Wait hasn't Soren mentioned having a kid on After Hours? If this entire series takes place in 2 1/2 months then his wife becoming pregnant and giving birth in that time is impossible, unless the rules for pregnancy are different in this universe?
Adrienne Day it's like the adam ruins pregnancy episode of adam ruins everything where they go to an alternate timeline soren has a kid in one of the infinite timelines this show is broadcast in but not all of them hence why in the parrallel universe for this episode it's only been two and a half months because this episode takes place in a universe where casting, producing directing and shooting a show can be done in a day
I must have heard the word "segue" for the first time at least five years ago but this is the first time I see it written. I always thought it must be spelled "segway" or possibly "seg way" and never questioned that. Edit: I just looked it up: A "segway" is an actual thing.
damnit, I hate when things like this happen. Stuff happens in the background and I don't even notice this. I would be a horrible witness at a crime scene.
its interesting watching these back considering most of the things they've discussed have been sequelled and/or rebooted since then, filling in some of the holes they present lol
Fury already knew about aliens, even without meeting Captain Marvel, he already had the tesseract, something his scientists would find to be alien. Plus the "Avengers" was hinted at by the end of the second hulk movie, Shield wanted "Avengers" because Stark, Hulk and probably mutants (deadpool and helicarrier) were beginning to pop up. Its a plan to defend or avenge against it.
Does that mean that the Potterverse is what the Middle Earth world eventually evolved into after so many thousands of years? Are the House Elves what Tolkein's Elves devolved into after human wizards became more and more plentiful and unconsciously corrupted the sources of magic to their own mortal likings? Is Voldemort the result of Gandalf reincarnating himself over and over, trying to fix the corruption, only to become the ultimate victim of it himself?
plucas1 I have to admit that would make for an interesting theory if not for the fact that the geography for each franchise just doesn't add up to support that.
Then maybe it's the Potterverse version of the Grey Havens that Harry stumbled into in book seven after "dieing". The halls of Mandos represented by a fucking ghostly train station.
Glenn A according to Tolkein himself it doesn't matter. As Tolkein envisioned Arda (middle earth is just a part of the Arda) to be the past of our own world.
I love the continuity of the waitress with the cards in the background. She just spends their entire conversation carefully reading them to see what side is the right side up, and putting the cards onto a singular stack to give back to Dan. That's just considerate. The best part is that the card stack actually changes size as if she's actually adding cards throughout the conversation.
I feel like that waitress and dan randomly have chemistry across the series. Theres one episode where she gives him an angry look after he spits on the floor. But then he says "my friends were bagging on superman again" and she's immediately fine with it and says "I understand completely"
@@matthewhurton3889 That waitress actress is none other than _"Starline Hodge"_ a graphic designer/animator/pole danced from LA who has her own RU-vid channel.
He could have worn a trench coat for the post office shit. Not like people in that area will ask you a lot of questions about your appearance. They don't wanna know. But John Doe must have actually been super psyched how well his thing was developing. Now assuming he was always going to put himself as envy and then another guy as wrath, he couldn't have wished for a better candidate than Brad Pitt, the angry detective investigating him.
He could donned a trench coat, but the bloody, bandaged fingers would require a do-over. Like they said, not even a smudge of death of the package that was delivered.
The only thing that Cracked did wrong was sell to the E. W. Scripps Company, who proceeded to gut any staff that were related to video production, or salaried/non-freelance, in an effort to optimize their profits. People Watching season 2 only got put out on Cracked because of a pre-existing contract, and the fact they raised half the funds needed through crowdfunding.
Small beans, some more news, quick questions with daniel and soren. I'm actually kind of happy with how things turned out, everyone who was at cracked seems to be alot less stressed and doing alot more creative work closer to their hearts, and it really shows in the quality of their content
No, Dan's point still stands. We're talking about Nick wanting to build a team of superheroes. What superheroes? That's his point, that Nick doesn't know there are other superheroes around. He's got Iron Man and maybe the Hulk, if he can find some way to keep the Hulk under control. That's not much of a team. And when he's telling them all about why he wanted to make them into a team in the first place, he doesn't say "'Cause I've met aliens, and they can do all kinds of weird shit". Nope, he tells them the team was in response to Loki, which it absolutely was in that movie.
Arwa al-suwailem Well they takes turns, so since you know the old crew did this one, the new crew will be doing the next one, and then the old crew in the one after that, and so on.
I appreciate this even more now that it's gone. All of the little comedic quips worked into consistent personalities and background actions is just perfect.
Theory: Katie got interested in the Friday the 13th franchise after the discussion in "Four Creepy Hidden Truths Behind Popular Scary Stories," when Dan informs her that Jason did not, in fact, take Manhattan.
