There once was a chap named Del Boy, In Peckham, he brought loads of joy. With a market stall flair, And schemes beyond compare, He span around on the floor whilst his theme music played, apparently.
Del Boy would probably flog em down the market for a few bob 😂 or in today’s money £1,000 (yes there’s some crappy calendars that are that much! It’s bonkers!)
@@RBFxJMH He chooses poorly like, every year. Dan doesn't learn, that's why he's doing the puzzle calendar, to embiggen his brain power so that he'll finally learn that if the calendar has a one big thing, then there'll be much less budget for the 23 other things inside.
Isn't this the one where everyone is supposedly holding Wesley's eyes open to force the game on him, but Wil Wheaton blinks, and they still used the shot?
"Dan smashed Barbie's face into a goo ball which had eaten a teddy bear, causing it to fart," is not a sentence I ever thought I would have to say, but at this point I probably should have expected it
Solid win for the science calendar, those bouncy gums are cool. Today my fancy german chocolate calendar gave me a ball of white chocolate filled with raspberry & wild berry cream. Pretty good, lots of taste but not as overpoweringly sweet as the mango one. Quite liked it.
I just want to share that today i organically (and contextually appropriately) said “i’m a reliable reindeer” to someone. It was the highlight of my christmas.
To think how different this might have been if Dan had the puzzle calendar as one of his main calendars and the Only Fools calendar was the punishment one.
Getting nothing would be better than what's in the Only Fools calendar because at least you can say the empty calendar was a mistake what you get in the Only Fools was on purpose.
On the sixteenth day of Advent, these two blokes gave to me Bouncy slime and Tiara Patrick Stewart! The biggest pearl necklace A plastic dog named Scruffy Desert bloke and dragon Bootleg Chip Hazard Lame plastic wand! Stealth Guy and lame horse Dirtbike and a comb Snow gear and a cap thing Soldier and mermaid tail Some fancy guns! Barbie and a box of weapons Tech gear and a brush Backpacks, shoes and dancers And Some guff that is generic
"What do you look like when you squish your face into it?" Ashens, not reaching for the toy version of himself, missing a prime opportunity to promote their horror movie, just smashes his nose against it.
I'm not sure if it's a thing in the UK, but what Stu hot out of his science calendar appears to be Silly Putty. (Or something of the like.) In addition to being fun to mold and bounce, if pushed onto a newspaper, it will pick up some of the ink. Leaving you with a reversed copy of the paper.
Behind the scenes at the "Only Fools and Horses" Advent Calander design process; "Hey Jerry, um... how many christmas clip arts were you able to find? 4? Yeah that should be good enough we'll pad it with Steve's Clip Art balloon he found and Tom's two 'Only Fool's and Horse's' designs he couldn't be fucked to make for us, that'll do it."
I still have the polybius heist figures in box, but when I get the turn back edition ones, I'm really tempted to get Stu out and Dremel out his hair to make it more accurate... =)
Today's "24 electronic games" advent calendar is an actual game; An electronic version of "Simon says" where if you can keep up with it; the "vault" is opened and you win.
Being an American, I'm 100% unfamiliar with the show "Only Fools & Horses". So why is this advent calendar giving me the impression that it's the British equivalent (regardless of which show came first) of the American show "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia"?
