djpaul146 3 года назад

No he's going to review under arm roll on deodorants 😂🤣🤣😂😁

@0wnz0rz888 3 года назад

@@speedwaynutt I’d watch that!

@apricity4290 3 года назад

Ashens has actually scored an acting role in a new film coming out next year called “snooker champions” in which he plays the cue ball

@TheHutchy01 3 года назад

Close, he's gonna put a beret on, and start busting myths.

@DewMan001 3 года назад

The film is actually a Toy Story style tale of what the balls get up to when nobody is around to play with them

@zoeyxaviera2186 Год назад

@@DewMan001 what do your balls do when no ones playing with them lol ( yes I'm 4 mentally)

@WalcomS7 3 года назад

Bald Ashens is surprisingly less cursed than I imagined.

@bennyhaha66 3 года назад

"Balled" compared to neutered?

@Nedula007 3 года назад

*bald

@mariopikaman1 3 года назад

@@bennyhaha66 No, balled as compared to cubed

@redhood6525 3 года назад

can you gimmie nerf

@pierdeer 3 года назад

Yeah! It was a bit uncanny when he started appearing bald weeks or even months prior, but I feel like he rocks that bald cut quite well.

@grassmaskdevotee3375 3 года назад

I see our Grass Mask Overlords have eaten Ashens hair. What a thing of beauty.

@tncorgi92 3 года назад

It remains to be seen if they will make an encore appearance this year.

@MerkMacheen 3 года назад

Noooooooo!!!> Its BAD!!!!!!!!. and WHY TF did he do it?!

@domhunt 3 года назад

@@MerkMacheen it’s awful, I loved his hair!!!

@domhunt 3 года назад

@@MerkMacheen he looks like thanos now😂😂

@colleennikstenas4921 3 года назад

You got bored didn't you?

@gavc21 3 года назад

when ashens spent all morning doing his hair and forgot to wear it for the video :P

@atomknight8361 3 года назад

@Samson Themighty bri ish

@Jojozilla426 3 года назад

@Samson Themighty wut

@Jojozilla426 3 года назад

@Samson Themighty I dont get it bruh

@Kae6502 3 года назад

"I'm a reliable reindeer!" My god, It feels like it's been decades now. Takes me back a time filled with innocence and hopes for a bright future - and Cheese, lots of cheese. :D

@Frellyouall 3 года назад

It's not Christmas until I hear the Ashens Advent Calendar intro.

@thegreatgrassmask1074 3 года назад

Christmas will never come, instead our grass soldiers will cull every puny being of flesh and we will rise in their place!

@RIXRADvidz 3 года назад

I'm a Reliable Reindeer.

@RIXRADvidz 3 года назад

@@thegreatgrassmask1074 Get Busy, you were LATE Last Year.

@Rynax- 3 года назад

I love that tune so much, I use it as my town tune in Animal Crossing :D

@MatthewHoogstra 3 года назад

@@Rynax- That's such a good idea for a town tune! Would you mind sharing the notes or how you made it? I'd love to have it as my town tune for this month.

@rebeccah3091 2 года назад

my holiday tradition where I come back and watch all the years before while watching the new years advent calendars as too not go nuts not knowing what the next day brings , then Christmas day I rewatch the whole month all over again in full .

@vinmakesthings 3 года назад

“Hello-ho-ho”: the clarion call of Tatmas.

@AxxLAfriku 3 года назад

Don't let this distract you from the fact that I am the ugliest RU-vidr worldwide. I also smell like 100 de*d orangutans and have two hot hot hot girlfriends as you can see on my highly stimulating channel. Greetings, dear bin

@Inserteggpunshere 3 года назад

@@AxxLAfriku can i have burger please

@onionmctwist 3 года назад

Joy to the world, the lord has come, let earth subscribe for more

@tabithathecat 3 года назад

@@AxxLAfriku sir this is Tesco's

@brickrose9756 3 года назад

Bless Ashens. As a continually balding man with self confidence issues, it's a refreshing to see a personal hero go ahead and shave off his hair. I had been contemplating doing the same, and Ashens pulls off the look well!