New guys just haven't been in much. Except for Cody, who has already BEEN in the After Hours, as the government guy who wipes the team's memories -which is why they alredy remember 80 nights, when a lot more time has in fact passed.
Captain America existed and the whole hydra and the tesseract thing happened in the 40's. Fury knew this and also knew that somewhere in the universe there was a race of beings with the power to create the tesseract, as far as he could know. He was preparing. The scope for his Avengers Initiative needed only that much motivation. He pre-empted Iron Man Tony starks obsession in Ultron about the upcoming war and got a head start on them. Not to mention the Frost Giants attack and the Asgardian intervention and all the happenings in the eighties concerning Peter Quills abduction. Shield is shown in Antman to be up and running by the at least the late 70's and probably was in the midst of collating any and all data about off world species and potential threats.
Also, the word is that the Captain Marvel movie coming in the next year or two will take place during the 1990's, where Nick Fury will be in it and will NOT have an eye patch. The shape shifting Skrulls are going to be the villains of the movie.
Nunt UH. No way. Nope. (I dunno. I didn't read what you wrote other than the first few words then saw how long it was and figured you really over-nerded whatever you said. Thx!)
The Big Red Button was found to be racist against the indigenous people of this country, so it's actually a set of grey buttons now, Trump is within reach of a handful of grey buttons.
With regard to Fury and The Avenger's Initiative in the MCU, I like to think that, because Shield was being controlled by Hydra, it would make sense that Shield/Hydra would want to recruit meta-humans from all around the world. After seeing how successful Shield was with the program that developed Captain America, Hydra would be more than willing to fund Fury's idea to develop a team of what would essentially be Captain America Plus Ultras. Not to mention that Hydra has has a history of chasing after meta-humans, with Red Skull and Winter Soldier being their knock-off Captain Americas, and the creation of Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch from experimentation with the Tesseract. With a documented interest in creating meta-humans, Fury's suggestion to recruit existing meta-humans just makes sense as an extension from their previous work and lead in to future projects.
They don't explicitly say it in the movie, but Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch are Magneto's children. They just haven't introduced mutants into the MCU yet, so of course they wouldn't *call* them "mutants".
i'm using you because you reference the scene i have a problem with. Katie in the past hadn't even watched jason takes manhattan but Dan did, Daniel should have been talking about the jason stuff
leavy no. I remember in the after hours about horror movies. Katie brings up that Jason's movie. Daniel asks if she's seen it, but she hasn't. DANIEL should know what she's talking about
Except the Captain Marvel film is supposed to take place in the 90's and include the skrull and Nick fury so it looks like he will have had knowledge about aliens and larger then life threats.
It's not like CM was planned by the point Avengers was made, though, and it's not out or yet hinted at in-universe. Til it comes out, this is the timeline
Even so, it's not a good rebuttal. If you want a *real* answer, then how about all the "enhanced" people they have to deal with? There are Inhumans on the Moon, after all.
I miss After Hours. CATain (oops-Captain) Marvel helps explain Nick Fury's big week. And, in a similar vein with Back to the Future, Thor Ragnarok happens over the course of a few days, which leads immediately into Infinity War. Thor barely had any sleep except for being knocked out. (When Valkyrie first catches him, the Devil's Anus, and after the ship exploded.)
Also the events of STAR TREK: THE WRATH OF KHAN, THE SEARCH FOR SPOCK, and THE VOYAGE HOME, Kirk loses his admiral ranking, finds out he has a son, then watches his son die, and then watches Spock die, and then watches Spock resurrected, then time travels to 1986 and back to the 23rd century, and then becomes admiral again. All of this happens in, like, a week or two for Kirk.
Umm actually, Kirk doesn't loose his admiral ranking until after he came back from 1986 and he never regained it. He as still a captain upon retirement and when he was later swept into the Nexus. Also in the beginning of Voyage Home Kirk states they've been on Vulcan for three months.
Maybe what Nancy was watching on her TV wasn't the Evil Dead movie, but rather the Deadites broadcasting what they were doing to Ash and the others in real time.
My theory on Se7en is this: John Doe planned and began a year ago. However that doesn't mean he's already done Envy and Wrath. Perhaps he was meant to be Wrath in the end? So instead of 2 bodies lying around he had 1 (possibly 2) more murders planned but not executed until he met Dtc. Mills. He did change his plans, as we were told in the movie. So it's possible that there wasn't 2 more bodies, only 1 or 2 more planned murders.
doesn't matter. The topic is about movies with confusing timelines, and the X-Men movies have a timeline that is frustrating to understand, even if you are a comic book/comic book movie expert
Well John Doe could have decided in advance that Envy was his sin, and that he wanted Rage to be the guy who kills him. Part of his manifesto is that the whole world is corrupt, that the victims are not that particularly chosen, but that it could be anyone. It would probably be a big thing for him that mostly anyone could be driven to kill in rage if you push them the right way. He could have decided to use Mills for Rage during their chase, that's why he spares his life, he's like "yesss, this one will do.." and starts planning how he can get envious at him and drive him to killing.