@mr_mogg 3 года назад

Can't give enough praise to Stuart and Dan. It wouldn't feel like Advent without these videos.

@therunawaykid6523 3 года назад

Yeah I agree I look forward to these every Christmas

@antonydandrea 3 года назад

I miss when it was just ashens on the couch to be honest

@dillyndvd 3 года назад

Hard cut to wide shot of Ashens set up is comedy gold to me. The timing is hilarious

@HeyItsAJOmega 3 года назад

Five seconds in and that singing little git from last year's Advent is back. Nature is returning. Or something.

@EBurns91 3 года назад

That was a hell of a PTSD experience.

@applegal3058 3 года назад

Maybe the grass masks will come back too...no!

@thegreatgrassmask1074 3 года назад

He is a creature formed from the dark magic of the grass empire and will lead the charge of our reign of terror when our age finally arrives!

@Roadent1241 3 года назад

I still don't know what its singing, I have the first few and last words but in between is just jumbled.

@RIXRADvidz 3 года назад

@@thegreatgrassmask1074 when? finally? Get Busy!! Time's a-wastin'

@VanTheVixen 3 года назад

For some reason, my brain still assumes advent calendars won't have Nerd in them, then I am pleasantly surprised every year that he is there. There have been more than double the number of advent calendars with him than without him, but I never expect him

@Cindarr1 3 года назад

Ashens looks like he's about to go and break someones knees 'cause he loaned them some money a while back and they still haven't paid the 300% interest.

@queenoftheworld_ 3 года назад

I get Phil Mitchell vibes

@singaporesammy 3 года назад

I was thinking Breaking Barshens. He's been making blue tat in an old caravan.

@TheChrisHype 3 года назад

My wife just surprised me with a “Coffee of the Day” advent calendar. Good stuff.

@darknut1223 3 года назад

wow! Nerdcubed has really moved up in the world. he's doing advent with stone cold Steve Austin this year!

@DoctorInk20 3 года назад

Lukewarm Stuart Ashen! Who then cracks open several cans of 30 year old soft drinks and spits them out. XD

@danpryle313 3 года назад

AND THATS THE BOTTON DOLLAR!

@alexandrawindover 3 года назад

I'm dying thats gold

@jmckendry84 3 года назад

Ashens looks like he's about to unleash the power of Tiberium.

@BD90.. 3 года назад

Is that a Command and conquer reference?

@mrsadrobot 3 года назад

No, comrade Premiere. Christmas has only begun.

@jmckendry84 3 года назад

@@mrsadrobot our sofa is under attack

@artinyyk 3 года назад

Christmas isn’t the same without Dan and Phil Mitchell opening advent calendars.

@fintandavies1977 3 года назад

that got me!

@sirprintalot 3 года назад

GRAAAANT

@B_Skizzle 3 года назад

I see Stuart's channeling Mentski a bit. Now all he needs is 200% more beard and the transformation will be complete.

@Welshdude789 3 года назад

Was thinking ‘it doesn’t feel like Christmas/ December yet for some reason’ NOW it does

@natgrant1364 3 года назад

I look forward to this every year now. I'm so happy they're still doing it despite the social distancing.

@flyingtardisOfficial 3 года назад

ashens has never looked more like pimon segg as he does without hair

@jmckendry84 3 года назад

Pimon Segg, star of Shawn of the Undead?

@cavegremlin3851 3 года назад

@@jmckendry84 Shawn Of The Dead, Hot Fuzz and World's End.

@flyingtardisOfficial 3 года назад

@@jmckendry84 nah, Shawn Of The Sheep :P

@luke6013 3 года назад

No, Simon Pegg, looks more like Ashens...

@grassmaskdevotee3375 3 года назад

Pimons Egg?

@koquarian 3 года назад

Alternate title: Rick Moranis and Stone Cold Steve Austin purchase poundland advent calenders.

@deltavictor8369 3 года назад

I'm so glad you're still doing these. Watching the daily Advent opening, and opening our own, dueling calendars has become part of our December tradition.

@MrGollywock 3 года назад

Dan's fire truck looks very cheap, and the "and accessories" part doesn't inspire much confidence. I think Ashens has a decent chance this year.

@tncorgi92 3 года назад

Could be like Playmobil all over again.

@callummclachlan4771 3 года назад

Yeah. I feel the Hot Wheels car was way better. Didn't look so brittle and plasticky.

@LaverniusTucker2410 3 года назад

Cheese? Against Ashens? Please, that man has eaten nuclear waste.

@skyflier8955 3 года назад

I read that my first though was “wait, has he!?” and that’s about all you need to know about Stuart

@brocka.6479 3 года назад

Barry's probably like "oh thank god I didn't draw the short straw". This is his nightmare, writ large.

@04whim 3 года назад

Well, until tomorrow: stay fresh, cheese calendars.

@jkayrichardson3366 3 года назад

this has become one of my favourite christmas traditions, was really worried covid would stop this from happening this year. So glad to see that at least with all the stuff thats happened this year, i am still able to enjoy stuart and nerdcubed guy open shite advent calendars

@zGamerGodz 3 года назад

These advent things are like the highlight of my year please keep doing them for the end of time

@smokeytripod 3 года назад

Thank god, even Covid and the bumbling UK government couldn't stop the Ashens/Nerdcubed Advent calendars :D

@sumorley7267 3 года назад

more so just the english government i'm in envy of scottland they are dealing with it much better

@BoffoCaveman 3 года назад

I'm so happy you're still doing this.

@dissydwarf4945 3 года назад

I love that the kind of not great calendar for the loser is Barry's worst nightmare in advent calendar form

@jmckendry84 3 года назад

I'm with Barry on this one. Cheese is evil.

@dissydwarf4945 3 года назад

@@jmckendry84 not getting any arguments from me I've always been on his side when it came to this

@ahandsomefridge 3 года назад

You guys are crazy. Send all your cheese to me! Except for the naughty kind of cheese.

@dissydwarf4945 3 года назад

@@ahandsomefridge now we are only going to send the naughty kind

@MegaVikingen 3 года назад

*Barry:* "Hmm, I wonder what Dan and Stuart are doing for the Advent calendar this year?" *Ashens:* "And the punishment calendar is... The Calendar of Cheese!" *Barry:* "Oh, my God. That is just revolting! You've ruined my Christmas, Stuart!"

@AlexAlex98324 3 года назад

The first video I looked at when I woke up today. We cant start December without this show

@DCGMatthew1 3 года назад

The most wonderful time of every year, the Ashens and Nerd Advent Calender.

@DouglasQuaid999 3 года назад

Ah yes, my favourite tradition of advent calendars with Nerdcubed and British Jeff Bezos

@Hijiri_MIRACHION 3 года назад

I didn't think NerdCubed would be here because of everything that has happened this year, but they made it work.

@vincegreen7946 3 года назад

For anyone curious I watched it at 0.25 x speed and the caption says "you cock - matt" This has been a useless customer service announcement Thank you

@BenLubar 3 года назад

You can pause a RU-vid video and push the , and . keys to move frame-by-frame. This has been a slightly less useless but still very useless public service announcement Thank you

@iiU2 3 года назад

I can't believe I was 17 when I first watched Ashens. I'm now 31...

@heartysquid 3 года назад

Glad you've been with his channel that long...I'm just wishing I'd found him sooner than 2 years ago

@ahandsomefridge 3 года назад

I'm such a n00b, I arrived at this channel only 9 years ago. I am older than 31 though.

@jaymz6473 3 года назад

I'll be 31 in two months, but same. Ever since the microwave crisps and Through the Tech Hole.