"Well you've all been rapidly changing your appearance every day so..." LOL, perfect 4th wall breaking there. Though, clearly this is the Swaim the God's work as he's created this mini dimension purely for his own entertainment. But unfortunately he's getting bored with it and cracks are starting to show and the other three are starting to catch on to what's happening. Thus the new dimension with all new characters that he can watch more like a movie rather than interacting directly with. Wouldn't be surprised if he sometimes shows up as a waiter or passer-by.
michael collier I just don't think it's 4th wall breaking. He gave an explanation that would explain why they think that way, if there were no 4th wall to break through. 4th wall break would be akin to them looking around realizing things, then maybe looking at the camera. but at the least, a group realization,...they've done it before
Also, is it a good idea to break in to Starks house to and hide out in the dark when the last guy there tried to kill him? What if Tony has a glove on him?
Daftlander -do you mean the new hour+ exsessive pop culture debacle or his solo 8-minute diatribe'o'funz? Cuz the latter is brilliant but the former borders on tedious.
So they fixed it by changing the continuity several years after the fact? I mean retcons make comic book worlds go round so it was natural to happen in the movies too. The problem is that means literally no criticism of any of the movies matters more than maybe a year.
Nick Fury already faced off against aliens in early 90s with at least one super-powered hero stopping them. This is not a spoiler, just the general premise.
Also, since Agents of SHIELD is canon, they have had access to a Kree corpse for several years (the one Coulson found out the magic elixir came from). So SHIELD has been prepping for a long time, also including the Tesseract being a big hint to them at extra-terrestrial entities are out there. As for Nick Fury showing up just after Tony announces he is Iron Man, I think thy had a damn good inclination beforehand, seeing as Coulson wants to debrief Tony on his escape (prob they had aerial shots of the Mk1 jetting away from a know terrorist camp), plus there must have been footage of Tonys first jaunt with the Mk2 suit. Also, the events of the Hulk movie are not the first time Bruce "Hulks out", as the intro credits show him changing straight after the experiment, injuring Betty and getting a Thunderbolt up his arse. So maybe while General Ross tracked Banner, SHIELD saw fit to assemble a team that could deal with threats such as the Hulk if the conventional military were found lacking.
Yay ! A new After Hours! But why no "After Hours" in the title? And both groups are great! Each have their own lil quirks that make them both fun to watch.
Um actually, the Avenger Initiative was to bring together individuals with special abilities -not necessarily super powers. Also Fury did know about aliens as 1. They had the tesseract which they knew was alien in origin. 2. They had a Kree corpse in storage as part of Project Tahiti. 3. (we haven't seen it yet but...) Captain Marvel was already around. (the upcoming film is said to be taking place in the 90's)
You're mixing up points of reference. Metatextually, yes, the Captain Marvel movie hadn't been conceived of, much less greenlit. Textually, however, Nick Fury knows who Carol Danvers is at the point he proposes the Avenger Initiative
Mike Clark you also got to remember the age of the video. Sure the theory is debunked now but at the time of the video’s publishing a CM movie wasn’t announced yet, if it was it wasn’t released it’s part of the timeline being before even the first Ironman movie.
Weird how Marvel addressed all of Daniel’s concerned later. Thanks to Captain, Marvel and secret invasion. We now know that fury knew about aliens and started the Avenges Initiative back in the 1990s.
Umm yeah, Captain Marvel took a dump all over this video. But even before that, Agents Of SHIELD established the Skrulls as part of the MCU (Project TAHITI) back in 2014, years before this video was made. Sorry Cracked. Epic FAIL. Get your MCU knowledge up next time please and thanks.
"Se7en" is a stupid movie. Can we...we can admit that, right? "Se7en" is a stupid movie? Who's with me on this? I feel like I've said it before, either on another Cracked video or on CinemaSins.
This video actually made me MORE interested in the Friday the 13th movies. Like I always thought Jason was cool, especially after playing MKX, but does one of these movies actually end with a girl ressurecting the corpse of her father to fight Jason? The father that she accidentally killed with her psychic powers? Because that sounds fantastic.
Good news- Captain Marvel (2019) fixed the hole of Nick Fury "randomly" starting the Avenger Initiative! He knew that extraterrestrial beings with super powers could visit our planet at will. He just spent the past 2 decades scrambling to assemble anything resembling a coherent defense by the events of Iron Man.