@sirspookybones1118 3 года назад

I think I've been watching for 6 years now

@chrisvisser-fee2631 3 года назад

This man has made videos for 14 years?

@shuriKen469 3 года назад

i salute you lads for setting up and recording an advent special this holiday season. it'll be a smashing end to the year that is 2020.

@IanNewborn 3 года назад

You have no idea how much I needed this, this year. Thank you both.

@RobinFowler1982 3 года назад

Thank you guys for finding a way to make this work for 2020. It has been a Christmas staple for me, and many others im sure!

@spikedobject5628 3 года назад

And thats when ashens became Heisenberg

@ToTheGAMES 3 года назад

Hashensberg

@spikedobject5628 3 года назад

@@ToTheGAMES I AM the tat collector. I AM the one who STOCKS.

@beefboy8812 3 года назад

I was waiting for someone to make that joke

@ToTheGAMES 3 года назад

@@spikedobject5628 Heisentat?

@PowerGlove79 3 года назад

@@spikedobject5628 Breaking Tat

@PalKiba 3 года назад

Bald Ashens looks like if he’s gonna give you a stunner.

@mastersake11 3 года назад

I feel as though this is going to be more painful than the spice calendar somehow

@Dabeaux 3 года назад

So glad this is back, it's my favorite tradition

@The__Creeper 3 года назад

Two British boys talking about Christmas tat? Now it's Christmas.

@Noir4Moon 3 года назад

Watching Ashens and Dan slowly lose all hope in humanity and becoming dead behind the eyes (and in this instance, watching their eyes gradually turn to cheese) is my favourite festive tradition. 🎄

@conveninggrunt6386 3 года назад

The best part of 2020 has arrived

@SlyPearTree 3 года назад

It is the first good part of 2020.

@conveninggrunt6386 3 года назад

@@SlyPearTree and this series shall be the only good thing,besides ashens film

@RIXRADvidz 3 года назад

The End.

@rossvegas7 3 года назад

Waited all year for this!!!! Get in!!!! It's really starting to feel like Christmas now.

@John_Smith_Dumfugg 3 года назад

It finally feels like Christmas again, thank you gentlemen

@Knucells 3 года назад

The joy I felt when "I'm a reliable Reindeer!" came ringing through my phone.... Harkens back to happier times 😂

@whitewarrior0296 3 года назад

Personally I think Ashens should've won. That car had purple wheels and was gilded, that was a car of ROYALS.

@StringCheeze 3 года назад

Absolutely agree!

@CiderDivider 3 года назад

Excellent return of that reliable reindeer.

@TheRivieraKid 3 года назад

Advent calendars with Nerdcubed and a thumb.

@HuntersMoon78 3 года назад

A thumb with a beard

@Tater_Lord 3 года назад

@@HuntersMoon78 a thumb with a hairy knuckle even

@quazz4life 3 года назад

My favorite time of year has returned! And dear god do we need it this year.

@Skyline770 3 года назад

2020 may have been a nightmare, but I always knew I had Ashens and NerdCubed advent calendars to look forward to.

@AccusedJ 3 года назад

“Can we play the trailer for the film though?” “Yes.” *Wonder Woman 1984 advertisement plays*

@injusticekombat6656 3 года назад

I look forward to this every year

@Postghost 3 года назад

Im pretty sure out of all the 850 channels I'm subbed to on my 14 year old account, Ashens is probably still the one who's new video I'd click on first.

@StickySauce101 3 года назад

the Ashens logo will need to be updated to reflect his bald status.

@danceswithdirt7197 2 года назад

Poundland just needs to start selling wigs.

@nalazala7387 3 года назад

I think these have become my favorite holiday tradition

@mrfluffytailthethird 3 года назад

These advent calendar videos are the only thing I have to look forward to in Christmas 2020

@BrassSkull 3 года назад

Chaps it's pure joy to see this. Thank you and merry cheesemass.

@HeyItsAJOmega 3 года назад

In my mind, Dan had the robot Wheely Big Cheese from Robot Wars in the back of his mind all the way through the filming of this.

@sirloinestakegames7866 3 года назад

Bloody loved that robot ❤

@NeishaKW22 9 месяцев назад

Knowing Dan, he probably did

@asmolbean9300 3 года назад

I love Dan still has the reindeer Honestly Ashens should have won

@saint23thomas 3 года назад

Yeah, that fire engine would have been more durable if it was made of cardboard.

@cheekbonestrenchcoat 3 года назад

His car was more substantial but there's just something about a fire engine with a movable, extending ladder that speaks to the young boy inside them

@fleggle 3 года назад

This tradition fills my heart with whimsy Also great job on polybius heist you guys!

@RIXRADvidz 3 года назад

Straight Up Quality Entertainment. Not for the Serious Minded At all.

@silverbeach1557 3 года назад

Genuinely thought that was a bald cap and this was an elaborate gag of some kind.

@YourTypicalMental 3 года назад

The only Christmas joy I get is watching these two grown men opening Advent calendars.

@Jambunctious 3 года назад

"I'm a reliable reindeer"

@TheSmart-CasualGamer 3 года назад

Aren't we all?

@UndeadCollector 3 года назад

Seeing Ashens without hair, is like a different person. Im glad he still sounds like ashens :p

@spooky_lizbean1050 3 года назад

Not Christmas without these. Thanks boys!!

@kingoftherodeo87 3 года назад

Ashes looks like Kane from C&C... best Christmas.

@MediumRareOpinions 3 года назад

Kane LIVES!

@AsterInDis 3 года назад

Your advent calendars are the highlight of my Decembers.

@dmd8552 3 года назад

Mine too. Plus I rewatch the old ones

@brightredphoennix 3 года назад

Every time Dan starts off with an amazing first day, he always winds up getting the worst calendar. Has he learned nothing?

@nekowolf583 3 года назад

Yes! I’ve been waiting...checks calendar...eight hundred years for this.

@MrRattlebones640 3 года назад

'Jesse, we need to open advent calendars'

@phantomyoongi8339 3 года назад

oi mr. ashens, mate, let's go to the bloody Les Poulets Frères

@DontUseThisOne88 3 года назад

That intro music made me break into a smile without even thinking about it

@SupremoPete 3 года назад

It's not Christmas without these. Glad you are both back for yet another year!

@Chaos89P 3 года назад

I didn't think to open this Advent Calendar yesterday. Bald Stuart and the "reliable" reindeer were not what I was expecting.

@kingk7832 3 года назад

7:25 literaly right as Ashens is about to show the first car I was like "Wow they really put some effort in this year, that's good production value" Then I realised it was just an advert for hot wheels playing by coincidence

@leahmarie821 3 года назад

So happy to see this! Also bought and watched the film. Loved it.

@RS250Squid 2 года назад

It's the very end of Nobember 2021, and I'm really hoping for the start of another advent series tomorrow!

@lordcoggswaffle4444 3 года назад

Buying your film has made watching your work all the more sweet. Thank you for suffering through that awful cheese sir, you are a saint.

@Reddsoldier 3 года назад

We were all waiting for this moment.

@crab152003 3 года назад

This will be the best thing in 2020. Thank you ashens and dan.

@KenMantheUltimate 3 года назад

"His mom's name is Martha his dad's name is... John." So Batman is the son of John Wayne?

@tncorgi92 3 года назад

I totally missed that

@shirleydick996 3 года назад

You two completely crack me up! - Couldn't sleep last night so watched some RU-vid quietly downstairs with headphones - then promptly woke up the entire household with uncontrollable belly laughter. Thanks guys, don't ever stop!!!

@ZakRobinsonMusicOfficial 3 года назад

Slightly sad you couldn’t do this in person, but it’s totally understandable why, and I’m just grateful we still get tatvent in this absolute steaming dog shit of a year. Thank you, you beautiful bastards ❤️